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Wigglytuff
Jun 23rd, 2006, 08:29 PM
copy cat thread...

My favorite all time quote said by a real person is "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN" :lol: :lol: :rolls:

RainyDays
Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:18 PM
anything kathy griffin says.

darrinbaker00
Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:25 PM
"I have never, EVER, used steroids!" -- Rafael Palmeiro

Barrie_Dude
Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:25 PM
Anything Groucho Said

Barrie_Dude
Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:26 PM
But as far as Presidents go, I was around to hear Nixon say: "I am not a crook" on live TV! :haha:

Pheobo
Jun 24th, 2006, 12:34 AM
"Eat something, you skinny bitch!"

-Courtney Love as she follows Kathleen Hanna around poking her

"you're wearing a peal jam shirt. leave now and i'll give you your money back, ok?"

-Courtney again <3

"The judge says I need to go to anger management just because I kicked Nina Gordon's ass, what do you guys think, do I need anger management? If I see any of YOU say yes, I will kick YOUR ass!!"

-Courtney <333


"I don't know any Courtney. I changed my name to a symbol you can't pronounce."

-My personal favorite Courtney quote



"get that laser off my tits or i'm walking off stage asshole"

-CLove!!! <333333

darrinbaker00
Jun 29th, 2006, 06:56 AM
"I'm going to kick Jay Leno's a**!" -- Arsenio Hall

ZeroSOFInfinity
Jun 29th, 2006, 07:34 AM
"Read My Lips... NO NEW TAXES" - George Bush Sr. (1989)

Guess what happened next? :)

hdfb
Jun 29th, 2006, 07:43 AM
The internet is a great way to access the net.
-Bill Clinton

Wigglytuff
Jun 29th, 2006, 07:47 AM
"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." óGeorge W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2005

tfannis
Jun 29th, 2006, 09:28 AM
"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy." óGeorge W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2005

WTF? :shrug: