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roarke
Jul 16th, 2006, 04:27 AM
UPDATED: 5:16 pm CDT July 11, 2006

BALTIMORE, MD. -- A Baltimore man is suing his parents for conceiving him as a white male.

This week, a federal judge refused to toss out the lawsuit, setting up a trial for October.

Dustin Campy, 33, is accusing his parents of giving birth to him as a white male instead of another race. Dustin claims that people of other races get benefits such as free doctor’s visits and payment for their jobs “under the table” to avoid taxes.

”Other people can come into our country and get off paying for things because they are not a citizen,” quotes Dustin. “I want all the money back that I had to pay over the years. I’m putting the blame on my parents for bringing me into the world as a caucasian who has to abide by everything.”

He is seeking more than $300,000 in damages for medical bills and taxes that he had to pay over the course of his life.

Dustin’s parents would not release an official statement at this time.

U.S. District Judge Gary Wibes said that a jury should decide the matter.

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I cant figure out why the hell the judge would actually set a trial up for this... WTF? Like he is the only one who has to pay shitload of money for every single thing.......

Erika_Angel
Jul 16th, 2006, 04:29 AM
Maybe the judge just wanted a nice case which could give him a few laughs ... kinda like a paying holiday?

Ems__
Jul 16th, 2006, 04:35 AM
Are you kidding me? I cant believe stupid shit like this gets through...it just clogs the court system.

This guy should never been born...what a waste of oxygen

LoveFifteen
Jul 16th, 2006, 05:05 AM
We white people have things sooooo difficult. It's about time somebody stood up for us. :lol: :tape:

cellophane
Jul 16th, 2006, 05:10 AM
:haha:

Pheobo
Jul 16th, 2006, 05:11 AM
I hope he gets shot by a black gang member.

Reckoner
Jul 16th, 2006, 05:11 AM
We white people have things sooooo difficult. It's about time somebody stood up for us. :lol: :tape:
Yeah. All I have to do to get a cab is just wave one down. WTF??? :rolleyes:

Wigglytuff
Jul 16th, 2006, 05:14 AM
judge should be removed from the bench for letting this case go forward.

matter fact tax payers should sue him!
:lol:

Wigglytuff
Jul 16th, 2006, 05:15 AM
Are you kidding me? I cant believe stupid shit like this gets through...it just clogs the court system.

This guy should never been born...what a waste of oxygen
lol, can i sue him for having been born? :lol: :lol: :devil:

mirzalover
Jul 16th, 2006, 05:16 AM
oh my god i dont even know what to say to this

égalité
Jul 16th, 2006, 06:47 AM
OH. Hmm... wow. I guess his parents should've been more mindful when they decided to be Caucasians.

Rocketta
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:19 AM
it appears the judge is as crazy as the plaintiff and please somebody tell me he didn't find a lawyer willing to take the case? :lol: If so, said Lawyer should be disbarred for waisting a Jury's time with this tripe. :fiery:

marmite1
Jul 16th, 2006, 11:37 AM
This is a joke. Can't believe a judge thinks this has any merit.

wta_zuperfann
Jul 16th, 2006, 01:25 PM
I tried to look up this case in the Baltimore Sun newspaper but couldn't find anything. Can you please provide a link?

Kart
Jul 16th, 2006, 02:35 PM
This is a joke right?

furrykitten
Jul 16th, 2006, 02:45 PM
Just when you think the Yanks can't get any more stupid, they strike ;)

Paneru
Jul 16th, 2006, 02:48 PM
This is a joke right?
The joke is the American Judicial System.

Monica_Rules
Jul 16th, 2006, 02:57 PM
WTF? Has the american judicial system gone off its rocker?

Wigglytuff
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:11 PM
WTF? Has the american judicial system gone off its rocker?
:lol: :lol: no, i think a better question is: which posters fail to spot satire? or even which posters would use the acts of one (maybe fake) looney judge to justify pre-existing hostility toward the american judicial system? :rolls: :haha: :devil:

LoveFifteen
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:22 PM
Personally, I think the guy should be allowed to sue. It's so hard being white. No one assumes I have a big schlong when I am trying to get crunk up in the gay club. And I can't even get crunk!

And no one calls me "papi" when we're banging! :bigcry:

And to top it off, no one in my family owns a nail salon or a dry cleaners so I can't even get discounts on that shit! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Wigglytuff
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:32 PM
Personally, I think the guy should be allowed to sue. It's so hard being white. No one assumes I have a big schlong when I am trying to get crunk up in the gay club. And I can't even get crunk!

And no one calls me "papi" when we're banging! :bigcry:

And to top it off, no one in my family owns a nail salon or a dry cleaners so I can't even get discounts on that shit! :mad: :mad: :mad:
:lol: :yeah:

i found this fun article. its not about the same thing as this article, but its similar enough.

Stereotypes Are A Real Time-Saver
By Wallace Rickard
Privileged White Male

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_opinion31.article.jpg

I'm a busy guy. And, while I'd love to, I don't have the time to get to know every person I encounter in the course of my daily life. So thank goodness I have a handy little device at my disposal that helps me know how to deal with just about anyone I come across: stereotypes. Yes, stereotypes are a real time-saver!

You have no idea how much this streamlines my day. For example, before I started using stereotypes, if I were trying to choose a podiatrist to treat my foot pain, I would be clueless. I would've tried tons of podiatrists of all different races before finding a really good one. But, armed with the stereotype that Asians are all really smart and studious, all I have to do is scan the yellow pages for podiatrists under the name "Chang"!

Stereotypes also work when I'm trying to decide on a place for lunch. I steer clear of any place that employs Arabs—not because Arabs are all terrorists, but because they tend to be filthy and have poor hygiene. By sticking to Caucasian-run establishments, I can avoid wasting weeks lying in bed with a debilitating food-borne illness. If I'm in a rush and have to eat fast, I'll definitely avoid going to a place run by Jamaicans. They are sooo slow. Ever been to Jamaica? It takes, like, two hours to order a Coke down there.

Gender and age stereotypes can be just as useful as the racial ones. Let's say you need to ask directions. I'd never ask a woman, because her answer could be unreliable. With a woman, you can never tell if "Aunt Flow" is in town, so she could be going through a mood swing and send you to Timbuktu. And women over 50 are completely out of the question because of their hot flashes. I won't even ask a man over 60, because you never know when the ravages of Alzheimer's could be setting in. That's why the only people I trust to get me where I need to go are men under 60. White men, that is.

Stereotypes aren't just a trick for leisure time. You can really speed through your work day with them, too. Right now, the firm I manage is looking to hire an accountant. Without stereotypes, I'd have to read every resume and interview dozens of candidates. Make no mistake, there's still a lot of culling involved, because resumes rarely include photographs. But the first thing I do when a big stack of resumes shows up is throw out the Hispanic last names. This saves me hours right off the top.

After that, I make an "A-List" pile out of the Jewish-sounding names. According to the old stereotype, Jews are great with money, so those are the people I'm primarily interested in interviewing. In the interest of fairness, though, I'd like to interview a few Christians, too. Only problem is, some Christians are black, and who ever heard of a black accountant? I want to screen out the blacks, but unfortunately, not every black person is named Tyrone or Laquisha, so I sometimes wind up accidentally calling one in for an interview.

To fix this problem, I've turned to—what else?—stereotypes. I've come up with this plan where I phone everyone in the Christian pile and ask whether they'd be interested in participating in a menthol-cigarettes-and-malt-liquor taste-test (free, naturally). Boo-yah! An hour of phone calls later, and I've got my two master lists, Jews and white Christians. My competitors can flush all their free time down the crapper searching hither and yon for the actual best-qualified applicant, but Fast-Track Wally's got Yankees tickets!

Yes, even a Polack can see that stereotypes are the busy man's best friend!

CrossCourt~Rally
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:46 PM
Personally, I think the guy should be allowed to sue. It's so hard being white. No one assumes I have a big schlong when I am trying to get crunk up in the gay club. And I can't even get crunk!

And no one calls me "papi" when we're banging! :bigcry:

And to top it off, no one in my family owns a nail salon or a dry cleaners so I can't even get discounts on that shit! :mad: :mad: :mad:

:hehehe:

IceHock
Jul 16th, 2006, 03:55 PM
It's his parents fault for being retarded,therefore they raised a retarded baby.I can't believe a judge would let this through.

Paneru
Jul 16th, 2006, 04:22 PM
:lol: :lol: no, i think a better question is: which posters fail to spot satire? or even which posters would use the acts of one (maybe fake) looney judge to justify pre-existing hostility toward the american judicial system? :rolls: :haha: :devil:
Come up off it! :p

dementieva's fan
Jul 16th, 2006, 04:30 PM
:help: Only in America

rockstar
Jul 16th, 2006, 04:35 PM
:eek: :smash: :retard: :bolt: :cuckoo:

SJW
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:31 PM
We white people have things sooooo difficult. It's about time somebody stood up for us. :lol: :tape:

:haha:

charmedRic
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:34 PM
judge should be removed from the bench for letting this case go forward.

matter fact tax payers should sue him!
:lol:

Definitely.

:lol:

VeeReeDavJCap81
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:35 PM
:retard:

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:36 PM
Wait...black people dont pay taxes? Dont pay for medical treatment? WTF? I have been paying all this time and did not have to? :mad:

Infiniti2001
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Wait...black people dont pay taxes? Dont pay for medical treatment? WTF? I have been paying all this time and did not have to? :mad:

You know!! I really need to move to this dude's state :lol:

LoveFifteen
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:43 PM
Word on the street is that Kim Clijsters is going to donate $100 for every ace and double fault she makes during the US Open series. All proceeds are going to this guy's legal defense fund. :tape:

TomTennis
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:46 PM
omfg i would LOVE to punch that guy in the face so much! Absoluetly pathetic. Beyond Ridiculous.

Only in America :rolleyes: :tape:

TomTennis
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:47 PM
>>>>>> btw that wasnt an insult to America :wavey: Was just making a point.

LoveFifteen
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Daniela Hantuchova has decided to help out, too. She's going to donate $100 for every unforced error.

Two words: CHAPTER 13! :tape:

LoveFifteen
Jul 16th, 2006, 07:49 PM
>>>>>> btw that wasnt an insult to America :wavey: Was just making a point.

We in America are proud to have a legal system where poor, disadvanted white people can finally get the justice they deserve after centuries of discrimination and marginalization! :unsure:

hablo
Jul 16th, 2006, 09:49 PM
Is this a joke ? :rolleyes::tape:

Scotso
Jul 16th, 2006, 11:40 PM
Uh... ok.

wta_zuperfann
Jul 17th, 2006, 12:02 AM
Is this a joke?


No link - no article in Baltimore Sun - no reply from Roarke.


Hmmm ........

PatM04
Jul 17th, 2006, 02:01 AM
crazy people in the world today

RVD
Jul 17th, 2006, 03:14 AM
UPDATED: 5:16 pm CDT July 11, 2006

BALTIMORE, MD. -- A Baltimore man is suing his parents for conceiving him as a white male.

This week, a federal judge refused to toss out the lawsuit, setting up a trial for October.

Dustin Campy, 33, is accusing his parents of giving birth to him as a white male instead of another race. Dustin claims that people of other races get benefits such as free doctor’s visits and payment for their jobs “under the table” to avoid taxes.

”Other people can come into our country and get off paying for things because they are not a citizen,” quotes Dustin. “I want all the money back that I had to pay over the years. I’m putting the blame on my parents for bringing me into the world as a caucasian who has to abide by everything.”

He is seeking more than $300,000 in damages for medical bills and taxes that he had to pay over the course of his life.

Dustin’s parents would not release an official statement at this time.

U.S. District Judge Gary Wibes said that a jury should decide the matter.

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I cant figure out why the hell the judge would actually set a trial up for this... WTF? Like he is the only one who has to pay shitload of money for every single thing.......http://deephousepage.com/smilies/eek2.gifhttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/nope.gifhttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/jpshakehead.gifhttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/Disappointed_anim.gif...

More so at the district judge. It's no wonder we're such a #!%*'d up country, with fools like this sitting on the bench. :tape:
However, I can't wait to hear the opening statements. That is, IF this thing actually makes it to court.
Oh well...only in America. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/confused.gif

P.S.
This is a joke, right?

Wigglytuff
Jul 17th, 2006, 03:20 AM
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/eek2.gifhttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/nope.gifhttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/jpshakehead.gifhttp://deephousepage.com/smilies/Disappointed_anim.gif...

More so at the district judge. It's no wonder we're such a #!%*'d up country, with fools like this sitting on the bench. :tape:
However, I can't wait to hear the opening statements. That is, IF this thing actually makes it to court.
Oh well...only in America. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/confused.gif
its fake. there is no us district judge by that name or anyone in googles records by that name.
ditto for dustin campy. no such person.

RVD
Jul 17th, 2006, 03:25 AM
its fake. there is no us district judge by that name or anyone in googles records by that name.
ditto for dustin campy. no such person.Thought so! :lol:
I just did a long azz search and found nada on it. :tape:
That was a pretty good ruse though. :worship: :angel: :devil:

Wigglytuff
Jul 17th, 2006, 03:34 AM
Thought so! :lol:
I just did a long azz search and found nada on it. :tape:
That was a pretty good ruse though. :worship: :angel: :devil:
na... the onion has some of my favs

Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire

Heroic Neighbor Praised, Gay
September 18, 1996 | Issue 30•06

FALMOUTH, MA—Near-tragedy turned to joy Monday, as area residents Phillip and Karen Widman and their two children were saved from their burning house on Locust Street by Kevin Lassally, a homosexual man.

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Falmouth resident Kevin Lassally, who likes to hold and kiss other men, is being hailed as a hero after rescuing a family of four from a deadly blaze.

The fire, believed to have started around 1 a.m. when an unextinguished candle ignited a set of drapes, threatened to consume the home and the Widman family along with it. Lassally, returning home after visiting with other homosexuals, smelled smoke and saw flames through the Widmans' living room window.

"I heard children crying, and knew I had to do something," the 34-year-old, gay computer programmer told reporters. "I used their porch railing to climb up on the roofing that underhung the children's bedroom. Then I had to kick in their window to reach them."

Once the window was broken, gusts of wind began funneling smoke out of the house and feeding oxygen into the fire. Said Lassally, "I couldn't see through the black wall of smoke, but I was able to locate the children from the sound of their crying." After the blinded, homosexual Lassally eased Meghan, 3, and Joshua, 18 months, out the window and leapt to the ground, protecting the children by absorbing the impact on his own back, he realized the children's parents had yet to be rescued.

"The oldest child began crying that her parents were still in the house," Lassally, who prefers the company of men to women, said. "So I had to go back in for them." The fearless and gay hero once again climbed onto the roof of the house and entered the second-floor window, only to discover after minutes of groping that the master bedroom was nowhere on the upstairs floor. Bolting down the stairs, he found the first floor to be a red-hot mass of flame and collapsing timbers. He nevertheless located the bedroom and carried the unconscious parents out on his shoulders.

By now a blackened, sooty, homosexual figure, Lassally set the Widmans down a safe distance from the house, just as firefighters were arriving, and collapsed on the lawn, exhausted and gay.

Lassally suffered burns covering over 70 percent of his body and sustained injuries leaving him unable to work or have anal intercourse with men for about two months. Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual.

As donations and toys come pouring in to the family, which lost most of its possessions, congratulatory cards and telegrams are being sent to Falmouth's new favorite gay citizen.

"This brave, homosexual man has inspired us all," Falmouth mayor Matthew Colella said. "The local hospital has announced plans to rename its burn ward "The Kevin Lassally Gay Burn Ward."

Karen Widman beamed with praise for their new hero: "He's the kind of guy you hope your kids will grow up to be like in certain ways, like courage."

Added husband Phillip: "Some-times life makes you cynical, like it's you against the world. Then out of nowhere comes a totally selfless gay person who turns your whole view around."

Lassally is modest in the face of so many tributes: "I've always believed that one [homosexual] really can make a difference."

:lol: :lol: :tape: :tape:

Wigglytuff
Jul 17th, 2006, 03:37 AM
Google To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

the onion - August 31, 2005

On the heels of doing an about-face on indexing just about everything in print, Google's latest the new project, aptly dubbed Google Purge, is setting up to join beloved services such as Google Images, Google News and Google Maps.

Google execs announced the latest step in their global expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index. Rumor has it that part of Purge's first phase will involve executives destroying all copyrighted materials that cannot be searched by Google.

"A year ago, Google offered to scan every book on the planet for its Google Print project. Now, they are promising to burn the rest," John Battelle recently wrote.

"Thanks to Google Purge, you'll never have to worry that your search has missed some obscure book, because that book will no longer exist. And the same goes for movies, art and music."

"Book burning is just the beginning," said Google co-founder Larry Page. "This fall, we'll unveil Google Sound, which will record and index all the noise on Earth. Is your baby sleeping soundly? Does your high-school sweetheart still talk about you? Google will have the answers."

Page added: "And thanks to Google Purge, anything our global microphone network can't pick up will be silenced by noise-cancellation machines in low-Earth orbit."

wta_zuperfann
Jul 17th, 2006, 04:49 AM
its fake. there is no us district judge by that name or anyone in googles records by that name.
ditto for dustin campy. no such person.


Exactly. But this is how the hate filled right wingers plant stories throughout the Internet.

Soon enough some clown will bring up the subject in another exchange and give the impression that it had some basis in truth. There's just no end to the scheming and hate being spread by the right wing today. And it is likely that this campaign of hate will never end.

TF Chipmunk
Jul 17th, 2006, 04:52 AM
Jeez not even I would do this :tape:

SelesFan70
Jul 17th, 2006, 05:05 AM
No one assumes I have a big schlong when I am trying to get crunk up in the gay club.

Probably because you use the word "schlong"... :haha:

Infiniti2001
Jul 17th, 2006, 05:25 AM
its fake. there is no us district judge by that name or anyone in googles records by that name.
ditto for dustin campy. no such person.


It had to be , because I was wondering what this whining asshole's real story is :lol: I mean , being born a white male means you will average double the income in your lifetime of a similarly educated black male :rolleyes: