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BK4ever
Sep 2nd, 2006, 05:21 AM
So Rocketta and I went to the open today...it was freezing and I had the nerve to think I was being cute wearing a sun dress...well let me tell you, I froze my tits off..not cute.

Lets get to the tennis..very emotional roller coaster day for me. Sadness and Happiness all rolled into one...thank god for alcohol.

Nicole vs. Jelena
As you can tell from my signature, I LOVE NICOLE :sad: She was horrid, she got so mad because she got broken and from then on could barely keep the ball in play. Jelena was great though, she is really talented, its a shame she can't play like that all the time. Jelena served really well and was very aggressive off her BH. That shot is just "sweet". Nicole is going to come good once she stops being afraid to lose. For the sake of my nerves I hope its soon. Have to mention Jelena's momma...by the looks of her, I fully understand why Jelena wore a caberet outfit to a bar in NYC. As for Jelena, she wears so much makeup that she can barely touch her face when she gets her towel..she really cakes on the face powder. Love her anyway, her dress is really cute...and yes the goodies were still hanging out ;)

Shahar vs. "Popeye"
Thank god Shahar took that beast down. I'm sorry to the Fran fans, but I had to put her on my hate list after she called Serena Brutus. That was totally rude. This match was ridiculous with drama and loud screaming fans to add to the furor. We were quite obnoxious with our loud cheers for Shahar. From the start, they both played this match like they were on clay (not happy about this from Shahar). Fran has a sweet low slice that kept shahar off balance and didnt allow her to hit winners freely. After some really long games, Shahar pulled off the first set. At 2 all in the second, my crew had to leave to go cheer Masha and Aravane on ( I love both) and I returned in the third set. Shahar took it to Fran and stole victory from her grasp with aggressive and fearless play (like she was stealing her fried chicken LMAO). Its not that Fran was bad its just that Shahar went for the first strike every time. After Shahar pulled it to 5 all the crowd was rocking, it was so loud you could barely hear. Fran was pumped up when she held for 6-5 and some folks in the crowd starting cheering for her because they felt sad for her.

Well, the Shahar cheering section (including my loud ass screeming Kadima in a very bad accent) took it to another level and started going crazy after every point that Shahar won. When Shahar finally took the victory, she looked at her entourage and pounded her chest and we all screamed...Shahar you have the heart of a champion soldier :bounce: US Open officials must have known that after such a MAGNIFICENT comeback that Shahar would be mobbed that they sent 3 security guards to pick her up. Shahar was over the moon, she stayed and signed autographs for almost 15 mins. I LOVE this girl :hearts: BTW...Shahars skin is starting to clear up ;)


Patty vs. Bartoli
Patty was just :yawn: in the first. She looked worse than me. Her shots were either in the net or long. Thank god she looked cute in her outfit or she might have gotten booed ;) What can I say about Marion? First lets talk about her outfit...its too tight. Every other second she is pulling the skirt down. At one point I yelled to her that if she needed to pull it down every minute then maybe it wasnt the right fit (its the rude New Yorker in me...sorry) She looked like a stuffed sausage and then she had the nerve to have panties under it. Hello, has she heard of thongs or boyshorts. Now onto her game...she had awesome groundies and even that weird stance she has on her serve doesnt deter from the variety and power she gets on her serve. She was outhitting Patty and outsmarting her. She knows how to use the angles and she owns a beautiful angled FH shot. Does anyone know if she still has weirdo Daddy travelling with her. Her and Birnerova have two creepy papas.

Aravane vs. Maria
As some of you may have seen, Aravane was a MAGNIFIQUE!!! In the first set Maria would not change her game plan even though she was getting slaughtered. Its not so much that she got overpowered but that she wasnt playing good defense and was leaving the ball right in Aravane's strike zone. In the second set she tried to come to net and use the drop shot to take advantage of Aravane's limited movement but she could never do it consistently. I blame Thomas for not scouting Aravane properly and arming Maria with a solid game plan. As for Aravane, good things are going to happen for her if she keeps working hard. As I said before she needs to lay off the croissants and get herself a fitness coach. She was hitting so many awesome winners that the crowd was gasping and begging for info about her. I think most people wanted Masha to win because they thought she was cute...even some of the older men around us were talking about how cute Masha's outfit was :)

The End...Folks who have doubt about Aravane Rezai...lay them to rest and welcome to the band wagon :D

mishar
Sep 2nd, 2006, 05:32 AM
Great report! Thanks.

Cris Senior
Sep 2nd, 2006, 05:46 AM
Weird report .Although the Peer match started earlier , it practically ran concurrently with the Rezai-Kiri one. So how can you present a full report on both matches? I tried to follow both and found it almost impossible especially because of the seat availability and visibility situation. Somehow your report is accurate though, including the Golovin one.
And what is this about "some of the older men around us" ? How old are you? Are you a girl or a woman or a guy?

Experimentee
Sep 2nd, 2006, 05:48 AM
Great report! Funny to hear about your rude comments :lol:

BK4ever
Sep 2nd, 2006, 05:54 AM
Weird report .Although the Peer match started earlier , it practically run concurrently with the Rezai-Kiri one. So how can you present a full report on both matches? I tried to follow both and found it almost impossible especially because of the seat availability and visibility situation. Somehow your report is accurate though, including the Golovin one.
And what is this about "some of the older men around us" ? How old are you? Are you a girl or a woman or a guy?

As I said in my report, I left Shahar to go and see Aravane and came back to Shahar after. As for availability of seats...I have lots of tricks up my sleeve ;) and I'm willing to climb where ever I can in order to see.

Golovin????

I'm all woman and I'm young enough to call an old man an old man ;)

Wayn77
Sep 2nd, 2006, 06:04 AM
Great Report.

Can the enigma that is Patty Schynder turn it around? We shall see (rain permitting).

urklerlay
Sep 2nd, 2006, 06:58 AM
Awesome report from a New Yorker! Hope you attend another session soon!

Cris Senior
Sep 2nd, 2006, 07:07 AM
As I said in my report, I left Shahar to go and see Aravane and came back to Shahar after. As for availability of seats...I have lots of tricks up my sleeve ;) and I'm willing to climb where ever I can in order to see.

Golovin????

I'm all woman and I'm young enough to call an old man an old man ;)
Comment:
Uhm, good to know you are "all woman" ,as long as that doesn't mean you only go for other woman. I hope not.
Also do you mind sharing some of your tricks to get those seats under crowds conditions?
Sorry about "Golovin" , I meant Bartoli, I always confuse those two. They have similar games and are equally ugly. Patty was playing as if Rainer gave her a bad night, I had a date , drizzle started falling so I ran out fast
So was it rained out?
You write very well, it flows very naturally, with your own unique style, full of irony and humor. You should do it more often. I'll launch a campaign to have you replace that bozo Joe Wertheim at SI, anytime.

jbeacinu
Sep 2nd, 2006, 07:19 AM
Thanks...how I really wanted to see Davenport play :(

WhatTheDeuce
Sep 2nd, 2006, 07:25 AM
Thanks for the report. :)

Allez Aravane!

Meteor Shower
Sep 2nd, 2006, 09:04 AM
Thanks! :worship:
Shahar :D
Patty :o

BK4ever
Sep 2nd, 2006, 02:49 PM
Comment:
Uhm, good to know you are "all woman" ,as long as that doesn't mean you only go for other woman. I hope not.
Also do you mind sharing some of your tricks to get those seats under crowds conditions?
Sorry about "Golovin" , I meant Bartoli, I always confuse those two. They have similar games and are equally ugly. Patty was playing as if Rainer gave her a bad night, I had a date , drizzle started falling so I ran out fast
So was it rained out?
You write very well, it flows very naturally, with your own unique style, full of irony and humor. You should do it more often. I'll launch a campaign to have you replace that bozo Joe Wertheim at SI, anytime.

lmao...no I'm not a lesbian but if I was I would say it proudly. Do you have something against lesbians. I hope not.

As for my tricks, a woman never tells her secrets ;) Plus if I did, then everyone would know and my "tricks" wouldnt work anymore.

Thanks for the compliment. I love writing especially if its about my two great loves: Tennis and Travelling :D

CooCooCachoo
Sep 2nd, 2006, 02:55 PM
Thanks for the report :yeah:

Welcome to a new Aravane fan :yeah: It's great to see she is gaining so many fans with her stellar play.

Aravane is also a lovely girl, by the way ;) Adorable :hearts: (See my av :p)

TheAllan
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:09 PM
Love your reporting style, keep it up.

What can I say about Marion? First lets talk about her outfit...its too tight.
There's no such thing as "too tight" as far as Marion is concerned. She looked incredibly hot on tv with all those curves. :hearts:

Lenafan
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:16 PM
Thank you very much for your awesome and witty report. I love New Yorkers. Based on what you saw do you think Bartoli will end up beating Schnyder? I have grounds passes tommorow so maybe you want to share some secrets? ;)

Rocketta
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:16 PM
Great report! Funny to hear about your rude comments :lol:

and luckily in consideration for my southern ears she kept her New Yorker rude comments to the bare necessities. :lol:

BK4ever
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:41 PM
and luckily in consideration for my southern ears she kept her New Yorker rude comments to the bare necessities. :lol:

Actually she was cramping my style bigtime. There were alot of folks yesterday that needed to be cussed out :D

Rocketta
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:44 PM
Actually she was cramping my style bigtime. There were alot of folks yesterday that needed to be cussed out :D

:lol:

I saw that look in your eyes and was like "Please NO! " :eek:

;) :lol:

btw, very weird talking through this board all the while being in the same room! :cuckoo: :p

!<blocparty>!
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:49 PM
At one point I yelled to her that if she needed to pull it down every minute then maybe it wasnt the right fit (its the rude New Yorker in me...sorry)

:help::o

fufuqifuqishahah
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:56 PM
u b CRAAAAZAAAAY

thanks for the report. u keep it interestting.

~Kiera~
Sep 2nd, 2006, 03:59 PM
Love her anyway, her dress is really cute...and yes the goodies were still hanging out ;)

Had to laugh at the way the camera zoomed out when she bent over to pack her bag :lol:

:inlove:
Sep 2nd, 2006, 04:21 PM
Thanks for the report :yeah:

Welcome to a new Aravane fan :yeah: It's great to see she is gaining so many fans with her stellar play.

Aravane is also a lovely girl, by the way ;) Adorable :hearts: (See my av :p)

:worship: :worship: Everything above is completely true. :yeah:

BK4ever
Sep 2nd, 2006, 05:59 PM
Love your reporting style, keep it up.


There's no such thing as "too tight" as far as Marion is concerned. She looked incredibly hot on tv with all those curves. :hearts:


Tight is cute but if it keeps riding up every other minute then you need to go to the next size up. You just have to know how to do it the right way :)

DevilishAttitude
Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:08 PM
:rolleyes: Fran only called Serena popeye cos she was facing the strong big enemy. She wasn't being nasty.

It's not her fault that Serena's fat ass couldn't take it :rolleyes:

dreamgoddess099
Sep 3rd, 2006, 02:47 PM
:rolleyes: Fran only called Serena popeye cos she was facing the strong big enemy. She wasn't being nasty.

It's not her fault that Serena's fat ass couldn't take it :rolleyes:
Well considering that Serena's beaten her 3 of the 4 times they've met, I'd say Serena's fat ass takes it just fine.

Rocketta
Sep 4th, 2006, 05:53 AM
:rolleyes: Fran only called Serena popeye cos she was facing the strong big enemy. She wasn't being nasty.

It's not her fault that Serena's fat ass couldn't take it :rolleyes:

Fran called herself Popeye....talk about Narcissism. :o

She called Serena "Brutus".... so she basically viewed herself as sometype of hero facing the big bad evil Serena. :yawn: