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Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:19 PM
;) Are you there yet, i was saying that we must do something but i think having more people would be better! :angel:

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:21 PM
Will you ever hurry up before people get the wrong impression of me from the off, i'm not insane and although i am technically talking to myself, excuse me....i have exa pressure after all.

VishaalMaria
May 15th, 2007, 08:23 PM
Hello! :D

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:25 PM
Yes yes yes im here!!!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:26 PM
How are you lol, another serena fan i see, always welcome with me, what about our girls today, slow to start then rallied to win 10 of last 11 games!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:26 PM
Bout time.....indulge in conversation then lol feel free

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:29 PM
lol yes anyway, back to the weekend. Well me, you n im sure u can force declan 2 go, ask okane... im sure he will. Im guessin mark is a no?

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:29 PM
wow u are so slow, well you should ask aidan tommorrow if you want that would seem the best thing to do. Not Mark :wavey: :fiery: OK!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:30 PM
:weirdo: :weirdo: :smash: :smash: :topic: We must force declan to go and chris and some other unfortunate suspects...isn't there anything more rewarding than bloody bowling.....Mark would sink like a lead balloon on a night out with anyone

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:31 PM
I was thinking club lol.....Declan hmmmmmm

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:32 PM
lol Aidan... i dont no if he wud go. Is there ne1 else??? N where r we gona go??? ice skatin! :lol: :lol: :haha:

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Mark is as much a no as i am a yes, hows about John then?

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Mark is as much a no as i am a yes, hows about John then? :cool: :confused:

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:34 PM
LOL doesn't Aidan like O'Kane...and come to think of it...aren't you his friend?

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:35 PM
I won't go unless there are respectable people there of course!

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:35 PM
oh yeah a club! i can picture it! Declan lol in a club? Me n chris gettin in??? Yeah ask john 2 come, n the cheerleaders lol

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:36 PM
yes i am but he may be workin/goin out with other ppl..... hmmm ask cassidly n mervyn... n doherty :lol:

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:36 PM
God don't know if he would with C and D etc well we could always sk the acrobat M, no just kidding lol!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:38 PM
Well you could always ask him where he is going and include yourself very forcibily! :banghead: :armed: :armed: :armed: :armed: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :boxing: :explode: :explode: :explode: :rocker2: :hehehe: :hehehe: :nerner:

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:39 PM
Yeah right im gonna go newhere with thosins...hmmm ....rejected!

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:39 PM
Oh him! lol god knows hu else.... we may just end up on the frapachinos lol

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:41 PM
AHHHHHH No i won't! I'll go somewhee and abandon you all...I'll slink off with people from up here where i live and you may never see me again lol!

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:41 PM
now that sounds desperate u!!! U can ask him... how bout annnna??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: or we cud all go 2 madrid for 1 cent?? and use the subjunctive on random helpless ppl...

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:42 PM
Don't people normally do summit to celebrate the end of a year at school, im surprised there hasnt been something stared to raise money for Zambia lol!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:43 PM
I could ask who lol? Not bloody ana and julie lol!

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:43 PM
theres sumthin every bloody day about zambia... weve just become used to ignornin it as soon as it comes on the big bong lol

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:46 PM
No but like summit like a pre formal but going under the guise of a fund raising thing, you know to make one last effort before we all break, i think a lot of people would have went to that because its the end of the yr, btw why don't you talk to Aidan outside school!??? It's actually quite odd considering you are v good friends lol! :help: :rolleyes: :( :o

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:47 PM
u can plead with aidan! lol i might order 1 of those cakes to see wat theyre like, only 8 quid???

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:50 PM
What do u mean plead about what lol, yes they are 8 pounds and i want a very large slice please...i.e. half or more!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:51 PM
u didnt answer the qs from the previous post still!

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:51 PM
i do i txt him sumtimes but.... yeah ill say 2 him 2morrow. That formal committe are just useless... god knows how much the tickets for the formal will cost now... no chance of a preformal now. Right im goin 2 get this mess on my head sorted. talk l8r

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:51 PM
Tennis on thursday btw! Ill get the blue racket tommaz. :bounce: :p

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:52 PM
Bye bye, whens later?

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:52 PM
oh right so ur goin now???

VishaalMaria
May 15th, 2007, 08:53 PM
Just like to say Serena is better than Justine. And thats for Conors benefit. :P

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 08:54 PM
Just like to say Serena is better than Justine. And thats for Conors benefit. :P

rawr :fiery: how very dare u.... we shall see at the french! ;)

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:55 PM
No im still here and yes zadent u are quite right lol!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:56 PM
No im still here and yes zadent u are quite right lol!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 08:57 PM
neways i find it all very interesting lol!

VishaalMaria
May 15th, 2007, 09:00 PM
rawr :fiery: how very dare u.... we shall see at the french! ;)

Justine needs to be stopped! How many RG titles does she want?! LOL! Tell her to go win Wimbledon instead. She'll look good with the shield.:) Leave RG for Serena. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Oh and I think Nouf has posted Serena's match from today.

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 09:06 PM
Thnaks !

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 09:44 PM
rawr im back on so get in here :devil: take that imperative!

VishaalMaria
May 15th, 2007, 09:47 PM
Hey Conor! Nice name! :P

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 09:51 PM
ello again Zadent! Thanks... very irish name tis :) Im guessing ur not called zadent??? lol

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 09:57 PM
Hello conor how are you lol!

Thanx4nothin
May 15th, 2007, 09:57 PM
Trying to so some rev in english...unsuccessfully.....spanish oral is in like a week grrrrr

Conor
May 15th, 2007, 10:09 PM
im typin this spainish out, ana got sumthin wrong! lol i asked this columbian n he corrected it

Conor
May 16th, 2007, 08:18 PM
i demand u come in here DW!!! date prisa por favor!

Thanx4nothin
May 16th, 2007, 10:05 PM
I may be late but i am here lol!

Thanx4nothin
May 16th, 2007, 10:05 PM
im typin this spainish out, ana got sumthin wrong! lol i asked this columbian n he corrected it

Doubt it she never gets anything wrong...there must be un razón!

VishaalMaria
May 16th, 2007, 10:16 PM
Are you guys doing your GCSE's then?

Conor
May 16th, 2007, 10:24 PM
no alevels... we have our spanish oral on wednesday :rolleyes:

Conor
May 16th, 2007, 10:26 PM
Doubt it she never gets anything wrong...there must be un razón!

It was wrong, member that thing i asked her today... if it was 'aun' (accent over the u, wont let me do it lol) when she had written 'an queda'...

VishaalMaria
May 16th, 2007, 10:32 PM
no alevels... we have our spanish oral on wednesday :rolleyes:

LOL! Who told you to take Spanish then? :p

I have an exam next week. A psychology one. I was going to do some revision today but too tired from my Tennis.

Conor
May 16th, 2007, 10:36 PM
I have psychology on tuesday!!! units 2 and 3 - i shud be revisin aswell, but this board is too adictive :lol: u doin alevels??? We've done spanish for 5 years n we both got good gcses in it so we kept it on... another language is always useful! Im thinkin of doin it with psychology at uni, either in glasgow or belfast :)

VishaalMaria
May 16th, 2007, 10:43 PM
I have psychology on tuesday!!! units 2 and 3 - i shud be revisin aswell, but this board is too adictive :lol: u doin alevels??? We've done spanish for 5 years n we both got good gcses in it so we kept it on... another language is always useful! Im thinkin of doin it with psychology at uni, either in glasgow or belfast :)

I'm doing A levels too. I'm taking Chemistry, Statistics and Psychology. My Psychology exam next week is module 3; Social psychology and Research methods. Is that the one you're doing too?

And yes, another language is useful too. I know three; but I only know German at GCSE level. It's good that you're combining a language and Psychology and deciding to do it at uni. I had all my choices completely firm up until an hour ago.....I can't make a decision to save my life! No wonder my shots are awkward.:lol:

Conor
May 16th, 2007, 10:56 PM
I'm doing A levels too. I'm taking Chemistry, Statistics and Psychology. My Psychology exam next week is module 3; Social psychology and Research methods. Is that the one you're doing too?

And yes, another language is useful too. I know three; but I only know German at GCSE level. It's good that you're combining a language and Psychology and deciding to do it at uni. I had all my choices completely firm up until an hour ago.....I can't make a decision to save my life! No wonder my shots are awkward.:lol:

Im doin Spainish, Biology and Psychology. I WAS doin Chemistry aswell but I dropped out after 3 classes! lol We're doin as by the way. Yeah social and research methods :rolleyes: aswell as abnormality and stress management. Its aswell I got unit 1 outa the way in jan.

Well we did do Irish but we had drop it to continue spanish... wish I had of done another more useful language than irish! lol German got taken outa our school this year, nobody wanted to do it anymore and the highest grade at gcse last year was like a C I think lol Yeah I was just gona do a language course but i thought i may aswell do psyc with seein i was good at it. It'll prob change though, like you I cant make a decision to save my life! :lol: What you doin at uni? Or thinkin of?

VishaalMaria
May 16th, 2007, 11:05 PM
Im doin Spainish, Biology and Psychology. I WAS doin Chemistry aswell but I dropped out after 3 classes! lol We're doin as by the way. Yeah social and research methods :rolleyes: aswell as abnormality and stress management. Its aswell I got unit 1 outa the way in jan.

Well we did do Irish but we had drop it to continue spanish... wish I had of done another more useful language than irish! lol German got taken outa our school this year, nobody wanted to do it anymore and the highest grade at gcse last year was like a C I think lol Yeah I was just gona do a language course but i thought i may aswell do psyc with seein i was good at it. It'll prob change though, like you I cant make a decision to save my life! :lol: What you doin at uni? Or thinkin of?

LOL! Why did you drop out after three classes?

Well at uni I want to do Psychology. BUT! If I do decide to do that, then I'm going to have to do it at Aston uni. My second choice is Criminology and that'll be in Leicester. But the thing is, I dont want to go to Aston BUT I do want to do Psychology, and I don't want to do Criminology but I do want to go to Leicester.

So if only i can "cross over' the two things! But my mind is working ovetime right now.

Do you play tennis? How's it going?

Conor
May 16th, 2007, 11:21 PM
Cause I just hate chemistry! I only picked it cause i knew id need it for a science course at uni but i just cant stand it... and im useless at it. :rolleyes: The only reason i got double A in science at gcse was cause my biology and physics was so good :lol: I got the worst teacher i cud so i just pulled out before it was too late.

:lol: sounds like you have a dilema then! Where in england are u from?? Well i got a few prospectus' from glasgow so im goin over in the summer to check them out, 2 of them do psychology with spanish in joint honours I think so... or i cud just stay in belfast... but part of me wants to move away :lol: Oh i dunno!

Yeah me and DW play at weekends whenever the weathers good. We're off tomorrow so if its dry were goin. The facilities for tennis here are really crap... finding courts is really hard. N the ones we use arent great. Do u play???

VishaalMaria
May 16th, 2007, 11:30 PM
Yeah I do have a dilemma but I guess I'm going to have to talk to my form tutor about it.

I from Birmingham btw. :) Have you been there?

Yes, I play tennis. I played a couple matches today. I won one, lost the other.

In the one that I won, I was leading 6-2 5-4, but I choked away the second set and my opponent won it 7-6[4]. Then I won the third 6-2.

The won that I lost, I lost the first set 6-3, won the second 6-4, and lost the third 6-1. I saved a few match points; I think there were alot of deuces in the last game.

But I might decide to stop playing for now. My wrist has messed up and I need to see the doctor about it. It just doesnt feel good in long matches.

So what was the last match you played? And who's better out of you and DW?

Conor
May 16th, 2007, 11:40 PM
Yeah I do have a dilemma but I guess I'm going to have to talk to my form tutor about it.

I from Birmingham btw. :) Have you been there?

Yes, I play tennis. I played a couple matches today. I won one, lost the other.

In the one that I won, I was leading 6-2 5-4, but I choked away the second set and my opponent won it 7-6[4]. Then I won the third 6-2.

The won that I lost, I lost the first set 6-3, won the second 6-4, and lost the third 6-1. I saved a few match points; I think there were alot of deuces in the last game.

But I might decide to stop playing for now. My wrist has messed up and I need to see the doctor about it. It just doesnt feel good in long matches.

So what was the last match you played? And who's better out of you and DW?

My form tutor is useless, wont be askin him! lol Yeah ive been in birmingham, well at the airport and then we drove out of it till some town, we were goin to alton towers so... :bounce: :lol:

Sounds like good matches! U must be good ;) Are you part of a club??? Well if your wrist keeps gettin worse id stop for a while, but sure if its not just strap it, shouldnt be too bad. Ask DW for advice, hes a specialist in injuries lol

We played on sunday there, i cnt remember the score. I think was 6-3, 6-4, 6-3 to him, somethin like that. The only time ive won is 13-11 in the 5th after over 5 hours and saving 2 MP in the 4th. My solitary victory! lol

VishaalMaria
May 16th, 2007, 11:50 PM
My form tutor is useless, wont be askin him! lol Yeah ive been in birmingham, well at the airport and then we drove out of it till some town, we were goin to alton towers so... :bounce: :lol:

Sounds like good matches! U must be good ;) Are you part of a club??? Well if your wrist keeps gettin worse id stop for a while, but sure if its not just strap it, shouldnt be too bad. Ask DW for advice, hes a specialist in injuries lol

We played on sunday there, i cnt remember the score. I think was 6-3, 6-4, 6-3 to him, somethin like that. The only time ive won is 13-11 in the 5th after over 5 hours and saving 2 MP in the 4th. My solitary victory! lol

Well I wouldn't say I'm good. I can play a really good match, then the next minute I can play an error filled match. My serve is the best. I can win easy points that way; either an ace, unreturnable, or a volley winner. The worst part of my game is my forehand. Once a rally gets going, I have no faith in my forehand. It REALLY tends to break down as long as matches progress. But these days, its because of my forehand that I lose. And thats down to my wrist. It really hurts when I hit the shot. Hopefully rest will be good.

And WOW! Five hour match? Two match points saved? Thats really good! How did you save them?

And do you play on clay/grass/hardcourt? I play on hardcourt. I'd like to play on clay! Never played on it in my entire life.

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 12:04 AM
Well my serve is terrible and my backhand is non existent so you'd beat me hands down! lol I try to do a single handed backhand (like Juju of course :worship: ) buts its too wild too often... my slice is ok. I use single and double handed on my forehand, double much more reliable so im gona start usin it alot more now. Its all a confidence thing really. Once you start hittin a few in a row in and you find your rythem its great. Like DW, his forehand when its on song is like :eek: :eek: Its aswell we dont play on hard court. We play on concrete lol thats how bad it is here! Theres actually astroturf courts next to them but theyre even slower so we just ignore those... ive played on hardcourts aswell, i liked those but theyre too expensive... 18 quid an hour :fiery:

Yeah 5 hours... we've had quite a few 5 set duels, another he won 9-7 in the 5th.... love the long matches. I regret it the next morning though! lol i cant remember how i saved them it was that long ago... but the game i won it on, we were both exhausted I think i surprised him with some rather bliserting returns (he'd probably tell you otherwise! lol)

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 12:08 AM
Here im going to bed now, exhausted! :o i'll talk 2 u l8r sure! night!

VishaalMaria
May 17th, 2007, 12:13 AM
18 pounds? An hour? WTF?! Thats daylight robbery! I guess it's a confidence thing. I hit a two handed backhanded and sometimes a single handed one too. I can hit it well cross court. Not so well down the line. I tried it once [like Venus] and the ball sailed WAAAAAY wide. I can't line it up properly! But as of now, I need to focus on my exams. So I wont be able to play [because of my wrist too] My mums like "Shan, I hope you've done your work. Then I'll allow you to play" I'm like "yeah yeah". She's such a bossy boots.

I guess WTAworld doesnt help either. This place is so addictive! LOL!

So what are your plans for tomorrow?

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 04:06 PM
18 pounds? An hour? WTF?! Thats daylight robbery! I guess it's a confidence thing. I hit a two handed backhanded and sometimes a single handed one too. I can hit it well cross court. Not so well down the line. I tried it once [like Venus] and the ball sailed WAAAAAY wide. I can't line it up properly! But as of now, I need to focus on my exams. So I wont be able to play [because of my wrist too] My mums like "Shan, I hope you've done your work. Then I'll allow you to play" I'm like "yeah yeah". She's such a bossy boots.

I guess WTAworld doesnt help either. This place is so addictive! LOL!

So what are your plans for tomorrow?

Hey again!... yeah it was £18.60 one time we went, it was so funny actually. I went up to pay for it and she said 'Thats 18.60 please'.... and I was like 'theres no way she just said 18' :lol: so I gave her a tenner and she started laughin at me... lol we went back a few weeks ago there, slightly cheaper this time so might go back.... Shan.... cool name ;) Theres a lot people here called Seán, pronounced the same... its irish though....

Well today DW and I went out for a while, I bought a new tennis racket - Dunlop Holtmelt. Its really heavy... which is good for me :) Went to starbucks, then dodged a few cars on the motorway :lol: Have to do some spanish revision later on, might do some research method questions aswell. How was your day??

Tennis-Chick
May 17th, 2007, 04:34 PM
£18!! I wouldn't pay that, here courts are £8 an hour, and I thought that was dear! lol

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 04:39 PM
£18!! I wouldn't pay that, here courts are £8 an hour, and I thought that was dear! lol

Yeah, 18... I couldnt believe it! :eek: :lol: But the courts we use at 1 of our lesiure centres is only £5 for 2 hours... which probably sounds good until you look at the court!

VishaalMaria
May 17th, 2007, 04:47 PM
Hey again!... yeah it was £18.60 one time we went, it was so funny actually. I went up to pay for it and she said 'Thats 18.60 please'.... and I was like 'theres no way she just said 18' :lol: so I gave her a tenner and she started laughin at me... lol we went back a few weeks ago there, slightly cheaper this time so might go back.... Shan.... cool name ;) Theres a lot people here called Seán, pronounced the same... its irish though....

Well today DW and I went out for a while, I bought a new tennis racket - Dunlop Holtmelt. Its really heavy... which is good for me :) Went to starbucks, then dodged a few cars on the motorway :lol: Have to do some spanish revision later on, might do some research method questions aswell. How was your day??

My day was crap. I had Statistics first thing and we had a mock exam. It started off well, then my friend just grabbed my paper and started copying my answers :rolleyes: The teacher was too focused on the computer, so we started copying answers off each other. LOL! Slowly, it turned from a quiet, intense, exam to a normal lesson where we just talked.

Then I went to see my form tutor about the uni thing. I was with her for three hours. :tape: I was talking to her about the uni thing and then we decided to log onto UCAS but I didnt have my application number on me. So I decided to click on the link "forgot my password" but then it asked me for an answer for a security question: "Who's your fav tennis player?" I typed it Serena [incorrect], typed in Venus [incorrect] LOL! So it took me an hour to find out who it was. :lol: :lol:

Then I came home, had something to eat, then watched Serenas match! Which didnt hold my interest for very long. Now I'm here.

Dodged a few cars on the motorway?! LOL! You dare devil! What were you doing on the motorway!

Oh! And btw my name is "Kishan"! That was just a typo "Shan". :)
I might do some revsion too! What mark are you hoping for on Module three research methods?!

Tennis-Chick
May 17th, 2007, 04:49 PM
Yeah, 18... I couldnt believe it! :eek: :lol: But the courts we use at 1 of our lesiure centres is only £5 for 2 hours... which probably sounds good until you look at the court!

Inside courts??? Well ours are in our local park, there is 2 clay courts and 4 astro-turf ones. They are OK, you don't always have to pay only when the wee woman is there, which is only once or twice a week.

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 05:00 PM
Statistics??? :confused: Whats that all about then??? :lol: doesnt sound too good.... 3 hours with a teacher lol Are you not off for study leave yet??? We finished yesterday, thank god.

Oh ucas, i got my card there last month. The shops on it are rubbish, topshop is the only have decent one :devil: You should use the same password for everything, its far easier.... although if anyone was to get hold of mines they could get into anything :help: So who eventually was it? :p Or are you gona tell me? lol

Yeah we got back in time to see the end of the 1st set... wasnt exactly thrilled by it myself but Serena looked to be hitting the ball well... which is good signs:)

Well it was the quickest way to the shops so! It had to be done. We nearly actually wondered into a construction site :lol:

Ok so Kishan... ive never heard that name before :rolleyes: Is it boys or girls name?? Im hoping for full marks... but an A will do. I got 88 in unit 1, should have been 100 but i messed up on describing the LOP (I think it was that!)... my ao2 was definately full marks so... What are you hoping to get??

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 05:02 PM
Inside courts??? Well ours are in our local park, there is 2 clay courts and 4 astro-turf ones. They are OK, you don't always have to pay only when the wee woman is there, which is only once or twice a week.

No theyre outdoor, theres 4 astroturf aswell but the lines are faded and really so we dont bother with those. I wish we had some in our parks! Theyd get destroyed here though :fiery: :lol: Do you play a lot???

VishaalMaria
May 17th, 2007, 05:11 PM
I'm hoping to get a B! And it's a boys name man! :P Well the answer was Justine. HAHAHA!!! And no, we're not off for study leave yet! We have one more week left.

The match was Rubbish, Serena has no sense of a clay court. She kept whacking the ball she needed to put more variety in. Hopefully she's working on it. And she'll need to hit the ball well, especially if she wants to beat Justine. But I hope Venus meets Justine in the third round! :D BWAHAH! lol!

Tennis-Chick
May 17th, 2007, 05:19 PM
No theyre outdoor, theres 4 astroturf aswell but the lines are faded and really so we dont bother with those. I wish we had some in our parks! Theyd get destroyed here though :fiery: :lol: Do you play a lot???

I used to play alot when I was 10-13, but I still play every weekend and during the summer. None of my friends really play but I usually find someone to play with me. Do you play any tournaments??

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 05:25 PM
I'm hoping to get a B! And it's a boys name man! :P Well the answer was Justine. HAHAHA!!! And no, we're not off for study leave yet! We have one more week left.

The match was Rubbish, Serena has no sense of a clay court. She kept whacking the ball she needed to put more variety in. Hopefully she's working on it. And she'll need to hit the ball well, especially if she wants to beat Justine. But I hope Venus meets Justine in the third round! :D BWAHAH! lol!

Oops! sorry, ive never heard of the name before! :lol: :lol: Are you a closet Justine fan then??? ;) One week left! Yous should be let off a week before your 1st exam, at least...

Well Serena has won RG before so obviously she can play on clay. The match wasnt great but Serena done well... im sure she'll be better by the time the French starts and she has a few more matches under her belt. Yeah she'll have to be a lot better to beat Justine, thats if Justine doesnt start playing crap! :lol: I want Justine to play Venus, I dont care where it is, just for them to play!

Conor
May 17th, 2007, 05:30 PM
I used to play alot when I was 10-13, but I still play every weekend and during the summer. None of my friends really play but I usually find someone to play with me. Do you play any tournaments??

No we're not part of any club... all the clubs seem to be set deep in the east of Belfast or in all the posh parts like Malone! :lol: Yeah we only play in the summer to, with our crappy weather over here! :rolleyes:

Tennis-Chick
May 17th, 2007, 06:04 PM
No we're not part of any club... all the clubs seem to be set deep in the east of Belfast or in all the posh parts like Malone! :lol: Yeah we only play in the summer to, with our crappy weather over here! :rolleyes:

:lol: I was going to join a club but I have football matches on two nights a week usually, so my mum said it wasn't worth the money.

Thanx4nothin
May 17th, 2007, 06:50 PM
62-1 for me in the head to head lol!

Tennis-Chick
May 17th, 2007, 07:43 PM
62-1 for me in the head to head lol!

You and Conor's H2H???

Thanx4nothin
May 17th, 2007, 08:52 PM
Yep...he beat me 11-9 in a fifth set...i had match points...lol...i recently beat him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. :bounce: :kiss: :worship:

VishaalMaria
May 17th, 2007, 08:59 PM
Yep...he beat me 11-9 in a fifth set...i had match points...lol...i recently beat him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. :bounce: :kiss: :worship:

Oh man! So what are your weapons?!

Thanx4nothin
May 17th, 2007, 09:05 PM
Well my serve is over 120mph...or so...my second is very agressive as well...huge forehand...like serena's though can spray a little and a solid deadly backhand...net play needs work...no slice backhand...poor touch...excellent movement! And you? :)

VishaalMaria
May 17th, 2007, 10:39 PM
Well my serve is over 120mph...or so...my second is very agressive as well...huge forehand...like serena's though can spray a little and a solid deadly backhand...net play needs work...no slice backhand...poor touch...excellent movement! And you? :)

My serve, movement, and slice. Man, you must be good then. So have you won any tournaments? Do you play in any?

Thanx4nothin
May 17th, 2007, 11:12 PM
2 back to back years in Majorca u18....i was 13 and 14 at the time...both finals against 18 year olds...both straight sets...and that was on clay....1 fun day tournie in Ballycastle grass courts years ago...won one match and had to leave for home lol!

Tennis-Chick
May 18th, 2007, 04:36 PM
Yep...he beat me 11-9 in a fifth set...i had match points...lol...i recently beat him 6-0, 6-0, 6-0. :bounce: :kiss: :worship:

Wow you must be good! Well my backhand is my best shot by far and my forehand is also v.good....but my serve..well it's ok, not very many aces though lol!

Conor
May 18th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Well my serve is over 120mph...or so...my second is very agressive as well...huge forehand...like serena's though can spray a little and a solid deadly backhand...net play needs work...no slice backhand...poor touch...excellent movement! And you? :)

2 back to back years in Majorca u18....i was 13 and 14 at the time...both finals against 18 year olds...both straight sets...and that was on clay....1 fun day tournie in Ballycastle grass courts years ago...won one match and had to leave for home lol!

Look at you! Boastin it up! :lol: 'deadly backhand'??? Solid yes but your forehand wins you far more points (well when your hitting your forehand in that is). What about ol' Sereney today! Too hit and miss she was, im surprised Patty didnt break down at 5-5 in the tiebreaker and that she actually made the forehand on match point :lol:

Thanx4nothin
May 18th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Look at you! Boastin it up! :lol: 'deadly backhand'??? Solid yes but your forehand wins you far more points (well when your hitting your forehand in that is). What about ol' Sereney today! Too hit and miss she was, im surprised Patty didnt break down at 5-5 in the tiebreaker and that she actually made the forehand on match point :lol:

My backhands the best...serena was useless the whole match i was like move your feet serena, i missed the match point i knes she would lose it because she refuised point blank to move!

Thanx4nothin
May 18th, 2007, 08:54 PM
I am here and the goodfellas is on the way lol!

Conor
May 18th, 2007, 09:04 PM
:lol: What toppins did u get??? U must send me a slice! :devil:

Thanx4nothin
May 18th, 2007, 09:07 PM
pepperoni only as always...ah can't wait...starving...so much for soing summit then lol!

Conor
May 18th, 2007, 09:18 PM
u shuda got pineapple aswell! Was just readin that gcse thread, its so halarious :lol: think ill go mix it up some more :devil:

Thanx4nothin
May 18th, 2007, 09:23 PM
why bother they are mainly idiots...

Conor
May 18th, 2007, 09:41 PM
Well yes they are but.... we must refrain ourselves a bit :lol: Any sign of our pizza yet? :rolleyes:

Thanx4nothin
May 20th, 2007, 08:12 PM
i won again today
6-2, 6-1, 6-0.
My approx stats
1 ace
1 double fault
20 UFE
First serve % 50
winning % 70
2ns winning % 65 (lol)
20 Winners

Conor
0 aces
12 double faults
50 UFE
6 winners (lol)
20% 1st serves in
30 % success
2nd serve success 25 %

Interesting points...conor won first 2 points of match...1 with fabulous 2 handed forehand winner and another with an unreturnable 2 handed forehand drive volley
Conor served at 0-5 40-0 and lost last game...lopping went on on those three points lol!
We kept forgetting the xcore we were so bored.
We (between us) hit 2 balls out of the tennis areas in disgust.
There were about 100000 drop shots....all conors
Match time : 1 hr 25 mins
Head to head : 63-1
Overall Match rating : Terrible
Becuase of : Bad serving from Conor, my backhad going short all the time, conors backhand being non-existent...as always....blame the poor quality on...the staff of the leisure centre which will go unnamed and put the tennis net up about 2 feet below reguialtion height lol!

Tennis-Chick
May 20th, 2007, 10:17 PM
i won again today
6-2, 6-1, 6-0.
My approx stats
1 ace
1 double fault
20 UFE
First serve % 50
winning % 70
2ns winning % 65 (lol)
20 Winners

Conor
0 aces
12 double faults
50 UFE
6 winners (lol)
20% 1st serves in
30 % success
2nd serve success 25 %

Interesting points...conor won first 2 points of match...1 with fabulous 2 handed forehand winner and another with an unreturnable 2 handed forehand drive volley
Conor served at 0-5 40-0 and lost last game...lopping went on on those three points lol!
We kept forgetting the xcore we were so bored.
We (between us) hit 2 balls out of the tennis areas in disgust.
There were about 100000 drop shots....all conors
Match time : 1 hr 25 mins
Head to head : 63-1
Overall Match rating : Terrible
Becuase of : Bad serving from Conor, my backhad going short all the time, conors backhand being non-existent...as always....blame the poor quality on...the staff of the leisure centre which will go unnamed and put the tennis net up about 2 feet below reguialtion height lol!

I was wondering where this thread went too!
Aww they put the net down, for yous or is that just the way it always is?? 63-1 now!! Does yous play each other every weekend?

Conor
May 21st, 2007, 03:22 PM
A slightly biased report there DW!! But yeah the net was terrible and about 4 of the 7 tennis balls were crap... they didnt bloody bounce properly. That added to the fact my backhand was absolute rubbish put me in a bad mood that I didnt care anymore :fiery: :lol: I seriously need to work that bh out... ill win next time... just getting warmed up with my new Hotmelt :devil:

Thanx4nothin
May 21st, 2007, 06:08 PM
You are a disgrace get off this computer and do some work be4 i hunt u down and shoot you in the craniam.

Conor
May 22nd, 2007, 06:49 PM
You are a disgrace get off this computer and do some work be4 i hunt u down and shoot you in the craniam.

Charming Darren :lol: :lol:

Thanx4nothin
May 22nd, 2007, 08:25 PM
it's true

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 07:19 PM
Darren get in here now, how was your day?

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 07:52 PM
Dreadful...as usual, btw everyone it's 65-1 now.

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 07:54 PM
We are going to ozone on monday, I demand!

'You are a disgrace get off this computer and do some work be4 i hunt u down and shoot you in the craniam.' - cant stop laughin at this! :haha::lol:

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 07:58 PM
Surely i didn't say that. Yes from 8.00 to 10.15 he said one word to me, i counted btw for real, it was the artistic great 'nah'.

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:04 PM
Yes you very well did say that! :lol: Well 4 down just 1 to go, 1 last effort tomorrow. Fire questions at him from all angles, make him talk lol

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:08 PM
Tis' a stuggle, the whole thing about stealing money and running away was hilarious, i would only run AWAY from said bore, can you imagine the plane journey. He said we could be undercover criminals or summit like that, suddenly i have a psycho on my hands like Dec. BTW the surgeon we were supposed to have turned up for the first time, he was at our school, said the school has went down the shit pan, played Kay Muela's Lucie in the sky during operation lol, then rushed to the airport for a flight, he remembered mo's name and not mine :mad: :o :fiery:

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:15 PM
lol you're always the forgotten one Darren!! Hes quite right about our school though, once you leave thats it! A Grammar school no more lol Katie Melua??!!! U shuda started singin 9 million bicycles, depress them all lol

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:15 PM
Where are u pray tell!?

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:17 PM
I am here, do not fret lol

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:17 PM
lol you're always the forgotten one Darren!! Hes quite right about our school though, once you leave thats it! A Grammar school no more lol Katie Melua??!!! U shuda started singin 9 million bicycles, depress them all lol

I think the day i leave finally all the staff will realise that their world is caving in, till then, they will hate me regardless, particuarly - Ginger, MsTohill, Doc and Jane.

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:17 PM
I am here, do not fret lol

I'm trying to remember any more absorbing facts he said to me, oh yes his dad is retiring.

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:18 PM
B4 u ask 52.

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:21 PM
lol 52! Lazy bastard... right to be honest, ive had enough of that serial bore. We can stick him on the end of our excitements list and thats it lol right so, tennis next week... we are going yes? Oh did DA pay ur ski money?

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:25 PM
Fatty curr did not turn up the useless bitch, and yes he is excitement no.2 even though he spoke for 2 hrs straight today it doesn't make up for those 37 inactive hours of touching himself. BTW you imagine being in school until you were 52 and then call him lazy, I'll come back after BB. At 10 be here please!

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:32 PM
I'll see...

Conor
Jun 14th, 2007, 08:35 PM
Infact no, im going off now... been on for ages! Talk to u tomorrow sure

Thanx4nothin
Jun 14th, 2007, 09:16 PM
I'm not staying either lol, i changed my mind.

Conor
Jun 15th, 2007, 04:16 PM
Get in here you!

Thanx4nothin
Jun 16th, 2007, 04:12 PM
I'M HERE, a day late but what can you do, anyway we must be doing some training soon on the tennis court!

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 07:32 PM
Conor where are you presently!?

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 07:35 PM
I am presently, futurely, proceedingly here... watching coronation street :lol: that rihanna song has grown on me! 'under my umbrella... ella...ella...a...a :rolleyes:

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 07:48 PM
Me too sadly, i was listening to it whilst running under on...now that it's raining more than evr...global warmings here to staya ....looking forward to tennis tommorrow!?

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 07:54 PM
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Do this test Conor to see how Gay you are lol, i was 16% apparently.

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 08:00 PM
Again gone well i will phone you at 11am.

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 08:02 PM
Be ready by then please. Possible chance of rain, exact same as oday, 13mph winds.

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 08:08 PM
33% :lol: http://www.ulster-junior-open.org.uk/index.asp look before you go!

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 08:10 PM
Will you Download one for me please??? We have to enter the doubles as well.

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 08:11 PM
More reason why we should train for some time tommorrow, just working on things, like your serve and my second serve, and your general...well...how to put this..EVERYTHING. Makign apermenant decision as to which style you will play with!

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 08:20 PM
im still here btw so dont go off!

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 08:28 PM
I cant download any, my printer is useless! Can you not use yours?

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 09:07 PM
I will do so tommorrow tehn, but are you going to enter the singles? Is that a good idea, i'll have to come and watch then you'll get to the final, unless your on my half of the draw. lol laugh we drew one another 1st round!

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 09:49 PM
Yes of course i'll do the singles... im sure ill have a few spectators.... its the serve which may be a problem lol n you, make sure u stay relaxed and dont try any outrageous shots just to impress them all lol yes download them n print them off. how r we goin 2 get there?

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 10:06 PM
Its ages away worry about that then lol!

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 10:54 PM
Where are u?

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 10:55 PM
lol why are u in damn you painfully sexy heterosexual european men lol? Morbid fascination as with most things i suppopse, thr names are sometimes too freaky and weird to resist popping in lol!

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:00 PM
:lol: Why did you have to post that in there??? I was comin' in here after! Yes, those sort of threads just... grab your attention lol

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:02 PM
I am sitting here so bored lol, nothing on the TV, i wish that tournament was sooner, i can't wait to win the trophy if there is one, i hope it's an 'alll US' final lol.

Tennis-Chick
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:03 PM
33% :lol: http://www.ulster-junior-open.org.uk/index.asp look before you go!

Did yous play last year?!

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:05 PM
No we didn't, i was unaware it was happening.

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:08 PM
No, we only just found out so... how were you listening to rihanna whislt u were running btw?? Have u figure out how to use ur creative zen?

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:11 PM
No it was on the radio, albeit i would much rather run and not listen to her, and summit else. I am lookign forward to playing tommorrow but actually having a chance to think about parts of my game rather than just playing a match all the whole time, after about i dont know 45 mins just practising we could play best of three and try to implement oucough your new do##found skills lol, like volleys conor, if we enter the doubles you need to learn to volley, and hit overheads and properly hit drop shots and stop hitting everything close to the net a mile up in the air....uhhmmmm sorry about that, lost control a little.

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:16 PM
Yeah thanks!!! Breeding confidence there!:rolleyes: :lol: Theres seeds at this tournament btw, who dont start till l8r on in the tournament. Looks like i'll have to do a Serena then...

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:19 PM
And what i won't?

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:26 PM
Yes well im afraid I might have to dispose of you in the earlier rounds Darren! :rolleyes: Just one of those things ya know!

Thanx4nothin
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:38 PM
Yes i'm currently quaking in my boots, what with your vicious serve and backhand combination.

Conor
Jun 18th, 2007, 11:41 PM
:lol: Yes that killer one-two punch of mine! Right I think I shall be going now, I need some toast... call me in the morning! hasta luego...

Thanx4nothin
Jun 19th, 2007, 12:01 AM
Si buenos noches voy a acostarme también. JAJAJA tomé una paqueta de Doritos un momento pasado , delicioso, alas, yo también tengo que ir a cama para relajarme, y sonar sobre el trofeo que voy a ganar en el fututro cercano. Adios!

Thanx4nothin
Jul 10th, 2007, 10:40 PM
Well a great quality match today on grass!!!!!!!!!! 6-2, 6-2 for me, a lot of like 15 stroke ralluies and the real fun began when the match was ove rthe rallies we had were punishing. Lookign forward to playing the doubles.
ANyway head to head is 68-1 to me now, or if you include our last match i lead 6-2, 5-3 15-30 and serving then 69-1.

Thanx4nothin
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:02 PM
Come in here, where we can bitch about the retardedness of this board....:help:

Conor
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:07 PM
Yes well there is many an idiot on this board... I usually just tend to ignore them... most of the time they aint worth replying to..

Thanx4nothin
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:19 PM
Yes well there is many an idiot on this board... I usually just tend to ignore them... most of the time they aint worth replying to..

But they hate me because whilst you are ignoring them for being such retards i am bad repping them.:devil:

Conor
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:21 PM
:lol: Well try and stop, they might try and get you banned. Did you watch BB????

Thanx4nothin
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:27 PM
:lol: Well try and stop, they might try and get you banned. Did you watch BB????

They will never ban me, go to harry potter thread, it has a link on last page to 2 pages from the nes harry potter book apparently.

Conor
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:30 PM
They will never ban me, go to harry potter thread, it has a link on last page to 2 pages from the nes harry potter book apparently.

You can read them.. I dont want to incase it spoils anything. Tell me if theyre safe lol

Slutiana
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:53 PM
:eek: a justine and serena fan talking without arguing...somebody pinch me:eek:

Conor
Jul 16th, 2007, 10:58 PM
:lol: we're best mates! :)

Slutiana
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:13 PM
:lol: we're best mates! :)

lol as soon as i posted that i knew you were gonna say something like that:lol:

Conor
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:19 PM
lol as soon as i posted that i knew you were gonna say something like that:lol:

Yes well it would be the ONLY way a Serena fan and a Justine fan could talk in a civilsed manner! :lol:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:21 PM
lol as soon as i posted that i knew you were gonna say something like that:lol:

Am i still being ripped apart in that ridiculous annoying posters thread, it's just because i tell the truth about people...I'm heavy on bad reps as well. :devil:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:21 PM
Yes well it would be the ONLY way a Serena fan and a Justine fan could talk in a civilsed manner! :lol:

Obviously. :devil: :worship:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:22 PM
Yes well it would be the ONLY way a Serena fan and a Justine fan could talk in a civilsed manner! :lol:

We are going down the town tommaz with DEC to pre order the books apparently the stores may not have enough for the people who come to the midnioght thing, summit about 2 million pre ordered copies already, so we are preordeing tommorrow, i might get some clothes as well.

Conor
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:23 PM
Am i still being ripped apart in that ridiculous annoying posters thread, it's just because i tell the truth about people...I'm heavy on bad reps as well. :devil:

No, theyve moved on to something else I think. That bumbling idiot Bloc party bad repped me again :lol:

Conor
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:27 PM
We are going down the town tommaz with DEC to pre order the books apparently the stores may not have enough for the people who come to the midnioght thing, summit about 2 million pre ordered copies already, so we are preordeing tommorrow, i might get some clothes as well.

Yes fine ok... I still want trousers, jd didnt have much did they! They always say they mightened have enough books... everytime i go down theyve loads!!!

Slutiana
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:29 PM
Am i still being ripped apart in that ridiculous annoying posters thread, it's just because i tell the truth about people...I'm heavy on bad reps as well. :devil:

lol your not the only one



how old r u?

Tennis-Chick
Jul 16th, 2007, 11:33 PM
Am i still being ripped apart in that ridiculous annoying posters thread, it's just because i tell the truth about people...I'm heavy on bad reps as well. :devil:

You have so many haters!! Nearly everyones list has you in in :rolls:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:06 AM
lol your not the only one



how old r u?

17.

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:06 AM
:weirdo:

Your are not welcome here, please vacate this thread.:)

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:07 AM
You have so many haters!! Nearly everyones list has you in in :rolls:

LOL do you hate me too? :( ;)

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:10 AM
Your are not welcome here, please vacate this thread.:)

Oh let him be, hes cool :) Can be annoying... but so can you! :haha:

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:14 AM
Darren!!!!! :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: I cant believe you just posted that in that Harry Potter section... im so annoyed now...stop it! :mad:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:16 AM
Oh let him be, hes cool :) Can be annoying... but so can you! :haha:

I'll never talk to you again now.:rolleyes:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:16 AM
Darren!!!!! :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: I cant believe you just posted that in that Harry Potter section... im so annoyed now...stop it! :mad:

The don't read it doofus. You just can't help urself, u haven't any self restraint! :help: :rolleyes: :lol:

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:19 AM
The don't read it doofus. You just can't help urself, u haven't any self restraint! :help: :rolleyes: :lol:

Well neither do you!!! :lol: Postin that, nobody wants to read that sort of stuff. See if thats what does happen!!! :devil: ... oh and i was only joking btw bout that other thing

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:27 AM
Well neither do you!!! :lol: Postin that, nobody wants to read that sort of stuff. See if thats what does happen!!! :devil: ... oh and i was only joking btw bout that other thing

Myself and Demska should bring our war to an end, it's caused me nothign but hassle. :rolleyes:

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:32 AM
Myself and Demska should bring our war to an end, it's caused me nothign but hassle. :rolleyes:

Yes I agree :angel:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 12:44 AM
Yes I agree :angel:

He never will, he get's too much energy from it. :o

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 05:31 PM
Bump.

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 07:44 PM
I am here... 2 hours 13 minutes later :)

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 08:36 PM
I'm here 52 Minutes later!

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 08:39 PM
You watchin BB??? Cant stand Ziggy :fiery:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 08:41 PM
You watchin BB??? Cant stand Ziggy :fiery:

What's he doing now, i stopped watching a while ago there, couldn't be bothered anymore, we got court A BTW, i know you liked it so.........

Slutiana
Jul 17th, 2007, 08:42 PM
Chanelle's a b!tch dont like her one bit

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 08:47 PM
Chanelle's a b!tch dont lik her one bit

Shes not as bad as him!!!... so patronising.

Good... theyre the best courts :) Hopefully nobody is there... half 1 to 3???

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 09:08 PM
Shes not as bad as him!!!... so patronising.

Good... theyre the best courts :) Hopefully nobody is there... half 1 to 3???

Yes, how did you get that writing in your sig, i can'tfind vivaldi???:rolleyes:

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 09:08 PM
Chanelle's a b!tch dont like her one bit

Can;t stand the bitch, love charley though! :kiss:

Conor
Jul 17th, 2007, 09:18 PM
Yes, how did you get that writing in your sig, i can'tfind vivaldi???:rolleyes:

Its in Microsoft Word. See when you put something in font, take the type of font out of the inverted commas and put in 'Vivaldi'... FONT="Vivaldi"][/FONT... like that.

Thanx4nothin
Jul 17th, 2007, 09:38 PM
Ok.

Conor
Jul 24th, 2007, 11:10 PM
Darren read this, courtesy of 'égalité'....

THE SCENE OPENS ON THE GROUNDS OF THE ALL-ENGLAND CLUB. DEW SPARKLES IN THE GRASS. MARION IS GRAZING ON CENTRE COURT. AMELIE AND SVETA ENTER.

