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bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:44 AM
Thus far, she has three main axes of evil:
1. Tati Incident in Miami
2. Banana tactics at the US Open
3. Pretending to not be ready when receiving serve in Zurich, recently today.

This is unbearable and clearly highlights her unsportsmanship like conduct. She needs to be fined by the WTA. But oh wait, Maria is WTA's whore and there's no way Larry would pull his pole out of her life.

morningglory
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:47 AM
:lol: bis... still haven't given up the banana issue I see...

As for the answer: I heard she's gonna eat three babies with hot sauce tomorrow

IceHock
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:48 AM
I heard her and Andy are releasing a sex tape.

Pureracket
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:50 AM
I heard her and Andy are releasing a sex tape.Damn, I hope it can be purchased through Paypal.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:51 AM
No one can deny that Maria resorts to these kind of tactics that will give her the edge. It's not an issue of "giving up" on this matter, but the fact stands that she's a cheater.

Aaron.
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:51 AM
:haha: the board goes crazy when Sharapova does something :tape:

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:56 AM
Maria has plans to take over the whole world muhahahaha

:unsure:

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:58 AM
I heard her and Andy are releasing a sex tape.
andy who?

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:59 AM
Sadly, her fan is also creeped out by the assumption that Maria is going to take on the world. What's even more pathetic is that she pretends she has conquered the world when her opponents make UEs.

IceHock
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:00 AM
andy who?


His last name is Roddick, I guess he's a tennis player.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:00 AM
andy who?

Andy as in your dad.

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:00 AM
No one can deny that Maria resorts to these kind of tactics that will give her the edge. It's not an issue of "giving up" on this matter, but the fact stands that she's a cheater.
What tactics exactly did Maria employ against Tati that gave her the 'edge'? Also that banana really gave her super powers :rolleyes:

Please give up on the crap...youre really scraping the barrel now :yawn:

excitement1995
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:01 AM
Andy Dufresne

From the movie "The Shawshank Redemption". ;)

andy who?

pierce0415
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:01 AM
did you mean Axis of Evil?

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:02 AM
His last name is Roddick, I guess he's a tennis player.
replace Maria with P. Hilton

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:03 AM
What tactics exactly did Maria employ against Tati that gave her the 'edge'? Also that banana really gave her super powers :rolleyes:

Please give up on the crap...youre really scraping the barrel now :yawn:

The fact that Tati's opponent showed lack of psychological and emotional support when Tati was down on the floor.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:03 AM
did you mean Axis of Evil?

No, that would mean that she only has ONE AXIS of evil, which is not true.

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:03 AM
Sadly, her fan is also creeped out by the assumption that Maria is going to take on the world. What's even more pathetic is that she pretends she has conquered the world when her opponents make UEs.
sadly you lack intelligence

metamorpha
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:04 AM
I'm waiting for another person who can foil her in terms of behavior. e.g. Capriati.

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:05 AM
The fact that Tati's opponent showed lack of psychological and emotional support when Tati was down on the floor.
are you kidding? :o
..and that cost Tati the match did it? since it was already effectively over then

IceHock
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:06 AM
replace Maria with P. Hilton


hmmmmm....i'll think about it, give me some time.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:11 AM
sadly you lack intelligence

Er, excuse me, are you talking to yourself? You're the one whose heart is so full of these lame denials. Get a brain coz everyone knows that Maria is a cheater.

Wannabeknowitall
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:13 AM
did you mean Axis of Evil?

I don't know but for some strange reason Axes of Evil makes this a little more believable.
Is Sharapova a ****? No.
Is she a bitch? Every player is when they need be.
Honestly Sharapova is a little on the slow side to really be that devious.
Even chimps know when they need a banana and they're better at sign language.
If we actually put a mirror on the court, I sometimes wonder if Sharapova would stay there looking at herself, not because she's in love with her beauty but because she lacks the intelligence to understand the concept of a reflection.
But she beat the top two players in the world, who themselves don't understand the concept of changing for the better, so that must count for something.
What likely happened is that Sharapova who usually jumps up and down and holds her hand up for a half a second at the end of a changeover when her opponent is serving, might have done it just a little longer and did not take it as something unusual.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:16 AM
I don't know but for some strange reason Axes of Evil makes this a little more believable.
Is Sharapova a ****? No.
Is she a bitch? Every player is when they need be.
Honestly Sharapova is a little on the slow side to really that be devious.
Even chimps know when they need a banana and they're better at sign language.
If we actually put a mirror on the court, I sometimes wonder if Sharapova would stay there looking at herself, not because she's in love with her beauty but because she lacks the intelligence to understand the concept of a reflection.
But she beat the top two players in the world, who themselves don't understand the concept of changing for the better, so that must count for something.

I truly believe there are players who are honest like Francesca Schiavone (when she gave Mary Pierce a point some time ago) and those dishonest where Maria is just one of them.

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:16 AM
Er, excuse me, are you talking to yourself? You're the one whose heart is so full of these lame denials. Get a brain coz everyone knows that Maria is a cheater.
You are yet to prove any cheating occured especially prior to last night...showing an apparent 'lack of psychological and emotional support' is far from cheating...same thing goes for being reminded to eat a banana.

myxomatosis
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:18 AM
bis I think you are the single most hate-filled poster on this entire forum.
So congrats on that coveted achievement.

P_Fer
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:19 AM
lol at this thread

TonyP
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:21 AM
What Maria did is wrong, but not a hanging offense.

And axes are more than one large hatchet used for chopping wood and they are neither good nor bad.

An alliance of nations is called an axis.

LindsayRulz
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:23 AM
Nobody can hate Sharapova more than you bis2806 :hug:

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:31 AM
The plural of axis is "axes".

You are yet to prove any cheating occured especially prior to last night...showing an apparent 'lack of psychological and emotional support' is far from cheating...same thing goes for being reminded to eat a banana.

I did not say she cheated during the tati match. I said it was one of her axes of evil, as shown by her display of "lack of psychological and emotional support" for a seriously injured, badly limping opponent. She was instructed to eat a banana on the court, which is different from being reminded. I don't think a "professional" player like her needs reminders - which by the way is only recently seen at the US open - because that would imply she's a baby.

Wannabeknowitall
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:32 AM
I truly believe there are players who are honest like Francesca Schiavone (when she gave Mary Pierce a point some time ago) and those dishonest where Maria is just one of them.

Tsk Tsk.
That's why Francesca will never get to the top 10, because she doesn't do everything in her power to win.
So Lindsay was right in New Haven, when she knew that last shot of Sam's in the tiebreaker was good?
We all know that Lindsay has the eyes of a hawk even at 30.
If you're gonna acknowledge Sharapova's "dishonesty" on a second serve point she would have likely won anyway, let's do the same for Lindsay as well.
Matter of fact let's do it for the whole top 10, they all have their dishonest moments.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:35 AM
Seriously, Maria's unsporstman like conduct has been seen time and again, and this makes a bad name for tennis.

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:37 AM
And axes are more than one large hatchet used for chopping wood and they are neither good nor bad.

An alliance of nations is called an axis.
:lol:

Dan23
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:52 AM
The plural of axis is "axes".



I did not say she cheated during the tati match. I said it was one of her axes of evil, as shown by her display of "lack of psychological and emotional support" for a seriously injured, badly limping opponent. She was instructed to eat a banana on the court, which is different from being reminded. I don't think a "professional" player like her needs reminders - which by the way is only recently seen at the US open - because that would imply she's a baby.
Maria is forgetful of her food/drink when she gets caught up in the match.....shoot her

ZeroSOFInfinity
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:58 AM
Seriously, Maria's unsporstman like conduct has been seen time and again, and this makes a bad name for tennis.

Doesn't this sound REALLY FAMILIAR? You know, a few weeks ago about another player which is really hated in this Boards.... :lol:

Oh well, welcome to the "We Hate You Very Much" Club, Maria Sharapova. You're the 4th person to join this elusive club... its members include a Belgian and two Americans.

Enjoy your stay there... because it's going to be for a VERY LONG TIME :wavey:.

dinhd82
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:00 AM
There is no way of telling how far her evilness will go! I think the WTA should do something about it like fining her about 1 mil per year just to cover any access evilness she might reveal over the course of the year.

RenaSlam.
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:02 AM
Before her career is over, she'll have plenty more. A cheat already at 19...at least it took Enna a few years to resort to this. :lol:

bellascarlett
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:27 AM
What tactics exactly did Maria employ against Tati that gave her the 'edge'? Also that banana really gave her super powers :rolleyes:


exactly. tactics in her match against tati to give her the edge? :tape: :cuckoo: the match was clearly over after tati slipped. or maybe someone is hallucinating enough to think that maria caused tati to slip. there was nothing worth penalizing for in miami. she did nothing wrong. ugh so stupid.

and banana tactics? wtf! :banana: the eating a banana to give her the edge? hmmm...are you that desperate? :lol: she would have won that match even without the stupid banana. lol...



Please give up on the crap...youre really scraping the barrel now :yawn:

Let him. That's where he belongs anyway.

Corswandt
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:35 AM
This sux.

Now Nicole is no longer unrivalled as the most evil and dastardly player on the Tour.

Anyway, should Maria be in need of minions to continue pursuing her evil ways, I'm more than willing to lend a hand.

RJWCapriati
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:56 AM
She'll do anything to win......she is going to pay though eventually..... :devil:

Brooks.
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:56 AM
don't forget her "bathroom breaks" b/c she has to pee everytime she's lost a lead or she just lost a set...really strange how that works

bellascarlett
Oct 20th, 2006, 03:59 AM
don't forget her "bathroom breaks" b/c she has to pee everytime she's lost a lead or she just lost a set...really strange how that works
and yeah she's the only one that does that...oooooooooooooh...

Meesh
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:31 AM
What Maria did is wrong, but not a hanging offense.

And axes are more than one large hatchet used for chopping wood and they are neither good nor bad.

An alliance of nations is called an axis.

Thanks for the schooling...

I think the issue that bothers me the most is the banana thing and then the guy (her other coach or whatever he is) holding up four fingers. I just thought it was tacky... not unsportsman like just wrong.

égalité
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:34 AM
I have this friend, and he saw Maria Sharapova eat a baby. It's true.

goldenboi356
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:37 AM
i reckon she'll resort to bludgening her oppenent to make them retire in the future

einna
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:43 AM
Doesn't this sound REALLY FAMILIAR? You know, a few weeks ago about another player which is really hated in this Boards.... :lol:

Oh well, welcome to the "We Hate You Very Much" Club, Maria Sharapova. You're the 4th person to join this elusive club... its members include a Belgian and two Americans.

Enjoy your stay there... because it's going to be for a VERY LONG TIME :wavey:.

I though she already is member of that club :lol:

Haha.. there are four people already in that club and i like 3/4 of them.. :lol:

rjd1111
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:11 AM
To the top of the World Pa ( Yuri )

Serge007
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:33 AM
I truly believe there are players who are honest like Francesca Schiavone (when she gave Mary Pierce a point some time ago) and those dishonest where Maria is just one of them.
Are you sure? Do you remember Amelia Island, semifinal match (Francesca and Sveta)?

moby
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:45 AM
I have this friend, and he saw Maria Sharapova eat a baby. It's true.She's a professional athlete, and babies are clearly one of the healthier sources of food. I don't blame her. :shrug:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/pumpkinking420/Burk.jpg

perseus2006
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:45 AM
Bis didn't even mention the most unconscionable of Pova's behaviors on the court and the disrespect she shows her opponents. The top five are:

1. Pova frequently serves in such a manner that her opponent is incapable of either getting to the ball or returning it or is forced to mak a weak return. She has earned innumerable points using this abhorrent technique. How is that fair to her opponent?

2. Pova has been observed to hit the ball away from her opponent and way too hard and deep for her opponents to get back over the net and on the court. This borish behavior is demonstrated in every match she plays. Unladylike behavior, for sure.

3. Pova is supposed to be a baseline player, yet, in her matches, she frequently, and repeatedly, moves forward on the court to strike short balls, not uncommonly even resorting to taking the ball out of the air before it bounces, thus depriving her opponent the time required to get to the ball and prepare adequately for returning it. This moving around and hitting the ball so early does not show consideration for her opponents.

4. Too often to be called a coincidence, when an opponent has one or more match points, Pova fights back and steals the victory anyway. And she brags about doing this and calls it "mental toughness"! Rude behavior is what it is with no compassion or sensitivity for her opponents feelings, whatsoever!

5. When an opponent makes a really good serve, Pova consistently returns it anyway! This unscrupulous behavior is an insult to her opponent's skill and undermines her opponent's confidence.

These are the most common evil and perfidious techniques Pova uses to win her matches at all costs. It is clear that Pova has devolved to the lowest attainable level using impolite, aggressive, offensive, unmerciful and relentless tactics to humiliate her opponents and make them feel insignificant.

How long will the Moral Majority support this lack of deportment!

égalité
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:58 AM
She's a professional athlete, and babies are clearly one of the healthier sources of food. I don't blame her. :shrug:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/pumpkinking420/Burk.jpg


Seriously! I'm glad to see she's moved on from bananas.

Brooks.
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:09 AM
Bis didn't even mention the most unconscionable of Pova's behaviors on the court and the disrespect she shows her opponents. The top five are:

1. Pova frequently serves in such a manner that her opponent is incapable of either getting to the ball or returning it or is forced to mak a weak return. She has earned innumerable points using this abhorrent technique. How is that fair to her opponent?

