WTA - ATP matchmaker

:devil: :hearts:
Who do you think would make good couples and why?

I'll get the ball rolling.
Petrova and Canas - both tough as nails, beat down on low-raters and don't give anything away, a great match.

Davenport and Nadal :)

Davenport and Nadal :)

That would be the odd-couple to me. why do you think they would make a good match?

SHARAPOVA, MARIA RUS - Roddick
CLIJSTERS, KIM BEL - Hewitt
PETROVA, NADIA RUS - Canas
HINGIS, MARTINA SUI - Stepanek haha
DEMENTIEVA, ELENA RUS - Berdych
SCHNYDER, PATTY SUI - Nadal
VAIDISOVA, NICOLE CZE - Haas
CHAKVETADZE, ANNA RUS - Gasquet
IVANOVIC, ANA SRB - Moya
HANTUCHOVA, DANIELA SVK - Federer
GROENEFELD, ANNA-LENA GER - Ancic
Kournikova - Me

Top 10 players
Henin - Nadal
SHARAPOVA, MARIA RUS - Roddick
CLIJSTERS, KIM BEL - Hewitt
PETROVA, NADIA RUS - Canas
HINGIS, MARTINA SUI - Stepanek haha
DEMENTIEVA, ELENA RUS - Berdych
SCHNYDER, PATTY SUI - Nadal
VAIDISOVA, NICOLE CZE - Haas
CHAKVETADZE, ANNA RUS - Gasquet
IVANOVIC, ANA SRB - Moya
HANTUCHOVA, DANIELA SVK - Federer
GROENEFELD, ANNA-LENA GER - Ancic
Kournikova - Me

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

:lol:

Ferrero - Pova .

Maybe JC finds his game again .

Elena Dementieva and Nikolay Davydenko - both very hard workers, would have beautiful children, could speak Russian to each other and maybe she could teach him how to relax, and he could give her a few pointers on serve.

Maria Sharapova and James Blake - they both do the superficial, pretty thing oh so well, and could continue to flatter and delude each other until the day they died in blissful ignorance.

Svetlana Kuznetsova and Amelie Mauresmo - although I have a sneaky suspicion they are at it already!

Jelena Jankovic and Roger Federer - Well he seems to like horsey-looking women, and he could most likely help her with the tactical side of her game, and give her a masterclass on keeping her cool. She in turn would make him laugh and help him enjoy life.

Martina Hingis and Juan Carlos Ferrero - They both seem like the nicest people on their tours, and I get the impression they would respect each other a great deal. Plus, think of the gorgeous children - and they could alternate between ski-ing in Switzerland or running with bulls in Spain after their retirement.

Serena Williams and Marat Safin - Neither of them would put up with any crap from the other, so loads of arguments and loads of making up sex. And they would have each other in hysterics!

Elena Dementieva and Nikolay Davydenko - both very hard workers, would have beautiful children, could speak Russian to each other and maybe she could teach him how to relax, and he could give her a few pointers on serve.



Have you really gotten a look at Nikolay?
The dude looks like he was right in the middle of Chernobyl when the accident happened.
He has no body, no hair, and no emotions.
Elena deserves better.

Elena Dementieva and Nikolay Davydenko - both very hard workers, would have beautiful children, could speak Russian to each other and maybe she could teach him how to relax, and he could give her a few pointers on serve.

Maria Sharapova and James Blake - they both do the superficial, pretty thing oh so well, and could continue to flatter and delude each other until the day they died in blissful ignorance.

Svetlana Kuznetsova and Amelie Mauresmo - although I have a sneaky suspicion they are at it already!

Jelena Jankovic and Roger Federer - Well he seems to like horsey-looking women, and he could most likely help her with the tactical side of her game, and give her a masterclass on keeping her cool. She in turn would make him laugh and help him enjoy life.

Martina Hingis and Juan Carlos Ferrero - They both seem like the nicest people on their tours, and I get the impression they would respect each other a great deal. Plus, think of the gorgeous children - and they could alternate between ski-ing in Switzerland or running with bulls in Spain after their retirement.

Serena Williams and Marat Safin - Neither of them would put up with any crap from the other, so loads of arguments and loads of making up sex. And they would have each other in hysterics!

Haha classic

Tatiana Golovin - Richard Gasquet.

The best possible matchup ever in tennis :hearts:

Golovin is gorgeous, both are at relatively similar points in their careers, both made good runs in the USO, both have good looks.

