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SelesFan70
Jun 16th, 2006, 10:06 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060614/capt.be46e40a30c349679f4452bbdae0d33b.britain_birm ingham_classic_womens__tennis_mjs113.jpg

Maria: "Why is my dad yelling? It's a rain delay! He's on my nerves."

jacobruiz
Jun 16th, 2006, 10:36 PM
I can't think of one but yours is very good!:lol:

Chrissie-fan
Jun 16th, 2006, 10:43 PM
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"If this ain't the ideal preparation for Wimbledon I don't know what is."

Sally Struthers
Jun 16th, 2006, 10:46 PM
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Give me a tiara and call me the fucking queen!

-VSR-
Jun 16th, 2006, 10:46 PM
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Maria: "Why is my dad yelling? It's a rain delay! He's on my nerves."

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Too good! :yeah:

perseus2006
Jun 16th, 2006, 11:32 PM
"If that fat boy farts just one more time..."

TeaMMashA
Jun 16th, 2006, 11:33 PM
"If that fat boy farts just one more time..."

Lmao thats good!

:inlove:
Jun 16th, 2006, 11:49 PM
"Well I guess no one gives a f*ck about my request to have a hot umbrella-holder. :mad: "

Ok mine's crap but i like chrissie-fan's one. :yeah: :p :lol:

SAEKeithSerena
Jun 17th, 2006, 01:19 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060614/capt.be46e40a30c349679f4452bbdae0d33b.britain_birm ingham_classic_womens__tennis_mjs113.jpg

Give me a tiara and call me the fucking queen!


LOL! Loves it...

Hingiswinsthis
Jun 17th, 2006, 01:44 AM
"yeaa....I can buy this whole tournament for all I care..."

MissJessou
Jun 17th, 2006, 01:56 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

They're all good! :yeah:

auntie janie
Jun 17th, 2006, 01:56 AM
"If I'm so special, what the hell am I doing in BIRMINGHAM???"

ZeroSOFInfinity
Jun 17th, 2006, 02:55 AM
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"Where's the f***king king? I'm late for my royal ascension! :fiery:"

Bounty Hunter
Jun 17th, 2006, 03:26 AM
"yeaa....I can buy this whole tournament for all I care..."

:lol: :lol:

Barrie_Dude
Jun 17th, 2006, 03:27 AM
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I Just Wish They'd Send Someone Worthy To Be In My Presence!

tennislover
Jun 17th, 2006, 04:05 AM
"If that fat boy farts just one more time..."

:lol:

tennislover
Jun 17th, 2006, 04:05 AM
"Well I guess no one gives a f*ck about my request to have a hot umbrella-holder. :mad: "

Ok mine's crap but i like chrissie-fan's one. :yeah: :p :lol:

:lol:

1handedwonder
Jun 17th, 2006, 07:02 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060614/capt.be46e40a30c349679f4452bbdae0d33b.britain_birm ingham_classic_womens__tennis_mjs113.jpg
"Hmmmmm, I wonder if this white jacket is making my shoulders look too big?"

XaDavK_Kapri
Jun 17th, 2006, 07:34 AM
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Maria : "What are those up in the stands, umbrella man ?"
Boy : "Your fans, Lady Maria."
Maria :" All of them ?"
Boy : "Those 10 over there, Lady Maria"
Maria : "Thank you umbrella man :( "

Carmen Mairena
Jun 17th, 2006, 08:18 AM
"These fucking IKEA chairs are really hurting my ass..."

deep bass
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:26 PM
"If this ain't the ideal preparation for Wimbledon I don't know what is."

:lol:

The_Pov
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:31 PM
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Maria: Amuse me umbrella boy
Boy: Well it's the queen's 2nd 80th birthday
Maria: What the duece, who's birthday
Boy: The.....Queen's
Maria: :fiery: I'M THE ONLY QUEEN AROUND HERE, that old hag is just keeping my throne warm.
Boy: Sor...
Maria: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

Cybelle Darkholme
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:38 PM
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Maria: Listen, chubs, hold that freaking umbrella straight or I will brain you with my tennis raket.
Ballboy:...But...
Maria: You see my raket?? It's right there on my knee, butterboy!
Ballboy: ....but...Mari...
Maria: Thats MISS SHARAPOVA!!!!
Ballboy:....But...Miss...Shara...Sharapova...
Maria: YES?
Ballboy: itsnotraining!
Maria: Fool the umbrella is to keep the slobber from the men sitting behind me in the stands off my hair!

Cybelle Darkholme
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:42 PM
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Maria: Pfft. No wonder Venus doesn't play this tournament.
Ballboy: Miss..
Maria: SHUT IT! And lower the umbrella so it covers your face. There are cameras present. I can't be seen in a photo with the pillsbury dough boy.

Sharapova's_Boy
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:43 PM
Maria: What the duece, who's birthday
Boy: The.....Queen's


:haha:

TeaMMashA
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:44 PM
If that boy comes in here! his gonna be upset!! that could have been one of his best moments if his a fan! and gets ruined by these comments lmao!

The_Pov
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:46 PM
Maria: SHUT IT! And lower the umbrella so it covers your face. There are cameras present. I can't be seen in a photo with the pillsbury dough boy.

ROTFLMFAO

:haha:

controlfreak
Jun 17th, 2006, 12:47 PM
"Boy, stop poking me in the shoulder with that soft sausage-like object..... EURGGHH!" :bolt:

Mike_T
Jun 17th, 2006, 01:07 PM
Maria to ballboy: "Can I have a Sex On The Beach with an umbrella?" (cocktail)

Ballboy *scarcely believing his luck*: "And there's a beech tree just over there in the woods"

cindy
Jun 17th, 2006, 07:55 PM
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Give me a tiara and call me the fucking queen!


omg this one is just too good!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: