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*JR*
Nov 10th, 2006, 04:33 PM
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/11/04/naked_man_caught_with_weapon_police_say
November 4, 2006 (AP)

EL CERRITO, Calif. --A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors -- naked -- and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

CrossCourt~Rally
Nov 10th, 2006, 04:37 PM
:lol: He must be a bottom :kiss:

Sally Struthers
Nov 10th, 2006, 04:51 PM
:eek:

Paneru
Nov 10th, 2006, 04:54 PM
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

:haha:

roarke
Nov 10th, 2006, 05:30 PM
I guess he missed his jailhouse friends.

SelesFan70
Nov 10th, 2006, 05:53 PM
I'm sure some of the gays on here could fit a double barrel shotgun up their asses.

:unsure:

RunDown
Nov 10th, 2006, 06:02 PM
I'm sure some of the gays on here could fit a double barrel shotgun up their asses.

:unsure:

:spit: Oh my

Wannabeknowitall
Nov 10th, 2006, 06:03 PM
I'm sure some of the gays on here could fit a double barrel shotgun up their asses.

:unsure:

You know it's not proper to talk about yourself like that. :wavey:

SelesFan70
Nov 10th, 2006, 06:08 PM
You know it's not proper to talk about yourself like that. :wavey:
:tape:

Barrie_Dude
Nov 10th, 2006, 07:18 PM
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/11/04/naked_man_caught_with_weapon_police_say
November 4, 2006 (AP)

EL CERRITO, Calif. --A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors -- naked -- and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.What an idiot!:rolleyes:

darrinbaker00
Nov 10th, 2006, 07:43 PM
When I read the thread title, I just K-N-E-W it was somewhere in the Bay Area. Be it ever so dysfunctional, there's no place like home. ;)

SelesFan70
Nov 10th, 2006, 08:13 PM
When I read the thread title, I just K-N-E-W it was somewhere in the Bay Area. Be it ever so dysfunctional, there's no place like home. ;)

:lol:

alfonsojose
Nov 10th, 2006, 08:28 PM
:eek: Now I know where are the weapons in Irak :tape:

esquímaux
Nov 10th, 2006, 09:46 PM
sick.

Scotso
Nov 10th, 2006, 10:16 PM
There the police go again, ruining everyone's fun. :rolleyes:

SelesFan70
Nov 10th, 2006, 10:32 PM
A gun up his poop chute...:haha:

RVD
Nov 10th, 2006, 10:59 PM
When I read the thread title, I just K-N-E-W it was somewhere in the Bay Area. Be it ever so dysfunctional, there's no place like home. ;):spit: :lol: Yep. there's never a dull moment here in the sparkling Bay Area! :lol:

But did anyone catch the cops' responses:Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
Now I don't now how fast this guy is at drawing a weapon from his ass, unwrapping it and stabbing, but these keystone cops out here never cease to amaze me. :haha: :haha:

Martian KC
Nov 10th, 2006, 11:59 PM
I'm sure some of the gays on here could fit a double barrel shotgun up their asses.

:unsure:

Eww.........that doesn't sound sanitary.

alfonsojose
Nov 28th, 2006, 12:19 PM
Did they take the guy to Guantanamo ?

Kunal
Nov 28th, 2006, 01:22 PM
i wish i had not read this

^bibi^
Nov 28th, 2006, 01:31 PM
:haha:

Shuji Shuriken
Nov 28th, 2006, 01:34 PM
Sounds like a guy after my own heart :hearts: