View Full Version : Did anybody watch the William Shatner roast on Comedy Central last night?

Aug 21st, 2006, 06:01 PM
I almost died at some of the comments on stage...Betty White and Lisa Lampanelli were hilarious.

Betty White: Farrah Fawcett, you've always been an inspiration to me...I'm in my 80s. And that was the last decade you mattered.

Betty White: But William, you look great though...you know they make 1% milk now, right?

Betty White: I'm not ashamed to admit I once had sex with William. You should've seen him. Grunting and sweating and wheezing...finally, I said, "Bill, you better hurry up and finish. In two minutes they're gonna call the roast."

Lisa Lampanelli: Betty White is so old that in the first game show she ever appeared on, the grand prize was fire.

Lisa Lampanelli: George Takei is here as well. Being gay and japanese isn't so bad. You can bow to say hello and get slammed in the ass at the exact same time.

Aug 21st, 2006, 06:16 PM
It was pretty funny overall, but Farrah... :help: .

Lisa is ALWAYS funny!

"Andy Dick is so gay he thinks Margaret Cho is funny!" :lol:

Aug 21st, 2006, 06:23 PM
i forgot to tape it :bigcry:
when will it be on again?

Aug 21st, 2006, 06:26 PM
I couldn't believe how crass it was. . . LOL! The overall theme of the show focused more on that gay guy from Star Trek than anything else.

Aug 21st, 2006, 06:31 PM
i forgot to tape it :bigcry:
when will it be on again?

I'm sure they'll show it over and over again. :tape:

Aug 21st, 2006, 06:36 PM
O my god it was funny! lol last year on Pamela Anderson's roast I missed the first one because I was on a flight to Florida but I saw it in florida a couple days later...Late at night..So I am sure there will be another run

Aug 21st, 2006, 07:06 PM
"Speaking of Shatner, Betty White just shat'ner pants."

Aug 21st, 2006, 07:56 PM
"Speaking of Shatner, Betty White just shat'ner pants."


Betty is a lot spry-er looking that Bea Author appeared during Pamela Anderson's roast last year. :o

Aug 21st, 2006, 08:57 PM
Or how about the guy who said he has a bet going, pulled out a brown paper bag and said lets see you act your way out of it. Or "Betty White, Farrah Faucett, and Nichell Williams". Alex, I'll take women who I would have jacked off to 30 years ago. lol. Some parts were laugh out loud hilarious, some were crude, but over all very funny. Or who made the line that Jack-o-laterns have a longer shelf life in the fall than Jason Alexanders television series.

Martian KC
Aug 22nd, 2006, 03:17 PM
Lisa always brings it. I bow to her.

But Betty surprised the hell out of me.:worship:

Aug 23rd, 2006, 03:14 AM
Lisa Lampanelli does not hold back:

"I see Uhura is here, or as she was lovingly called on the Starship Enterprise....... Mammy."

"There's nothing wrong with excessive booze and drugs. Isn't that right Courtney Love? Oh, that's Farrah Fawcett."


Aug 23rd, 2006, 03:56 AM
When the collection of washed up, b-list, has-been celebrities that was assembled on that stage looks at you, as they did Farrah Fawcett, and feels sorry for you, it's time to throw in the towel. Fuck. I can imagine Mel Gibson watching her at home and saying to himself, "Farrah, for the love of god, don't make an ass out of yourself."

Aug 23rd, 2006, 05:23 PM
I'd bet Henny Youngman could deliver a joke better than Farrah did at Shatner's roast, and he's been dead for over eight years! She looked more lost than David Duke in the middle of Harlem. Andy Dick licked her face and ended up in detox later!