AMELIE: Uh-oh, Sveta, I see some dark clouds in ze distance. It might rain!

SVETA: Hur hur hur! Sveta like rain. Feel good on Sveta's proboscis.

Enter Justine Henin.

JUSTINE: Bonjour, my most magnificent tennis blossoms! Love is in ze air! Not even a rain delay could dampen ze whimsical fluttering in my breast!

SVETA: Ju-Ju have only one breast? Sveta help. Sveta have spare!

AMELIE: Mon Dieu, Justine, what has come over you? Have you found another man?

JUSTINE: Oui, ma cherie Amelie! O, sweet pollen d'amour, what have I done to get zis lucky?

AMELIE: Tell me, Justine! Who is it?

JUSTINE: Well, last night, at ze players' party, as I was drinking tequila and cage-dancing for a crowd of men in leather chaps, I spotted him in ze distance- ze most beautiful man I have ever seen! His name is-

AMELIE: Wait, wasn't ze players party two nights ago?

JUSTINE: Mais non! Zere was another one last night at zis bar called "Bottoms." Andy Roddick invited moi to go with him! All ze men zere just loved me, but I only had eyes for ze one man: Anderson Cooper!

AMELIE: Oh no. Justine, I sink zat-

JUSTINE: Be still, my fair countrywoman. Ze fumes of l'amour are wafting through my nose!

AMELIE: Um, I think that's Marion taking a crap on Centre Court.

Serena Williams enters with Maria Sharapova in a headlock.

SERENA: This is what happens when you forget the exchange rate, Masha. I want your lunch money and I want it all.

MARIA: All right, all right! Just let me go!

(Serena lets her go, Masha stretches her neck.)

SERENA: Hey, what are you guys up to?

JUSTINE: O, my dearest amie Serena! I was just recounting my most splendid adventure d'amour to-

Amelie, Maria, Serena, Justine, and Sveta hear ruffling in a bush behind them. Justine stops speaking. They turn to see Sybille Bammer poking her head out of the bush, sporting the frizzy hair and ripped garments from her "tranny" pics.

SYBILLE: She's... coming...

MARIA: What the hell are you talking about? Who's coming?

SYBILLE: She's... she's... (Sybille's eyes widen in terror and she lets out a shriek, crawling hurriedly back into her bush.)

A dark shadow envelops Amelie, Maria, Serena, Justine, and Sveta. They turn to find Samantha Stevenson standing before them. Lightning flashes behind her.

SAMANTHA STEVENSON: DARK-SIDED! THEY'RE ALL DARK-SIDED! LESBIANS! GARGOYLES! EVERYTHING IS DARK-SIDED!

MARIA: Hey, I'm not a gargoyle!

AMELIE: Zis is discrimination! What about Serena? She is not a lesbiam!

SAMANTHA STEVENSON: SHE'S DARK-SIDED TOO! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! IF YOU'RE NOT DARK-SIDED, YOU CAN STAY.

JUSTINE: O, Anderson! Where are you when I need you?! Aidez-moi! Aidez-moi!

The scene shifts abruptly to LoveFifteen's bedroom. LoveFifteen is giving Anderson a blowjob while Anderson tells him about this guy with herpes he met at a gay bar last night. LoveFifteen tells him to invite the guy over. Shift back to the All-England Club.

SAMANTHA STEVENSON: I PLANTED THE SEED AND I WILL SEE THE HARVEST! BEGONE, DARK-SIDED HEATHENS!

MARION: Wait... planted the seed? Food? Harvest? WHERE? (Charges.)

SAMANTHA STEVENSON: DARK-SIDED!! SHE'S NOT A HETEROSEXUAAAAAAAAAA- (Marion tramples Samantha in search of the "harvest," knocking her unconscious.)

MARIA: Whew! I'm glad that's over. Hey, look! The skies are clearing up.

JUSTINE: Mon dieu! Anderson is calling me. I must say adieu! Perhaps I can finally make love face-up! (Exeunt.)

SERENA: Yeah, I better get going, too. And you better get my money. (Clenches fists.)

MARIA: Ack! Daddypova, help! (Runs away.)

Courtesy of 'clonesheep'...

Serena, Justine, and Anna-Lena Groenefeld are sitting, each quietly reading a piece of paper.

Camera close-up to Serena's note:

Dear Serena,

Yes I am talking to you. That's myself.

(This is confusing.)

Serena, I love you. I mean, I love myself.

The only person who can beat you, I mean beat me, is yourself, I mean myself.

So, don't beat me.

If you don't beat me, I mean if I don't beat myself, then you always win.

So I always win. Is that clear?

Talk to you at the next change up.

Camera switches to Justine's note that she is reading that was written by someone else:

Dear Justine,

Good luck. Hope you win it all. And remember to wire 50% of your prize money to my bank account as usual. That's called "alimony" in English as I just learned LOL. My flamboyant lifestyle needs some support LOL.

Truly your ex,
Pierre-Yves

Finally, camera turned to Anna-Lena Groenefeld's note, written by herself:

My name is Anna-Lena

I am a big gorilla

Pay no attention to skinny monkey Font de Mora

I fear him not

'Cause I am a big gorilla

And he is skinnier than Daniela

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Theres more in http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?t=304750&highlight=Wimbledon+lockerroom

Thanx4nothin
Jul 25th, 2007, 12:23 AM
it was Ok. +-:unsure:

Conor
Jul 25th, 2007, 12:26 AM
Oh come on!!!

SAMANTHA STEVENSON: DARK-SIDED!! SHE'S NOT A HETEROSEXUAAAAAAAAAA- (Marion tramples Samantha in search of the "harvest," knocking her unconscious.)

:lol: :haha: halarious

Thanx4nothin
Jul 26th, 2007, 03:47 PM
Bump

Thanx4nothin
Jul 27th, 2007, 10:49 PM
Bump

Conor
Aug 4th, 2007, 08:32 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=260146240237&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=016

Darren what do ya think?? 100 sq inches...

Tennis-Chick
Aug 4th, 2007, 08:44 PM
Haven't seen this thread in ages! :)

Conor
Aug 4th, 2007, 08:56 PM
Haven't seen this thread in ages! :)

We only use it when we couldnt be bothered phonin' :lol:

Thanx4nothin
Aug 5th, 2007, 12:51 AM
I love that racket.

Conor
Aug 5th, 2007, 03:10 PM
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/descpageRCWILSON-KONE.html
:eek: LOOK! at the headsize on that!

Thanx4nothin
Aug 5th, 2007, 03:53 PM
i'D LOVE THAT RACKET.