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le bon vivant
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:29 PM
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Beyonce and Eva Longoria will play lovers in the Victorian drama "Tipping The Velvet".

Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and wants Beyonce and Eva to take the roles of 1890s music hall star, Kitty Butler, and her lover Nan Astley. According to the New York Daily News the film is "graphically saucy." The BBC.
television adaptation caused outrage for years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys
Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start. "We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment," said Beyonce.

:drool:
*wonders when Sam L will show up :scratch: :p*

ToeTag
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:35 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:


The bbc did this already. Criiiinge

Here's a French and Saunders parody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR65woQfLbg

Sugar_Kane
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:37 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:


The bbc did this already. Criiiinge

Here's a French and Saunders parody.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR65woQfLbg

That's the first thing I thought.

ampers&
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:55 PM
That is sexy on so many levels.
I don't care if it gets the worst reviews in the history of movies, I'm still seeing that shit. :drool:

Brooks.
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:57 PM
I thought Beyonce was against the whole gay thing...I thought she even made some homophobic remarks in the past

rebel_ffighter
Nov 13th, 2006, 06:53 PM
I dont like Beyonce at all but the thought of Eva Longoria in a lesbian movie makes my heart stop

No Name Face
Nov 13th, 2006, 06:57 PM
they are obsessed with making those bitches lighter than they actually are.
but yeah, that's hot...only if they have a full blown sex scene ;)

timafi
Nov 13th, 2006, 07:25 PM
Halle fucking Berry and Eva i'll take anytime:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Sam L
Nov 13th, 2006, 10:35 PM
I thought Beyonce was against the whole gay thing...I thought she even made some homophobic remarks in the past

She did and she is. This is just a PR thing and I'm not buying it. :yawn:

controlfreak
Nov 13th, 2006, 11:18 PM
I don't think either of them would make a very convincing 19th century Londoner - and not just because of their races and accents. If you want to make a lesbian film with them in it you could at least set it in space or something.

PS: the BBC version was about as raunchy as a pair of frigid asexuals birdwatching in Siberia in the middle of winter.

ToeTag
Nov 13th, 2006, 11:24 PM
PS: the BBC version was about as raunchy as a pair of frigid asexuals birdwatching in Siberia in the middle of winter.

That's, ah, er, wow. :eek:

Maybe that's why Sofia wants to remake it? The original wasn't hot enough for her.

cellophane
Nov 13th, 2006, 11:37 PM
Eva Longoria and Beyonce do not exactly scream Victorian to me. Alex Kingston OTOH...

skanky~skanketta
Nov 14th, 2006, 02:11 AM
She did and she is. This is just a PR thing and I'm not buying it. :yawn:
cuz being gay is the "in" thing now. :p

RVD
Nov 14th, 2006, 02:11 AM
Eva Longoria and Beyonce do not exactly scream Victorian to me. Alex Kingston OTOH...OMG!! ALEX!! :worship: YES!
But who would we pair her with? :scratch:
Maybe Uma Thurman, Kate Blanchet, Kate Winslet, or Liv Tyler.
However, if I had my preferences, I'd choose Halle and Salma.:drool: :hearts:

Dawn Marie
Nov 14th, 2006, 02:20 AM
Why does she want to star these two heffers? I think Sofia would be better off having some sisters do the part.

RVD
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:08 AM
Why does she want to star these two heffers? I think Sofia would be better of having some sisters do the part.Hecks YEAH!! :worship:
Then they could title it 'Brokeblack Mountain'. :haha:

Dawn Marie
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:11 AM
Hecks YEAH!! :worship:
Then they could title it 'Brokeblack Mountain'. :haha:


ROTFLMAO!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dawn Marie
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:13 AM
Sofia about to make a "BrokeWannabeaMountain".

RVD
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:23 AM
Sofia about to make a "BrokeWannabeaMountain".:haha:
Imma call her up and pitch a script called "BrokeRVD Mountain".
It would be sooooo nasty! and would have no plot whatsoeva. :lol:

Paldias
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:27 AM
:lol:

Dawn Marie
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:36 AM
:haha:
Imma call her up and pitch a script called "BrokeRVD Mountain".
It would be sooooo nasty! and would have no plot whatsoeva. :lol:


Too funny:tape:

rebel_ffighter
Nov 14th, 2006, 04:55 AM
I don't think either of them would make a very convincing 19th century Londoner - and not just because of their races and accents. If you want to make a lesbian film with them in it you could at least set it in space or something.

I agree,I cannot even imagine how it will look like :shrug:...I also disagree about choosing Tipping the velvet from Sarah Waters' books,Fingersmith is so much better

northern lad
Nov 14th, 2006, 05:19 AM
LIES! ALL LIES! (http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1558912,00.html)

le bon vivant
Nov 14th, 2006, 05:32 AM
Well Dayem!! :fiery:

WhatTheDeuce
Nov 14th, 2006, 05:37 AM
Awwww, too bad its not true. That woulda been hot.

I want Chan Tatum to star in a gay role. OMG. The thought of that is killing me.

Ferosh
Nov 14th, 2006, 05:37 AM
Someone is desperate for Oscar.

Ferosh
Nov 14th, 2006, 05:38 AM
Awwww, too bad its not true. That woulda been hot.

I want Chan Tatum to star in a gay role. OMG. The thought of that is killing me.

It has to include full frontal, erection, and penetration scenes.

Selah
Nov 14th, 2006, 01:13 PM
I like how everything on the internet is purported as TRUTH these days :(

alfonsojose
Nov 14th, 2006, 02:45 PM
"Brokehip Mountain" with Shakira :tape:

controlfreak
Nov 14th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Imma call her up and pitch a script called "BrokeRVD Mountain".

BrokeIUD Mountain would surely be more gripping?

Kunal
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:02 PM
what...i cant believe that sofia wants these two people

i dont have anything against em...but they dont have the kind of acting pedigree u might associate with sofia films

Kunal
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:04 PM
i dont know...but the thought of these two doesnt turn me on as much as i would have though

timafi
Nov 14th, 2006, 06:08 PM
damn Shakira and Halle would be hot too:drool: :drool: