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Reuchlin
Jul 6th, 2007, 01:12 AM
How will Venus celebrate her 2007 Wimbledon Victory?

1.Jump up in the year (ala 2000)
2."Business as usual" shake hands at net (ala 2001)
3. Jump up and down and rub it in your face (ala 2005)

mykarma
Jul 6th, 2007, 01:19 AM
How will Venus celebrate her 2007 Wimbledon Victory?

1.Jump up in the year (ala 2000)
2."Business as usual" shake hands at net (ala 2001)
3. Jump up and down and rub it in your face (ala 2005)
Can you say obsessed? :eek:

Astro Jetson
Jul 6th, 2007, 01:21 AM
I hope she celebrates it in her dreams the day after :D

DavidEllul
Jul 6th, 2007, 01:41 AM
lol she is not there yet, so just calm down

asiandude
Jul 6th, 2007, 01:54 AM
run away and honeymoon with boyfriend

GrandSlam05
Jul 6th, 2007, 01:59 AM
How will Venus celebrate her 2007 Wimbledon Victory?

1.Jump up in the year (ala 2000)
2."Business as usual" shake hands at net (ala 2001)
3. Jump up and down and rub it in your face (ala 2005)

I say she'll do #3. That was her favorite. Only this time she'll probably do it even worse and be even less gracious in her speech than in 2005 because she probably hates Justine even more than Lindsay.

Craigy
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:03 AM
Take a chill pill :hearts:

music29child
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:05 AM
Well if she wins, which I hope she does. I think she's gonna introduce a new celebration

Uranium
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:06 AM
If she beats Henin, she'll go crazy jump up and down and might cry because of a rocky year,lol, she'll just go CRAZY.
GO VENUS!

azza
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:19 AM
When did winning a QF mean winning a slam u spastic :weirdo:

in that case Ivanovic and Henin won the 2007 Wimbledon aswell :bounce: :orgasm:

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:26 AM
Hopefully....you'll be court-side watching her victory. After her win she'll take a bathroom break. When she returns, she comes up to you (her number one fan) and offer you some of Gatorade. She smiles graciously as she watches you gobble every last drop. After your last big gulp, she the reveals that she pissed in it and you just just drank her piss. You run out of there scandalised, never to post on WTAWORD again, and the world is a better place. Everyone lives happily ever after :) :hearts:.

Boy...i'm really tired of this fucker...*sigh*

LeRoy.
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:28 AM
is this a jinx thread ? :rolleyes:

junlee_vee
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:31 AM
I say she'll do #3. That was her favorite. Only this time she'll probably do it even worse and be even less gracious in her speech than in 2005 because she probably hates Justine even more than Lindsay.

It's sad you're so bitter.

junlee_vee
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:33 AM
is this a jinx thread ? :rolleyes:

Probably...don't think it will work though!

But I don't want to jump THAT far ahead, eventhough I'm confident about tomorrow, she still has to get through that!

vw.
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:51 AM
She hasn't won yet, so this thread is pointless.

GrandSlam05
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:00 AM
It's sad you're so bitter.

I'm not bitter. The better player won. It's just too bad that better player gave a speech that was worthy of a 5-year old. :lol:

junlee_vee
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:03 AM
I'm not bitter. The better player won. It's just too bad that better player gave a speech that was worthy of a 5-year old. :lol:

She was excited! Or are you saying you would be at your most eloquent when you've just upset the #1 player in the world in one of the best matches in history?

GrandSlam05
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:05 AM
She was excited! Or are you saying you would be at your most eloquent when you've just upset the #1 player in the world in one of the best matches in history?
Oh and I suppose "being excited" was her reason for the nasty comments after the loss to Kim in USO 2005 qf. :rolleyes:

mykarma
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:05 AM
Hopefully....you'll be court-side watching her victory. After her win she'll take a bathroom break. When she returns, she comes up to you (her number one fan) and offer you some of Gatorade. She smiles graciously as she watches you gobble every last drop. After your last big gulp, she the reveals that she pissed in it and you just just drank her piss. You run out of there scandalised, never to post on WTAWORD again, and the world is a better place. Everyone lives happily ever after :) :hearts:.

