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Perfection
Aug 17th, 2006, 12:38 PM
Over the course of the past year, I have grown quite concerned of my mental state. I have days of pure genius, where other times I feel as though I am of retardation. I printed out many copies of ":retard:" (myself) and made a homemade wallpaper in my room. I feel as though he's my savior.

Anyway..

My theory is.. that there are a rare breed of armadillo on the island of St. Lucia that are currently plotting their escape to the Americas. I believe the next Carnival Cruise that goes there will be hijacked by the killer armadillos and set sail towards my homecountry.

This isn't the worst part though. It turns out that these armadillos carry a disease, a disease that is SO detrimental, that only I could know how scary it would be to the world. If you get bitten by this armadillo, you slowly transform into the last food you ate. Some people will be turning into pastries, some into hamburgers, some into pasta, some into spooge..

This is where cannabalism takes its course. People will begin eating each other in hopes that they will transform INTO humans and stay the same.

This is just my theory on the subject, so please don't be alarmed. :wavey: I'm sure there will be more news coming on the topic in the following months, but for now.. just be aware.

"Sluggy"
Aug 17th, 2006, 12:51 PM
sounds perfectly healthy to me.

Wigglytuff
Aug 17th, 2006, 12:57 PM
you should seek counseling to better address your issues and concerns.

Craigy
Aug 17th, 2006, 01:08 PM
Well you always were weird :shrug:

Pheobo
Aug 17th, 2006, 01:15 PM
So, if the armadillo bites you, does that mean you'll turn into nothing? :p

Just kidding. I had to ask...

Perfection
Aug 17th, 2006, 01:22 PM
So, if the armadillo bites you, does that mean you'll turn into nothing? :p

Just kidding. I had to ask...


I will actually turn into a Maximum Strength Ex-Lax Stimulant Laxative capsule.

controlfreak
Aug 17th, 2006, 01:26 PM
I guess some people will be turning into pussies.

Miaow! :cat:

Sally Struthers
Aug 17th, 2006, 01:34 PM
I'm an expert at this sort of thing. You suffer from internet messageboard trollitis

Wigglytuff
Aug 17th, 2006, 02:06 PM
I'm an expert at this sort of thing. You suffer from internet messageboard trollitis
you are indeed an expect on trollitis. :lol: :lol: :o :devil:

Infiniti2001
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:11 PM
I'm an expert at this sort of thing. You suffer from internet messageboard trollitis


ya know!! This dude needs to get away from the computer PERIOD. Go out for some fresh air already :o Oh, I am originally from St Lucia and I hope this rare breed of armadillo bite you for real :lol:

Berlin_Calling
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:13 PM
no shit.

Martian KC
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:17 PM
Bring it on!!! We're the US, maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! U! S! A!

égalité
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:22 PM
*Whew* I'm glad I'm not the only one with that premonition.

Perfection
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:32 PM
I assume all of you were attracted to my JonBenet avatar. Thank you for your prayers.

Barrie_Dude
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:36 PM
Yes, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, u are perfectly normal! Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm, goodbye? :unsure: :eek: :scared: :bolt:

Perfection
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:38 PM
Yes, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, u are perfectly normal! Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm, goodbye? :unsure: :eek: :scared: :bolt:

You remind me of JonBenet's supposed killer, John Karr.

Barrie_Dude
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:39 PM
You remind me of JonBenet's supposed killer, John Karr.Except that I have killed no one and I am not into children!

Helen Lawson
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:41 PM
I assume all of you were attracted to my JonBenet avatar. Thank you for your prayers.

I liked the Giada one much better, offering a spoonful of food to us.
You've captured the pouty JonBenet look very well, however.

Asif_Nawaz
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:41 PM
So you just found out?:tape:

Helen Lawson
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:44 PM
Except that I have killed no one and I am not into children!

Hon, is that something for your tombstone? ;)

rebel_ffighter
Aug 17th, 2006, 03:58 PM
dont worry,sane people are boring,u are at least interesting!

Perfection
Aug 17th, 2006, 04:03 PM
But the important thing is, where did your Giada avatar go? :sad:

I must pay tribute to JonBenet.. :sad: I have such a tender place in my heart for her, but I will soon change back. Thank you.

Barrie_Dude
Aug 17th, 2006, 04:04 PM
Hon, is that something for your tombstone? ;)Mmmmmmmm,pizza!:lick:

Wigglytuff
Aug 17th, 2006, 04:41 PM
I assume all of you were attracted to my JonBenet avatar. Thank you for your prayers.
i find it disturbing, as if you have a fetish for dead children :help: :help: :help: seriously, you need to seek help.

Viktymise
Aug 17th, 2006, 04:51 PM
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roarke
Aug 17th, 2006, 05:26 PM
Over the course of the past year, I have grown quite concerned of my mental state. I have days of pure genius, where other times I feel as though I am of retardation. I printed out many copies of ":retard:" (myself) and made a homemade wallpaper in my room. I feel as though he's my savior.

Anyway..

My theory is.. that there are a rare breed of armadillo on the island of St. Lucia that are currently plotting their escape to the Americas. I believe the next Carnival Cruise that goes there will be hijacked by the killer armadillos and set sail towards my homecountry.

This isn't the worst part though. It turns out that these armadillos carry a disease, a disease that is SO detrimental, that only I could know how scary it would be to the world. If you get bitten by this armadillo, you slowly transform into the last food you ate. Some people will be turning into pastries, some into hamburgers, some into pasta, some into spooge..

This is where cannabalism takes its course. People will begin eating each other in hopes that they will transform INTO humans and stay the same.

This is just my theory on the subject, so please don't be alarmed. :wavey: I'm sure there will be more news coming on the topic in the following months, but for now.. just be aware.

Get over yourself. Too pathetic!

rebel_ffighter
Aug 17th, 2006, 05:31 PM
i find it disturbing, as if you have a fetish for dead children :help: :help: :help: seriously, you need to seek help.


I also find it disturbing :help:

PattyPatty
Aug 17th, 2006, 05:48 PM
I knew this guy and he tried to resuscitate his dead cat. The cat was dead for over two whole weeks. The lengths some guys go for pussy.

Anyhoo you sound quite rational to me.

Perfection
Aug 17th, 2006, 05:50 PM
You all are just jealous because JonBenet would have been my friend and not yours if she were still alive.

Perfection
Aug 17th, 2006, 05:58 PM
I think this is the disorder I have:

"Sufferers of depersonalization feel divorced from both the world and from their own identity and physicality. Often times the person who has experienced depersonalization claims that life "feels like a movie, things seem unreal, or hazy." [citation needed] Also a recognition of self breaks down (hence the name). When a person suffers from the disorder (or the symptoms associated with it) he or she finds that when looking in the mirror, his or her face is not familiar, though logically he or she is completely aware of his or her identity.

The feeling is said to be like being a ghost. No matter how hard the person tries, he/she cannot feel like they are genuinely interacting with the world. They can't seem to perceive themselves as being normal. While the person is struggling to feel everything as normal, there is a part of themself which begs to just give up and stop the struggling. A sufferer from depersonalization can be especially susceptible to suicide, undertaking the suicidal process calmly and easily without real awareness. Simply put, depersonalization is an alteration in the perception or experience of oneself, so that the self is felt to be unreal; the person feels detached from reality and/or their own body or mental processes."

:sad:

rebel_ffighter
Aug 17th, 2006, 10:08 PM
You all are just jealous because JonBenet would have been my friend and not yours if she were still alive.


she wouldnt be my friend for sure...she was 5 y.o. or somewhere near that :scared: :scared:

Scotso
Aug 17th, 2006, 11:20 PM
You're still hot :shrug:

Wigglytuff
Aug 17th, 2006, 11:23 PM
she wouldnt be my friend for sure...she was 5 y.o. or somewhere near that :scared: :scared:
thats why his avatar disturbs me :help:

MinnyGophers
Aug 17th, 2006, 11:39 PM
You should alert the authorities... and if they mention anything about being placed in a "mental institution", it's just simple protocol....

*JR*
Aug 18th, 2006, 12:54 AM
Who Can It Be Now?
Men at Work

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.

All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.

I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy

Oh...Who can it be now?
Oh...Who can it...Who can it...
Yeah yeah yeah

Infiniti2001
Aug 18th, 2006, 01:26 AM
Somebody please call the men in the white coats already :shrug: