PDA

View Full Version : The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man


Kunal
Nov 15th, 2006, 12:38 PM
The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man

The questions are:

What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

Baseball.
Football.
How fat you are.
How much prettier she is than you.
How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:

I suppose so.
Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
That depends on what you mean by love.
Does it matter?
Who, me?
Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:

Compared to what?
I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
A little extra weight looks good on you.
I've seen fatter.
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:

Yes, but you have a better personality
Not prettier, but definitely thinner
Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
Define 'pretty'
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question #5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

She....Would you get married again?
He.....Definitely not!
She....Why not - don't you like being married?
He.....Of course I do.
She....Then why wouldn't you remarry?
He.....Okay, I'd get married again.
She....You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
He.....Yes, I would.
She....Would you sleep with her in our bed?
He.....Where else would we sleep?
She....Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
He.....That would seem like the proper thing to do.
She....And would you let her use my golf clubs?
He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.

"Sluggy"
Nov 15th, 2006, 02:51 PM
oh i gotta read this shit.. Im not sure i like the answers but i understand the questions.

miffedmax
Nov 15th, 2006, 03:01 PM
No, no, no. The worst question a woman can ask is "Is it in yet?"

LDF
Nov 15th, 2006, 03:03 PM
No, no, no. The worst question a woman can ask is "Is it in yet?"

:lol:

venus_rulez
Nov 15th, 2006, 03:33 PM
:lol: Very funny thread :)

The Crow
Nov 15th, 2006, 03:47 PM
Question # 3: Do I look fat?
I've seen fatter.

...

She....And would you let her use my golf clubs?
He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.

:lol: :bolt:

Denise4925
Nov 15th, 2006, 05:27 PM
No, the worst question a woman could ask a man. "Is that all?"

skanky~skanketta
Nov 15th, 2006, 06:08 PM
No, the worst question a woman could ask a man. "Is that all?"
oh snap!

:haha:

Nicjac
Nov 15th, 2006, 06:12 PM
No, no, no. The worst question a woman can ask is "Is it in yet?"

Yep, that is pretty devastating. Speaking from a woman's perspective ;)

Dunlop1
Nov 15th, 2006, 09:51 PM
The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man

Question # 2: Do you love me?

I suppose so.

Question # 3: Do I look fat?

Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:

Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question #5: What would you do if I died?

She....And would you let her use my golf clubs?
He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Number19
Nov 15th, 2006, 10:13 PM
What are you thinking about? You and how beautiful you are and how I can't believe you're with me.
Do you love me? Of course, baby. (never use "yes," or the actually word 'love')
Do I look fat? You're as beautiful as the day I met you.
Do you think she is prettier than me? Who? Oh. pfft No.
What would you do if I died? A piece of me would die. I don't know how I would continue without you.


This how you answer these questions.

And of course they are all lies. :devil:

Kunal
Nov 15th, 2006, 10:32 PM
What are you thinking about? You and how beautiful you are and how I can't believe you're with me.
Do you love me? Of course, baby. (never use "yes," or the actually word 'love')
Do I look fat? You're as beautiful as the day I met you.
Do you think she is prettier than me? Who? Oh. pfft No.
What would you do if I died? A piece of me would die. I don't know how I would continue without you.


This how you answer these questions.

And of course they are all lies. :devil:


those are really good answers.....
hopefully when guys say that they will mean it

Denise4925
Nov 15th, 2006, 10:43 PM
What are you thinking about? You and how beautiful you are and how I can't believe you're with me.
Do you love me? Of course, baby. (never use "yes," or the actually word 'love')
Do I look fat? You're as beautiful as the day I met you.
Do you think she is prettier than me? Who? Oh. pfft No.
What would you do if I died? A piece of me would die. I don't know how I would continue without you.


This how you answer these questions.

And of course they are all lies. :devil:

No different from the lies women tell men:

Did you come? Did I ever, Big Daddy. Couldn't you tell?!! :tape:
Was it good? You're the best I've ever had, babe. ;)

MikeJones
Nov 15th, 2006, 10:48 PM
1)Another girl is NEVER prettier than your girl

2)Why is it hard to say you love her?

3)Ive told a few girlfriends they have to lose some weight. Not all girls take offense to that

Ryan
Nov 15th, 2006, 11:07 PM
No different from the lies women tell men:

Did you come? Did I ever, Big Daddy. Couldn't you tell?!! :tape:
Was it good? You're the best I've ever had, babe. ;)



ROTF. I knew there was something fake about when they've said that. ;)

Brooklyn90
Nov 16th, 2006, 12:10 AM
No, no, no. The worst question a woman can ask is "Is it in yet?"

:lol: :lol:

RVD
Nov 16th, 2006, 01:12 AM
No different from the lies women tell men:

Did you come? Did I ever, Big Daddy. Couldn't you tell?!! :tape:
Was it good? You're the best I've ever had, babe. ;):haha: :lol: :worship: You're baaaaad. :hehehe:

LoveFifteen
Nov 16th, 2006, 06:02 AM
No, no, no. The worst question a woman can ask is "Is it in yet?"

Oh Lord, this one hits close to home! :haha:

I have to admit that I've asked that to a guy before, and ... he was in BALLS-DEEP! :o

Shonami Slam
Nov 16th, 2006, 11:37 AM
i'm adding a question proposal of my own to the mix:

Oral or anal?

Kunal
Nov 16th, 2006, 11:43 AM
another one that really hurts is....

That didnt last long did it?

sometimes it just cannot be helped.

mandy7
Nov 16th, 2006, 11:53 AM
Oh Lord, this one hits close to home! :haha:

I have to admit that I've asked that to a guy before, and ... he was in BALLS-DEEP! :o

Haha, sucky experience that must have been!

I was on the verge of a one night stand once
and then found out the guy was tiny. so i gave him some lame excuse why i didn't want it anymore
and the idiot said ' oh come on, it'll only take 3 minutes'
seriously, how was that line gonna help him? :lol:

anyhow, i'm going :topic: so, yes, is it in yet, is the worst possible question. :p

Ryan
Nov 16th, 2006, 12:04 PM
Oh Lord, this one hits close to home! :haha:

I have to admit that I've asked that to a guy before, and ... he was in BALLS-DEEP! :o


:eek: I think many of the girls on here have a problem. Either that guy was really small or you're really...uh...looose. Don't kill me LF, you know I love ya. :p

Billy Moonshine
Nov 16th, 2006, 04:43 PM
Women just shouldn't ask these questions! It's such a waste of time. You might as well precede the question with: ' Okay honey, I want to test how good at lying you are.'
Any woman who asks a man what he is thinking is spoiling for a fight. Whatever it is, he doesn't want you to know!!!!

hingis-seles
Nov 18th, 2006, 10:46 PM
:eek: I think many of the girls on here have a problem. Either that guy was really small or you're really...uh...looose. Don't kill me LF, you know I love ya. :p

LF is a dude, so he wouldn't have the problem "many of the girls" here do. :p