I will settle for sloppy seconds with Tatiana :drool:

Lindsay Davenport and Olivier Rochus, of course. How can anyone not see that? ;)

Love the serena/marat match up.
venus/tursunov would have each other in hysterics
svetlana/(forget the name of the spanish guy, left hander)

SHARAPOVA, MARIA RUS - Roddick
CLIJSTERS, KIM BEL - Hewitt
PETROVA, NADIA RUS - Canas
HINGIS, MARTINA SUI - Stepanek haha
DEMENTIEVA, ELENA RUS - Berdych
SCHNYDER, PATTY SUI - Nadal
VAIDISOVA, NICOLE CZE - Haas
CHAKVETADZE, ANNA RUS - Gasquet
IVANOVIC, ANA SRB - Moya
HANTUCHOVA, DANIELA SVK - Federer
GROENEFELD, ANNA-LENA GER - Ancic
Kournikova - Me

Clijsters-Hewitt :eek: don't think so. Sharapova & Safin would make a good couple even if some say she'd be better of with roddick. Federer & Hingis would be good as well 2 :)

Anna Kournikova and Marat Safin. :drool:
Jelena Dokic and Andy Roddick. :hearts:
Karolina Sprem and Mario Ancic :lick:

Tatiana Golovin - Richard Gasquet.

The best possible matchup ever in tennis :hearts:

Golovin is gorgeous, both are at relatively similar points in their careers, both made good runs in the USO, both have good looks.

I will settle for sloppy seconds with Tatiana :drool:

well, they did win mixed dubs in Roland Garros in 2004 (i think)

svetlana/(forget the name of the spanish guy, left hander)


Feliciano López or Fernando Verdasco .

Patty Schnyder - Gustavo Kuerten

http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/interacao/images/8guga800.jpg


http://www.patty-schnyder.com/ausopen0573.jpg

See the similarity? :devil:

Serena and Blake
Venus and Tursunov
Masha and Roddick
Elena and Marat

Marat and Anna K- childhood friends, seem to enjoy the fine things in life:hearts:

Serena and Rafa-Serena can help him find some pants to fit his
big backside:)

Maria S and Roddick- a nice American couple:tape:

Masha and Rafa. Imagine the noises they would make :scared:

Maybe Justine and Roger

Justine: Oh Roger, does zees dress make my boobs look big?
Roger: Bigger den mine, ja.
Justine: Ooh la la! I am ze picture of la femininité!
Roger: Ja, dat is true. Does dis trophy make my arms look abnormally long?
Justine: Oui oui, perhaps you are compensating for somesing!
Roger: You mean my lack of Roland Garros title? Ja, das ist true.
Justine: Here, take one. I have trois! Now give-moi a Wimbledon or two, s'il vous plait.
Roger: You can have all of dem. I'm going to win it 10 more times anyway.
Justine: Oh Roger, je t'aime!

Marat Safin - Anna K (Man I want that honeymoon tape :devil: )
Elena Dementieva - Feliciano Lopez (can you say HOT kids)
Daniela Hantuchova - Fernando Verdasco
Blake - Myskina :tape:
Sharapova - Davydenko (he looks like a skinny Yuri :lol: )
Ivanovic - Mofils
Golovin - Andy Murray
Serena - Nalbandian (both could stand to loose a few :lol: )
Vaidisova - Gasquet
Federer - Bartoli (It seems he likes them chunky).

maria sharapova and yevgeny kafelnikov - both pains in the arse

Lindsay Davenport and Olivier Rochus, of course. How can anyone not see that? ;)

This is a good one. Imagine the kids they would have together.:) ;)

I hope the kids could choose the good genes properly between the two.

Bartoli - Grosjean. Are these two not the same person? At least we know what their kids would look like!

Tatiana Golovin - Richard Gasquet.

The best possible matchup ever in tennis :hearts:

Golovin is gorgeous, both are at relatively similar points in their careers, both made good runs in the USO, both have good looks.

I will settle for sloppy seconds with Tatiana :drool:

good coupling, but andy and richard would be better

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rafa and sharpie -- we'd get some intense screamers and come on's spattered all over! now that makes me wonder... i wonder what maria would sound like when she's giving birth at the hospie... all the nurses would be shockwaved from the center of the room and be smashed against the wall w/ sharpie's shrieks.

This is a good one. Imagine the kids they would have together.:) ;)

The sons will be midgets, while the daughters will tower over their father :lol:

they say opposites attract... so bartoli/serena and a super skinny murray :p

SHARAPOVA, MARIA RUS -MAURESMO FRA = Federer
CLIJSTERS, KIM BEL - hewitt
JHH, BEL- JC ferrero
PETROVA, NADIA RUS - roddick
HINGIS, MARTINA SUI - sexy rafa nadal
DEMENTIEVA, ELENA RUS - sexy marat safin
VAIDISOVA, NICOLE CZE - ancic
IVANOVIC, ANA SRB - djokovic
HANTUCHOVA, DANIELA SVK - blake

roddick-sharapova
clijsters-federer

Maybe Justine and Roger

Justine: Oh Roger, does zees dress make my boobs look big?
Roger: Bigger den mine, ja.
Justine: Ooh la la! I am ze picture of la femininité!
Roger: Ja, dat is true. Does dis trophy make my arms look abnormally long?
Justine: Oui oui, perhaps you are compensating for somesing!
Roger: You mean my lack of Roland Garros title? Ja, das ist true.
Justine: Here, take one. I have trois! Now give-moi a Wimbledon or two, s'il vous plait.
Roger: You can have all of dem. I'm going to win it 10 more times anyway.
Justine: Oh Roger, je t'aime!

:haha: :haha:

FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Olivier Rochus and Elena Dementieva
Radek Stepanek and Justine Henin
Andy Murray and Martina Hingis

Martina and Roger :hearts:

Maybe Justine and Roger

Justine: Oh Roger, does zees dress make my boobs look big?
Roger: Bigger den mine, ja.
Justine: Ooh la la! I am ze picture of la femininité!
Roger: Ja, dat is true. Does dis trophy make my arms look abnormally long?
Justine: Oui oui, perhaps you are compensating for somesing!
Roger: You mean my lack of Roland Garros title? Ja, das ist true.
Justine: Here, take one. I have trois! Now give-moi a Wimbledon or two, s'il vous plait.
Roger: You can have all of dem. I'm going to win it 10 more times anyway.
Justine: Oh Roger, je t'aime!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no doubt on kim and hewitt match up.a pity they broke up!
masha and a-rod are also a great couples,
roger fedex and momo should be a good one,

roger fedex and momo should be a good one,

Would probably work better if she liked men ;)

Dechy and Grosjean

Maybe Justine and Roger

Justine: Oh Roger, does zees dress make my boobs look big?
Roger: Bigger den mine, ja.
Justine: Ooh la la! I am ze picture of la femininité!
Roger: Ja, dat is true. Does dis trophy make my arms look abnormally long?
Justine: Oui oui, perhaps you are compensating for somesing!
Roger: You mean my lack of Roland Garros title? Ja, das ist true.
Justine: Here, take one. I have trois! Now give-moi a Wimbledon or two, s'il vous plait.
Roger: You can have all of dem. I'm going to win it 10 more times anyway.
Justine: Oh Roger, je t'aime!

:haha: :haha: :haha:

ur right mates, hewitt and clijsters were perfect.I've always tought they were so similar so the fate puts them together.what a pity.I think it was one of the unthinkable split of the story such as kidman-cruise for example.

Serena and Blake! :worship:

Svetlana Kuznetsova - Tim Henman (would make a man of him/her - you decide)
Nicole Vaidisova - Andy Murray :devil:
Elena Dementieva - David Nalbandian
Anastasia Myskina - ME

tati and me richard gasquet would make a hot couple.

Tatiana Golovin - Richard Gasquet.

The best possible matchup ever in tennis :hearts:

Golovin is gorgeous, both are at relatively similar points in their careers, both made good runs in the USO, both have good looks.

and they have won a mixed doubles grand slam.

ljubicic and mauresmo as well

Masha and Andy Murray...in his dreams:devil:

Masha and Andy Murray...in his dreams:devil:

Ewwww noooooo;) ....Masha and Marat:angel: ;)

Nalbi - Myriam Casanova

Serena and Blake! :worship:
James Blake with a black woman?
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

James Blake with a black woman?
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

:speakles: :speakles: :speakles: :spit: :spit: :spit: :spit:

tati and me richard gasquet would make a hot couple.

Exactly, so perfect. No other couple seems to "fit".

Well, if it can't be Marat and me, then Marat and Nastya. Imagine the fights!

Sharapova and Federer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrFQZnXpOY

Exactly, so perfect. No other couple seems to "fit".

yeah Richard and Tati would be a great couple:)

HENIN, JUSTINE
IVANOVIC, ANA
KUZNETSOVA, SVETLANA
JANKOVIC, JELENA
SHARAPOVA, MARIA
WILLIAMS, VENUS
CHAKVETADZE, ANNA
HANTUCHOVA, DANIELA
BARTOLI, MARION
WILLIAMS, SERENA
PETROVA, NADIA
GOLOVIN, TATIANA
DEMENTIEVA, ELENA
SCHNYDER, PATTY
VAIDISOVA, NICOLE
SAFINA, DINARA
PEER, SHAHAR
MAURESMO, AMELIE
BAMMER, SYBILLE
SZAVAY, AGNES
RADWANSKA, AGNIESZKA
BONDARENKO, ALONA
SCHIAVONE, FRANCESCA
AZARENKA, VICTORIA
ZVONAREVA, VERA
RAZZANO, VIRGINIE
KIRILENKO, MARIA
SREBOTNIK, KATARINA
MIRZA, SANIA
MEDINA GARRIGUES, ANABEL
SAFAROVA, LUCIE
KRAJICEK, MICHAELLA
PENNETTA, FLAVIA
LI, NA
VAKULENKO, JULIA
DANIILIDOU, ELENI
SANTANGELO, MARA
DULKO, GISELA
GARBIN, TATHIANA
DUSHEVINA, VERA
PASZEK, TAMIRA
SUGIYAMA, AI JPN
BONDARENKO, KATERYNA
DAVENPORT, LINDSAY
GOVORTSOVA, OLGA
CIBULKOVA, DOMINIKA
MORIGAMI, AKIKO
KNAPP, KARIN
LOIT, EMILIE
PENG, SHUAI
TU, MEILEN
VESNINA, ELENA
PARMENTIER, PAULINE
WOZNIACKI, CAROLINE
SHAUGHNESSY, MEGHANN
REZAI, ARAVANE
DELLACQUA, CASEY
CORNET, ALIZE
OLARU, IOANA RALUCA
YAN, ZI
MULLER, MARTINA
MEUSBURGER, YVONNE
ERRANI, SARA
DECHY, NATHALIE
CHAN, YUNG-JAN
MOLIK, ALICIA
ARVIDSSON, SOFIA
GALLOVITS, EDINA
KANEPI, KAIA
ZAKOPALOVA, KLARA
PIN, CAMILLE
KERBER, ANGELIQUE
PIRONKOVA, TSVETANA
HARKLEROAD, ASHLEY
SHVEDOVA, YAROSLAVA
RUANO PASCUAL, VIRGINIA
CRAYBAS, JILL
DOMACHOWSKA, MARTA
PEREBIYNIS, TATIANA
MAKAROVA, EKATERINA
RODIONOVA, ANASTASIA
LIKHOVTSEVA, ELENA
OBZILER, TZIPORA
KORYTTSEVA, MARIYA
SAVCHUK, OLGA
DOMINGUEZ LINO, LOURDES
YUAN, MENG
SALERNI, MARIA EMILIA
STOSUR, SAMANTHA
HSIEH, SU-WEI
GRANVILLE, LAURA
MALEK, TATJANA
BACSINSZKY, TIMEA
AMANMURADOVA, AKGUL
PETKOVIC, ANDREA
OSTERLOH, LILIA
POUTCHKOVA, OLGA
KREMER, ANNE
SEQUERA, MILAGROS
BYCHKOVA, EKATERINA


...and Radek

Federer and Nadal
Henin and Schiavone
Sharapova and Dementieva
Gasquet and Tsonga

HENIN, JUSTINE
IVANOVIC, ANA
KUZNETSOVA, SVETLANA
JANKOVIC, JELENA
SHARAPOVA, MARIA
WILLIAMS, VENUS
CHAKVETADZE, ANNA
HANTUCHOVA, DANIELA
BARTOLI, MARION
WILLIAMS, SERENA
PETROVA, NADIA
GOLOVIN, TATIANA
DEMENTIEVA, ELENA
SCHNYDER, PATTY
VAIDISOVA, NICOLE
SAFINA, DINARA
PEER, SHAHAR
MAURESMO, AMELIE
BAMMER, SYBILLE
SZAVAY, AGNES
RADWANSKA, AGNIESZKA
BONDARENKO, ALONA
SCHIAVONE, FRANCESCA
AZARENKA, VICTORIA
ZVONAREVA, VERA
RAZZANO, VIRGINIE
KIRILENKO, MARIA
SREBOTNIK, KATARINA
MIRZA, SANIA
MEDINA GARRIGUES, ANABEL
SAFAROVA, LUCIE
KRAJICEK, MICHAELLA
PENNETTA, FLAVIA
LI, NA
VAKULENKO, JULIA
DANIILIDOU, ELENI
SANTANGELO, MARA
DULKO, GISELA
GARBIN, TATHIANA
DUSHEVINA, VERA
PASZEK, TAMIRA
SUGIYAMA, AI JPN
BONDARENKO, KATERYNA
DAVENPORT, LINDSAY
GOVORTSOVA, OLGA
CIBULKOVA, DOMINIKA
MORIGAMI, AKIKO
KNAPP, KARIN
LOIT, EMILIE
PENG, SHUAI
TU, MEILEN
VESNINA, ELENA
PARMENTIER, PAULINE
WOZNIACKI, CAROLINE
SHAUGHNESSY, MEGHANN
REZAI, ARAVANE
DELLACQUA, CASEY
CORNET, ALIZE
OLARU, IOANA RALUCA
YAN, ZI
MULLER, MARTINA
MEUSBURGER, YVONNE
ERRANI, SARA
DECHY, NATHALIE
CHAN, YUNG-JAN
MOLIK, ALICIA
ARVIDSSON, SOFIA
GALLOVITS, EDINA
KANEPI, KAIA
ZAKOPALOVA, KLARA
PIN, CAMILLE
KERBER, ANGELIQUE
PIRONKOVA, TSVETANA
HARKLEROAD, ASHLEY
SHVEDOVA, YAROSLAVA
RUANO PASCUAL, VIRGINIA
CRAYBAS, JILL
DOMACHOWSKA, MARTA
PEREBIYNIS, TATIANA
MAKAROVA, EKATERINA
RODIONOVA, ANASTASIA
LIKHOVTSEVA, ELENA
OBZILER, TZIPORA
KORYTTSEVA, MARIYA
SAVCHUK, OLGA
DOMINGUEZ LINO, LOURDES
YUAN, MENG
SALERNI, MARIA EMILIA
STOSUR, SAMANTHA
HSIEH, SU-WEI
GRANVILLE, LAURA
MALEK, TATJANA
BACSINSZKY, TIMEA
AMANMURADOVA, AKGUL
PETKOVIC, ANDREA
OSTERLOH, LILIA
POUTCHKOVA, OLGA
KREMER, ANNE
SEQUERA, MILAGROS
BYCHKOVA, EKATERINA


...and Radek

:lol: Sorry to disappoint you, Misa's not into Radek. :p Maybe Maria K will team up with him though. :angel: :p

Sharapova and Federer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrFQZnXpOY

Yeah, I love that vid. The part with Roger running his fingers through his hair in slow motion :drool:

David Ferrer, Venus Williams.
James Blake, Serena Williams.
Justine Henin, Richard Gasquet. :lol:

I am a firm believer in Ivanovic-Gulbis.

sharapova-karlovic

Dulko - Verdasco

In both Melbourne finals we see very nice young people...

So why not, for example:

Ana Ivanovic & Novak Djokovic

and

Maria Sharapova & Jo-Wilfried Tsonga

In both Melbourne finals we see very nice young people...

So why not, for example:

Ana Ivanovic & Novak Djokovic

and

Maria Sharapova & Jo-Wilfried Tsonga

I think Ana would look nice with Jo.

Maria-olivier rochus
ana ivanovic-santoro
jj-stepanek
justine-karlovic
roddick-mirza
roger-petrova

Serena - Novak
Medina-Garrigues - Davydenko
Sharapova - Nalbandian
Venus - Tim Henman
Schiavone - Roddick
Ivanovic - Murray
Chakvetadze - Tsonga
Henin - Gonzalez
Hanutchova - Roger

Mikhail Youzhny and Janko Tipsarevic oh that would be hot!

Have you really gotten a look at Nikolay?
The dude looks like he was right in the middle of Chernobyl when the accident happened.
He has no body, no hair, and no emotions.
Elena deserves better.

What are you talking about? Davydenko is a fine piece of meat and I'd jump on that and bounce on him like a pogo stick without hesitation. Why everyone in the world doesn't wanna have sex with him is beyond me.......... He's like sex on legs!

Schiavone - Roddick


:scared: :spit:

BWAHAHAHA :lol: This thread is awesome!

I'm trying to think of a partner for Maria K, just not sure any of the guys on the ATP match up.

Perhaps she will have to make do with Andreev.

Rodionova and McEnroe...yes I know theres a bit of an age gap but if its love then nothing else matters :angel:

Dulko - Verdasco
They actually dated before. ;)

Tipsarevic/Safin/Blake/Verdasco all dating/making babies with each other sounds good to me. Tsonga and Clement can be the home wreckers. :lol:

Carlos Moya & Max Mirnyi
and me :devil:

Roddick - Tipsarevic yummy

Lindsay Davenport and Olivier Rochus, of course. How can anyone not see that? ;)

That would have to be the tennis odd couple of the century. That's really funny :lol: Rochus would be 5-2 standing on his tip toes?