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Bacardi
Aug 20th, 2006, 04:33 PM
Brandon Davis says Lindsay Lohan has a "Fire Crotch" and "Fire Pussy". Apparently if you watch this hilarious video of Brandon Davis with Paris Hilton he says "Lindsay Lohan is worth about 7 million which makes her poor, she lives in a motel in New York". Then he says "Lindsay has a fire pussy, it has red pubic hair, and her vagina shoots out freckles and her clitoris is 7 feet long.
He said he only said that cuz he's addicted to coke and alcohol. But I never said such nutty stuff when I was on drugs far worse than he. You know what I really do wonder thou, Brandon does drugs, Nicole in the past admitted she done drugs.. I think somewhere along the line, Paris is sniffin up too. :tape:

But watch. :haha: :lol: :rolls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoIuBfsEujI

I thought Paris and Lindsay were friends? :scratch:

I guess accordin to Brandon we're all poor. Cuz being worth 7 Million is really Poor and disgusting. Talk about an arrogant prick!

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 04:46 PM
do you know where i can download the entire video? it like 20-30 minutes of this dude insult LL !!! a must see is what i heard.

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 05:51 PM
Worthless one-brain celled Amoeba's like him and his whore friend should be sent to labour camps for threee years hard graft

They would not last a month

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Worthless one-brain celled Amoeba's like him and his whore friend should be sent to labour camps for threee years hard graft

They would not last a month
:lol: :lol: :lol: u r a nutjob :haha:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:02 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: u r a nutjob :haha:
Thanks, I have been called worse :)

IT is true what worthless creatures you americans seem to harbour :rolleyes:

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:22 PM
Thanks, I have been called worse :)

IT is true what worthless creatures you americans seem to harbour :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol: :lol: seriously you are cranking me up over here. you should do your own podcast and put it on youtube. :haha: :lol: could call it "ask an idiot"... :lol: :lol:
that shit would be hotness. people would write in and you would answer their questions. :lol: :lol:

!<blocparty>!
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:27 PM
Bacardi.... this is like, months old. :o:tape::p

Funny vid, nonetheless. He's since been into rehab for coke, or something.

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:36 PM
Bacardi.... this is like, months old. :o:tape::p

Funny vid, nonetheless. He's since been into rehab for coke, or something.
the best part is that the photographers are laughing too.

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:42 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: seriously you are cranking me up over here. you should do your own podcast and put it on youtube. :haha: :lol: could call it "ask an idiot"... :lol: :lol:
that shit would be hotness. people would write in and you would answer their questions. :lol: :lol:

Are you basing that on that one post, or a collection of posts - i can guarantee i have probally said a lot, lot worse :tape:

kiwifan
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:44 PM
Thanks, I have been called worse :)

IT is true what worthless creatures you americans seem to harbour :rolleyes:

That's cute considering Paris has actually been hanging out and partying with Greek spoiled brats the last 2 years. :devil:

Seems that Greeks can be pretty tolerant towards the rich and useless too.

For that matter, every Euro Nation with a royal family doesn't have many stones to throw in this case. :lol: :tape: :tape: :tape:

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By the way great video, that's my hood their stumbling around in. :lol:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:46 PM
That's cute considering Paris has actually been hanging out and partying with Greek spoiled brats the last 2 years. :devil:

Seems that Greeks can be pretty tolerant towards the rich and useless too.


Oh so this is thrown onto a personal attack on me now? I only lived in Greece, it is not my fault our country has many rich shipping magnates which is more that I could say about NZ. What do you have apart from a fat ugly little bird?

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:46 PM
That's cute considering Paris has actually been hanging out and partying with Greek spoiled brats the last 2 years. :devil:

Seems that Greeks can be pretty tolerant towards the rich and useless too.

For that matter, every Euro Nation with a royal family doesn't have many stones to throw in this case. :lol: :tape: :tape: :tape:
thats why the boy is a nutter!!

kiwifan
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:49 PM
Oh so this is thrown onto a personal attack on me now? I only lived in Greece, it is not my fault our country has many rich shipping magnates which is more that I could say about NZ. What do you have apart from a fat ugly little bird?

How's pointing out a fact about the shared culture of useless young rich trash a personal attack :scratch:...

...unless of course you meant that mention of Americans as a personal attack ;)

If you think you see an enemy, that enemy is yourself. :p

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:53 PM
How's pointing out a fact about the shared culture of useless young rich trash a personal attack :scratch:...

...unless of course you meant that mention of Americans as a personal attack ;)

If you think you see an enemy, that enemy is yourself. :p

My point is America has 303834084 of them, we only have a select few which does not reflect the Greek life, but it does reflect the rich,spoilt,worthless,dope and alcohol pumped American dickcheese's(or is it dickcheese)

kiwifan
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:55 PM
Oh so this is thrown onto a personal attack on me now? I only lived in Greece, it is not my fault our country has many rich shipping magnates which is more that I could say about NZ. What do you have apart from a fat ugly little bird?

Oh just about every 14 year old rugby player in New Zealand can kick the shit out of every uzo swilling, "young boy educating" Greek. There are theories that the Ancient Greeks who actually had something going on for themselves (in both education and sport) don't even share the same DNA with your current populace. :devil:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:56 PM
Oh just about every 14 year old rugby player in New Zealand can kick the shit out of every uzo swilling, "young boy educating" Greek. There are theories that the Ancient Greeks who actually had something going on for themselves (in both education and sport) don't even share the same DNA with your current populace. :devil:

I am sorry, that made no sense whatsoever :retard:

kiwifan
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:58 PM
My point is America has 303834084 of them, we only have a select few which does not reflect the Greek life, but it does reflect the rich,spoilt,worthless,dope and alcohol pumped American dickcheese's(or is it dickcheese)

You should watch my Super Sweet 16...

...and feel the jealousy rise within you...

might make you so mad that you shave that spot where your eyebrows connect in the middle (the unibrow, its not a good look, mate). :devil:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 06:59 PM
You should watch my Super Sweet 16...

...and feel the jealousy rise within you...

might make you so mad that you shave that spot where your eyebrows connect in the middle (the unibrow, its not a good look, mate). :devil:

I have seen that and I watch it with hatred :bigcry:

As I have already stated and you do not read, I only lived in Greece. I am not Greek.

kiwifan
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:00 PM
I am sorry, that made no sense whatsoever :retard:

I figured that you weren't going to bright enough for this to be any fun. :lol: :tape: :tape: :tape:

Fine, I'll go watch some tennis now. :wavey:

:bolt:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:04 PM
I figured that you weren't going to bright enough for this to be any fun. :lol: :tape: :tape: :tape:

Fine, I'll go watch some tennis now. :wavey:

:bolt:

Nooo dotn go it was fun. You are willing to say like it is which is more than the rest of the boring cretins here :wavey:

kiwifan
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:11 PM
Nooo dotn go it was fun. You are willing to say like it is which is more than the rest of the boring cretins here :wavey:

Shit, now I'm going to have to give you a green dot before I go...:explode:

As my parting comment would you like to explain the WAGs to everyone else on the board...

...I spent this summer in Europe and they got more coverage than the actual World Cup and War in the Middle East combined...

...and since they seem to actually be one step more pathetic than Paris Hilton. :haha:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:14 PM
OH yeah the WAGS are useless too

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:16 PM
I am sorry, that made no sense whatsoever :retard:
dude thats EXACTLY what i think when i read your posts!! :lol: :lol: that's hot :lol: :bounce: :devil:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:17 PM
dude thats EXACTLY what i think when i read your posts!! :lol: :lol: that's hot :lol: :bounce: :devil:

Aww mine do make sense sometimes :D

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:22 PM
Aww mine do make sense sometimes :D
that made no sense... how is possible to have some much denial within one person without causing an explosion?? :confused: :confused: :lol: :lol:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:24 PM
that made no sense... how is possible to have some much denial within one person without causing an explosion?? :confused: :confused: :lol: :lol:

Denial? :rolleyes:

Maybe you're in denial for that happy childhood you never had and you reflect this by following a children's cartoon game :awww:

Pengwin
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:26 PM
AceTennisGrrl you should go have some yoghurt.

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:30 PM
AceTennisGrrl you should go have some yoghurt.

.....Who are you?

I am only messing :) (I think)

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:32 PM
Denial? :rolleyes:

Maybe you're in denial for that happy childhood you never had and you reflect this by following a children's cartoon game :awww:
:lol: :lol: crazy!!! seriously... nutjobs are not usually this funny. :bounce:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:44 PM
stupid and racist....who would of ever guessed those two would go together :haha: :haha: :rolls: :rolls:

Thats it when you dont like something you just throw the racist word about, how unfair.

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:54 PM
Thats it when you dont like something you just throw the racist word about, how unfair.
stereotyping black people is racist. though i do think it was unfair for me to say that, i dont think you are smart enough to figure that out, or to use a dictionary to look it up. i really should be nicer to you. i should not make fun of the mentality retarded such as yourself ... :( its not good karma.

sorry. :sad:

AceTennisGrrrl
Aug 20th, 2006, 07:56 PM
stereotyping black people is racist. though i do think it was unfair for me to say that, i dont think you are smart enough to figure that out, or to use a dictionary to look it up. i really should be nicer to you. i should not make fun of the mentality retarded such as yourself ... :( its not good karma.

sorry. :sad:

I am sorry, I am getting the help I need :sad:

Bacardi
Aug 20th, 2006, 10:39 PM
stupid and racist....who would of ever guessed those two would go together :haha: :haha: :rolls: :rolls:

You know that comment is racist that the Greek left, I think you need to open an eye up to some mods. Cuz I got banned for callin Jarome Iginla an "oreo" and I didn't even mean it in a racist way. I just thought his face looked like the creme from the commercials squashed together. :lol:
Report away... Cuz you know, give him another chance he'll throw up popeyes and shit in your face. I'm reportin for Wiggly :p :hug:

Bacardi
Aug 20th, 2006, 10:41 PM
do you know where i can download the entire video? it like 20-30 minutes of this dude insult LL !!! a must see is what i heard.


That's the only video of it I've been able to find. I'd like to find the non bleeped version to hear the full on cursing comin outta his mouth about FIRE CROTCH.
I guess the Greek is a big fan of Fire Crotch. :haha:

Bacardi
Aug 20th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Bacardi.... this is like, months old. :o:tape::p

Funny vid, nonetheless. He's since been into rehab for coke, or something.

Yeah it's old, but funny none the less. I hear Brandon actually wrote a song and sung it at a party like this weekend or last week called "Fire Crotch" about Lindsay. :haha:

Wigglytuff
Aug 20th, 2006, 10:53 PM
That's the only video of it I've been able to find. I'd like to find the non bleeped version to hear the full on cursing comin outta his mouth about FIRE CROTCH.
I guess the Greek is a big fan of Fire Crotch. :haha:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bacardi
Aug 20th, 2006, 11:03 PM
I seriously wonder about Paris Hilton's drug use. You know she's just about got to. Unless she's like this, all scared of the stuff and hangs with people hoping people think she does the coke or whatever so they deem her as cool when really she's all scared to put that stuff in her body. Hell half of what she could sniff up her nose wouldn't be as bad as what's been up her coochie. :lol: Wonder how her bid on celebacy is going? :devil: