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xan
Dec 14th, 2006, 03:07 PM
I've finally got it gathered it up and put it together.

It's not worked out as well as they can do. There were some inexact links, and it kept going back to the subject food. Also a very strange coincidence with marsupials.. I've called it

MARIA's DAY OUT

Once upon a time there was a girl named Maria, and...

..... she went to the tennis court where she picked up...

....a starbucks green tea frappachino, then once she tasted it decided
to hurl it at nothing in particular, because it was so gross. It
happened to hit Serena Willam's car, so Maria looked around to see if
anyone saw her throw it, then ran as fast as she could, untill she was
out of sight. It just so happened she ended up at another starbucks
store, where she bought......

...........a chai latte. Sitting inside, she thinks she can finally
have her peace and quiet. However, she sees a group of evil ninja 10
year olds...

..Maria leaves Starbucks with a truck which is full with free
cupcake...

...."A free cupcake!" said Maria. Can I afford to be eating cupcakes
when I've got to fit in to the new tennis dress Nike have designed for
me? If it is anything like the Moscow one, it will use 35 pounds of
material just for the skirt!" Maria put the cupcake down and instead
picled up a banana.
"What can I do with this?" she said.....

...."Well, you can make pina coladas of course.
just don't get caught in the rain."....

....She was screaming out loud with the hope that someone could hear
and come to help her but unfortunately the only one that heard her
voice was the cruel witch Baba Yaga...

....The witch brought Maria home and said:"You know what I am gonna do
if you don't teach me how to play tennis and how to become as beautiful
as you"....

..."Nobody is as beautiful as me!" Elena Dementieva walked in between
them, carrying a large mirror. "Do you know Boris Yeltsin told me only
last month that what he could do with me would make my eyes water."
Maria choked on her tootsie roll and said....

...."Can't any one get a decent meal around here???" Maria said
indignantly and walked out of the store in a huff. Maria proceeded to
walk down the street, flicking her hair into the wind, looking for
another place to eat a decent meal, as she was having trouble finding
food that both tasted nice and didn't cause her to gag. She decided to
give up her search and sat on a bench to check her mobile phone. Little
did she notice the crowd of circus freaks gathering around her....

...Maria tried to get a picture of them and said, "Why is there no film
in this fricken camera?"
"It's digital, you fruitcake!" Maria Kirilenko said. "What did they
tell you when you filmed those Canon ads?"
"Well they just told me to hold my racket and hit the ball really
hard..."

Maria sighed and said, "I wish I could do that...."

....By the time she wanted to make the picture, she noticed someone
else taking her picture, she recogniced the person....it was......
...oh wait, she realised it was actually just a pine tree...and a 10
ft. tall one at that. [/hidden] And that's when she realised she really
needed to get more sleep...

....Her weariness had really become a problem, so she went to the sofa
and lay down. But as soon as she had drifted off to sleep, there was a
resounding knock at the door. In fact, it sounded as if whoever was out
there was going to knock the door down. Sluggishly, Maria dragged
herself up from the sofa and went to the door. There was no peephole
and no window in the door or beside it, so she couldn’t see who it was
that was knocking so persistently. Just then the knocking began again.
Even more forcefully than before; the door rattled in its frame. Maria
backed away. What should she do? Of course it could be just Mike and he
had to use the john or something, but then it could also be HIM! She
couldn’t just stand there forever, so she slipped on the security
chain, and was about to open the door a fraction when all of a sudden.
. ..
......somebody grabbed her from behind. It was Amelie Mauresmo,
carrying a giant wombat. "Don't open the door or the wombat will get
away!" she said. "It's the mascot I got after taking the Australian
Open last year. If I dont hand it back, then...

...What will become of the wombats? Won't somebody please think of the
wombats?....

...When Maria looked around she realised there was nobody around to hear
her plea. How devastating she thought, those poor wombats! They needed
an ambassador, someone to get their cause up and running, and Maria
knew that she would be their vessal, their messenger, their saviour. "I
wonder if they will put up statues in my honour?" Being the Champion of
the wombats was her other life aim...that is after winning wimbledon,
which was a mountain she had already conquered....
....Maria closed the book and says :This is the end of the story"


[????This contribution was also posted to me but wasn't posted on the board so doesnt fit in at all ????
...said her puppy ferociously. Maria was stunned that the little dog had
spoken to her. She crossed her fingers and said...]

myxomatosis
Dec 14th, 2006, 03:29 PM
:haha: I think it's awesome! And I had no idea when I posted my bit about wombats that the part above mine (Doc's contribution) was also about wombats :rolls:

As for the food stuff...gee who could that be? :lol:

Lefty.
Dec 14th, 2006, 03:31 PM
Quite funny. :lol:

McQuest
Dec 14th, 2006, 04:47 PM
I think it turned out very well, Xan. You've done a super job. Thanks!

Princeza
Dec 14th, 2006, 07:22 PM
great, very funny

Princess Sarah.
Dec 14th, 2006, 10:39 PM
ahahahahahahahaha lol sorry guys...i never knew the starbucks thing would go on for so long!
and the wombats ahahahahahaha

lakan kildap
Dec 15th, 2006, 01:15 AM
"Do you know Boris Yeltsin told me only
last month that what he could do with me would make my eyes water."

I didn't know Boris loved to peel and slice onions in Elena's presence.

Porcupine
Dec 15th, 2006, 03:28 AM
....Maria closed the book and says :This is the end of the story"




:tape: at my grammar :mad:

But this is hilarious. :haha: I'll post it on my blog. Let's see how my friends will think about it :lol:

Doc
Dec 15th, 2006, 02:02 PM
:haha: I think it's awesome! And I had no idea when I posted my bit about wombats that the part above mine (Doc's contribution) was also about wombats :rolls:

As for the food stuff...gee who could that be? :lol:

The wombat thing is uncanny. :eek:

I'll have to look into telekinesis or whatever it is...:lol:

~lollipop_girl~
Dec 16th, 2006, 06:35 AM
..."Nobody is as beautiful as me!" Elena Dementieva walked in between
them, carrying a large mirror. "Do you know Boris Yeltsin told me only
last month that what he could do with me would make my eyes water."
Maria choked on her tootsie roll and said....


:haha: Now that (and the Wombat section :angel: ) is my fave part :lol:

Good job guys :bigclap:

xan
Dec 16th, 2006, 11:51 AM
Glad you liked it.

Now that was only a practice.....