if hollywood made movie about WTA, who should play these players? [Archive]

Slumpsova

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:44 PM

Amelie
Justine
Kim
Maria
Elena D
Lindsay
Nadia
Patty
Nicole
Martina H
Serena
Venus
Martina N

feel free to add the players you want :wavey:

JackFrost

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:47 PM

Daniela Hantuchova = Mischa Barton
Martina Hingis = Nathalie Portman

Bethany

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:50 PM

verne troyer to play justin henrin

Bethany

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:51 PM

joyce hyser to play amelei

Neptune

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:51 PM

Amelie "Tom Cruise" In Mission Impossible,but finally she did it!
Maria "Nemo" where is my dad???
Nicole "The Mask" Change her face on the court.
Serena "Rocky" .

Bethany

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:53 PM

sea biskit to play martina h on close ups

Bethany

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:56 PM

i not know what he name is but he soo funny haha that ppl who play big momma can play serna williams

Bethany

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:56 PM

gail porter play patty

Coffee&TV

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:57 PM

Daniela Hantuchova = Mischa Barton
Martina Hingis = Nathalie Portman

Yeah, Dani kinda remind me of Mischa Barton.

Joshualdo

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:58 PM

sea biskit to play martina h on close ups
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Slumpsova

Sep 3rd, 2006, 12:59 PM

Bethany you destroyed this thread :haha:

Coffee&TV

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:01 PM

^

totally

ceiling_fan

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:01 PM

*deathed* at all Bethany's suggestions... :haha:

man... the name Bethany sounds sweet. But she really ain't..

AceTennisGrrrl

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:05 PM

verne troyer to play justin henrin

:omg: :haha:

I am pissing myself here

CooCooCachoo

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:09 PM

verne troyer to play justin henrin

:spit:

CooCooCachoo

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:10 PM

i not know what he name is but he soo funny haha that ppl who play big momma can play serna williams

You are so mean :lol: And so gone :sad: :tears:

Coffee&TV

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:11 PM

bethany cracks me up today. lol

Andy.

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:37 PM

Jennifer Hawkins (Miss Universe 2004 and Australian TV presenter) as Maria Sharapova

http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5134515,00.jpg

http://www.clubdakota.com.au/email/dakota31iv.jpg

or Keira Kinghtly with a little more weight.

Kim's_fan_4ever

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:39 PM

Daniela Hantuchova = Mischa Barton
Martina Hingis = Nathalie Portman
:worship:

xan

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:40 PM

Justine - Jodie Foster
Kim - Kate Winslet
Maria - Milla Jovovich
Elena D - Nicole Kidman
Lindsay - Beatrice Arthur (Golden girls)
Nadia - Rosie O'Donnell
Patty - Lisa Kudrow
Nicole - Natasha Henstridge
Martina H - Chucky
Serena - Whoopi Goldberg
Venus - Whitney Houston
Martina N - Estelle Getty (Golden girls gran)
Amelie - Gerard Depardieu

Ems__

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:41 PM

sea biskit to play martina h on close ups

Oh.my.god.
:spit:
:haha:

We soo need one of these...please don't ban this troll! This one's actually funny!

Renaissance

Sep 3rd, 2006, 01:59 PM

Mauresmo Hillary Swank

BUBI

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:06 PM

Martina N - Estelle Getty (Golden girls gran)
Amelie - Gerard Depardieu
:haha::haha:

Slumpsova

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:06 PM

Nicole - Lindsay Lohan

Mark for Martina

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:09 PM

Yes.. Hingis -> Natalie Portman... (the only match)

Staticbeef

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:16 PM

Sana Lathan-Serena
Brandy-Venus

Coffee&TV

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:23 PM

maria s. - charlize theron
kim c. - christina ricci
dani h. - mischa barton

x Chu x

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:26 PM

momo - heath ledger

x Chu x

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:31 PM

OMG - u just ruined a really good sex fantasy i was having about heath ledger :mad:

hahah im sorry...i definately insulted heath ledger

x Chu x

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:32 PM

well the obvious
Kim - princess fiona like it's been said a million times before

Andy.

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:33 PM

maria s. - charlize theron
Good choise

iced gem

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:33 PM

Maria - Lindsay Lohan (I agree that LL could be Nicole as well! - Maybe she could play both of them a la Parent Trap style! :lol: )

Kim - Jennifer Garner or Cameron Diaz - I'm not sure which

x Chu x

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:34 PM

Good choise

:worship:
charlize theron

Lindsay Lohan, stop insulting masha with this lame acting talent and fakeness

Doc

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:35 PM

Coffee&TV

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:38 PM

kim - cameron diaz or princess fiona j/k

fufuqifuqishahah

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:52 PM

this is impossible.

the only good ones so far are...
daniela hantuchova - mischa barton
venus williams - whitney houston
justine henin-hardenne - jodie foster
maria sharapova - milla jovovich

dreamgoddess099

Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:55 PM

You guys really need to learn more black actresses because Whoopi and Serena look nothing alike, not to mention Whoopi is damn near 60. Anyway, here's what I got:

For the part of Serena Williams I say Lisa Gay-Hamilton(she's not Serena's age either, but she looks young enough to pull off the role.)

http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/4952/lisag7mj5.jpghttp://img385.imageshack.us/img385/3967/skyhighsmbserenawilliamsmd3.jpg

For the role of Venus Williams I say Kim Wayans( she's not Venus's age either and their faces don't match exactly, but their body types do as Kim is about the same height as Venus.)

http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/3023477155

ASerenusFan

Sep 3rd, 2006, 03:37 PM

sea biskit to play martina h on close ups
:lol: shouldn't even be funny, but there do seem to be a fair few wta players wo resemble horses

dutchsf

Sep 3rd, 2006, 03:40 PM

Billy jean king could be played by lady elton john

dutchsf

Sep 3rd, 2006, 03:48 PM

paris hilton could play pam Shriver with her size 11 kipper feet
Nicole Ritchie could play Justine Henin, tits-size
Niole kidman with curls could play PAtty Schnyder, hairwise
Star Reynolds could play Serena Williams, figure-wise
Venus Williams could just be played by Richard Williams, everything
Lindsay Davenport by Rosie O'donnel, figure-wise

MrSerenaWilliams

Sep 3rd, 2006, 03:50 PM

I like Sanaa Lathan for Serena. She has more of a Vivica Foxx/Angela Basset build though.

anlavalle

Sep 3rd, 2006, 04:32 PM

after all the funny and lame proposals in here, these are mine

Amelie - hillary swank
Justine - rachel mcadams
Kim - amy smart (but you can do a cartoon also with fionna of shrek)
Maria - jessica biel
Elena D - rachel nichols
Lindsay - ?
Nadia - ?
Patty - anne hathaway
Nicole - dominique swain
Martina H - natalie portman
Serena - beyonce
Venus - vivica fox
Martina N - ?