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Bacardi
Nov 9th, 2006, 05:26 PM
OK my girlfriends family is German, well her grandfather is. And I know a few words in German and some I can look up online. But I want to be able to say some funny things to her cuz we joking around with each other and call each other names sometimes. So if anyone speaks German here can help me, I'll be in debt to you and will give you a good rep point for the assistance! :)

I need to know how to say (and yes I know these sound crazy but it's how we talk and tease each other):help:

Hey you dirty ho
What up slut
You're a silly bitch

And how do you say:
I want to fuck you
I'm horny

Crazy things to ask, but it's the things they don't teach you in class and I can't find anywhere in a book. :smash:

Shoulderpova
Nov 9th, 2006, 05:30 PM
I'm no native speaker but i'll try to help you
I want to fuck you = Ich will mit Dir ficken :o
I'm horny = Ich bin geil (not sure though) :p

Bacardi
Nov 9th, 2006, 05:34 PM
I'm no native speaker but i'll try to help you
I want to fuck you = Ich will mit Dir ficken :o
I'm horny = Ich bin geil (not sure though) :p

Thank you :)
I used to own a really good book called the German they don't teach you in school. But I can't find it since I've moved twice since the last time I saw it. :(

snoop
Nov 9th, 2006, 06:38 PM
Hey you dirty ho - Hallo du dreckige Nutte or Hure
What up slut - Was geht ab Schlampe
You're a silly bitch - du bist ein dummes Miststück or du bist eine dumme Fotze

Rusiks German knowledge is quite good ;)

I want to fuck you - Ich will mit Dir ficken or Ich will dich ficken
I'm horny - Ich bin geil or Ich habs nötig


:lol::angel:

GoDominique
Nov 9th, 2006, 06:49 PM
I want to fuck you
I will dich vögeln/nageln/bumsen/flachlegen/durchnehmen/durchnudeln/ficken bis der Arzt kommt.
Lass es uns machen/miteinander treiben.

Lass ma poppen gehn. :p

Bacardi
Nov 9th, 2006, 07:00 PM
Hey you dirty ho - Hallo du dreckige Nutte or Hure
What up slut - Was geht ab Schlampe
You're a silly bitch - du bist ein dummes Miststück or du bist eine dumme Fotze

Rusiks German knowledge is quite good ;)

I want to fuck you - Ich will mit Dir ficken or Ich will dich ficken
I'm horny - Ich bin geil or Ich habs nötig


:lol::angel:

Thank you! :)
I know that's silly things to ask but you know how crazy you can talk to your friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. :lol:

I'll have to check to see if I can get a copy of Rusiks German Knowledge. Probably amazon has it. :D

Bacardi
Nov 9th, 2006, 07:00 PM
I will dich vögeln/nageln/bumsen/flachlegen/durchnehmen/durchnudeln/ficken bis der Arzt kommt.
Lass es uns machen/miteinander treiben.

Lass ma poppen gehn. :p

Thank ya! :wavey:


A lot of different ways to say everything, no wonder they say Americans are stupid we have one way of saying everything while there's numerous ways in every other language. :)

Helen Lawson
Nov 9th, 2006, 07:23 PM
How about "I love Big Masha."

Bacardi
Nov 9th, 2006, 07:34 PM
How about "I love Big Masha."

Hey Helen, how have you been? Still on a steady diet of pills and alcohol? I never buy into that business that not being sober shortens your life, in fact I think the more you use the longer you live. Of couse I'm currently stuck in some shit filled NA 12 step program. :ras:

Helen Lawson
Nov 9th, 2006, 08:15 PM
Hey Helen, how have you been? Still on a steady diet of pills and alcohol? I never buy into that business that not being sober shortens your life, in fact I think the more you use the longer you live. Of couse I'm currently stuck in some shit filled NA 12 step program. :ras:

Hanging in there, hon! No more pills, but I'm still into the booze everyday. It'll either kill me or it won't, I stopped worrying about it a long time ago. New Karen Carpenter-inspired diet has Helen 15 pounds underweight and thrilled with the results!!!!!:bounce: