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ASerenusFan
Oct 23rd, 2006, 12:09 AM
And you would defntely get a truthful answer to.
What would it be?

A few I would ask.
Justine
Why the hell did you marry Pierre?

Steffi Graff
Were you glad on any level that Monica was stabbed?

B Mattek
Do you really think you look good on court?

Sharapova
Whats the real reaon for your shrieking?

MisterMan
Oct 23rd, 2006, 12:13 AM
Stupid question regarding Graf.
Delete that crap.

hu2891601
Oct 23rd, 2006, 12:25 AM
and not a good one for Justine, either...

Kirilenko_Kamp
Oct 23rd, 2006, 02:36 AM
Maria Sharapova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph???

Maria Kirilenko: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Daniela Hantuchova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Ivanovic: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Chakvetadze: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Elena Dementieva: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Tatianna Golovin: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

DutchieGirl
Oct 23rd, 2006, 06:01 AM
Maria Sharapova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph???

Maria Kirilenko: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Daniela Hantuchova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Ivanovic: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Chakvetadze: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Elena Dementieva: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Tatianna Golovin: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

:lol: Why only $100?

LoveFifteen
Oct 23rd, 2006, 06:03 AM
Hingis -- Who had the most fabulous schwanz you ever sucked and can you please describe it?

~Eclipsed~
Oct 23rd, 2006, 06:10 AM
wow ur dirty lol

~Eclipsed~
Oct 23rd, 2006, 06:15 AM
Stevenson- are you really injured all the time when you retire?

Venus- Will you date me?

Ashley- Will you date me?

Sharapova- do you wanna have sex?

Serena- how much junk is in that trunk?

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 23rd, 2006, 07:22 AM
Dokic - Why do you go into hiding for months on end without any news on your status and what the hell have you been up to this whole time?... and what are your plans for next year?

Kournikova - Not really a question, but if I could say anything to her it would be this: You're too talented and too fun to watch to just give up on tennis. Suck up the pressure of performing and go out there and give it your all. We miss you.

Seles - Again, not a question. Just that you're the greatest ever in my eyes and I'll forever look up to you both as a player and a person.

Sprem - Why do you feel obliged to hit every shot with the most power possible, even when you're out of position and not really able to do so? Please work on that so you can evolve as a player. Thanks.

Brian Stewart
Oct 23rd, 2006, 09:15 AM
Chanda: when you return from an injury layoff, why do you always jump in with a slew of Tier I and Tier II events, instead of playing the lower tiers and the odd challenger to work the rust off and rebuild your ranking?

Monica: do you regret not having surgery on your foot? You didn't want to miss a lot of time, which you wound up doing anyway.

Serena: is it true that the surgery on your knee was botched, and if so, is it also true you're afraid to have another surgery?

Patty: what is it about Anna and Conchita that bothers you so much, and why do you let yourself become so bothered?

Venus: I know you love your sister, but how much did it really bother you to see her win a slam singles title before you did?

Maureen Drake: who's the better designer, you or Bethanie?

Martina H.: your mom said she didn't want to work on your serve while you were still growing, for fear of injury, and you avoided it while you were successful because you convinced yourself you didn't need to, but, really, why haven't you worked on your serve?

Justine: are you really not bothered at all by occasional criticisms of your behavior, or is that a front?

Jana: when you played, you were loathe to admit to choking, feeling it conveyed weakness. Now that you're retired, are you willing to admit you choked on occasion, and do you feel your unwillingness to confront the problem prevented you from conquering it and achieving greater success?

Gaby: why were you so self-conscious about your shoulders?

Kimiko Date: why did you retire so young, when you were at the top of your game?

Anastasia: why did you agree to pose on the horse?

Jelena J: are you an exhibitionist? :)

Gigi: why did you moon Mary Pierce-- twice?

Nancy L-C: what is your motivation for playing pro tennis?

I'll see if I can think of a few more later.

ZeroSOFInfinity
Oct 23rd, 2006, 09:20 AM
Maria Sharapova - Why are you so darn tall?

Ballbasher
Oct 23rd, 2006, 09:25 AM
Patty Schnyder-Could you retire?
Maria Sharapova-Wanna fuck?
Alberta Brianti-Why are you so ugly?
Galina Voskoboeva-Why did you buy Serena's US Open outfit?
Maret Ani-Marry me :hearts:

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 23rd, 2006, 09:27 AM
Alberta Brianti-Why are you so ugly?

Mature. :yeah:

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 23rd, 2006, 09:29 AM
Brian Stewart... loves the questions. :)

barryproudfoot
Oct 23rd, 2006, 09:33 AM
hingis - why stepanek???? :confused:
hingis - can you tell your mum to go away and get a better coach please? :D :cool:

DutchieGirl
Oct 23rd, 2006, 01:05 PM
Alberta Brianti-Why are you so ugly?


That's really not cool. :(

Coffee&TV
Oct 23rd, 2006, 02:20 PM
Maria Sharapova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph???

Maria Kirilenko: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Daniela Hantuchova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Ivanovic: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Chakvetadze: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Elena Dementieva: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Tatianna Golovin: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

:lol:

Kirilenko_Kamp
Oct 23rd, 2006, 03:20 PM
:lol: Why only $100?
I'm afraid if I asked each and everyone of them for more money, they would just turn around and walk away. :sad: Plus, they probably would call security and have them beat my ass!!! :p

Barbarela
Oct 23rd, 2006, 03:21 PM
And you would defntely get a truthful answer to.
What would it be?

