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LH2HBH
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:41 PM
This picture is so good i am sure we've seen it before but we should still have fun away!

Go for it!

http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpg

Lefty.
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:46 PM
When was it taken?

RenaSlam.
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:46 PM
Maria: *yawn* I am the Queen, this is so boring.

Venus: Stop yawning you classless bitch. I am the Queen, you ain't all that.

ASerenusFan
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:46 PM
is maria wearing a space suit top?

Mother_Marjorie
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:46 PM
Maria looks so bored.

StarDuvallGrant
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:49 PM
How tall is Venus by the way?

Arighttouch
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:50 PM
Maria - "Listen to my grunt"
Venus - "That all ya got bitch"

crazyroberto6767
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:51 PM
I think we had a caption thread on this already, and some of the responses were hilarious :lol:. Wish someone could find it, as I'm much too lazy.

Lefty.
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:51 PM
How tall is Venus by the way?

6'1" I think. Not sure though.

dreamgoddess099
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:56 PM
Venus doing her best Oracene imitation.

Neptune
Oct 21st, 2006, 08:59 PM
Maria :"Why I'm here,I should be on my boat.Hope this fuc**** event is almost over now."

Venus "And she is paid for yawn.I'm desesperated. :rolleyes: "

daniella-rocks
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:01 PM
This picture is so good i am sure we've seen it before but we should still have fun away!

Go for it!

http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpg

venus is thinking - 'i can see your small penis maria'

LH2HBH
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:02 PM
It was during Watson's Water Challenge 2005, I reckon.

MisterMan
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:05 PM
"No this honkey is NOT yawning next to ME. You go on wit your astronaut suit and be gone."

40-0
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:09 PM
watsons waters challenge 2005

ASerenusFan
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:13 PM
"No this honkey is NOT yawning next to ME. You go on wit your astronaut suit and be gone."
racist!

bellascarlett
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:18 PM
It was during Watson's Water Challenge 2005, I reckon.
yeah and you could half make that out from the ballgirl's shirt. :lol:

and yeah...this picture will always be quite funny. :lol:

dreamgoddess099
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:40 PM
"No this honkey is NOT yawning next to ME. "
Yes, this is totally something Venus would say. Not! :lol:

tennis ace
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:42 PM
"No this honkey is NOT yawning next to ME. You go on wit your astronaut suit and be gone."
:spit:

P_Fer
Oct 21st, 2006, 10:03 PM
i bet someone put sleeping pills in their food:yawn:

StarDuvallGrant
Oct 21st, 2006, 10:13 PM
6'1" I think. Not sure though.

Thanks.

MikeJones
Oct 21st, 2006, 10:16 PM
"No this honkey is NOT yawning next to ME. You go on wit your astronaut suit and be gone."

Honkey? lol

Masha is white but she is not a honkey. IM A HONKEY. Masha is a princess

Mother_Marjorie
Oct 21st, 2006, 10:37 PM
Honkey? lol

Masha is white but she is not a honkey. IM A HONKEY. Masha is a princess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3fyzvWfpmg

CoryAnnAvants#1
Oct 21st, 2006, 11:33 PM
Anna Kournikova (in the back serving): Guys, look! Look over here! I swear to God I can hit a serve into the court! Here we go. FUCK! Just give me one more chance. Here, look. I'll do it now...Goddamnit!!!!

Maria: We've been standing here for over two hours now.

Venus: I can't even look anymore.

Drake1980
Oct 21st, 2006, 11:44 PM
:eek: Harsh!

IceHock
Oct 21st, 2006, 11:52 PM
http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpg

Venus- My milkshake is so much better than yours

Maria- Yeah, ok(YAWN)

Sharakim
Oct 22nd, 2006, 12:40 AM
This picture is so good i am sure we've seen it before but we should still have fun away!

Go for it!

http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpgMaria: Kiss my foot slave.
Venus: As you wish mistress.

ASerenusFan
Oct 22nd, 2006, 12:44 AM
so venus is 6'1 and aren't people claiming maria is 6'3?
why then does Vee look slightly taller here, even though maria is slouching a bit, but not that much.
when was ths taken?

Lefty.
Oct 22nd, 2006, 01:02 AM
so venus is 6'1 and aren't people claiming maria is 6'3?
why then does Vee look slightly taller here, even though maria is slouching a bit, but not that much.
when was ths taken?

I think this was before she grew. But Venus is one tall woman, so they may have gotten her height wrong.

MH0861
Oct 22nd, 2006, 01:07 AM
This picture is so good i am sure we've seen it before but we should still have fun away!

Go for it!

http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpg

Maria: I think I just wet myself.. maybe if I yawn I can cleverly put my hands over the spot and no one will ever notice...

Venus: Girl, did you seriously just piss yourself!

hurricanejeanne
Oct 22nd, 2006, 01:12 AM
Maria: I think I just wet myself.. maybe if I yawn I can cleverly put my hands over the spot and no one will ever notice...

Venus: Girl, did you seriously just piss yourself!

Okay this one wins. :spit:

supergrunt
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:18 AM
http://theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/02/80wimb3_gallery__550x365.jpg




:devil:

Sharakim
Oct 22nd, 2006, 02:20 AM
http://theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/02/80wimb3_gallery__550x365.jpgVenus: Thanks for making me lose Maria, you're the best player ever!

darrinbaker00
Oct 22nd, 2006, 03:16 AM
http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpg
Venus: "Let's get this match over with so I can go spend some of this $250,000 they paid me."

Maria: "Let's get this match over with so I can go spend some of this $250,000 they paid me."

darrinbaker00
Oct 22nd, 2006, 03:19 AM
Venus: Thanks for making me lose Maria, you're the best player ever!
You do realize, of course, that picture was taken after Venus beat Maria at Wimbledon 2005.

Zauber
Oct 22nd, 2006, 03:22 AM
our pussies are soooo tired

Boss monkey
Oct 22nd, 2006, 03:26 AM
This picture is so good i am sure we've seen it before but we should still have fun away!

Go for it!

http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpg
Maria: yawn
Venus: damn girl you did not think you could pull off the astronaut look, did you?

Sharakim
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:04 AM
You do realize, of course, that picture was taken after Venus beat Maria at Wimbledon 2005.Yes I know, but we are playing a game here so I can dream. :D

fufuqifuqishahah
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:14 AM
venus is thinking - 'i can see your small penis maria'


:worship: :worship: :haha:

RJWCapriati
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:21 AM
Venus: "Skank!"

Maria: "Whatever hehehehehehe(fake laughs)"

RJWCapriati
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:22 AM
http://theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/02/80wimb3_gallery__550x365.jpg




:devil:


Venus: "Yep, I just fucked you up"

sunset
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:23 AM
:lol: Looks like Venus is wearing a wig.

junlee_vee
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:31 AM
Venus: *looks Maria up and down* Bitch, you will never be me!

supergrunt
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:12 AM
Venus: "Yep, I just fucked you up"
:lol: :o :devil:

Reckoner
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:25 AM
Venus: "Yep, I just fucked you up"
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Zing!

Cat's Pajamas
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:26 AM
http://www.ba.no/multimedia/archive/00524/sharapova-versjoner_524401g.jpg


Maria: Venus, these streakers do not amuse me :yawn:
Venus: Girl please :rolleyes: your camel toe is sagging three inches.

up!
Oct 22nd, 2006, 07:01 AM
Maria ---> Venus I'm not even tired after beating you. It's so boring.

Brian Stewart
Oct 22nd, 2006, 07:48 AM
"Did you fart?"

or

"I'm not normally into women... but..."