Boy...i'm really tired of this fucker...*sigh*
No matter how much of a fool he makes of himself he continues to do it again. That just shows you that he has some serious mental problems. :cuckoo::cuckoo::cuckoo:

Onyxangel
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:06 AM
Hopefully....you'll be court-side watching her victory. After her win she'll take a bathroom break. When she returns, she comes up to you (her number one fan) and offer you some of Gatorade. She smiles graciously as she watches you gobble every last drop. After your last big gulp, she the reveals that she pissed in it and you just just drank her piss. You run out of there scandalised, never to post on WTAWORD again, and the world is a better place. Everyone lives happily ever after :) :hearts:.

Boy...i'm really tired of this fucker...*sigh*

Now THAT'S some funny sh1t! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bruno71
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:10 AM
Well, he might be in need of a chill pill but he *is* implying that Venus will win Wimbledon ;)

Pasta-Na
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:12 AM
she would buy herself a GRAMMAR book!? :lol: :haha:

#1Davenport
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:18 AM
If she whens, she'll be crazy. I really hope she wins.

junlee_vee
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:20 AM
Oh and I suppose "being excited" was her reason for the nasty comments after the loss to Kim in USO 2005 qf. :rolleyes:

NOBODY even mentioned anything about that until now...which leads me to believe...you're bitter.

But I'll amuse you. Those comments can't possibly be taken in the same context seeing as she lost. And just for the record, I thought those comments after that loss were pretty stupid.

GrandSlam05
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:22 AM
NOBODY even mentioned anything about that until now...which leads me to believe...you're bitter.

But I'll amuse you. Those comments can't possibly be taken in the same context seeing as she lost. And just for the record, I thought those comments after that loss were pretty stupid.

Dude, I agree that Venus just gets caught up in the moment and all. I don't really think she's a bitch or anything. But sometimes I do scratch my head a little. :shrug: :lol:

DOUBLEFIST
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:33 AM
she She would buy herself a GRAMMAR book!? :lol: :haha:

Perhaps you should as well.

DemWilliamsGulls
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:38 AM
Lord have mercy yall are goign to Jinx Venus from winning lol...

junlee_vee
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:42 AM
Dude, I agree that Venus just gets caught up in the moment and all. I don't really think she's a bitch or anything. But sometimes I do scratch my head a little. :shrug: :lol:

Well I can definitely agree that sometimes she (Serena moreso) says some dodgy things, such as those things after that Kim match (it just didn't make sense).

mdterp01
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:43 AM
I definitely think the title is Venus' to lose, but NOTHING is certain! So if she loses, you better BELIEVE this thread is gonna come back and bite you in the ass!!! There was no need for this. Wimbledon is far from over.

mankind
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:49 AM
If she wins, she will probably react like when she beat Sharapova, happy but contained. :yeah:

DemWilliamsGulls
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:50 AM
I definitely think the title is Venus' to lose, but NOTHING is certain! So if she loses, you better BELIEVE this thread is gonna come back and bite you in the ass!!! There was no need for this. Wimbledon is far from over.

Why cant they just HURSH mdterp01...:lol: ...MAN! Venus is playing so well right now..I dont want nobody to say ANYTHING to mess her up lol.....they gone ruin it for us!

meyerpl
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:57 AM
Seriously, how would you expect Venus to celebrate if she does win, open up on the crowd with a Thompson sub-machine gun or start snorting heroin off the top of the net? I'm guessing she'd drop her racket, jump up and down joyfully, then go to the net and shake Bartoli's hand.

GrandSlam05
Jul 6th, 2007, 03:58 AM
If she wins, she will probably react like when she beat Sharapova, happy but contained. :yeah:

I definitely think she'll be a little more excited than that (and she should be). Winning a final is alot bigger than winning a R16 match.

danieln1
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:01 AM
SheŽll just leap and hop, like 2005, and scream...

iPatty
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:03 AM
smile and look on as marion raises the winner's trophy.

cellophane
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:23 AM
Oh and I suppose "being excited" was her reason for the nasty comments after the loss to Kim in USO 2005 qf. :rolleyes:

What comments? :confused:

meyerpl
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:32 AM
What comments? :confused:

During her post-match interview, Venus remarked about Clijsters, "I wouldn't fuck her with Lleyton Hewitt's dick."

It was completely uncalled for.

cellophane
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:36 AM
During her post-match interview, Venus remarked about Clijsters, "I wouldn't fuck her with Lleyton Hewitt's dick."

It was completely uncalled for.

:spit:

hectopascal
Jul 6th, 2007, 05:18 AM
Seriously, how would you expect Venus to celebrate if she does win, open up on the crowd with a Thompson sub-machine gun or start snorting heroin off the top of the net? I'm guessing she'd drop her racket, jump up and down joyfully, then go to the net and shake Bartoli's hand.

:haha: You guys are on a roll!

mankind
Jul 6th, 2007, 07:59 AM
During her post-match interview, Venus remarked about Clijsters, "I wouldn't fuck her with Lleyton Hewitt's dick."

It was completely uncalled for.

Why the hell would she say that? That's just plain stoopid.

winone23
Jul 6th, 2007, 08:10 AM
Hopefully....you'll be court-side watching her victory. After her win she'll take a bathroom break. When she returns, she comes up to you (her number one fan) and offer you some of Gatorade. She smiles graciously as she watches you gobble every last drop. After your last big gulp, she the reveals that she pissed in it and you just just drank her piss. You run out of there scandalised, never to post on WTAWORD again, and the world is a better place. Everyone lives happily ever after :) :hearts:.

Boy...i'm really tired of this fucker...*sigh*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I couldn't rep you :sad:

winone23
Jul 6th, 2007, 08:20 AM
How will Venus celebrate her 2007 Wimbledon Victory?

1.Jump up in the year (ala 2000)
2."Business as usual" shake hands at net (ala 2001)
3. Jump up and down and rub it in your face (ala 2005)

I heard you had obsessive compulsive Venus disorder. I'll keep you in my prays. :angel: :hug:

merda2004
Jul 6th, 2007, 08:33 AM
How will Venus celebrate her 2007 Wimbledon Victory?

1.Jump up in the year (ala 2000)
2."Business as usual" shake hands at net (ala 2001)
3. Jump up and down and rub it in your face (ala 2005)


hey its 2 soon to talk about that!!!
to be honest i will be happy if i see a new champion this year

Brett.
Jul 6th, 2007, 08:37 AM
I think this poster who created this thread, is trying to say what will Venus react if she win a Wimbledon title? :shrug:

Jarrett
Jul 6th, 2007, 08:59 AM
I hope this thread doesn't jinx her. But anyway when she wins I think she is going to be a bit emotional (maybe a tear or two with the trophy). GOO VENUS!

Vlad Tepes
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:26 AM
She'll have to wait at least another year for that! (Allez Juju!!!) :wavey:

CORIA01
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:27 AM
SORRY GUYS BUT SHE WILL NOT WIN :lol:

DimaDinosaur
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:37 AM
congradts Venus!!! Once again, henin misses her chance at completing a career slam. Maybe next year, but really, i won't keep my hopes up Juju :sad:

Shuji Shuriken
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:51 AM
I think this poster who created this thread, is trying to say what will Venus react if she win a Wimbledon title? :shrug:
You just never get it, do you Bretts :sobbing:?

Avid Merrion
Jul 6th, 2007, 11:25 AM
Why the hell would she say that? That's just plain stoopid.

:wavey: mankind, meet irony. i'm not sure you two will get along..... :lol:

Pasta-Na
Jul 6th, 2007, 11:28 AM
Perhaps you should as well.

what a S :lol:

Viktymise
Jul 6th, 2007, 11:31 AM
Why can't they ban you, having you on ignore is not enough :o

Tennisaddict
Jul 6th, 2007, 11:31 AM
Well, obviously Venus can´t do nr. 3 because she never rubbed it in Lindsay´s face. She was outside of herself because of joy and you can´t blame her for that. Anyone who does didn´t want her to win Wimby in the first place. I would have understood if Lindsay did the same thing had she won it was very important for both women.

She has two more matches to go so no prediction from my side yet.

Hashim.
Jul 6th, 2007, 11:33 AM
:secret:

mykarma
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:07 PM
I definitely think the title is Venus' to lose, but NOTHING is certain! So if she loses, you better BELIEVE this thread is gonna come back and bite you in the ass!!! There was no need for this. Wimbledon is far from over.
He's not a Venus fan, he's a Williams sister's troll.

