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CanIGetAWhat
Jun 30th, 2006, 10:32 PM
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Happy 88th birthday, Helen! ;)

Joan Rivers
Jun 30th, 2006, 10:49 PM
88 is Hel's "Hollywood" age. We'll never know the real number - I know I'm down as 59 on my new Costa Rican birth certificate for example.

Happy Birthday Hel!

meyerpl
Jun 30th, 2006, 11:18 PM
88. Fuck. She still does it for me. If you look up "Oedipus Complex" in the Columbia Encyclopedia, 6th edition, you'll find my picture right next to a picture of Helen Lawson. I'm not making this up.

UDACHi
Jul 1st, 2006, 01:52 AM
And she's still the hottest poster on the board. :drool:

Aaron.
Jul 1st, 2006, 01:53 AM
And she's still the hottest poster on the board. :drool: Agreed :hearts: Hey you better watch it shes mine :lol:

meyerpl
Jul 1st, 2006, 02:00 AM
Agreed :hearts: Hey you better watch it shes mine :lol:
Nah. I got dibs.

galadriel
Jul 1st, 2006, 08:34 AM
Happy Birthday :aparty: :kiss: :wavey:

Maryamator
Jul 1st, 2006, 08:46 AM
happy birthday:kiss:

Jakeev
Jul 1st, 2006, 10:00 AM
Love ya Helen:kiss:

Veeko
Jul 1st, 2006, 10:04 AM
Happy birthday!

Dexter
Jul 1st, 2006, 10:26 AM
Happy Birthday hon! ;)

Freakan
Jul 1st, 2006, 10:43 AM
Happy Birthday, you old bitch! :woohoo: :kiss: :hug:

Nicjac
Jul 1st, 2006, 11:15 AM
Happy Birthday Helen :kiss:

Sam L
Jul 1st, 2006, 11:59 AM
Happy Birthday, bitch. Have a good one. ;)

Mother_Marjorie
Jul 1st, 2006, 12:06 PM
Old Girls finish first. Happy B-Day, Helen

wta_zuperfann
Jul 1st, 2006, 12:23 PM
As we say in Brooklyn, you're not getting older -- you're getting better!

Cage
Jul 1st, 2006, 12:33 PM
Happy Birthday Beautiful :hug:

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 04:46 PM
Thanks for all the good wishes, everybody!

Nicjac
Jul 3rd, 2006, 04:50 PM
Thanks for all the good wishes, everybody!

So, what did you do on your birthday? We guessed about the men and the booze, but what else? :D

Sally Struthers
Jul 3rd, 2006, 04:51 PM
Happy Birthday! Pop an extra green one for me! :kiss:

drake3781
Jul 3rd, 2006, 04:54 PM
Happy Birthday, Helen! I have something to write to you....... keep forgetting. Will do it soon.

:kiss:

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 05:15 PM
So, what did you do on your birthday? We guessed about the men and the booze, but what else? :D

Some of the fags I'm usually stuck with threw me a "surprise" birthday party at the Helmsley Palace ball room with 200 of my closest friends. Anyway, a live band played a muzak version of "I'll Plant My Own Tree" all evening, and everyone got drunk and then the 15 male strippers arrived. All I can remember after that is that we decided to have a beauty contest with the guys and I ended up doing a dirty dancing routine with Anderson Cooper in which I was straddling the piano. :o I woke up with my panties on backwards and my brassiere missing, so I give this birthday bash an 8 out of 10.

Nicjac
Jul 3rd, 2006, 05:19 PM
Some of the fags I'm usually stuck with threw me a "surprise" birthday party at the Helmsley Palace ball room with 200 of my closest friends. Anyway, a live band played a muzak version of "I'll Plant My Own Tree" all evening, and everyone got drunk and then the 15 male strippers arrived. All I can remember after that is that we decided to have a beauty contest with the guys and I ended up doing a dirty dancing routine with Anderson Cooper in which I was straddling the piano. :o I woke up with my panties on backwards and my brassiere missing, so I give this birthday bash an 8 out of 10.

See, I knew I missed something big :mad:

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 05:21 PM
See, I knew I missed something big :mad:

Hon, you can come next year, I promise! :D

Nicjac
Jul 3rd, 2006, 05:22 PM
Hon, you can come next year, I promise! :D

Thanks :worship:

Joan Rivers
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:03 PM
Some of the fags I'm usually stuck with threw me a "surprise" birthday party at the Helmsley Palace ball room with 200 of my closest friends. Anyway, a live band played a muzak version of "I'll Plant My Own Tree" all evening, and everyone got drunk and then the 15 male strippers arrived. All I can remember after that is that we decided to have a beauty contest with the guys and I ended up doing a dirty dancing routine with Anderson Cooper in which I was straddling the piano. :o I woke up with my panties on backwards and my brassiere missing, so I give this birthday bash an 8 out of 10.
Hel, I am convinced one of those strippers was little Fred Savage from The Wonder Years. The work's dried up so I stuck an extra $5 in his pants. And to be quite honest Hel, those pants still needed some filling!

Hel I don't know what happened to your brassiere, but when I left the next morning it was being used by the waiters to carry empty champagne bottles to the trash.

^bibi^
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:07 PM
Honey, I wish you a happy birthday :) I'll let you do things to my body as a present, I know you'll love it :)

^bibi^
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:08 PM
Some of the fags I'm usually stuck with threw me a "surprise" birthday party at the Helmsley Palace ball room with 200 of my closest friends. Anyway, a live band played a muzak version of "I'll Plant My Own Tree" all evening, and everyone got drunk and then the 15 male strippers arrived. All I can remember after that is that we decided to have a beauty contest with the guys and I ended up doing a dirty dancing routine with Anderson Cooper in which I was straddling the piano. :o I woke up with my panties on backwards and my brassiere missing, so I give this birthday bash an 8 out of 10.
You definitely know how to party honey...

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:17 PM
Hel, I am convinced one of those strippers was little Fred Savage from The Wonder Years. The work's dried up so I stuck an extra $5 in his pants. And to be quite honest Hel, those pants still needed some filling!

Hel I don't know what happened to your brassiere, but when I left the next morning it was being used by the waiters to carry empty champagne bottles to the trash.

It came out a few weeks ago that Screech from Saved by the Bell packs like 10 inches and says using a condom hurts because he's so big. We'll get him next time and make him wear a mask. He's raising money on-line to save his house from foreclosure, so I know this is someone who will do anything for some bread.

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:17 PM
Honey, I wish you a happy birthday :) I'll let you do things to my body as a present, I know you'll love it :)

Hey, baby! You're invited next year, too! I'll do all those things you like. :D

^bibi^
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:20 PM
Hey, baby! You're invited next year, too! I'll do all those things you like. :D
Do you really think i'll wait a whole year before we finally get to know each other biblically ? :)

^bibi^
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:21 PM
Helen, Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir ? :p

Sally Struthers
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:22 PM
Too bad I couldn't make it to the party this year, Hel, but it's the busiest time of the year here at ICS. So many "diplomas" to fill out and sign. Sounds like it was a blast!

Did you get the 1000 mg bottle of Vicodin I sent along with the bottle of champagne?

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:24 PM
Helen, Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir ? :p

Mais oui, monsieur! :bounce:

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:25 PM
Too bad I couldn't make it to the party this year, Hel, but it's the busiest time of the year here at ICS. So many "diplomas" to fill out and sign. Sounds like it was a blast!

Did you get the 1000 mg bottle of Vicodin I sent along with the bottle of champagne?

Yes, I got it, but Whitney and Bobby showed up, so it's gone "missing."

^bibi^
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:28 PM
Mais oui, monsieur! :bounce:

Hmmm Petite chienne, tu aimes bien te faire chevaucher par un bon etalon, huh ?

So do you like it when I talk to you in French :lol:

( :tape: if ever you understand what I said :lol: )

Sally Struthers
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:32 PM
Yes, I got it, but Whitney and Bobby showed up, so it's gone "missing."

Damn those people. Some people have no class. I'll send you another crate of em asap! I've got connections ;)

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:36 PM
Hmmm Petite chienne, tu aimes bien te faire chevaucher par un bon etalon, huh ?

So do you like it when I talk to you in French :lol:

( :tape: if ever you understand what I said :lol: )

C'est tres sexy quand tu me parles le francais, mon cherie. Mais, je dis, je ne comprehende pas tout que tu dis.

^bibi^
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:39 PM
C'est tres sexy quand tu me parles le francais, mon cherie. Mais, je dis, je ne comprehende pas tout que tu dis.
Wow at your French Helen, you're even more hot when you talk like this...

And trust me, it's sometimes better not to understand everything :lol:

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:47 PM
Wow at your French Helen, you're even more hot when you talk like this...

And trust me, it's sometimes better not to understand everything :lol:

I thought my French was really good....until I went to France! :o
I can understand a lot of what Mary says in French because she speaks slowly and uses simpler phrases. Justine speaks way too quickly, I can barely get the gist. It's a beautiful language!

meyerpl
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:52 PM
Some of the fags I'm usually stuck with threw me a "surprise" birthday party at the Helmsley Palace ball room with 200 of my closest friends. Anyway, a live band played a muzak version of "I'll Plant My Own Tree" all evening, and everyone got drunk and then the 15 male strippers arrived. All I can remember after that is that we decided to have a beauty contest with the guys and I ended up doing a dirty dancing routine with Anderson Cooper in which I was straddling the piano. :o I woke up with my panties on backwards and my brassiere missing, so I give this birthday bash an 8 out of 10.
Wow Helen, you've painted a sultry picture once again. Wow! Just thinking about it fires my rockets. I have to go.........do something.

Helen Lawson
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:55 PM
Wow Helen, you've painted a sultry picture once again. Wow! Just thinking about it fires my rockets. I have to go.........do something.

Hon, I posted a foxy picture of myself in that other thread. Enjoy! :D

Kart
Jul 3rd, 2006, 06:58 PM
Happy Birthday Helen :hearts:

Talula
Jul 4th, 2006, 09:48 PM
Hon, I posted a foxy picture of myself in that other thread. Enjoy! :D
I could swear that on another thread you said that you were 89. Of course, I could be wrong. But I am so sure of it. I'm sure you're 89.

IcePrincess
Jul 5th, 2006, 12:27 AM
Happy Birthday, Ms. Lawson. :)


Did Neely O'Hara crash your party again?

Helen Lawson
Jul 5th, 2006, 04:21 PM
Happy Birthday, Ms. Lawson. :)


Did Neely O'Hara crash your party again?

She always does! I just don't go into the ladies' room when Neely is in there, I've learned my lesson. :D

^bibi^
Jul 5th, 2006, 04:29 PM
I could swear that on another thread you said that you were 89. Of course, I could be wrong. But I am so sure of it. I'm sure you're 89.

she was born Jun, 30th 1918, it says so on her profile :o

Paneru
Jul 6th, 2006, 07:08 PM
Happy Belated Birthday Ma'!

Sorry, I had forgotten.
Forgive me? :sad:

Helen Lawson
Jul 6th, 2006, 07:11 PM
Happy Belated Birthday Ma'!

Sorry, I had forgotten.
Forgive me? :sad:

Thanks, hon! I know you were likely in mourning over Venus, so Helen understands! :bounce:

Paneru
Jul 6th, 2006, 11:07 PM
Thanks, hon! I know you were likely in mourning over Venus, so Helen understands! :bounce:
:kiss: