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Volcana
Aug 24th, 2006, 05:38 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14467313/site/newsweek/

Axis of Eviler

Seeking a tough response to new provocations, the U.S. President calls Iranian President Ahmadinejad an ‘Evilerdoer.’

By Andy Borowitz
Special to Newsweek
Updated: 12:45 a.m. ET Aug 22, 2006

Aug. 22, 2006 - Furious at Iran's decision to test-fire surface-to-surface missiles and push forward with its nuclear program, President George W. Bush today named the country to a newly formed Axis of Eviler.

The president said that he had invented the new Axis specifically for Iran because “the word ‘evil’ does not describe just how evil these folks really are.”

Bush singled out Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for special condemnation, calling the provocative head of state an “evilerdoer.”

The president said that at first he was not sure whether “eviler” or “evilerdoer” were actually words, “but then I checked with [Secretary of Defense] Don Rumsfeld who assured me that they were.”

While the promotion of Iran from Axis of Evil to Axis of Eviler drew no initial response from President Ahmadinejad, it sparked an angry reaction from North Korean President Kim Jong-Il, who said today, “North Korea will not sit idly by and allow another nation to be called eviler than it.”

President Kim said that his country would double the number of missile tests it conducts and ramp up its uranium enrichment program in the hopes of being named to what he called the “Axis of Evilest.”

In Washington, reporters asked Bush if he had unintentionally ignited a competition between Iran and North Korea to see which nation could do eviler things.

Bush responded, “Mission accomplished.”

Ferosh
Aug 24th, 2006, 05:55 AM
I can't wait until January 2009.

darrinbaker00
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:12 AM
I can't wait until January 2009.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 12:00 PM EST, to be precise..... ;)

tennisbum79
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:25 AM
I am beginning to believe that Bush has lost all rational perspective in this conflict. He seems to only understand the use of force.


Having confessed his disdain for nuance, Americans should expect more of the same for the rest of his tenure

Volcana
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:40 AM
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 12:00 PM EST, to be precise..... ;)The last two national elections were stolen. What makes you think this one will be clean? Get ready for 'more of same'.

njnetswill
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:48 AM
As much as I dislike Bush, the Iranian president should drop dead.

Crazy Canuck
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:53 AM
Hee hee :D

RVD
Aug 24th, 2006, 07:43 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14467313/site/newsweek/Volcana, you're so bad. :haha:

Am I the only one who gets this?
Maybe everyone should read the article again. Or better yet, follow the link. :lol: :devil:

Kirt12255
Aug 24th, 2006, 07:49 AM
Hee hee :D

Hee-Hee from a sensible lady that supports 10 year old sexuality. I thought better of you...Always have...always will:rolleyes:

Rtael
Aug 24th, 2006, 07:57 AM
LoL...I was gonna say...not even Bush...

Kirt12255
Aug 24th, 2006, 07:57 AM
Volcana, you're so bad. :haha:

Am I the only one who gets this?
Maybe everyone should read the article again. Or better yet, follow the link. :lol: :devil:

As soon as peeps hear "weapons programme" and the "US"...peeps throw up the blinkers.

You make a valid point and the supporters of this "Bush scare tactic" fold.:rolleyes:

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samsung101
Aug 24th, 2006, 04:31 PM
Yawn.

Iran is good.
Bush is bad.
Iran is killing student protesters.
Bush is bad.
Iran is building up an alliance with North Korea,
Syria, and Hamas and Hezbollah, and Venezuelas
Chaves.
Bush is dumb.
Irans leader has publicly stated on multiple occassions,
the Holocaust is exaggerated if it ever happened, Israel
is wrong and evil, Israel should be removed from the Middle
East by any means possible ( I assume the human beings
there too), genocide is okay, and Sharia law will and should
be all over Europe, Middle East and eventually the USA.

Iran is playing the stall, delay, cooperate, don't cooperate,
stall, delay game with the UN in order to keep building up the
nuclear plans it has and wants, and the UN goes along w/it.

Bush is bad.
Bush is silly.
Bush is wrong.

OK, I get it now.

Iran wants to be out pal. Really, Albright said so. UN says so.
Clinton thought so. It's all a figment I guess.

Just easier to presume Bush is the dummy, the wrong one, and
the man who doesn't see Iran for what it is, and aims to be.
Good logic.

Alrighty.

-Ph51-
Aug 24th, 2006, 05:03 PM
Yawn.

Iran is good.
Bush is bad.
Iran is killing student protesters.
Bush is bad.
Iran is building up an alliance with North Korea,
Syria, and Hamas and Hezbollah, and Venezuelas
Chaves.
Bush is dumb.
Irans leader has publicly stated on multiple occassions,
the Holocaust is exaggerated if it ever happened, Israel
is wrong and evil, Israel should be removed from the Middle
East by any means possible ( I assume the human beings
there too), genocide is okay, and Sharia law will and should
be all over Europe, Middle East and eventually the USA.

Iran is playing the stall, delay, cooperate, don't cooperate,
stall, delay game with the UN in order to keep building up the
nuclear plans it has and wants, and the UN goes along w/it.

Bush is bad.
Bush is silly.
Bush is wrong.

OK, I get it now.

Iran wants to be out pal. Really, Albright said so. UN says so.
Clinton thought so. It's all a figment I guess.

Just easier to presume Bush is the dummy, the wrong one, and
the man who doesn't see Iran for what it is, and aims to be.
Good logic.

Alrighty.
Is your name Bush or what? :lol: :bolt:

firehorse
Aug 24th, 2006, 05:03 PM
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 12:00 PM EST, to be precise..... ;)

Oh..Lord...thats long? hm..I still have time for my pedicure and manicure....:lol:

griffin
Aug 24th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Is your name Bush or what? :lol: :bolt:

dunno.

Think Bush would have followed the link? Or asked a minion to check it out for him?

Or ask for a report on the link but just refuse to acknowledge any findings that don't support his pre-determined course of action? (like plagarizing right-wing blogs)

darrinbaker00
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:14 PM
Volcana, you're so bad. :haha:

Am I the only one who gets this?
Maybe everyone should read the article again. Or better yet, follow the link. :lol: :devil:
I fell for it until I read the Kim Jong-Il quote; then I followed the link. Given President Bush's penchant for butchering the English language (if I hear him say "nu-cu-lar" one more time..... :armed: ), it's not implausible for him to say "eviler" in public.

samsung101
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:22 PM
Impeach Bush.
Bush is evil.
Bush is dumb.

Got it.
Repeat it three times.
Click your heels.
Close your eyes.
Pout too.
That adds a lot of effect.

Iran is a nice place.
Leader of Iran is a nice man.
They want peace.
They mean no harm to
anyone at any time.
He promises.
Mike Wallace told me so.

SelesFan70
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:31 PM
The last two national elections were stolen. What makes you think this one will be clean? Get ready for 'more of same'.

:rolleyes:

Another fake article by someone living in a pretend world. :help:

SelesFan70
Aug 24th, 2006, 06:34 PM
Yawn.

Iran is good.
Bush is bad.
Iran is killing student protesters.
Bush is bad.
Iran is building up an alliance with North Korea,
Syria, and Hamas and Hezbollah, and Venezuelas
Chaves.
Bush is dumb.
Irans leader has publicly stated on multiple occassions,
the Holocaust is exaggerated if it ever happened, Israel
is wrong and evil, Israel should be removed from the Middle
East by any means possible ( I assume the human beings
there too), genocide is okay, and Sharia law will and should
be all over Europe, Middle East and eventually the USA.

Iran is playing the stall, delay, cooperate, don't cooperate,
stall, delay game with the UN in order to keep building up the
nuclear plans it has and wants, and the UN goes along w/it.

Bush is bad.
Bush is silly.
Bush is wrong.

OK, I get it now.

Iran wants to be out pal. Really, Albright said so. UN says so.
Clinton thought so. It's all a figment I guess.

Just easier to presume Bush is the dummy, the wrong one, and
the man who doesn't see Iran for what it is, and aims to be.
Good logic.

Alrighty.

Notice when Volcana joined the board? ;)

Volcana
Aug 24th, 2006, 08:50 PM
Notice when Volcana joined the board? ;)Dang. Even I hadn't noticed that.

Volcana
Aug 24th, 2006, 08:52 PM
Volcana, you're so bad. :haha:

Am I the only one who gets this?
Maybe everyone should read the article again. Or better yet, follow the link. :lol: :devil:That would be asking a bit of samsung.

SelesFan70
Aug 25th, 2006, 03:10 AM
Dang. Even I hadn't noticed that.

Did you join after or before you rode your bicycle down to where the towers once stood? :)

RVD
Aug 25th, 2006, 03:39 AM
Impeach Bush.
Bush is evil.
Bush is dumb.

Got it.
Repeat it three times.
Click your heels.
Close your eyes.
Pout too.
That adds a lot of effect.

Iran is a nice place.
Leader of Iran is a nice man.
They want peace.
They mean no harm to
anyone at any time.
He promises.
Mike Wallace told me so.Samsung, reading your posts is like enduring a written form of Língchí. :lol:
Please, please, please consider employing the use of standardized syntax. :wavey:

SelesFan70
Aug 25th, 2006, 03:42 AM
Samsung, reading your posts is like enduring a written form of Língchí. :lol:
Please, please, please consider employing the use of standardized syntax. :wavey:

Samsung has officially replaced me as the most voracious economic conservative on here. :sad:

Samsung... :worship:

RVD
Aug 25th, 2006, 03:50 AM
Samsung has officially replaced me as the most voracious economic conservative on here. :sad:

Samsung... :worship:...which is no small feat. But don't you mean voracious 'clueless' conservative? :lol: :p

SelesFan70
Aug 25th, 2006, 03:56 AM
...which is no small feat. But don't you mean voracious 'clueless' conservative? :lol: :p

I don't think we're clueless. We're just right. ;)

:ras:

RVD
Aug 25th, 2006, 04:04 AM
I don't think we're clueless. We're just right. ;)

:ras:I'm sorry, but did you mean Reich? :lol:
As in, the Far Reich Conservative Party? :hehehe: ;)

Volcana
Aug 25th, 2006, 05:42 AM
Did you join after or before you rode your bicycle down to where the towers once stood? :)Well, considering I was in Jersey City, across the river, when the planes struck the tower, and after, between the air quality and the debris in the street, riding a bike down to the Trade Center site was pretty much impossible, I'd say you have once more demostrated your usual cluelessness.

Of course, it is true I rode a bike down to the towers the day the Trade Center was bombed. With a van full of explosives in the parking garage. In 1993. Didn't you hear about that?

Crazy Canuck
Aug 25th, 2006, 05:49 AM
Hee-Hee from a sensible lady that supports 10 year old sexuality. I thought better of you...Always have...always will:rolleyes:
Wtf?