Beny
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:08 PM
She`ll not :p

mykarma
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:09 PM
I heard you had obsessive compulsive Venus disorder. I'll keep you in my prays. :angel: :hug:
:lol::lol::lol:

mankind
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:10 PM
:wavey: mankind, meet irony. i'm not sure you two will get along..... :lol:

Mankind knows no irony.

BuTtErFrEnA
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:32 PM
Seriously, how would you expect Venus to celebrate if she does win, open up on the crowd with a Thompson sub-machine gun or start snorting heroin off the top of the net? I'm guessing she'd drop her racket, jump up and down joyfully, then go to the net and shake Bartoli's hand.

LOL loving it!! good rep coming for you

Avid Merrion
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:41 PM
Mankind knows no irony.

yes, i noticed ;)

Craigy
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:54 PM
I think this poster who created this thread, is trying to say what will Venus react if she win a Wimbledon title? :shrug:

:spit: You're getting faster every day! :hearts:

Chris88
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:56 PM
She will cry because she aint gonna win - Miss. Marion Bartoli will. :D

Chris88
Jul 6th, 2007, 02:59 PM
:spit: You're getting faster every day! :hearts:

Read what Brettles said more carefully...

Title of this thread: How will Venus celebrate her 2007 Wimbledon victory (basically trying to say that Venus has already won Wimbledon)

What Brettles~20 said: I think this poster who created this thread, is trying to say what will Venus react if she win a Wimbledon (basically correctly saying that Venus hasn't already won Wimbledon).

:)

Wake Up Call
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:10 PM
Bitch, Venus isn't winning shit. Now shut the fuck up. :fiery: :smash:

Why didn't your mom cut out your heart when you were born is what baffles me. You're just a waste of a sperm and egg. You're useless. You suck at life. You will die soon, so my suggestion to you is to stop being a loser, and grow the fuck up. :)

Chris88
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:14 PM
Why didn't your mom cut out your heart when you were born is what baffles me. You're just a waste of a sperm and egg. You're useless. You suck at life. You will die soon, so my suggestion to you is to stop being a loser, and grow the fuck up. :)

To whom are these insults directed to?

nhissan
Jul 6th, 2007, 04:14 PM
Where are the mods?

Brett.
Jul 6th, 2007, 06:43 PM
:spit: You're getting faster every day! :hearts:

Go back to *special* school and learn what "if" mean. :wavey:

geoepee
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:14 PM
Go back to *special* school and learn what "if" mean. :wavey:
oh snap! :lol:

Donatello
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:45 PM
I hope she does the crip walk

darrinbaker00
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:50 PM
If Bartoli wins, she'll probably give Pierce Brosnan a lap dance..... :hehehe:

sharapovarulz1
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:53 PM
Bitch, Venus isn't winning shit. Now shut the fuck up. :fiery: :smash:

Why didn't your mom cut out your heart when you were born is what baffles me. You're just a waste of a sperm and egg. You're useless. You suck at life. You will die soon, so my suggestion to you is to stop being a loser, and grow the fuck up. :)

Dude what the hell? :eek: You need to see a syrinc quickly!

darrinbaker00
Jul 6th, 2007, 10:57 PM
Dude what the hell? :eek: You need to see a syrinc quickly!
That poster has already been banned, my friend. ;)

DemWilliamsGulls
Jul 6th, 2007, 11:05 PM
Bitch, Venus isn't winning shit. Now shut the fuck up. :fiery: :smash:

Why didn't your mom cut out your heart when you were born is what baffles me. You're just a waste of a sperm and egg. You're useless. You suck at life. You will die soon, so my suggestion to you is to stop being a loser, and grow the fuck up. :)

Sweet Jesus...where is a moderator..lol yall closed my trash talking topic of Justine fans but let stuff like this slide...this kat was really MAD! wtf??

mykarma
Jul 7th, 2007, 12:16 AM
Sweet Jesus...where is a moderator..lol yall closed my trash talking topic of Justine fans but let stuff like this slide...this kat was really MAD! wtf??
Justine losing and Venus winning has certainly sent all of the trolls and haters from yesterday back into their holes. Hope they're enjoy eating that crow AGAIN. :lol::lol::lol:

tennislover
Jul 7th, 2007, 12:21 AM
she will raise up her hands