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Justin
May 15th, 2007, 04:01 AM
1.This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers - she’s SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.

2.This good looking leading man from an acting family - who often plays ‘”the boyfriend” in movies - has a secret drug problem. He’s always seemed clean cut and the last one you’d suspect. Around six months ago he tried heroin and he LOVED it. Now he’s a slave to the substance and his family is worried sick. This actor used to be very visible and social - dating some of Hollywood’s prettiest women. Now all he cares about is getting high. His brother is terrified and the family is scheming to get him into rehab before it’s too late.

3. This pretty boy TV actor has been the subject of much speculation about his sexual orientation. He SEEMS straight but he has some idiosyncrasies. Since he IS successful, he often has starving young actor friends staying with him. He lets them know that if they bring a date home, that he likes to WATCH. He doesn’t want to join in the fun, he is simply a voyeur. At first, his houseguests find it amusing or sexy, but after awhile it gets creepy and they inevitably move out.

4. This hot rapper has a history he’d like to forget. His record label isn’t worried about the fact that he’s a former drug dealer- they’re worried about his early sexual proclivities. Right now as he climbs up the charts, the label is very quietly buying up photos - and video if they can locate it - of their “talent” having sex with men! He’s young in the photos but it’s definitely him. Some of the gay websites with the pictures don’t even realize who he is, so they cooperate. Our guy also has a very respectable girlfriend who would be horrified by his gay history. Can he bury his past?

5. This adorable actor already has a few awards on the mantle and he has all the makings of a big movie star. He split with a longtime girlfriend and - just his luck - he got invited to the Playboy mansion. There he met a model who who introduced him to meth. He LOVED it and now they smoke together every day. It’s been a month and his addiction is starting to affect his life- he’s skinnier than ever and nervous as a cat. Plus, he’s been picking at his pretty skin. Where will it all end?

6. This smart, funny actor is a top boxoffice attraction. He’s still on the young side but he’s cranked out some major movies and proved himself a skillful actor. He’s a father but he’s single and a magnet for females. He’s often seen at glamorous parties and Hollywood clubs with his entourage and assorted beautiful women, but he hasn’t had a long term relationship. Except with his young male assistant! His female admirers would be SURPRISED to learn that this straight-seeming actor is sleeping with his assistant on the down-low!

7. Here’s an uncomfortable situation. This top actor had a reputation for being a heavy duty party guy back when he was starting out. It was drugs, booze and babes every night. Since then he’s settled down to a degree, but he still has an eye for young girls. He recently had a secret affair with a very popular underage actress who has a yen for older men. They met at a secret hideaway for sex and that was all there was to it. After a year it fizzled out. His first marriage produced a daughter who is now a teenager. Imagine his horror when his teen daughter started hanging out with his underage ex girlfriend! Not only does he fear the actress is a BAD influence on his little girl, but he’s terrified she’ll spill the beans on HIM!

8. This guy was a looker, but he never made it as an actor. Luckily, he had a trust fund and was always a big spender so he ran with the hot crowd in Hollywood. His trust fund fizzled out and he was forced into prostitution! He met an incredibly wealthy Mexican playboy whose father has billions, and they became close friends. The playboy worships the failed actor and he pays for everything when they go out. As our guy became more financially dependent on the playboy, the kid with the money started demanding “affection.” Now our unsuccessful actor is “gay for pay” and he doesn’t know any other way to support himself in style.


Guesses:
1. Paula Abdul
2. Luke Wilson
3. Wentworth Miller
4. Lloyd Banks
5. Adam Brody
6. Colin Farrell
7. Bruce Willis
8. ????

drake3781
May 15th, 2007, 05:54 AM
1.This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers - she’s SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.

OMG :lol: :help:


Great guess, Paula Abdul, by the way!

Cam'ron Giles
May 15th, 2007, 12:43 PM
Lloyd Banks? I'm not so sure...who is the respecable girlfriend? :scratch: And I would gues the smart funny actor with the assistant to be Jamie Fox...:lol:

BTW Justin..."How you doooooiiinnngggg"?

Justin
May 15th, 2007, 11:23 PM
BTW Justin..."How you doooooiiinnngggg"?


Allrrriiiiiiggghhht! :wavey:

alelysafina
May 16th, 2007, 12:26 AM
5 is ryan gosling?