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AlanaStarr
Aug 1st, 2006, 04:56 AM
:devil: Who would get there butts handed to them if they were to go at it in a stright on cat fight? And what would the outcome be?

INCLUDE DETAILS AND PLAY BY PLAY ACTION! (TRACY AUSTYN CAN COMMENTATE ON THEW FIGHTS!) :devil:

GO! :worship: :worship:

1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~ :devil:

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! :devil: :devil: !!

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!! :devil:

AlanaStarr
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:07 AM
MARTINA HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA:

Hingis would start off by talking trash and calling Anna a "pathetic pushover" Ana would procced to belt a few slaps and then they would resort to throwing food at each other, a massive crowd would encircle them and they would then start signing autographs and pretend like nothing happened, Martina cooing a pathetic reply of "oooh, anna and i were just practicing out new moves, were entering the WWF! Were going for there tag team titles!!"

LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS:

Lindsay would attack with strong kicks to the gut and send venus flying by the hair tumbling down a flight of stairs, only to have venus get up, crawl up and knock lindsay out cold with her compact loius vuitton metal brass belt buckle....ko for Venus.

SERENA versus Jennifer:

Capriati would approach serena to bum a beer, Serena would flip her the middle finger...capriati grabs a fistfullof hair and hammers 10 punches to serenas temple, sending her flying into random bar tables and chairs, ruining her designer gown...Blood dripping from her face onto her sheer versace lace dress, serena screams in outrage, both lock up and bigin kicking the crap out of each other, serena starts getting the upper hand and slams Jennifer into the bar, head first, one 2, 3...Capriati grabs a bottle of Crystal and smashes Serenas head with it...and laughs in triumph...Capriati assumes shes kicked her butt, but serena takes a big mac out of her purse (for later) and crams it down Capriatis throat ....choking her out....Serena by submission.

To be continued

oakkao
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:07 AM
1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!
Both puny! But in a battle of divas, Kournikova seems to be the one that can get real catty! At the end of this fight, I believe Hingis would be bauld! :devil:

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!
Venus is a lover, not a fighter. :o Davenport- barely. :sad:


3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!
Both bad bitches, but Serena is stronger. Serena would knock her out in a matter of nano-seconds :)

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!
Had Myskina been taller, Myskina would definitely do damage. But since Maria is taller, I would give her the slight advantage; however, Myskina's hatred for Masha could prove to be the key factor in this wild encounter. :angel: Tie.


5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
No questions asked! Serena hands down! :worship: Serena would beat her into submission. No contest :devil:

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Clijsters is bigger! Clijsters easily


7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!
Im starting to doubt that JHH can win a fight on tour :shrug: Capriati would beat her until she turned blue :sad:

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~
Mauresmo. I have a feeling that Mauresmo would really like to show her that she is "1/2 man" if they fought ;) *I'm not saying she is :)


9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!
Patty Schnyder :o She's psycho. Only Serena and Davenport could take her in a fight, IMO.


10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!
Venus has the advantage in height, and I would like to believe strength. Venus would beat her as if it were a tennis match :worship: Tough to call, but I don't think Venus would like to lose to Capriati in ANYTHING! :fiery: Her determination would lead her to the K.O (knock out :D )

Tennisation
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:07 AM
Serena Vs. anyone, i'll put a bet on Serena, she'll sit on them.

Aaron.
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:08 AM
Serena Vs. anyone, i'll put a bet on Serena, she'll sit on them. :o

oakkao
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:08 AM
SERENA versus Jennifer:

Capriati would approach serena to bum a beer, Serena would flip her the middle finger...capriati grabs a fistfullof hair and hammers 10 punches to serenas temple, sending her flying into random bar tables and chairs, ruining her designer gown...Blood dripping from her face onto her sheer versace lace dress, serena screams in outrage, both lock up and bigin kicking the crap out of each other, serena starts getting the upper hand and slams Jennifer into the bar, head first, one 2, 3...Capriati grabs a bottle of Crystal and smashes Serenas head with it...and laughs in triumph...Capriati assumes shes kicked her butt, but serena takes a big mac out of her purse (for later) and crams it down Capriatis throat ....choking her out....Serena by submission.

To be continued

My thought exactly@ :worship: :devil:

AlanaStarr
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:15 AM
Out of all this bitchffights, the one that would be the most brutal, is obviously Capriati Serena...id PAY to see them fu real fight! That would be close, either way, yeah serena is bigger, but not by much...and they are both bad ass bitches who can throw punches and take one too!

ouch!

treufreund
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:45 AM
Serena vs Amelie Mauresmo :eek:

cellophane
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:02 AM
Great thread :worship:

cellophane
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:03 AM
The disgusting bitch will prevail -erm, substitute "disgusting bitch" for whoever you want. :devil:

switz
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:10 AM
:lol: you should have just called yourself trish102 :tape:

ok i'll stop now

Cat's Pajamas
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:15 AM
1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

Hingis would get off to an early start with a lot of toe stomping and quick sharp angle smacks, but Kournikova would be just too much too look at. Hingis would be caught staring for a split second when Kournikova delivers a massive blow for a KO. A gentle fluff of the braid and she is done. Hingis left with two black eyes. :devil:

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

One of the most intriguing battles. Davenport is like a brick wall! Venus wouldn't pace herself very well like most matches :o she would beat Lindsay around but she would get worn and then Lindsay goes on a meelee giving a good romp. Fortunately for Venus if it got too bad she could definetely out run her :tape:

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

Oh man this would feature the most trash talk for sure! Capriati would start off with a good bitch slap but sadly this enrages Serena too much and with one knuckle sandwich Jenny is out :sad:

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

OMG SHRIEKING BROOMS! This would be hilarious, Myskina would be yelling in Russian and Maria wouldn't know what she was saying :tape: Sharapova is stronger but her slow movement would make it hard for her to cathch Myskina, after beautiful countering Myskina has worn down Masha and scratches her eyes out to send Sharapova 6 feet under.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Once again Serena just punches her and she's down :shrug: end of story!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Justine would get a few good slaps in, every one matched with an allez :rolleyes: Kim would start off nice but after so much wear and tear. The truly evil Kim would finally reserge into something beastly and she would slap JHH all the way to the Seychelle Islands :eek: truly a remarkable sight!

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

Poor Justine can't get a win. After an embarrasing loss to Serena, Jenny comes out firing and with such intensity, 8 punces will do it and Justine left black and blue :awww:

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~

Mauresmo shows her muscles in this match as she lifts Hingis up by her throat and throws her around like a rag-doll. Martina ends up on a coat rack and Mauresmo is about to deliver the final blow when Martina kicks Mauresmo in her *%&(@%- and Mauresmo is done. No contest as Mauresmo can't get up and Martina can't get off the hanger :shrug:

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!

Ultimate fight! Two heavyweights going at it. The highest quality for sure. Punch returned with punch and both girls equal. The claws are out in full force and Patty makes one minor mistakes and Conchi pins her to the wall. She then provides some deep lovin on Patty and Patty can't take it as she has a heart attack and loses this epic!

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!

Venus is a little uspet about her loss to davenport so she gives Capriati a swack on the right cheek and a swat on the left! Capriati finds herself a bit dizzy but recovers to give Venus a whomp in the stomach. Both girls fight till their both in agony but Venus's fitness prooves to be to much as just a little flick on the face sends Cappy to da floor. Sort of a cheesy way to end it but someone had to win :shrug:

cellophane
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:16 AM
:lol: you should have just called yourself trish102 :tape:

ok i'll stop now

Hmmm, I don't remember trish102. Anyway AlanaStarr is the crack. :devil:

KimC&MariaSNo1's
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:27 AM
1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

Hingis would get off to an early start with a lot of toe stomping and quick sharp angle smacks, but Kournikova would be just too much too look at. Hingis would be caught staring for a split second when Kournikova delivers a massive blow for a KO. A gentle fluff of the braid and she is done. Hingis left with two black eyes. :devil:

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

One of the most intriguing battles. Davenport is like a brick wall! Venus wouldn't pace herself very well like most matches :o she would beat Lindsay around but she would get worn and then Lindsay goes on a meelee giving a good romp. Fortunately for Venus if it got too bad she could definetely out run her :tape:

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

Oh man this would feature the most trash talk for sure! Capriati would start off with a good bitch slap but sadly this enrages Serena too much and with one knuckle sandwich Jenny is out :sad:

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

OMG SHRIEKING BROOMS! This would be hilarious, Myskina would be yelling in Russian and Maria wouldn't know what she was saying :tape: Sharapova is stronger but her slow movement would make it hard for her to cathch Myskina, after beautiful countering Myskina has worn down Masha and scratches her eyes out to send Sharapova 6 feet under.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Once again Serena just punches her and she's down :shrug: end of story!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Justine would get a few good slaps in, every one matched with an allez :rolleyes: Kim would start off nice but after so much wear and tear. The truly evil Kim would finally reserge into something beastly and she would slap JHH all the way to the Seychelle Islands :eek: truly a remarkable sight!

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

Poor Justine can't get a win. After an embarrasing loss to Serena, Jenny comes out firing and with such intensity, 8 punces will do it and Justine left black and blue :awww:

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~

Mauresmo shows her muscles in this match as she lifts Hingis up by her throat and throws her around like a rag-doll. Martina ends up on a coat rack and Mauresmo is about to deliver the final blow when Martina kicks Mauresmo in her *%&(@%- and Mauresmo is done. No contest as Mauresmo can't get up and Martina can't get off the hanger :shrug:

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!

Ultimate fight! Two heavyweights going at it. The highest quality for sure. Punch returned with punch and both girls equal. The claws are out in full force and Patty makes one minor mistakes and Conchi pins her to the wall. She then provides some deep lovin on Patty and Patty can't take it as she has a heart attack and loses this epic!

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!

Venus is a little uspet about her loss to davenport so she gives Capriati a swack on the right cheek and a swat on the left! Capriati finds herself a bit dizzy but recovers to give Venus a whomp in the stomach. Both girls fight till their both in agony but Venus's fitness prooves to be to much as just a little flick on the face sends Cappy to da floor. Sort of a cheesy way to end it but someone had to win :shrug:

Luv it :lol: :worship:

TF Chipmunk
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:31 AM
1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA
Martina :o She'd figure out a way to beat Anna :shrug: probably by means of pulling her hair :o

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!
Venus by a longshot :o I can't see Lindsay beating anyone up :tape:

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!
:eek: No comment :o

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!
Tough tough battle :devil: I can't decide.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Justine :toothy: :hehehe:

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Justine :toothy: again :shrug:

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!
Ok I think JCap would be more motivated :o

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~
Momo :devil:

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!
Of course Patty :haha:

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!
JCap :o

dreamgoddess099
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:36 AM
5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Once again Serena just punches her and she's down :shrug: end of story!


I'm not so sure, Justine's not above playing dirty. I say she jumps up and bites Serena in her sore left knee. Guess that ends the mystery of how Serena's going to withdraw from her next tournament.

TFan1156
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:39 AM
Serena, are you kidding? They would all just turn around and run. :lol:

jmd
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:41 AM
OK know lets make this FUN!!!

Iveta Benesova vs Klara Koukalova

next poster decides and chooses another fight!

KimC&MariaSNo1's
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:42 AM
1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!
Martina would start of strong but Anna would rip Martina a new ass-hole low blows are what Martinas known for but she will be the one receiving them

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!
Lindsay would be slamming Venus left & right and in the end would show Venus how solid she is

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!
this is the match of the year and would be one to the death i believe that J-Cap would never lose a fight shes jst got that pure street-smart attitude

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!
Sharapova would knock Myskina down without any trouble

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Serena would show Justine her Hand and knock that bitch to the ground in no time at all

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Justine whats that "You got knocked the *$#@ Out Biatch" easy win for Kim

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!
if this aint obvious already JCAP would be smacking some ALLEZ down Henins throar

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~
Amelie would take down Hingis defintiely shwoing what 1/2 a Man can do

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!
this would be pure hatred in this fight i think the psycho patty would win it in the end

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!
i think this match wold be the most even in terms off counter-punching but J-CAP would have it on Venus

jmd
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:47 AM
OK know lets make this FUN!!!

Iveta Benesova vs Klara Koukalova

next poster decides and chooses another fight!

Ex
Iveta

Tatiana Panova vs Iroda tulyaganova

MrSerenaWilliams
Aug 1st, 2006, 09:22 AM
I honestly don't see Serena losing a fight to anyone....although maybe Justine might bite and spit in her wound and infect her with Herpes

northern lad
Aug 1st, 2006, 09:32 AM
I'm not so sure, Justine's not above playing dirty.
justine would hire a hitman a' la tonya harding and take serena out at the knee

PatrickRyan
Aug 1st, 2006, 09:34 AM
1)hingis Versus anna Kornikova
2) Lindsay Davenport Versus venus Williams
3) serena Williams Versus Jennifer Capriati
4) maria Sharapova Versus Anastasia Myskina
5) serena Versus Justine Henin Hardenne
6) kim Clijsters versus Justine Henin Hardenne
7) jennifer Capriati versus Justine Henin Hardenne
8) amelie Mauresmo Versus Martina Hingis
9) conchita Martinez Versus Patty Schnyder
10) Venus Versus Jennifer Capriati

PatrickRyan
Aug 1st, 2006, 09:35 AM
I honestly don't see Serena losing a fight to anyone....although maybe Justine might bite and spit in her wound and infect her with Herpes
omg :lol: :lol:

Beny
Aug 1st, 2006, 11:05 AM
9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!
Patty Schnyder :o She's psycho. Only Serena and Davenport could take her in a fight, IMO.
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:lol: :lol: :rolls: :rolls: :haha: :haha:

Mattographer
Aug 1st, 2006, 11:47 AM
Conchita Martinez vs. Patty Schnyder in a bra and panties contest instead of a street fight match! Both came to the street in the face of crowd and show off their bra and panties. A host asked the crowd if people like Schnyder's and it seems many people like her. The Swiss thanked the crowd with shy.

However, Martinez received a huge pop from the crowd when the host announced her name and Schnyder went mad at her, "You disgusting bitch!" :eek:

Craigy
Aug 1st, 2006, 11:56 AM
I honestly don't see Serena losing a fight to anyone....although maybe Justine might bite and spit in her wound and infect her with Herpes
so true :sad:

Just Do It
Aug 1st, 2006, 12:14 PM
6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

:lol: i think Kim will destroy poor Justine :)

Pheobo
Aug 1st, 2006, 12:17 PM
I think Jenny would win any fight. Not a biased statement, I just don't think Jen would hesitate to bust a cap in someone's ass.

MrSerenaWilliams
Aug 1st, 2006, 01:57 PM
yeah, she seems like a bad ass bitch....:cool:.....:smoke: then she would light a ciggy and throw it at someone after she beat their ass...although, I have to think that Serena would be packin' some heat too

jochem
Aug 1st, 2006, 03:51 PM
Serena vs. Kim: Serena will start to slap Kim around while Kim is still trying to be the nicest girl on the tour... Then Serena missfires when Kim does her usual splits and Kim pulls down Serena's Versace tennis outfit showing her immense butt... All the fans will start yelling so hard Serena loses her focus and Kim slaps Serena so hard she's seeing nothing but yellow balls... Serena fights back, the fighter she is, as Kim once again chokes against her and Kim is almost knock out. Then Justine appears in the background, Serena's eyes get all blurry as her eyes fill with fear of a spreading disease and Kim takes her chance ripping Serena's 'Janet Jackson imitation' outfit apart showing Serena's breast. She climbs on top of her and crushes her head with her killer thighs while Justine counts for the knock out... Belgian forces reunited!!!!!!

fufuqifuqishahah
Aug 1st, 2006, 04:04 PM
1)hingis Versus Anna Kornikova!
I honestly have no idea. :P

2) Lindsay Davenport Versus Venus Williams!
If Venus dodges all of Lindsays lethargic moves, Venus would come out the victor.

3) Serena Williams Versus Jennifer Capriati!!!!
This one woudl be the closest and most exciting match up of all of these! However, I have a feeling that for some reason JCap would win. She looks like she could be meaner if she wanted to. =)

4) Maria Sharapova Versus Anastasia Myskina!!
Maria Sharapova is obviously the more physically built and more physically threatening, but Myskina can be quite wily and adept -- she'd look like she'd also have more desire to ruin somebody than Sharapova.

5) Serena Versus Justine Henin Hardenne!!!
Serena would just have to scream in her face a real hardcore scream of anger and Justine wouldnt want to be there.

6) Kim Clijsters Versus Justine Henin Hardenne!!!
Kim is too nice to beat Justine.

7) Jennifer Capriati Versus Justine Henin Hardenne!!
One punch and Justine would be knocked unconscious.

8) Amelie Mauresmo Versus Martina Hingis~!~
Easily, Amelie. Who would argue.

9) Conchita Martinez Versus Patty Schnyder!! !!
Patty is too nasty for Conchita. When you look at Patty's face when she's angry, she really has some inner nasty fire where as conchi doesn't.

10) Venus Versus Jennifer Capriati
Jennifer could throw some good punches and knock out venus pretty good. But, if Venus and Jennifer had weapons, Venus could easily win especially with her long reach.

northern lad
Aug 1st, 2006, 04:10 PM
Hingis vs Kournikova- Anna is skin and bones nowadays. Martina would trash her... verbally and physically.

Serena vs Justine- ever see those wooden boards used in karate?

volta
Aug 1st, 2006, 04:15 PM
Serena vs. Kim: Serena will start to slap Kim around while Kim is still trying to be the nicest girl on the tour... Then Serena missfires when Kim does her usual splits and Kim pulls down Serena's Versace tennis outfit showing her immense butt... All the fans will start yelling so hard Serena loses her focus and Kim slaps Serena so hard she's seeing nothing but yellow balls... Serena fights back, the fighter she is, as Kim once again chokes against her and Kim is almost knock out. Then Justine appears in the background, Serena's eyes get all blurry as her eyes fill with fear of a spreading disease and Kim takes her chance ripping Serena's 'Janet Jackson imitation' outfit apart showing Serena's breast. She climbs on top of her and crushes her head with her killer thighs while Justine counts for the knock out... Belgian forces reunited!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

RunDown
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:03 PM
Serena vs. Kim: Serena will start to slap Kim around while Kim is still trying to be the nicest girl on the tour... Then Serena missfires when Kim does her usual splits and Kim pulls down Serena's Versace tennis outfit showing her immense butt... All the fans will start yelling so hard Serena loses her focus and Kim slaps Serena so hard she's seeing nothing but yellow balls... Serena fights back, the fighter she is, as Kim once again chokes against her and Kim is almost knock out. Then Justine appears in the background, Serena's eyes get all blurry as her eyes fill with fear of a spreading disease and Kim takes her chance ripping Serena's 'Janet Jackson imitation' outfit apart showing Serena's breast. She climbs on top of her and crushes her head with her killer thighs while Justine counts for the knock out... Belgian forces reunited!!!!!!

:o This fight would definitely need a parental guidance warning

meyerpl
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:29 PM
Sharapova vs Myskina - Nastya would definitely win this fight because she fights dirty. I mean DIRTY. Let's put it this way, when Myskina got through with her, nobody would think Maria was pretty anymore, plus; she'd be shopping for prosthetics.

Last year in Sydney, Nastya didn't like the way a beefy male security guard at the airport was looking at her. Long story short; the guy lost a finger and an ear.

franny
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:50 PM
The best fight would be between: SERENA WILLIAMS VS. AMELIE MAURESMO. I think Amelie is the only one with the strenghth to possibly take down Serena. Both are buff and so atheletic. It'd be the battle of shoulders.

mykarma
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:53 PM
Serena, are you kidding? They would all just turn around and run. :lol:
I agree. Serena is to mean to let anyone of them beat her. I'd hate to see her mad. :fiery:

miffedmax
Aug 1st, 2006, 05:54 PM
Myskina would be about to kick Masha's ass when Yuri would jump in.

Of course, Lena D. is far too ladylike and sweet to take part in this sort of shenanigans. That, and Mommy Vera would dismember anyone who so much as laid a finger on her baby girl.

IceHock
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:01 PM
Serena vs. Jennifer

Serena is from Compton,Jennifer is fricken italian.So we got apollo creed vs. the italian stallion.Serena would take the lead in the early rounds with her huge uppercuts,but the italian's fitness is almost perfect and eventually knocks Apollo out in the 12th round after a lot of blood is gushing from both.

meyerpl
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:02 PM
Myskina would be about to kick Masha's ass when Yuri would jump in.
Of course, Lena D. is far too ladylike and sweet to take part in this sort of shenanigans. That, and Mommy Vera would dismember anyone who so much as laid a finger on her baby girl.
Not if he knows what's good for him. Nastya would go through Yuri like thin shit through a tall Swede.

tard~tard
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:26 PM
6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

:lol: i think Kim will destroy poor Justine :)

And tarnish her sweet image? :eek:
Why would she take such a risk while she
already has her father, Lei Clijsters, taking
care of the "trying to destroy JHH" business?

hablo
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:33 PM
The best fight would be between: SERENA WILLIAMS VS. AMELIE MAURESMO. I think Amelie is the only one with the strenghth to possibly take down Serena. Both are buff and so atheletic. It'd be the battle of shoulders.
IMO, Serena would take down Momo with no problems :lol:
(It think they're about the same height but Serena has more muscles now, as Momo has lost tons of weight if you compare her to the way she looked in 1999-2004 ;) )
plus, I can picture Serena doing some trashtalking and Momo seems to be too sensitive (well, mind you she did beat up on some guy who tried to rob her back in the day, or so I heard! :haha: ) ; I don't if she could handle it :tape::o

tenn_ace
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:34 PM
1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

Hingis would get off to an early start with a lot of toe stomping and quick sharp angle smacks, but Kournikova would be just too much too look at. Hingis would be caught staring for a split second when Kournikova delivers a massive blow for a KO. A gentle fluff of the braid and she is done. Hingis left with two black eyes. :devil:

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

One of the most intriguing battles. Davenport is like a brick wall! Venus wouldn't pace herself very well like most matches :o she would beat Lindsay around but she would get worn and then Lindsay goes on a meelee giving a good romp. Fortunately for Venus if it got too bad she could definetely out run her :tape:

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

Oh man this would feature the most trash talk for sure! Capriati would start off with a good bitch slap but sadly this enrages Serena too much and with one knuckle sandwich Jenny is out :sad:

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

OMG SHRIEKING BROOMS! This would be hilarious, Myskina would be yelling in Russian and Maria wouldn't know what she was saying :tape: Sharapova is stronger but her slow movement would make it hard for her to cathch Myskina, after beautiful countering Myskina has worn down Masha and scratches her eyes out to send Sharapova 6 feet under.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Once again Serena just punches her and she's down :shrug: end of story!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Justine would get a few good slaps in, every one matched with an allez :rolleyes: Kim would start off nice but after so much wear and tear. The truly evil Kim would finally reserge into something beastly and she would slap JHH all the way to the Seychelle Islands :eek: truly a remarkable sight!

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

Poor Justine can't get a win. After an embarrasing loss to Serena, Jenny comes out firing and with such intensity, 8 punces will do it and Justine left black and blue :awww:

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~

Mauresmo shows her muscles in this match as she lifts Hingis up by her throat and throws her around like a rag-doll. Martina ends up on a coat rack and Mauresmo is about to deliver the final blow when Martina kicks Mauresmo in her *%&(@%- and Mauresmo is done. No contest as Mauresmo can't get up and Martina can't get off the hanger :shrug:

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! !!

Ultimate fight! Two heavyweights going at it. The highest quality for sure. Punch returned with punch and both girls equal. The claws are out in full force and Patty makes one minor mistakes and Conchi pins her to the wall. She then provides some deep lovin on Patty and Patty can't take it as she has a heart attack and loses this epic!

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!

Venus is a little uspet about her loss to davenport so she gives Capriati a swack on the right cheek and a swat on the left! Capriati finds herself a bit dizzy but recovers to give Venus a whomp in the stomach. Both girls fight till their both in agony but Venus's fitness prooves to be to much as just a little flick on the face sends Cappy to da floor. Sort of a cheesy way to end it but someone had to win :shrug:


H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S :worship:

griffin
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:38 PM
(well, mind you she did beat up on some guy who tried to rob her back in the day, or so I heard! :haha: ) ; I don't if she could handle it :tape::o

I heard it was actually Sylvie who whacked the guy (which would not surprise me ;) )

Patty may be good at doing petty shit on court, where there are witnesses, and lots of security (and Hoffy) around to save her if things get ugly, but something tells me if they ran into each other in a dark alley, Conchi'd take her out :cool:

Wiggly
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:39 PM
Serena wound wins even if all those drunks bitches would fight all against her.

You would have Anna's face in Japan, Martina butt in South Africa, Linsday legs in Australia and Jennifer boobies would be in the space, so Discovery would hit them and it would crash on Justine :tape:

hablo
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:41 PM
I heard it was actually Sylvie who whacked the guy (which would not surprise me ;) )

Patty may be good at doing petty shit on court, where there are witnesses, and lots of security (and Hoffy) around to save her if things get ugly, but something tells me if they ran into each other in a dark alley, Conchi'd take her out :cool:
oh dang, yeah, so that settles it, Momo would have no chance in a street fight versus Serena then :haha::tape:

Stamp Paid
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:43 PM
Venus is too fast to lose to Davenport. :o

LeRoy.
Aug 1st, 2006, 06:48 PM
the only one who would give Serena some trouble would be Jennifer Capriati but i think she'll will. The rest of them would be "sitting ducks" imo :tape:

jenny161185
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:04 PM
Capriati!

timafi
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:29 PM
I heard it was actually Sylvie who whacked the guy (which would not surprise me ;) )

Patty may be good at doing petty shit on court, where there are witnesses, and lots of security (and Hoffy) around to save her if things get ugly, but something tells me if they ran into each other in a dark alley, Conchi'd take her out :cool:

Grif my Guadeloupean friend told me that it was Ame who drop kicked the mofo's on that beach :shrug: :shrug:

griffin
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:31 PM
Sylvie and Amelie posted their own account at Gerd's.

hablo
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:31 PM
Grif my Guadeloupean friend told me that it was Ame who drop kicked the mofo's on that beach :shrug: :shrug:
yeah, other posters have said it was momo but who knows :shrug:
Someone needs to post an article about this :devil:

griffin
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:34 PM
yeah, other posters have said it was momo but who knows :shrug:
Someone needs to post an article about this :devil:

habbykins, do we REALLY need to have a discussion about "what posters say/think" and how seriously you should take it? Or should I just remind you of the thread url? :angel:

And I'm thinkin' Serena's not the sure bet eeryone thinks she is. Get her off balance in some of the heels she wears? She's going down hard :p

hablo
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:44 PM
habbykins, do we REALLY need to have a discussion about "what posters say/think" and how seriously you should take it? Or should I just remind you of the thread url? :angel:

And I'm thinkin' Serena's not the sure bet eeryone thinks she is. Get her off balance in some of the heels she wears? She's going down hard :p
I don't get this part ? :lol:
But you sound like you're getting annoyed :bolt:

honestly, I don't really care who would win between Serena and Momo in a street fight :p

griffin
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:49 PM
I don't get this part ? :lol:
But you sound like you're getting annoyed :bolt:


Well I wasn't - but if you continue to be stubborn and refuse to get my jokes, I might :mad: ;)

hablo
Aug 1st, 2006, 07:54 PM
Well I wasn't - but if you continue to be stubborn and refuse to get my jokes, I might :mad: ;):armed:

Sylvie and Amelie posted their own account at Gerd's.
And to think I missed this, I'm registered there but I've only been there once or twice :o

dreamgoddess099
Aug 2nd, 2006, 01:40 AM
I can picture Serena doing some trashtalking and Momo seems to be too sensitive (well, mind you she did beat up on some guy who tried to rob her back in the day, or so I heard! :haha: ) ; I don't if she could handle it :tape::o
Amelie would have the upperhand because she's atleast been in a fight before, Serena's admitted that she's never even thrown a punch.
*whispers* But don't tell anybody her secret, let's just let everybody keep thinking she can fight becaus she looks strong.

LH2HBH
Aug 2nd, 2006, 02:10 AM
WELL - this is a fun thread so I am going to let fly....



1)HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KORNIKOVA!

Hingis would snap those skinny fucking arms like toothpicks

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS!

Venus would definitely kick ass, Lindsay would get that look on her face and give up

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!!!

Hmmm, tough one. Like their tennis matches I would give either of them a 50/50 chance, with a slight edge to Serena. Also like their tennis, Serena would either overpower Jenn or Jenn would outlast Serena.

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA!!

I wish I could say Nastya here but Maria is too big. She would scream at the top of her lungs into Nasta's ear until her eardrums popped and she was left writhing on the floor in agone, blood oozing from her ears.

5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Serena would punch that fucking ugly bitches teeth out, knee her in the gut and smack her cheating ass to the ground before stomping her lights out!

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!

Kim would smile to 'make friends' with Justine and Justine would call a security guard over, make something up about Kim and have her ass beat to the ground. She would then blame her psychotic behvior on the meds she is taking. Everyone would pick up Kim from the floor and make her feel better and everyone would still think Justine is a deplorable human being.

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!

Jennifer would beat Justine in a long slugging contest.

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS~!~ :devil:

Amelie, oh my god do you need to ask. :rolleyes:

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!! :devil: :devil: !!

Conchita would just need to take a hold of that rat's nest hair on Patty's head and jerk her nutso ass to the ground.

10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI!!

Jennifer would do it here, she's a scrapper!

RatedR Superstar
Aug 2nd, 2006, 02:13 AM
serena will beat the crap of all of them in 20 minutes lol

meyerpl
Aug 2nd, 2006, 02:56 AM
Apparently, a lot of folks around here haven't seen how fast Myskina can pluck an eyeball from it's socket. That tends to take the wind out of an opponent's sails, I don't care how big their shoulders are.

égalité
Aug 2nd, 2006, 02:59 AM
1) HINGIS VERSUS ANNA KOURNIKOVA:
Martina Hingis is sitting in an upscale caffè in Rome, chatting vivaciously with boyfriend and ATP star Radek Stepanek. As she takes a sip of espresso, Anna Kournikova walks in, Enrique Iglesias not trailing far behind. Anna and Martina exchange friendly nods, and Anna continues to the bar to order an eye-dropper of Turkish coffee and a crumpet crumb. As Anna and Enrique take their seats, a replay of the 2002 Australian Open Doubles Final begins to play on the TV. Martina scoffs, muttering under her breath, "there wouldn't have been a third set if it weren't for little miss Skanky McSkankova." Overhearing the remark, Anna flips her table and pulls out a pair of sais, screaming "WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE? I'LL RIP YOU A NEW FOREHEAD, BITCH." She throws a sai in Martina's general direction (sort of) but ends up stabbing Radek in the upper lip. Enraged, Martina grabs a pot of oolong tea and uppercuts Anna through the front window. For good measure, she removes the sai from her boyfriend and accurately flicks it into Anna's left boob. WINNER: MARTINA.

2) LINDSAY DAVENPORT VERSUS VENUS WILLIAMS:
Lindsay and Venus meet in yet another Wimbledon final, Venus prevailing, 6-7(34) 7-6(127) 45-43, on her 65th match point. Lindsay, wasting 92 match points herself, tracks down Venus in her hotel room later that night, disguised as a maid. She knocks on Venus's door, feather duster in one hand and lead pipe in the other. When Venus opens the door, Lindsay sheds her maid costume to reveal a high-tech, bulletproof suit, equipped with flamethrowers and tear gas pellets. "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME FROM WINNING ANOTHER MAJOR? I'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH THE LINSDAY DAVENPORTRON 2000!" Unrattled, Venus grabs a bottle a Fiji water from the dresser and douses Lindsay with it, causing the suit to malfunction and electrocute Lindsay. WINNER: VENUS.

3) SERENA WILLIAMS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI:
While walking on opposite sides of the National Tennis Center in New York City, Serena accidentally bumps Jennifer with her rear-end. Blinded with rage, Jennifer unleashes a fierce forehand spank, sending Serena careening in the direction of Alexandra Stevenson, who, having lost her qualifying match to Alexus Jones (6-0 6-1), was now entertaining the fans with her rendition of "Saturday Night Fever." Just as Alexandra kicks up her twelve-inch stiletto heel in a dazzling finale, Serena rockets onto the stage, impaling herself on the heel. WINNER: JENNIFER.

4) MARIA SHARAPOVA VERSUS ANASTASIA MYSKINA
Having heard Nastya's less-than-flattering remarks about Maria's failure to represesnt Russia in Fed Cup, Ms. Sharapova decides to confront Nastya in person. She finds Nastya in the player's lounge hanging from the ceiling, watching the classic vampire film Nosferatu. Maria, not one for physical confrontation, lets out a deafening shriek, with the intention of permanently damaging Nastya's eardrums (as Yuri shouts, "VAMOS!" from the men's bathroom). Nastya lets out a depraved cackle and responds with a terrifying, bat-like shriek of her own. Maria's ears begin to bleed, and as she writhes on the floor with agony, Nastya pounces and digs her incisors into Maria's neck. After she has had her fill, she returns to her perch, a blood-drenched smile spanning her face. WINNER: COUNT NASTYA.

OK, I can't do this anymore. I'll finish tomorrow :crazy:

supergrunt
Aug 2nd, 2006, 03:51 AM
No one has said Serena vs. Maria... Serena would break that poor girl in half :) :devil:

Venus and Conchita Martinez (almost happened!) :devil:

PatrickRyan
Aug 2nd, 2006, 03:51 AM
No one has said Serena vs. Maria... Serena would break that poor girl in half :) :devil:

Venus and Conchita Martinez (almost happened!) :devil:
yeah i was thinking there should have been a serena vs. maria

ZeroSOFInfinity
Aug 2nd, 2006, 04:51 AM
If all were to fight together, I say Serena dominates all... followed by Venus and Davenport....

But the real winners would be the players... it's the male spectators :drool:

Hugo24
Aug 2nd, 2006, 05:33 AM
Amelie Would win any fight she is in Easy. :lol: :devil:

J_Migoe
Aug 2nd, 2006, 06:17 AM
I think Mauresmo would be the one to beat. Wasn't there any article about her fending off three assailants including one with a knife during a holiday in Brazil? She actually knocked out one of the male attackers with a punch. She did say she was afraid though for her life but the fact that she kicked the asses of three MEN all at once definitely says a lot about her physical strength!!!

northern lad
Aug 2nd, 2006, 06:21 AM
yay for reading through the thread before posting!

égalité
Aug 3rd, 2006, 10:44 PM
5) SERENA VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
Serena and Justine bump into each other at the world premiere of Rocky 6 on a brisk summer night. Still bitter about the debacle at the 2003 French Open, Serena offers Justine a handshake, but at the last minute, Serena pulls her hand away. "What? Huh? I didn't have my hand out! What are you talking about? TAKE A SECOND SERVE, SERENA." Trying to remain calm, Justine forces a smile and offers a handshake of her own. "Aw, for me?" Serena responds sweetly. She takes Justine's hand in an apparent gesture of civility, but Justine soon realizes that Serena has no intention of letting her hand go. Justine cries, "Aidez-moi! Aidez moi! S'il vous plait!!" but Serena's death-grip is unshakable. She drags Justine over to Sylvester Stallone's trailer, handcuffs her to the rear bumper, and struts away, saying "game, set, and match." After the premier, Mr. Stallone returns to his trailer to find a peculiarly blistered Belgian woman passed out behind his trailer. He mutters something unintelligible and drives away, dragging Justine behind him. WINNER: SERENA.

6) KIM CLIJSTERS VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!!
After retiring in her opening round U.S. Open match against lucky loser Brie Whitehead (having lead 6-0 5-0 40-0) because of an acute injury to her feelings, Kim decides to spend the rest of the fortnight fulfilling her goal of befriending every player on tour (and their significant others). The night before the finals, a popular New York tabloid releases incriminating photos of Kim and Pierre-Yves Hardenne hitting several of Manhattan's hottest clubs and mingling with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Overcome with Jealousy, Justine storms up to Kim's hotel room and bangs on the door. When no one answers, she turns the doorknob, unlocked, and to her horror, finds Kim and Pierre-Yves engaged in a pillow-fight atop a pile of blouses on the bed. "Oh, Justine! Nice to see you, friend! Pierre-Yves and I were just trying on blouses and having a pillow-fight. We were about to swap girl stories. Wanna join?!" Horrified, Justine marched into the room and plants a big, wet smacker right on Kim's lips. "Oh, you wanna 'practice?' We can to that too," replies Kim with a wink. She raises her pillow, but before she could playfully strike her Belgian counterpart, an archipelago of herpes blisters erupts on her face and in her throat. Kim gasps for air, but to no avail; the deadly sores close off her trachea and suffocate poor Kim. WINNER: JUSTINE.

7) JENNIFER CAPRIATI VERSUS JUSTINE HENIN HARDENNE!!
Justine and Jennifer and shooting another low-quality low-makeup commercial for the Dubai Duty Free Open. After a tough day of filming, Jennifer goes out to experience the Dubai nightlife while Justine decides to BASE jump off of her hotel with husband Pierre-Yves. Around midnight, Jennifer, barely able to stand after 8 or 9 tequila body shots off of a male stripper, looks up to see two blurry Justines BASE jumping in her direction. "OHLOOK," yells Jennifer, slurring her barely-recognizable words, "IT'SJUSTINEHENIN-HARDENNE. I'LLTEACHYOU... TOBEATME. ATMYTOURNAMENT. MYYYYU.S.OPEN!!! MINEMINEMINE." She notices a hookah lying on the sidewalk, and continues, "HERE FEEL THEHOOKAHOF DOOOOOOM. AHAHAHAAA!!!" She launches the hookah at (the non-hallucinogenic) Justine's parachute and punctures it, sending Justine crashing to Earth with a thud. "ALLEZTHAT,SKANKBITCHWHORESLUT." WINNER: JENNIFER.

8) AMELIE MAURESMO VERSUS MARTINA HINGIS
Amelie and Martina are set to meet in yet another Australian Open semifinal, and during a pre-match press conference, one reporter brings up Martina's distasteful comments from the 1999 Open. "I would just like to clarify that I have absolutely nothing against lesbians," she replies. "Hell, I'm even named after one." Later that evening, after a semifinal victory and a fine wine binge, Amelie drunkenly ambles over to Martina's hotel room to finally give Martina a piece of her mind. Martina hears a knock on the door, and to her surprise, she finds a disheveled, unbalanced Amelie glaring at her, wine bottle in hand. "SO," Amelie yells, "I AM HALF A MAN, OUI? WELL LET US SEE WHAT YOUR FOREHEAD THINKS OF THIS HALF-FULL WINE BOTTLE!" Amelie takes a swing at Martina's face, but with her motor skills heavily compromised, she misses by a good six inches and smashes the bottle upside her own head, collapsing at Martina's feet. Martina, shocked and confused, drags Amelie inside and hides her inside a duffel bag underneath her bed. WINNER: MARTINA?

9) CONCHITA MARTINEZ VERSUS PATTY SCHNYDER!
Conchita and Patty attend a benefit for the National Tennis Elbow Foundation and are seated next to each other by the event organizer. The air between them is filled with a contempt thick enough to cut with a knife, but the two manage to remain civil throughout the evening. When a waiter comes around, Patty orders a glass of orange juice with a mandarin orange salad and orange-marinated chicken. Conchita requests the filet mignon, prepared exactly three-fifths of the way from medium to medium-well (Patty twitches), a side of bakes potatoes- those potatoes over there. No, not those ones, thoseones (Patty begins foaming at the mouth), and a glass of champagne bottled at 4:50 PM on August 14, 1973, no earlier, no later. On the brink of a brain hemorrhage, Patty unleashes a blood-curdling squeal and throws her glass of orange juice at Conchita's face. Conchita, her eyes now soaked with the stinging citrus substance, blindly grabs a water pitcher from the table and pours the contents over her face. When mild relief sets in, she turns to face Patty, eyes blaring with acidic revenge, and smacks her in the left temple with the pitcher. The blow knocks Patty unconscious and send her face-planting into her salad. WINNER: CONCHITA.


10) VENUS VERSUS JENNIFER CAPRIATI
Venus and Jennifer have recently received the honor of induction into the Tennis Hall Of Fame, and are standing onstage in front of a cheering crowd in Newport, Rhode island. Jennifer turns to Venus, smiling, and says, "hey, between us, we have the career grand slam!" Venus turns up her nose and replies, "Well, I'm an interior designer. That counts for an Australian Open or two. Maybe three plus a French if you win them over Martina Serve-less and Kim Chokesters." Without hesitation, Jennifer grabs Venus by the waist and sends her careening to the earth in a devastating WWE-style piledriver. WINNER: JENNIFER

Sund7101
Aug 3rd, 2006, 10:49 PM
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