A few I would ask.
Justine
Why the hell did you marry Pierre?

Steffi Graff
Were you glad on any level that Monica was stabbed?

B Mattek
Do you really think you look good on court?

Sharapova
Whats the real reaon for your shrieking?

S. Williams
Do you really think you look good on court?

Highlandman
Oct 23rd, 2006, 03:22 PM
To all: "What do you think about Venus" :devil: :angel:

And "can you give me an autograph" to everyone, too :hearts:

ASerenusFan
Oct 23rd, 2006, 03:29 PM
I think it would be funny if people made up answers for how you think players would answer these.

ASerenusFan
Oct 23rd, 2006, 03:35 PM
Maria Sharapova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph???

Maria Kirilenko: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Daniela Hantuchova: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Ivanovic: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Anna Chakvetadze: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Elena Dementieva: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Tatianna Golovin: Can you loan me a $100 & give me a kiss/hug/autograph??? ;) :hearts:

Maria: How dare you talk to me you lower being?
Daniela: Oh, for sure, for sure.
Ana: Learn to spell my name right first, bitch
Tati: Ooh lala, of course, I will kiss and hug any guy with a pulse

Kirilenko_Kamp
Oct 23rd, 2006, 03:46 PM
Maria: How dare you talk to me you lower being?
Daniela: Oh, for sure, for sure.
Ana: Learn to spell my name right first, bitch
Tati: Ooh lala, of course, I will kiss and hug any guy with a pulse
Well it's true Masha, you are taller than me... :sad:
Dani, thanks, but this is a euro bill. Do you have any US currency??? Can I have my pen back??? :p
Ana, sorry for spelling your name wrong. Please don't hit me with your forehand or I'll press charges and sue your ass!!! :p
Tati, you're so easy to get along with!!! ;)
Makiri, where are you going??? (turns her back and sprints off the court) :eek: :sad:

Kirilenko_Kamp
Oct 23rd, 2006, 03:48 PM
Serena & Venus: What's your secret to such a deep, dark beautiful tan??? :p

AllezCumonJiayou
Oct 23rd, 2006, 11:48 PM
[QUOTE=MaretBellyButton]Patty Schnyder-Could you retire?

Alberta Brianti-Why are you so ugly?


:eek: thats pretty idiotic.

Martina- Why don't you work on that serve?

Myskina. why don't you ever stand up straight?

Maria S- Did you ever date Roddick, if not, who are you really dating?

dreamgoddess099
Oct 24th, 2006, 12:24 AM
Serena & Venus: What's your secret to such a deep, dark beautiful tan??? :p
Melanin ;)

dreamgoddess099
Oct 24th, 2006, 12:25 AM
S. Williams
Do you really think you look good on court?
Nope, she knows it. :lol:

LoveFifteen
Oct 24th, 2006, 12:32 AM
Justine Henin-Hardenne:

Do you ever wish you could reconcile with your father? If he passed away before you reconciled, would you attend his funeral?

Do you like living in Monte Carlo?

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Who was your favorite Spice Girl when they were together? (I loved Ginger!)

Who was your favorite Spice Girl after they parted way? (Mine is Mel C!)

What was the first thing you ate after retiring in the 2006 AO final? I usually eat saltine crackers when my stomach hurts.

Tennace
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:04 AM
Sprem- Why did you hit every shot as hard as you can? Havent you realized this strategy doesnt work?

Dokic- Where are you and why did you marry the person who ruined your career?

Sharapova- What is the real reason of your shrieking?

Serena and Venus- Why exactly did you want to endorse McDonalds?

Clarisa Fernandez- Can you teach me to make that face while I hit tennis balls?

Kuznetsova- Why did you change your serve from being good to bad?

Jelena Jankovic- Would you rather be an amazing tennis player and be really ugly, or a horrible tennis player and being georgous?

Loeffler Caro- What is your motivation to play tennis?

Karatantcheva- Yeah, um, why and what were you thinking?

IceHock
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:15 AM
Justine- If you could go back in time and change the hand incident in the FO against Serena, would you or would you not?

Daniela- What has been the best on or off court moment for you while being a tennis player?

Maria- What was the banana for??Seriously?

Nicole- Are you ever not mean to a ballboy?

AllezCumonJiayou
Oct 24th, 2006, 01:15 AM
Jelena Jankovic- Would you rather be an amazing tennis player and be really ugly, or a horrible tennis player and being georgous?


she already is the former

AJZ.
Oct 24th, 2006, 02:13 AM
Sugi: Has any player ever pissed you off?

I don't know, I'd love to see who it was. She's too nice to actually say so, though.

I can't think of any other good questions for my other faves...

Kirilenko_Kamp
Oct 24th, 2006, 03:30 AM
Melanin ;)
Thanks...but are you sure it's not just a thick layer of Coppertone or Banana Boat sun tan oil??? :lol:

DutchieGirl
Oct 24th, 2006, 06:09 AM
I'm afraid if I asked each and everyone of them for more money, they would just turn around and walk away. :sad: Plus, they probably would call security and have them beat my ass!!! :p

:lol: Fair enough. ;)

Barbarela
Oct 24th, 2006, 04:49 PM
Nope, she knows it. :lol:
Does she?

Just Do It
Oct 24th, 2006, 04:51 PM
I'd like to ask Jelena Jankovic : Who is walking naked around in the locker rooms ? :devil: