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eeslop
May 7th, 2007, 08:42 PM
Day One

Ill go match by match...here ti goes...

qualifiers

cibulkova-ivanova

cibulkova is a star...she shaked and baked ivanova...even though ivanova has a fair arsenal of shots she had absolutely no chance....cibulkovas serve was coming in at about 160 and she had a lot of fun out there...even psycholigically she can get to her opponent and piss her off...little delays...a walk around the court like she owns it...good girl....

Verdict....unfortunately cibulkova is slovak so the ass wipe czech organisers put her against dulko in the first round instead of against another czech qualifier who she would beat handilly...and if she doesnt beat dulko then she will take a set....remember she almost topped vaidisova in the fed cup...so no bet for me in the first round


Zakopalova - Strycova

These two young ladies....NOT....will meet each other in the first round after winning their qualies today....the suage that came out of strycovas mouth today was worthy of the sailor that she is and the tennis player that she is not....strycova beat voracova today but only because voracova ate something too big and CHOKED...it was sad...it really was....6 double faults in two games....her ground strokes were better but the bitch with the bad mouth won....on the other hand zakopalova went at her match with as business as usual attitude...very cool head....nothing fancy....did her job and left the court...very solid effort

Verdict
I take Zakopalova hands down to take strycova....And she already managed to beat her once the year quite handily....The media have been writing that strycova has calmed down after recently marrying but i dont think so and i pity the fool who shares a bed with her...

Dechy-Voracova

Voracova is the girl who choked with strycova....But she is the Lucky loser....Dechy will comes, see, conquer say merci and au revoir into the next round


Craybas - Hlavackova


Hlavackovas name shouldnt be here....today she was lucky enough to beat gubaczi....who was better....who got injured....who probably started day dreaming about her next round match...well you snooze u lose....

Verdict
hlavackova is into the first round but craybas will take it easily....


Schruff - Pironkova

My favourite match of the day...i luv schruff because she has won me so much money when she loses....i dont know how she beat pironkova today and i dont care because i didnt bet on the match.....pironkova had so many windows open to her but she chose to close them and eventually beat herself...

Verdict....Schruff into round two...probably against poutchkova...poutchkova to win it...yawn yawn....but easy money.....will let u know about poutchkovas first round match...

kloesel - tanasugarn

the problem is is that tanasugarn is not a tennis player...she doesnt look like one...she doesnt play like one...her shot selection is left and right...and left and right and left and right....but somehow she gets the job done...she had a couple set points but didnt take advantage....shes just too polite....the second set was over in a couple minutes and i missed it...i guess tana just gave up....i was watching kloesel warm up in the morning with schruff....i thought kloesel was schruffs mom....VERY OLD

Verdict

Will probably play rodionova in the next round....will get back to u with my reccomendation after i see the russian play....

Razzano - Sun

i gotta make this shorter...raz won...but sun is cuter...

Verdict...Razzano to meat either strycova or zakoplaova in the second round and will proceed to the quarters

Ditty - Sequera

Im glad Sequera won....shes not a great tennis player....but she is cool....wrap around sun glasses...very short skirt...makes womens tennis almost watchable...and the pasty white american had nothing on her today

Verdict

Enjoy your short stay in Prague but the pace of Sequeras shots and not being able to take gifts from your opponents means a second round send home to venezuela from bensova or morigami


Thats it

Willam
May 7th, 2007, 09:05 PM
Wrong! Milagros have the chances to beat Benesova or Moigami!

eeslop
May 7th, 2007, 09:12 PM
Wrong! Milagros have the chances to beat Benesova or Moigami!

i will watch the morigami and benesova match and let u know but i dont think milagros god bless her will have a chance

Willam
May 7th, 2007, 09:18 PM
She played bad against Ditty? Any pics?

eeslop
May 7th, 2007, 09:22 PM
She played bad against Ditty? Any pics?

she didnt play bad....she beat her hands down...but i just dont think that she can take it to the next level....sorry no pictures...i dont like having my picture taken or taking other peoples pictures....besides what would i do with them...hope ur right and she goes far in this tournament....

DutchieGirl
May 7th, 2007, 09:25 PM
Yeah, so you're trying to say that the organisors rigged the draw regarding Domi? :weirdo: As if. That's just sounding like Dokic!

Willam
May 7th, 2007, 09:27 PM
she didnt play bad....she beat her hands down...but i just dont think that she can take it to the next level....sorry no pictures...i dont like having my picture taken or taking other peoples pictures....besides what would i do with them...hope ur right and she goes far in this tournament....

Can you take some pics of mily on wednesday, ill aprecciat it!

Willam
May 7th, 2007, 09:34 PM
Milagros Sequera (VEN)
http://www.pragueopen.cz/2007/pix/NO3O6078.jpg



I LOVEEE THIS PIC!

eeslop
May 7th, 2007, 09:40 PM
Yeah, so you're trying to say that the organisors rigged the draw regarding Domi? :weirdo: As if. That's just sounding like Dokic!

stranger things have happened and y the heck not....if u think everything in life is done as it should be then i think u may be wrong

eeslop
May 7th, 2007, 09:42 PM
Milagros Sequera (VEN)
http://www.pragueopen.cz/2007/pix/NO3O6078.jpg



I LOVEEE THIS PIC!

its a good one...she had on the same glasses today....unfortunately she doesnt play tomorrow....no promises but i do not like taking pictures....

Piotr'ek
May 7th, 2007, 09:53 PM
Masterpiece report :D

Willam
May 7th, 2007, 09:53 PM
its a good one...she had on the same glasses today....unfortunately she doesnt play tomorrow....no promises but i do not like taking pictures....

thats a today pic! :p

Yellow Moon
May 8th, 2007, 12:00 AM
cool :cool: rep, e-slop! Thx for taking the time to keep others entertained with your picant writing. I don't like either that Cibulkova got thrown into the deep end and has to face the no. 2 seed, but I think at this level of tournament, a draw is a draw and un-seeded players are assigned random slots. Influencing players' placement could cost the orginizers their job (a bit more than union membership...;))

crazillo
May 8th, 2007, 12:07 AM
Nice to see a report from Prague, just that I'd prefer a serious one as at least I want know something about the matches and not just a humoristic story. But it's your thing. I can't laugh too much about it, probably because you insulted Sandra. :p

DutchieGirl
May 8th, 2007, 02:03 AM
stranger things have happened and y the heck not....if u think everything in life is done as it should be then i think u may be wrong

Did I say that? But without any proof, you shouldn't go around talking crap about tournament organisors rigging draws! Show a little bit of respect dude!

eeslop
May 9th, 2007, 02:29 PM
i wanted to write a serious report about the games but left disgusted yesterday after watching craybas lose to hlavackova....she was playing so well and then all of a sudden all of her shots were going long....and she choked....but that was just the tip of the iceberg...

also potchkova narrowly beating pliskova....this 15yr old skinny girl almost beat her,,,olga looked like she had a hard night of partying and i new there was no way she could handle schruff in the next round who is the ultimate choker....

gajdosova rocked rodionova while the russian was swearing throughout the match....at least i think it was swearing as i dont speak russian....

all in all it left a bad taste in my mouth as i wanted to spend the whole week watching tennis....but i dont think i will go back....

there was one highlight and that was matilla beating zib in 3 sets...a true tennis symphony...bullet shots....delicate drops and thoroughly intense...if mantilla continues his play then he will easily beat hartfield tomorrow....

thats it from prague

DutchieGirl
May 9th, 2007, 09:22 PM
Oh, thank god for that then!