View Full Version : Acura Qualy Picture Needs Captions

Aug 1st, 2006, 05:51 AM
This picture begs for captions. It comes from an Acura qualifying match on Sunday, which Kat won. She won her first round main draw match today too. So she's not doing so bad, despite the histrionics. I'll go first ...

[Ballgirl] Nice outfit.

[Linesman] This girl is kookoo for Coco Puffs.

[Kateryna] I'm gonna knock this wall down!


Aug 1st, 2006, 05:53 AM
Linesman-"Sorry miss the court is in the other direction."

Brian Stewart
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:55 AM
"Kateryna had her groundstrokes down pat, but needed some work on her accuracy."


"Why does my coach keep saying I need glasses?"

Brian Stewart
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:58 AM

Linesman: "Psst. Tell her she's facing the wrong way."

Ballgirl: "Unh-uh. I ain't goin' near her."

Aug 1st, 2006, 05:58 AM
"Patty Schnyder's career prospects have reached an all time low"

Aug 1st, 2006, 06:06 AM
[Ballgirl] Why do people play tennis?

[Linesman] Please don't hurt me. I have a wife and two kids.

[Kateryna] Let's see if I can hit this fence. Cause I sure as hell can't hit a tennis ball!

Aug 1st, 2006, 06:28 AM
Kat's coach: *yelling* "I said deflate the ball, not deflect it!"

Aug 1st, 2006, 03:32 PM
She is totally going to backhand that wall. At least she's keeping her form.

Aug 1st, 2006, 03:35 PM
Kateryna:Huh, and mom was saying that I cant play without my contacts!

Ball girl:yeah, right.

Aug 1st, 2006, 03:37 PM
[Ballgirl] That's my racket. :sad:

lee station
Aug 1st, 2006, 03:46 PM
great pic, thanks for posting

northern lad
Aug 1st, 2006, 03:51 PM
Ballgirl: "She may not know where the court is, but she's got a nice ass."

Aug 1st, 2006, 03:52 PM
"After the match Kateryna said that her opponent played like a wall"

Aug 1st, 2006, 03:57 PM
[Kateryna] In squash you are allowed to hit the ball back contacting the wall, and in tennis this will now be the new WTA tennis improvement idea as well. Forget coaching during the match.