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Sally Struthers
Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:52 AM
what do you do when Christmas carolers come to the door? and you're busy and don't want to listen? How do you politely shoo them away? Sally was busy cooking dinner and a bunch of girls came to the door singing Christmas carols. I was expecting a UPS package so I went to check it only to be greeted by a bunch of lousy sounding prepubescent girls and their older sister escort. I had to endure 5 minutes of bad singing while my food was unattended but I didn't want to be rude and tell them to go away :shrug:

at the end I lied through my teeth, told them they were good, and even gave a faint golf clap. :o

Brett.
Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:55 AM
Use Capscium Spray on their eyes - So they can shoo away! ;)

Sally Struthers
Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:58 AM
Use Capscium Spray on their eyes - So they can shoo away! ;)

I seriously wanted to

Brett.
Dec 22nd, 2006, 01:01 AM
I seriously wanted to

Go ahead! :p

Brett.
Dec 22nd, 2006, 01:08 AM
- I would kindly ask them to repeat the carols by singing them in classical Arabic.
- If that didn't work I would call "The Duck" to get rid of them.
- If "The Duck" was out I would start shootin.

Lol

iPatty
Dec 22nd, 2006, 03:16 AM
I either...

1. Lie and tell them I'm Muslim and this is not a good time.
2. Tell them to shut up and leave.
3. Shut the door in their face.

It's really quite fun.

Vacant
Dec 22nd, 2006, 03:21 AM
It's never happened to me. Doesn't really happen in the UK, I think.

Florida
Dec 22nd, 2006, 03:25 AM
Sally, I think you are supposed to feed them holiday cookies and candy. Sort of like Halloween.

Wigglytuff
Dec 22nd, 2006, 04:19 AM
ask each one in turn to marry you and tell them that you will love them and hug them and dress them up like ducks nd say anything else insane that comes to mind as long as you say that you will marry them. they will be gone in no time. particularly if you talk about how the last person you asked to marry you said no and found themselves dying in many interesting ways.

Sally Struthers
Dec 22nd, 2006, 05:28 AM
Sally, I think you are supposed to feed them holiday cookies and candy. Sort of like Halloween.


well I was confused about that too... I mean was I supposed to give them a tip or something? :lol:

CrossCourt~Rally
Dec 22nd, 2006, 05:47 AM
well I was confused about that too... I mean was I supposed to give them a tip or something? :lol:

I am sure Sally has allot of cookies around the house at X-mas time :devil:

Hingie
Dec 22nd, 2006, 06:00 AM
Thankfully this doesn't happen in Australia.

Sally, answer the door naked - regardless of what you look like this should get rid of them.

Sally Struthers
Dec 22nd, 2006, 06:20 AM
The whole ordeal was really rather awkward. They sounded like crap and While they were singing I had to do my best to look interested (and not burst into laughter) while they sang 3 verses from O Come All Ye Faithful badly. It's fine at the mall or some other public place but isn't coming to my door crossing the line? Next time I release the hounds :haha:

~Cherry*Blossom~
Dec 22nd, 2006, 06:27 AM
I look out from the upstairs window, where they can't see me. See who it is. If it's carolers, then I don't open the door :angel:

SvetaPleaseWin.
Dec 22nd, 2006, 09:40 AM
It's never happened to me. Doesn't really happen in the UK, I think.

what :confused: you dont get carollers, we always get em
we just tell them what we want them to do: "FUCK OFF!!!" they get the message
ps dont blame me if they then throw a brick through your window

furrykitten
Dec 22nd, 2006, 09:48 AM
KuzyIsNo1 - Thats almost guaranteed if you live in a heavily chav populated area ;)

controlfreak
Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:13 PM
sing along, horrendously out of tune and louder than all of them

if that fails feed them the cookies laced with shards of broken glass you prepared earlier

Mattographer
Dec 22nd, 2006, 12:24 PM
I don't asnwer the door cos I'm bloody deaf and busy for browsering around WTAworld.com :angel: