View Full Version : Saddam ends hunger strike - after missing 1 lunch!

Jun 23rd, 2006, 05:13 PM
No way, won't eat!
I'm on a hunger strike!
Imperialist, Capitalist, Fascist American Pigs!

I won't eat those Cheetos!
I won't eat those green eggs & ham!
I won't eat those tasty Twinkies!
I won't eat that delicious Big Mac!
I won't eat that lovely apple pie!
I won't eat that Krispy Kreme!
I won't eat that plate of mashed potatoes!

Wow, lunch passed...I'm getting dizzy.
I'm wasting away.
Can't have that.
I am the President of Iraq!
I have to keep up my strength for my
terrorist followers!
Uh, can I have a little dinner?
Macaroni & Cheese, love that stuff.
Got ketchup?
More of the Sloppy Joe too...that's good.
Any french fries?
Can I have Diet Coke, I'm watching my
waistline. No Diet, how about Dr. Pepper?
How about some pizza, the kind with the
cheese in the crust...oh yeah, that's the ticket!

You showed them Saddam!

Jun 23rd, 2006, 07:36 PM
Uh, can I have a Chalupa for dinner?