PDA

View Full Version : Alexandra Stevenson is God's gift to tennis


WhatTheDeuce
Nov 17th, 2006, 12:38 AM
Thanks.

hdfb
Nov 17th, 2006, 12:43 AM
:unsure:

CrossCourt~Rally
Nov 17th, 2006, 12:44 AM
:bowdown:

new-york
Nov 17th, 2006, 12:47 AM
cursed.

CrossCourt~Rally
Nov 17th, 2006, 01:53 AM
cursed.

She was NOT in that movie ;)

Sally Struthers
Nov 17th, 2006, 01:57 AM
she's certainly God's gift to wtaworld. Who else is the butt of more jokes and criticism? :haha:

ZeroSOFInfinity
Nov 17th, 2006, 02:52 AM
Is everyone delusional today? :tape: :scared: :erm:

jas_aussie
Nov 17th, 2006, 03:55 AM
news just in Alexandra Stevenson ret 6-0 5-0 0-15 up

LefandePatty
Nov 17th, 2006, 05:19 AM
Indeed. :worship:

Dunlop1
Nov 17th, 2006, 05:21 AM
http://www.sports-wired.com/women/images/Alexandra_Stevenson/1101.jpg
She like, she like.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1041990143878_2003/01/11/12tennis.jpg
:tape:

ps
i use that racquet.

James
Nov 17th, 2006, 08:33 AM
I guess we now know why people do not believe in God anymore. :p

SM
Nov 17th, 2006, 08:36 AM
he donated his bowling ball to tennis, how sweet ;)

~Eclipsed~
Nov 17th, 2006, 09:10 AM
I guess we now know why people do not believe in God anymore. :p

he donated his bowling ball to tennis, how sweet ;)

am i the only one confused by these two posts?? :confused:

James
Nov 17th, 2006, 09:13 AM
am i the only one confused by these two posts?? :confused:

What do you not understand? I'd be more than happy to clarify.

Kunal
Nov 17th, 2006, 09:17 AM
wtf

WhatTheDeuce
Nov 17th, 2006, 09:55 AM
What do you not understand? I'd be more than happy to clarify.
LOL.

KimC&MariaSNo1's
Nov 17th, 2006, 09:56 AM
pmsl :lol: good one

brayster87
Nov 17th, 2006, 10:38 AM
I don't think so.....more like Davenport, Seles, Hingis, William Sisters, Evert, Navratilova, Capriati, Henin-Hardenne etc... These women are all superstars and are God's gift to tennis IMO!

~Eclipsed~
Nov 17th, 2006, 07:00 PM
What do you not understand? I'd be more than happy to clarify.

Why did you say you can see why people don't believe in god anymore?

And why did SM say "he donated his bowling ball to tennis"?

I'm just trying to get an interpretation of these remarks lol.

James
Nov 17th, 2006, 07:06 PM
Why did you say you can see why people don't believe in god anymore?

And why did SM say "he donated his bowling ball to tennis"?

I'm just trying to get an interpretation of these remarks lol.

I can't speak for SM (although I think he refers to her hair style), but I can explain my own comment. It was a light joke relating to the thread title saying Stevenson was God's gift to tennis. That's why I said more and more people probably do not believe anymore. It goes from the assumption that if you believe in a God that does good for the world, he could not have possibly opted to send her as a gift.

From that joke, it is not hard to deduce I am not a big fan of hers. But don't take it too serious. I do not hate her either.

LoveFifteen
Nov 17th, 2006, 08:23 PM
Davenport, Seles, Hingis, William Sisters, Evert, Navratilova, Capriati, Henin-Hardenne ... are God's gift to tennis IMO!

One of those is Satan's gift! :angel:

rottweily
Nov 17th, 2006, 08:25 PM
Which god? :D

RJWCapriati
Nov 17th, 2006, 08:43 PM
These threads:o

jazar
Nov 17th, 2006, 08:58 PM
she may be god's gift to tennis, but it was one of those lousy last minute oh shit i fogot kinda gifts

:inlove:
Nov 17th, 2006, 09:48 PM
she may be god's gift to tennis, but it was one of those lousy last minute oh shit i fogot kinda gifts

Absolute death. :haha: :lol: :worship:

spinpup
Nov 17th, 2006, 10:36 PM
I am new to tennis.... never heard of Alexandra Stevenson. who is she? :shrug:

Pink_Tornado
Nov 17th, 2006, 11:44 PM
I am new to tennis.... never heard of Alexandra Stevenson. who is she? :shrug:

I think that's the whole point of this thread..

@God: Seriously, you are one lousy gifter :rolleyes:

So Disrespectful
Nov 18th, 2006, 12:40 AM
I am new to tennis.... never heard of Alexandra Stevenson. who is she? :shrug:

She's an American tennis player who had about 4 good tournaments in her career, and people had these crazy expectations of her, when there really was nothing there to begin with. Poor girl. :sad: Although she did reach the Wimbledon SF in one of her 4 good tournaments, and even spent a week or two in the top 20!

She still plays occasionally, but she usually gets bored during matches and retires. Sometimes she forgets that she committed to tournaments too. Overall, she's a decent top 1200 player.

fufuqifuqishahah
Nov 18th, 2006, 01:33 AM
She's an American tennis player who had about 4 good tournaments in her career, and people had these crazy expectations of her, when there really was nothing there to begin with. Poor girl. :sad: Although she did reach the Wimbledon SF in one of her 4 good tournaments, and even spent a week or two in the top 20!

She still plays occasionally, but she usually gets bored during matches and retires. Sometimes she forgets that she committed to tournaments too. Overall, she's a decent top 1200 player.

:haha: her activity this year is so ridiculous. all her retirements were when she was winning :lol:

WhatTheDeuce
Nov 18th, 2006, 02:10 AM
All jokes aside, she's actually a pretty talented player. With her serve and power alone she should be alot better than she is at this point (though I do agree she was never anything spectacular).

But yeah, she always has some "injury," she's terribly unfit, and she doesnt seem to care much about it. I don't really understand her.

!<blocparty>!
Nov 18th, 2006, 02:33 AM
Alexandra Stevenson is God's gift to tennis


K.

Sometimes she forgets that she committed to tournaments too. Overall, she's a decent top 1200 player.

Alex is also a successful businesswoman. :hearts:

TS
Nov 18th, 2006, 04:22 AM
What's God's return policy?

We can exchange faulty goods right?