2. Pova has been observed to hit the ball away from her opponent and way too hard and deep for her opponents to get back over the net and on the court. This borish behavior is demonstrated in every match she plays. Unladylike behavior, for sure.

3. Pova is supposed to be a baseline player, yet, in her matches, she frequently, and repeatedly, moves forward on the court to strike short balls, not uncommonly even resorting to taking the ball out of the air before it bounces, thus depriving her opponent the time required to get to the ball and prepare adequately for returning it. This moving around and hitting the ball so early does not show consideration for her opponents.

4. Too often to be called a coincidence, when an opponent has one or more match points, Pova fights back and steals the victory anyway. And she brags about doing this and calls it "mental toughness"! Rude behavior is what it is with no compassion or sensitivity for her opponents feelings, whatsoever!

5. When an opponent makes a really good serve, Pova consistently returns it anyway! This unscrupulous behavior is an insult to her opponent's skill and undermines her opponent's confidence.

These are the most common evil and perfidious techniques Pova uses to win her matches at all costs. It is clear that Pova has devolved to the lowest attainable level using impolite, aggressive, offensive, unmerciful and relentless tactics to humiliate her opponents and make them feel insignificant.

How long will the Moral Majority support this lack of deportment!

you took all that time to write something that wasn't even that funny :tape: :help: :o

myxomatosis
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:34 AM
Bis didn't even mention the most unconscionable of Pova's behaviors on the court and the disrespect she shows her opponents. The top five are:

1. Pova frequently serves in such a manner that her opponent is incapable of either getting to the ball or returning it or is forced to mak a weak return. She has earned innumerable points using this abhorrent technique. How is that fair to her opponent?

2. Pova has been observed to hit the ball away from her opponent and way too hard and deep for her opponents to get back over the net and on the court. This borish behavior is demonstrated in every match she plays. Unladylike behavior, for sure.

3. Pova is supposed to be a baseline player, yet, in her matches, she frequently, and repeatedly, moves forward on the court to strike short balls, not uncommonly even resorting to taking the ball out of the air before it bounces, thus depriving her opponent the time required to get to the ball and prepare adequately for returning it. This moving around and hitting the ball so early does not show consideration for her opponents.

4. Too often to be called a coincidence, when an opponent has one or more match points, Pova fights back and steals the victory anyway. And she brags about doing this and calls it "mental toughness"! Rude behavior is what it is with no compassion or sensitivity for her opponents feelings, whatsoever!

5. When an opponent makes a really good serve, Pova consistently returns it anyway! This unscrupulous behavior is an insult to her opponent's skill and undermines her opponent's confidence.

These are the most common evil and perfidious techniques Pova uses to win her matches at all costs. It is clear that Pova has devolved to the lowest attainable level using impolite, aggressive, offensive, unmerciful and relentless tactics to humiliate her opponents and make them feel insignificant.

How long will the Moral Majority support this lack of deportment!:rolls: Loves it!

Sharakim
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:38 AM
Bis didn't even mention the most unconscionable of Pova's behaviors on the court and the disrespect she shows her opponents. The top five are:

1. Pova frequently serves in such a manner that her opponent is incapable of either getting to the ball or returning it or is forced to mak a weak return. She has earned innumerable points using this abhorrent technique. How is that fair to her opponent?

2. Pova has been observed to hit the ball away from her opponent and way too hard and deep for her opponents to get back over the net and on the court. This borish behavior is demonstrated in every match she plays. Unladylike behavior, for sure.

3. Pova is supposed to be a baseline player, yet, in her matches, she frequently, and repeatedly, moves forward on the court to strike short balls, not uncommonly even resorting to taking the ball out of the air before it bounces, thus depriving her opponent the time required to get to the ball and prepare adequately for returning it. This moving around and hitting the ball so early does not show consideration for her opponents.

4. Too often to be called a coincidence, when an opponent has one or more match points, Pova fights back and steals the victory anyway. And she brags about doing this and calls it "mental toughness"! Rude behavior is what it is with no compassion or sensitivity for her opponents feelings, whatsoever!

5. When an opponent makes a really good serve, Pova consistently returns it anyway! This unscrupulous behavior is an insult to her opponent's skill and undermines her opponent's confidence.

These are the most common evil and perfidious techniques Pova uses to win her matches at all costs. It is clear that Pova has devolved to the lowest attainable level using impolite, aggressive, offensive, unmerciful and relentless tactics to humiliate her opponents and make them feel insignificant.

How long will the Moral Majority support this lack of deportment!You oaught to become a journalist! :lol:

Pheobo
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:47 AM
Maria has plans to take over the whole world muhahahaha

:unsure:

She can't beat Oprah.

ioni
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:56 AM
untill she will rull the world :devil: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

excitement1995
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:56 AM
These doesn't seperate Pova from the others, because many other people also do these. But what she did in this match really seperate her from quite a lot.

Bis didn't even mention the most unconscionable of Pova's behaviors on the court and the disrespect she shows her opponents. The top five are:

1. Pova frequently serves in such a manner that her opponent is incapable of either getting to the ball or returning it or is forced to mak a weak return. She has earned innumerable points using this abhorrent technique. How is that fair to her opponent?

2. Pova has been observed to hit the ball away from her opponent and way too hard and deep for her opponents to get back over the net and on the court. This borish behavior is demonstrated in every match she plays. Unladylike behavior, for sure.

3. Pova is supposed to be a baseline player, yet, in her matches, she frequently, and repeatedly, moves forward on the court to strike short balls, not uncommonly even resorting to taking the ball out of the air before it bounces, thus depriving her opponent the time required to get to the ball and prepare adequately for returning it. This moving around and hitting the ball so early does not show consideration for her opponents.

4. Too often to be called a coincidence, when an opponent has one or more match points, Pova fights back and steals the victory anyway. And she brags about doing this and calls it "mental toughness"! Rude behavior is what it is with no compassion or sensitivity for her opponents feelings, whatsoever!

5. When an opponent makes a really good serve, Pova consistently returns it anyway! This unscrupulous behavior is an insult to her opponent's skill and undermines her opponent's confidence.

These are the most common evil and perfidious techniques Pova uses to win her matches at all costs. It is clear that Pova has devolved to the lowest attainable level using impolite, aggressive, offensive, unmerciful and relentless tactics to humiliate her opponents and make them feel insignificant.

How long will the Moral Majority support this lack of deportment!

Kipling
Oct 20th, 2006, 12:34 PM
Thus far, she has three main axes of evil:
1. Tati Incident in Miami
2. Banana tactics at the US Open
3. Pretending to not be ready when receiving serve in Zurich, recently today.

This is unbearable and clearly highlights her unsportsmanship like conduct. She needs to be fined by the WTA. But oh wait, Maria is WTA's whore and there's no way Larry would pull his pole out of her life.

Yes, damn that banana. That goddamned banana beat Henin. That f-ing banana and its colossal forehand. That f-ing banana should be banned for doping.

I heard that the banana was dating Andy Roddick. I thought he was smarter than that.

Ban bananas from the WTA tour.

saki
Oct 20th, 2006, 12:53 PM
It's good. Justine was getting kinda lonely at her roasted baby barbeque.

Piotr'ek
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:00 PM
bis is the biggest troll here :lol:
only because Maria owns lindsay :lol:

pigam
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:07 PM
It's good. Justine was getting kinda lonely at her roasted baby barbeque.
Yeah, since serena hasn't shown up in the last few months, it was getting kinda lonely.
You know, serena only eats arrogant fashionable babies
Justine only eats Herpes infected, masculine babies
and Sharpie only eats dumb babies that don't know how to hit a dropshot.
Good thing they have different tastes.

Mother_Marjorie
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:28 PM
Thus far, she has three main axes of evil:
1. Tati Incident in Miami
2. Banana tactics at the US Open
3. Pretending to not be ready when receiving serve in Zurich, recently today.

This is unbearable and clearly highlights her unsportsmanship like conduct. She needs to be fined by the WTA. But oh wait, Maria is WTA's whore and there's no way Larry would pull his pole out of her life.

http://home.wi.rr.com/gavin1/own3d-retard.jpg

Edward.
Oct 20th, 2006, 02:00 PM
Yep, Bis hates Maria SO much.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/eddyday/bis.jpg

Yet, he still browses her picture threads.

Honestly, why isn't this asshole on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List?

Pasta-Na
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:07 PM
maria is just a daddy's girl :angel: pls leave her alone :p

switz
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:22 PM
stop posting about Sharapova. Your inane rants make it harder for me to dislike her.

Kipling
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:22 PM
Bis didn't even mention the most unconscionable of Pova's behaviors on the court and the disrespect she shows her opponents. The top five are:

1. Pova frequently serves in such a manner that her opponent is incapable of either getting to the ball or returning it or is forced to mak a weak return. She has earned innumerable points using this abhorrent technique. How is that fair to her opponent?

2. Pova has been observed to hit the ball away from her opponent and way too hard and deep for her opponents to get back over the net and on the court. This borish behavior is demonstrated in every match she plays. Unladylike behavior, for sure.

3. Pova is supposed to be a baseline player, yet, in her matches, she frequently, and repeatedly, moves forward on the court to strike short balls, not uncommonly even resorting to taking the ball out of the air before it bounces, thus depriving her opponent the time required to get to the ball and prepare adequately for returning it. This moving around and hitting the ball so early does not show consideration for her opponents.

4. Too often to be called a coincidence, when an opponent has one or more match points, Pova fights back and steals the victory anyway. And she brags about doing this and calls it "mental toughness"! Rude behavior is what it is with no compassion or sensitivity for her opponents feelings, whatsoever!

5. When an opponent makes a really good serve, Pova consistently returns it anyway! This unscrupulous behavior is an insult to her opponent's skill and undermines her opponent's confidence.

These are the most common evil and perfidious techniques Pova uses to win her matches at all costs. It is clear that Pova has devolved to the lowest attainable level using impolite, aggressive, offensive, unmerciful and relentless tactics to humiliate her opponents and make them feel insignificant.

How long will the Moral Majority support this lack of deportment!

:yeah:

Kudos. That's about the truth of it. Whatever she does, she gets roasted for it.

Kim's_fan_4ever
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:25 PM
:haha:

furrykitten
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:30 PM
Maria is soooo evil, she's a demon! :lol:

goldenlox
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:44 PM
The WTA and ITF lets Sharapova scream as she hits the ball, delay matches on her serve and as her opponents serve.
At the US Open they said her coach holding up 4 fingers isn't coaching.:tape:

They let Sharapova cheat, so she takes advantage of it.
They let McEnroe curse out linesmen and umpires, and he did it

LH2HBH
Oct 20th, 2006, 04:58 PM
:lol: bis... still haven't given up the banana issue I see...

As for the answer: I heard she's gonna eat three babies with hot sauce tomorrow


:haha:

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:01 PM
bis is the biggest troll here :lol:
only because Maria owns lindsay :lol:

How about Indian Wells: Lindsay Davenport def. Maria Sharapova 6-0 6-0 babyyyy!!!! That's Maria OWNED.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:02 PM
Maria is forgetful of her food/drink when she gets caught up in the match.....shoot her

And it's okay when her father signals to hit a backhand because she "forgets" to :o

Piotr'ek
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:03 PM
How about Indian Wells: Lindsay Davenport def. Maria Sharapova 6-0 6-0 babyyyy!!!! That's Maria OWNED.
thats all you got ? :lol:

What about their other 4 meetings? :lol:

4-1 baby :D

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:05 PM
don't forget her "bathroom breaks" b/c she has to pee everytime she's lost a lead or she just lost a set...really strange how that works

But how can you blame her? It's surprising how she never forgets to take a bathroom break when she loses, but yet needs to be reminded to eat a fucking banana!!!

Maria Croft
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:06 PM
You don't have a single friend at all do you bis?

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:06 PM
thats all you got ? :lol:

What about their other 4 meetings? :lol:

4-1 baby :D

The bottomline is Lindsay can kill Maria when she needs to.

Piotr'ek
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:09 PM
The bottomline is Lindsay can kill Maria when she needs to.:haha: :rolls:

tenn_ace
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:37 PM
How far will Maria's axes of evil go?


Don't worry, hon... You are safe. Not many ppl can compete with you in this department.:wavey:

bellascarlett
Oct 20th, 2006, 05:48 PM
The bottomline is Lindsay can kill Maria when she needs to.

:haha: :lol: :rolls: :bs:

That is so delusional. You're a joke bis. Kill her when she needs to? :lol: When Lindsay won ONCE in 5 meetings...a semifinal in a tournament Lindsay didn't even win. More importantly, Maria hasn't lost to her since then. Maria won their most important meeting - the Wimbledon 04 semifinal on her way to her first Grand Slam title.

Anyway, their dubai match this year, in case you didn't see it, said so much about where their games are at this point imo.

And you can have the Indian Wells double bagel...if that's what you hold onto so dear. Maria wouldn't exchange the 4-1 H2H and especially that Wimbledon 04 win for a semifinal win in a tournament she actually WON the following year.

KV
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:31 PM
OMG thread starter. Again and again :o Well bis do you like TBE's post about Lindsay Can't wait when she's no more. Bet you don't like this but you brought this on yourself. Let's wait how you react when somebody posts some negative things about Lindsay.

Edward.
Oct 20th, 2006, 06:49 PM
Lindsay would retire on the spot if she knew she had such a cretinous jackass for a fan.

Talula
Oct 20th, 2006, 07:01 PM
Everyone's slagging off Bis for this thread - but there are 6 pages of replies!!!

Wayn77
Oct 20th, 2006, 07:05 PM
Classy gal, big serve, awesome return, not a great mover, average subtlety...

Maria Sharapova is the new Lindsay Davenport :D

MisterMan
Oct 20th, 2006, 07:14 PM
This is unbearable and clearly highlights her unsportsmanship like conduct. She needs to be fined by the WTA. But oh wait, Maria is WTA's whore and there's no way Larry would pull his pole out of her life.

:lol:
The banana incident was "unbearable" and highlights her "unsportsmanship conduct" ? Her dad holding up a banana ?!

LMAO ! calm down, dude. It's a f###ing piece of fruit !!

denisgiann
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:13 PM
Ιts pretty obvious that all that are lame excuses to bash Maria:

1 Maria yells and screams between the points:Μany players do that and you know it (Seles my favorite) was one of them but i never heard anyone to claim that Seles won all these slams because of her screaming ;) .

2 Many players dont live in the country of their parents and some of them(Golovin) dont even retain their nationality and they are loved for it but maria who claims to be russian keeps the russian flag under her name in every match is obviously an American.

3 Many players have won slams because for example a bad line call here and there, an injury of their opponent in the final etc and no one says that their title is not deserved but still Maria is the only player in the history who won a slam that didnt deserve because of a banana.

4 Many players use bathroom and injury breaks to change the momentum of a game like Mary Pierce for example but only when Maria does it is a thing of pure evil.

5 Many players are making bitchy and even obnoxious comments like Hingis when called Mauresmo that she looks like a man.But hey she is is the salt of the earth now.Maria on the other hand is critisized even for the stare she is giving to her opponents during a match.

As you can see you are running out of excuses people.The real reasons that you hate her are these:
a She is filthy rich and beautiful
b She is beating the shit out of your faves
c And she looks damn fine in the process

Melly Flew Us
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:29 PM
What Maria did is wrong, but not a hanging offense.

And axes are more than one large hatchet used for chopping wood and they are neither good nor bad.

An alliance of nations is called an axis.
yes.
but axes is the plural of axis.
was not bis reffering to more than one axis?

Melly Flew Us
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:32 PM
You don't have a single friend at all do you bis?
from the way bis gives his honest opinion i guess he doesn't care.
but for what it's worth i find you funny bis and am glad you have returned from the wilderness!

Jay Leno
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Thus far, she has three main axes of evil:
1. Tati Incident in Miami
2. Banana tactics at the US Open
3. Pretending to not be ready when receiving serve in Zurich, recently today.

This is unbearable and clearly highlights her unsportsmanship like conduct. She needs to be fined by the WTA. But oh wait, Maria is WTA's whore and there's no way Larry would pull his pole out of her life.


4. ALG incident Moscow

Jay Leno
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:41 PM
are you kidding? :o
..and that cost Tati the match did it? since it was already effectively over then

4-3 maria and breakpoint tati isn't over :rolleyes:

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:45 PM
4. ALG incident Moscow

Can you recap? :D

jacobruiz
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:47 PM
4. ALG incident Moscow


What "incident" are you talking about?:confused:


Maria's myth continues to grow.:lol:

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:47 PM
yes.
but axes is the plural of axis.
was not bis reffering to more than one axis?

Some people just need to brush up their English.

Jay Leno
Oct 20th, 2006, 08:55 PM
What "incident" are you talking about?:confused:


Maria's myth continues to grow.:lol:

same as Miami

opponent is crying and she didn't care

Edward.
Oct 20th, 2006, 09:01 PM
same as Miami

opponent is crying and she didn't care

Tati did exactly the same thing recently.

Bet you don't give a shit, right?

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 09:12 PM
same as Miami

opponent is crying and she didn't care

The main theme: Sharapova is scared that by being caring or asking her injured opponent, it will somehow make her lose the match!

jacobruiz
Oct 20th, 2006, 09:16 PM
same as Miami

opponent is crying and she didn't care


I realize that you are just interested in insulting Maria and don't care about the truth but as usual you are wrong.

Maria was very "caring" to Anna and said so after the match as well.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 09:18 PM
I realize that you are just interested in insulting Maria and don't care about the truth but as usual you are wrong.

Maria was very "caring" to Anna and said so after the match as well.

Maria was forced to be in the position she exactly was in Miami. In other words, only show "care" towards the end of the match so that the crowd can be more sympathetic towards her :rolleyes: You don't even see her approaching ALG on the court.

jacobruiz
Oct 20th, 2006, 09:25 PM
Maria was forced to be in the position she exactly was in Miami. In other words, only show "care" towards the end of the match so that the crowd can be more sympathetic towards her :rolleyes: You don't even see her approaching ALG on the court.


Since when do the opponents of players taking injury timeouts have to "approach" them?:confused: If you insist on criticising Maria for not "approaching" her opponent then be prepared to criticise every player for not doing it.

And of course when Maria expresses concern you say it is only to get the crowd's sympathy.:rolleyes:

You don't really care about Lindsay at all, do you, bis. Hating on Maria takes up all your time.

bis2806
Oct 20th, 2006, 09:31 PM
Since when do the opponents of players taking injury timeouts have to "approach" them?:confused: If you insist on criticising Maria for not "approaching" her opponent then be prepared to criticise every player for not doing it.

And of course when Maria expresses concern you say it is only to get the crowd's sympathy.:rolleyes:

You don't really care about Lindsay at all, do you, bis. Hating on Maria takes up all your time.

Not when taking injury timeouts, but rather when the opponent is in obvious pain and crying is when you have to approach her with sympathy - and not after the opponent has officially pulled out :rolleyes:

bellascarlett
Oct 20th, 2006, 10:37 PM
4. ALG incident Moscow
Wow I guess people already resorting to inventing or imagining things. :lol: Maria did nothing wrong in Moscow as is in Miami.

Opponent is crying? Yes she was after she twisted her ankle. Maria didn't care? Maria certainly did not go over to ALG's side of the court to comfort her but she didn't do anything dubious on her side of it either. Moscow didn't have any of the drama of IW. But as I said, Maria did nothing wrong in both tournies.

People are getting desperate now...:lol:

The Daviator
Oct 20th, 2006, 10:50 PM
Alright, you all hate bis, but there's no need to diss Lindsay :o She didn't ask for him to be her fan :lol:

pigam
Oct 20th, 2006, 10:54 PM
Alright, you all hate bis, but there's no need to diss Lindsay :o She didn't ask for him to be her fan :lol:
we know ;) every fanbase has this type of idiot ... sad but true

bellascarlett
Oct 20th, 2006, 11:00 PM
Alright, you all hate bis, but there's no need to diss Lindsay :o She didn't ask for him to be her fan :lol:
no intention to diss lindsay. gosh i actually like lindsay. just presenting facts and dealing with a troll the way he's supposed to be dealt with.

ampers&
Oct 20th, 2006, 11:04 PM
Thus far, she has three main axes of evil:
1. Tati Incident in Miami
2. Banana tactics at the US Open
3. Pretending to not be ready when receiving serve in Zurich, recently today.

This is unbearable and clearly highlights her unsportsmanship like conduct. She needs to be fined by the WTA. But oh wait, Maria is WTA's whore and there's no way Larry would pull his pole out of her life.
How long will your disturbingly obsessive fascination with Sharapova last? I'm not even one of her biggest fans and you irritate me. You make ridiculous assumptions and outlandish accusations and jump on every single piece of negative attention she gets. For you to not like a player so much, you always find yourself in threads and creating threads dedicated to her. :weirdo:

Jeez, don't you have something better to do with you time? How about jacking off or playing World of Warcraft or something? Or how about you focus on Lindsay and what she's doing on court instead of constantly trolling around bashing other players (Sharapova).

Trolls like you make general messages go round. :rolleyes:

jacobruiz
Oct 20th, 2006, 11:05 PM
Alright, you all hate bis, but there's no need to diss Lindsay :o She didn't ask for him to be her fan :lol:


Nah...Lindsay has nothing to do with it.

Mother_Marjorie
Oct 21st, 2006, 12:16 AM
How long will your disturbingly obsessive fascination with Sharapova last? I'm not even one of her biggest fans and you irritate me. You make ridiculous assumptions and outlandish accusations and jump on every single piece of negative attention she gets. For you to not like a player so much, you always find yourself in threads and creating threads dedicated to her. :weirdo:

Jeez, don't you have something better to do with you time? How about jacking off or playing World of Warcraft or something? Or how about you focus on Lindsay and what she's doing on court instead of constantly trolling around bashing other players (Sharapova).

Trolls like you make general messages go round. :rolleyes:

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

The criminally retarded never goes away.