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pierce0415
Oct 23rd, 2006, 10:29 PM
according to Notes & Netcords:

Golovin: right ankle sprain
Safina: medical fatigue syndrome
Pennetta: left wrist injury
Davenport: injury (better known as "f*** off, Larry Scott) :lol:

The Daviator
Oct 23rd, 2006, 10:30 PM
:lol:

supergrunt
Oct 23rd, 2006, 11:29 PM
:haha:

AllezCumonJiayou
Oct 23rd, 2006, 11:30 PM
medical fatigue syndrome, yeah right. more like, I'ma bit tired and can't be bothered to come

hurricanejeanne
Oct 24th, 2006, 12:47 AM
OMG it really does just say "injury". Damn, no creativity for this one, eh :tape:

They should just write: "Dude, she hates Europe what else do you expect :p "

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:03 AM
wow. no 5 pages on the bullshitting? jeepers.

oh wait. it's davenport. :tape:

416_Man
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:26 AM
Go lick Dementieva's 60 mph serve, flat ass, Jordy. :ras:

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:32 AM
maybe you missed the part where elena made the yec and your fav fell out of the top 15.

The Daviator
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:39 AM
Go lick Dementieva's 60 mph serve, flat ass, Jordy. :ras:

:lol: :lol:

416_Man
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:39 AM
Here's a math lesson :).

WTA Titles:

Smashnova = 2 x Dementieva.
Davenport = 8 x Dementieva + 3.

GS Singles Titles:

Dementieva = Amy Dillingham.
Dementieva = Chrissie Seredni.
Dementieva = Me :).

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:51 AM
http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_tennis/DAVENPORT_Lin_1997_SF_R.jpg

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/779_image.jpg

oh.

MisterMan
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:55 AM
*diez*

The Daviator
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:57 AM
:o

I'd rather be an ugly 3-time GS winner, than a pretty loser :wavey:

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:58 AM
maybe you missed the part where elena made the yec and your fav fell out of the top 15.

Maybe Elena will win a set this year!

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:59 AM
:o

I'd rather be an ugly 3-time GS winner, than a pretty loser :wavey:

you're not into chicks, are you?

hurricanejeanne
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:02 AM
Lindsay was fat, like 11/12 years ago. Who cares? :shrug:

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:05 AM
http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_tennis/DAVENPORT_Lin_1997_SF_R.jpg

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/779_image.jpg

oh.

http://www.tennis.info/images/US4/16Sat/DementievaKuznetsova3002.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/15/women_slams_1601_wideweb__430x209,1.jpg

Oh.

The Daviator
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:08 AM
you're not into chicks, are you?

Your Mama, if that counts :wavey:

Andrew..
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:16 AM
Fun thread!

I hope they've fined her.

morningglory
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:21 AM
oh.










:lol: that's a really unflattering pic of Lindsay btw... :tape:

RJWCapriati
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:40 AM
:angel: :lol:

RJWCapriati
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:43 AM
http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_tennis/DAVENPORT_Lin_1997_SF_R.jpg

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/779_image.jpg

oh.



Whats the point of posting this? :fiery:

Everyone has their lows in their life.....and that was one of Lindsay's - her weight...but she was still winning ......which shows how much talent she has.

LindsayRulz
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:44 AM
Maybe Elena will win a set this year!

:haha::haha::haha:

LindsayRulz
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:46 AM
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/15/women_slams_1601_wideweb__430x209,1.jpg



Damn where is dementieva?


oh wait. She has never win a slam.... :lol:

bis2806
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:59 AM
:lol: Aww Lindsay!

darrinbaker00
Oct 24th, 2006, 03:06 AM
according to Notes & Netcords:

Golovin: right ankle sprain
Safina: medical fatigue syndrome
Pennetta: left wrist injury
Davenport: injury (better known as "f*** off, Larry Scott) :lol:
"Medical fatigue syndrome?" She's Marat's sister, all right. ;)

égalité
Oct 24th, 2006, 03:11 AM
Here's a math lesson :).

WTA Titles:

Smashnova = 2 x Dementieva.
Davenport = 8 x Dementieva + 3.

GS Singles Titles:

Dementieva = Amy Dillingham.
Dementieva = Chrissie Seredni.
Dementieva = Me :).




I have more!

Let x = Dementieva's weeks at #1
Let y = Lindsay's weeks at #1

x + y = y
x / y = 0
x < y
y owns x

RenaSlam.
Oct 24th, 2006, 03:45 AM
*dead*

LUIS9
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:08 AM
*dead*

Me too , I'm dead too. I know that's pretty mean but honestly Dementieva has underperformed when she's needed to prove why she's a top 5 player at the slams or even the year end championships to prove her consistency and ending the season strong.

Nonetheless, she's a great player in her own right. However, it would be a bit premature and pretentious to go on pretending Dementieva has had a better tennis career or has the accolades of some one in Lindsay's league.

Slumpsova
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:23 AM
this thread is funny :haha:

bis2806
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:30 AM
I have more!

Let x = Dementieva's weeks at #1
Let y = Lindsay's weeks at #1

x + y = y
x / y = 0
x < y
y owns x

Brilliant :kiss: I love fellow mathematicians :)

mike/topgun
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:47 AM
:lol:
@ the reason for Lindsay's withdrawal
@ the thread itself;)
just hilarious:haha:

lindsayno1
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:49 AM
id rather be in the top 20 and have 3 GS titles than in top 10 and have sweet FA. To have a decent serve would be a bonus too, oh wait Davenport has one of those!


Oh and to have a 10-5 H2H. Wham. I'm going for a satisfying breakfast now.

MistyGrey
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:49 AM
:haha:

rockstar
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:52 AM
:haha:
at the davenport and the dementieva fans going at each other (gotta say that davenport fans seem to have the upperhand though :tape: )

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:19 PM
Nonetheless, she's a great player in her own right. However, it would be a bit premature and pretentious to go on pretending Dementieva has had a better tennis career or has the accolades of some one in Lindsay's league.

Dude, Dementieva isn't even in Iva Majoli or Anastasia Myskina's league, let alone Lindsay's. :tape:

volta
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:34 PM
:eek: :haha: :haha: :haha: @ this thread :lol:

Lindsay :banana: :hug: :hearts:

LDF
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Great thread :haha:

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:50 PM
i think we should bump this daily to see all the crazy lindsay fans trying to keep a straight face while saying lindsay is better than elena dementieva.

iPatty
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:54 PM
Jordan, I'd stop now if I were you. This isn't a fave battle you're going to win. :help:

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:56 PM
Jordan, I'd stop now if I were you. This isn't a fave battle you're going to win. :help:

get out of this thread. nobody likes the 3 schnyder fans on this board, so don't think for one second you're wanted in here.

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:56 PM
i think we should bump this daily to see all the crazy lindsay fans trying to keep a straight face while saying lindsay is better than elena dementieva.

What is Elena better than Lindsay at? Double Faulting? Sucking? Not winning slam titles? Being eveyone's bitch at the YECs? (Maybe she'll win more than 3 games a set this year though!)

!<blocparty>!
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:57 PM
Aww, bless. Demented Demented fans. :lol:

iPatty
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:57 PM
get out of this thread. nobody likes the 3 schnyder fans on this board, so don't think for one second you're wanted in here.

K then. :lol:

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:58 PM
What is Elena better than Lindsay at? Double Faulting? Sucking? Not winning slam titles? Being eveyone's bitch at the YECs? (Maybe she'll win more than 3 games a set this year though!)

she's obviously better at modeling, having a cute russian accent, buying apartments in nyc, and most of all, putting up a fight when she's losing a match. :)

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 07:58 PM
get out of this thread. nobody likes the 3 schnyder fans on this board, so don't think for one second you're wanted in here.

Patty has more singles titles than Elena! :D

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:00 PM
she's obviously better at modeling, having a cute russian accent, buying apartments in nyc, and most of all, putting up a fight when she's losing a match. :)

I'm sorry, dear, but with $21M in career prize money, Lindsay's the one with the bling. :hearts: Elena is just a second rate Anna K in the looks, modeling, and cute Russian categories anyway...

Elena put up such a fight when losing to Schruff at the AO this year, though. Or Jankovic at the USO. Or Srebotnik last week. FIGHTER!!111

!<blocparty>!
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:01 PM
Has anyone talked about on-court fashion yet? :)

iPatty
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:02 PM
Fun fact:

In six appearances at the Chase Championships, Elena Dementieva has won a total of six sets.

In three appearances, Patty Schnyder has won a total of four sets.

Lena really comes to play against the top players, doesn't she?

vesanto
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:03 PM
http://www.sporting-heroes.net/files_tennis/DAVENPORT_Lin_1997_SF_R.jpg

http://dementieva.ru/downloads/catimages/779_image.jpg

oh.

If you need to use this to continue the arguing, that's because you really don't have more to say. :lol:

Anyway, I didn't remember very well how Davenport used to be, I think she deserves huge credit for being able to get much slimmer, she is a truly professional capable of doing what it takes to suceed. And yeah, Davenport fell out of top 15 and so? I would love to see where will Dementieva be at Danevport's age... :lol:

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:04 PM
Fun fact:

In six appearances at the Chase Championships, Elena Dementieva has won a total of six sets.

In three appearances, Patty Schnyder has won a total of four sets.

Lena really comes to play against the top players, doesn't she?

Fun Fact:

Patty Schnyder has never made a slam final.

Elena Dementieva has made two.

More appearances > More sets won.

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:05 PM
Fun fact:

In six appearances at the Chase Championships, Elena Dementieva has won a total of six sets.

In three appearances, Patty Schnyder has won a total of four sets.

Lena really comes to play against the top players, doesn't she?

Another fun fact: Elena lost 6-2 6-3 in all three of her matches last year. :help: You go and "defend" those 67 points, girl!

iPatty
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:06 PM
Fun Fact:

Patty Schnyder has never made a slam final.

Elena Dementieva has made two.

More appearances > More sets won.

Either way you spin the bottle, in several years, nobody's gonna remember that Elena Dementieva made two slam finals, except for her diehard fans. For instance, I couldn't tell you who made the Slam finals in 1999 without looking it up.

10 career titles > 6 career titles.

LDF
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:08 PM
Right, so this thread has gone from Lindsay's withdrawal reason, to Lindsay v Elena, and now Elena v Patty... :lol:

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:08 PM
Either way you spin the bottle, in several years, nobody's gonna remember that Elena Dementieva made two slam finals, except for her diehard fans. For instance, I couldn't tell you who made the Slam finals in 1999 without looking it up.

10 career titles > 6 career titles.

Dude, no one is even gonna remember Elena Dementieva existed, let alone that she made two slam finals.

UDACHi
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:09 PM
Dude, no one is even gonna remember Elena Dementieva existed, let alone that she made two slam finals.

i will remember. and you see, that is all that matters to elena. ME! :hearts: :drool: :dance: :D :yeah: :yippee: :inlove:

MH0861
Oct 24th, 2006, 08:11 PM
Right, so this thread has gone from Lindsay's withdrawal reason, to Lindsay v Elena, and now Elena v Patty... :lol:

Maybe we should compare her to like, Zvonareva now then. Oh wait, she has slam titles too.

perseus2006
Oct 25th, 2006, 04:20 PM
At a character development program this coming weekend I was assigned to fill 4 hours of time! Nearly impossible to do with 12 year olds. Thank you, posters, for making an arduous job so simple! I will use this thread to demonstrate exactly what character isn't!!!

Now I am worried that I won't have enough time!!!

morningglory
Oct 25th, 2006, 05:07 PM
:haha: so now it's Patty in the mix as well...
perseus2006 good luck... you sure got ur work cut out for u :tape:

Just_lindsay
Oct 25th, 2006, 05:26 PM
maybe you missed the part where elena made the yec and your fav fell out of the top 15.

It goes both ways, dude... Davenport had the longest stint in the Top 15 of any active player, and at 30 it's to be expected that the sun will dip a little bit.

In just a few years Dementieva will be at that same point, and she has yet to win a grand slam, much less three :wavey:

QUEENLINDSAY
Oct 25th, 2006, 06:54 PM
Does Udachi really needs this attention?

MisterMan
Oct 25th, 2006, 07:10 PM
All of the tennis players in question would think that all of you posters who pit them against each other need extended sessions of psychiatric care.

Viktymise
Oct 25th, 2006, 07:16 PM
Why the hell has this turned into a Davenport v LenaD thread with a liitle bit of Patty put into the mix :lol: there better at different things lets just put it like that ;)

**Jelica**
Oct 25th, 2006, 07:21 PM
Haha, that's a bit blunt. Next it will be: "tired".

perseus2006
Oct 25th, 2006, 08:03 PM
I didn't verfy this but i think Davenport was WTA #1 longer than Pova has been playing in the WTA!!!

Dav is awesome! A great champion and a classy athlete.

Dav lost all that weight to compete with Venus and Serena, Unfortunately, while she was doing that, Venus and Serena faded.

Dawn Marie
Oct 25th, 2006, 08:13 PM
I laughed. :):)

No Name Face
Oct 25th, 2006, 08:20 PM
j, you started off strong. thanks for fighting the good fight. at least our fave is hot. :tape:

i laughed at some of the things said. lindsay fans are pretty sharp. but elena will win a GS. and then she'll be known as the hottest GS winner ever (fuck pova).

morningglory
Oct 25th, 2006, 10:14 PM
j, you started off strong. thanks for fighting the good fight. at least our fave is hot. :tape:

i laughed at some of the things said. lindsay fans are pretty sharp. but elena will win a GS. and then she'll be known as the hottest GS winner ever (fuck pova).

hmmm am I and the rest obliged to join this battle as well? :armed: ;)

Justine Fan
Oct 25th, 2006, 10:19 PM
you're not into chicks, are you?

He most certainly is :inlove: and I should know :hearts: :cool:

LDF
Oct 25th, 2006, 10:21 PM
He most certainly is :inlove: and I should know :hearts: :cool:

:lol:

Justine Fan
Oct 25th, 2006, 10:21 PM
http://www.tennis.info/images/US4/16Sat/DementievaKuznetsova3002.jpg

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/01/15/women_slams_1601_wideweb__430x209,1.jpg

Oh.

:haha: :haha:

love it, love it, love it!

Justine Fan
Oct 25th, 2006, 10:25 PM
I have more!

Let x = Dementieva's weeks at #1
Let y = Lindsay's weeks at #1

x + y = y
x / y = 0
x < y
y owns x

:haha: :haha: :yeah:

Justine Fan
Oct 25th, 2006, 10:27 PM
:haha:
at the davenport and the dementieva fans going at each other (gotta say that davenport fans seem to have the upperhand though :tape: )

What can they say? :shrug:

MinnyGophers
Oct 25th, 2006, 10:32 PM
I love this thread.

LindsayRulz
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:00 PM
This thread is not really Davenport v LenaD

it is more Davenport's fans vs Udashit

*oups Edit Udachi sorry...

Cat's Pajamas
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:03 PM
http://augustasports.com/images/headlines/081099/stevenson_summer.jpg

Being Alex Stevenson owns.

iPatty
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:04 PM
OMG. :rolls:

This thread's still alive? Just let it die. :o

Lenafan
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:06 PM
This is the first love/hate thread in a while that doesn't involve Sharapova haters and Sharapova fans. :lol:

Cat's Pajamas
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:06 PM
OMG. :rolls:

This thread's still alive? Just let it die. :o

I'm still getting my licks in :ras:




http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1041990143878_2003/01/11/12tennis.jpg

Can I get hell ya for Alex! :rocker: :shrug:

Lenafan
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:10 PM
All of the tennis players in question would think that all of you posters who pit them against each other need extended sessions of psychiatric care.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ferosh
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:10 PM
i think we should bump this daily to see all the crazy lindsay fans trying to keep a straight face while saying lindsay is better than elena dementieva.


Im a fan of both players, but there is no way in hell Dementieva is better than Lindsay. Sorry to burst your bubble, but Davenport is in a whole different level.

twight6
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:12 PM
I'm still getting my licks in :ras:




http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1041990143878_2003/01/11/12tennis.jpg

Can I get hell ya for Alex! :rocker: :shrug:

HELL YA!
wtf :rolls: :bounce:

SzavayFi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:17 PM
I say we throw Clarissa in there just for the hell of it :yeah:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/eiss/ppp.jpg

Lenafan
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:19 PM
Could I put in a request for Nicole Pratt and Anna Keovathang?

UDACHi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:20 PM
our society relies to heavily on statistics. for instance, everyone knows elena is much better than lindsay, you just can't tell on paper because she has no serve and chokes like a lunatic. but that's beside the point.

elena is better. :)

SzavayFi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:21 PM
our society relies to heavily on statistics. for instance, everyone knows elena is much better than lindsay, you just can't tell on paper because she has no serve and chokes like a lunatic. but that's beside the point.

elena is better. :)

dani did better than lena and lindsay (even tho she didnt play ;) ) last week in zurich so therefore she is better and more talented than both of them :inlove:

Cat's Pajamas
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:22 PM
http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/3247/65088_Sania_Mirza_redimensionner_122_551lo.jpg

UDACHi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:22 PM
dani did better than lena and lindsay (even tho she didnt play ;) ) last week in zurich so therefore she is better and more talented than both of them :inlove:

NYET! :fiery:

SzavayFi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:24 PM
NYET! :fiery:

I know that means whore you discusting bitch :ras:

SzavayFi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:24 PM
Oh and I would still tap Sania with them tanlines NO doubt about that ;)

UDACHi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:25 PM
I know that means whore you discusting bitch :ras:

omg. :spit:

nyet = no.
bljad (sp?) = whore.

SzavayFi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:27 PM
omg. :spit:

nyet = no.
bljad (sp?) = whore.

shut up jordan at least i dont have false advertising in my siggy :)

UDACHi
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:29 PM
shut up jordan at least i dont have false advertising in my siggy :)

to be quoted in a few short weeks.

Cat's Pajamas
Oct 25th, 2006, 11:32 PM
http://www.wtnphotos.com/data/594/21236962019sharapova.jpg

eugreene2
Oct 26th, 2006, 06:56 AM
Do people actually think Lena D is attractive or dare I say beautiful. Interesting. I find her very average. Who defines beauty these days anyway! But on the basis of "model" beauty, I would even dare say she's below average. Just compare her to Ana Ivanovic & you will quickly see what I mean. As big as Tara banks forehead is, she crushes Elena D in the looks department.

Foot's Fingers
Oct 26th, 2006, 09:21 AM
Either way you spin the bottle, in several years, nobody's gonna remember that Elena Dementieva made two slam finals, except for her diehard fans. For instance, I couldn't tell you who made the Slam finals in 1999 without looking it up.

10 career titles > 6 career titles.

*dead* of cos everybody will remember Patty WHO? brush head girl

Mauresmo Fan
Oct 26th, 2006, 10:30 AM
i think we should bump this daily to see all the crazy lindsay fans trying to keep a straight face while saying lindsay is better than elena dementieva.

elena dementieva isnt even close to davenport in terms of any thing

xin_hui
Oct 26th, 2006, 10:45 AM
i think we should bump this daily to see all the crazy lindsay fans trying to keep a straight face while saying lindsay is better than elena dementieva


what. a. stupid. statement

until the day miss elena d reaches number 1, and stays there for a gazillion weeks, while winning 3 GS singles titles, lindsay fans will continue to keep the straightest faces ever.

go lindsay fans :rocker:

Shoulderpova
Oct 26th, 2006, 10:48 AM
I'm a Dementieva fan but i have to admit theres no way shes better than Lindzi, not in terms of anything :o :help: Dementieva better than Schnyder, yes, but better than Davenport, hell no :o

Randriantastic!
Oct 26th, 2006, 12:35 PM
OMG. :rolls:

This thread's still alive? [b]Just let it die. :o

with no goodbyes, details don't matter - we both paid the price...

Don't forget about Zhoo!! We know for sure that everyone loves Zhoo the best on WTAworld!