View Full Version : No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really!

Aug 24th, 2006, 08:22 PM
Wed Aug 23, 4:12 PM ET

CHICAGO - Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

Helen Lawson
Aug 24th, 2006, 08:32 PM
Who takes a penis pump on a vacation with your mother?

Aug 24th, 2006, 08:35 PM
Who takes a penis pump on a vacation with your mother?

:confused: :confused:

Aug 24th, 2006, 08:56 PM

what an asshole, im sure his mom knows now and hes facing jailtime
all because of a penis pump :lol:

Aug 24th, 2006, 09:03 PM
:lol: What a dumbass. There are all kinds of people in this world.

Aug 24th, 2006, 09:47 PM
:spit: :haha:

Aug 24th, 2006, 10:56 PM
Who takes a penis pump on a vacation with your mother?

That's what I was wondering...

Aug 24th, 2006, 10:58 PM
What a smart person!

Aug 24th, 2006, 11:00 PM
What a smart person!

500 posts...you've only been here for a week...

Aug 24th, 2006, 11:05 PM
:lol: :lol:

WOWWWWWWW!!!! That's the second guy in two weeks who is going to jail because of a penis pump.

:lol: :lol:

Both guys need to get nominated for Darwin Awards.

Aug 24th, 2006, 11:34 PM
Who takes a penis pump on a vacation with your mother?
Hmmmm. Interesting. I was thinking, "Who doesn't?"

Aug 24th, 2006, 11:36 PM
It Just Looks Like a Penis Pump Mom
By Associated Press

1 hour ago

CHICAGO - A Cook County judge has decided there is enough evidence to prosecute a man who says an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he said that a sexual device in his backpack was actually a bomb.

Mardin Amin claims he actually told the guard the small, black object was a "pump" _ as in a penis pump.

Amin's attorney said her client was embarrassed to explain the object in front of his mother, who was traveling with him, so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.

"His mother is standing there so, under his breath, he says, 'It's a pump. Put it away. Put it away,'" O'Neill-Burke told The Associated Press on Thursday. The guard asked him again and he repeated that the object was a pump, the attorney said.

O'Neill-Burke added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office and showed it to her. She said she recently learned that Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing the sounds "p" and "b."

However, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward after the female security guard testified that she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb on Aug. 16 at O'Hare International Airport.

Amin, 29, of Skokie, is charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted. He was released on $75,000 bond and is due back in court Sept. 13. O'Neill-Burke said he will plead not guilty then.

Amin told the Chicago Sun-Times after the hearing that security officials did not give him a chance to explain the misunderstanding, that he would never use the word "bomb" while going through a security checkpoint, and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own.

"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

Somehow I believe they misheard the dude . :help:

Aug 24th, 2006, 11:58 PM
Maybe he said, "Dude, I'm with my MOM!" ... not bomb. :lol:

Aug 25th, 2006, 12:48 AM
I guess if he used it too much, it could have caused an explosion :tape: :bolt:

Aug 25th, 2006, 02:16 AM
:spit: :haha: :haha:

This is the funniest and saddest story I've read in over the last month.

Lemme see if I can visualize this...

Female Security: Sir, could you please tell me what that is?
Mardin Amin: *proudly whispers in thick accent* "..."is bumb," while eyeing his mom to make sure she didn't hear.
Female Security: "I'm sorry sir...what...did...you...say?"
Mardin Amin: *now a bit miffed* "...is bumb, bumb...bumb! :lol:

I also believe that the security guard misunderstood him. Or maybe she actually understood him and was extremely put off by the revelation. Women can be funny that way. :lol:
Either way, I can't believe anyone would be dumb enough to say the word ‘bomb’ in an American airport. Mother or no mother. :crazy: