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égalité
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:18 PM
So I haven't been around the board for the past few days because I was taking a trip in NYC, which included a stop at Flushing Meadows. Here's a summary of my exciting day of tennis:

MELANIE OUDIN d. AYUMI MORITA 6-2 6-0:
Ayumi's backhand is really really good and she's definitely a better player. I don't know what the hell happened here. She was in control at some point of almost every rally, but she just couldn't finish. Not too much else to say about this match.

VANESSA HENKE d. AKGUL AMANMURADOVA 7-6 3-6 6-3:
Akgul is really tall. I was expecting it but I was still surprised. She has a good first serve but it never goes in and then all she does is slice her backhand for a while and then make an error. She really should've won this match, but she's way too passive for someone who could overpower most players in the quali draw.

ALIZE CORNET d. CHANELLE "MOONBALL BABE" SCHEEPERS 6-2 6-4:
I like Alize because she talks to herself and screams a lot. She was up 6-2 4-1, but then started sucking (and Chanelle started moonballing better), and let the score get to 4-4. She got frustrated and smacked one of Chanelle's service faults right into the back of one of the spectator's heads. It was definitely one of the more entertaining moments of the day. But in the end, Alize remembered that she's much better than Chanelle and closed out the match.

ANDREI PAVEL d. SCOTT OUDSEMA 7-6 7-6:
I know this isn't women's tennis, but Scott Oudsema is REALLY HOT. I just had to share that. I'd like to see more of him playing tennis, and by playing tennis I mean having sex. With me.

Bruno71
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:20 PM
I always use "playing tennis" as a euphemism for having sex! :lol:

Thx for the report.

cellophane
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:27 PM
Um... don't you have a boyfriend? :p

¤CharlDa¤
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:27 PM
Did you see any of Stephanie? :)

Thanks for the report!

Dexter
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:32 PM
Thanx egalite-man. :wavey:

Pics of Oudsema please! :)

Bruno71
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:35 PM
Thanx egalite-man. :wavey:

Pics of Oudsema please! :)

http://www.collegeandjuniortennis.com/PHOTOS/ScottOudsema3.jpg

He looks a bit fug to me in pics, but maybe he's different in person?

Viktymise
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:37 PM
Did you see any Pironkova matches?

Dexter
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:37 PM
Okay. I'll leave him to you, egalite. Have fun! :couple:;)

MrSerenaWilliams
Aug 25th, 2007, 10:37 PM
:lol: :death: @ last report :lol:

Thanks for these :yeah:

Alizé Molik
Aug 26th, 2007, 03:06 AM
thanks so much for the match report égalité, Alizé can always be relied upon to get very dramatic :p

King Aaron
Aug 26th, 2007, 03:20 PM
Thanks. ;)

stevos
Aug 26th, 2007, 03:23 PM
Cool cool, I was expecting more reports though. :p
And yeah, good luck with your doubles partner there. éé

Drake1980
Aug 26th, 2007, 03:39 PM
:lol: at sex remark!!

égalité
Aug 26th, 2007, 05:05 PM
Um... don't you have a boyfriend? :p

He can come too. :D No pun intended.

Here's a better picture of Sexy Oudsemama.

http://www.collegeandjuniortennis.com/PHOTOS/ScottOudsemaHeadShot.jpg

brunof
Aug 26th, 2007, 09:33 PM
He can come too. :D No pun intended.

Here's a better picture of Sexy Oudsemama.

http://www.collegeandjuniortennis.com/PHOTOS/ScottOudsemaHeadShot.jpg

I guess some years ago (or perhaps still) he was a model for Ralph Lauren tennis apparel or something.