Possible player user/IM names

If the WTA players were to register as posters here, or join an IM service, what would be suitable usernames/IM names for them? (Try to keep them reasonably civil. :) )

Amelie: no_nerves

Venus: big_sis

Chanda: bandaid_babe

Serena: d-cup_diva

Maria: power_shot

Justine: belgian_backhand

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Lindsay: dumptruck
Pratt: top_50
Justine: coldsores4all
Dokic: top4_2002