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Caladoral
Jun 23rd, 2006, 09:19 PM
Eh. This one was actually written in our Late Book at school. No one actually checks the reasons but meh.

"I was sexually exhusted after a night with your mom" :devil:

That guy got a Detention :lol:



Ps. If anyone is offended, Sorrri. =)

RainyDays
Jun 23rd, 2006, 10:15 PM
ahahahahaha.

myxomatosis
Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:10 PM
:lol:

rebel_ffighter
Jun 24th, 2006, 06:20 AM
"The dog ate my notebook"

"I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious."

"My cat unplugged my alarm clock. "

JDLover
Jun 24th, 2006, 07:20 AM
I used these ones from time to time back in my day

" I came straight from the hospital, my sister had a baby"
" My sister is surfing the crimson wave and wouldnt get out of the bathroom"
" I dreamed I was early then woke up too early then I went back to sleep"
" I thought it was saturday and didnt realise it was friday"

ceiling_fan
Jun 24th, 2006, 08:52 AM
i tripped up the stairs. have used it about 50 times

pancake
Jun 24th, 2006, 08:57 AM
'My door lock was broken therefore I couldn't go to school on time/waited someone to help me.'
'The elevator's suddenly not working therefore I was trapped.'

Maryamator
Jun 24th, 2006, 09:00 AM
roads were bloked coz of accidents

Stark
Jun 24th, 2006, 01:08 PM
I was having loose motions in the morning

wta_zuperfann
Jun 24th, 2006, 02:02 PM
I had a last minute attack of the runs ...

Direwolf
Jun 25th, 2006, 02:02 AM
" I woke up 30 mins earlier than I usually do, but the traffic was really heavy...and it was really hard to get a ride"
" I burned my uniform while ironing it"
" i had a diarrhea "
" i had a very important thing to print and my printer wasnt working"

Caladoral
Jun 25th, 2006, 06:57 PM
" I woke up 30 mins earlier than I usually do, but the traffic was really heavy...and it was really hard to get a ride"
" I burned my uniform while ironing it"
" i had a diarrhea "
" i had a very important thing to print and my printer wasnt working"

lol. i had a diarrhea? :tape: