Caption: Maria Sharapova

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Maria: "Why is my dad yelling? It's a rain delay! He's on my nerves."

I can't think of one but yours is very good!:lol:

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"If this ain't the ideal preparation for Wimbledon I don't know what is."

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Give me a tiara and call me the fucking queen!

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Maria: "Why is my dad yelling? It's a rain delay! He's on my nerves."

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Too good! :yeah:

"If that fat boy farts just one more time..."

"If that fat boy farts just one more time..."

Lmao thats good!

"Well I guess no one gives a f*ck about my request to have a hot umbrella-holder. :mad: "

Ok mine's crap but i like chrissie-fan's one. :yeah: :p :lol:

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Give me a tiara and call me the fucking queen!


LOL! Loves it...

"yeaa....I can buy this whole tournament for all I care..."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

They're all good! :yeah:

"If I'm so special, what the hell am I doing in BIRMINGHAM???"

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"Where's the f***king king? I'm late for my royal ascension! :fiery:"

"yeaa....I can buy this whole tournament for all I care..."

:lol: :lol:

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I Just Wish They'd Send Someone Worthy To Be In My Presence!

"If that fat boy farts just one more time..."

:lol:

"Well I guess no one gives a f*ck about my request to have a hot umbrella-holder. :mad: "

Ok mine's crap but i like chrissie-fan's one. :yeah: :p :lol:

:lol:

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"Hmmmmm, I wonder if this white jacket is making my shoulders look too big?"

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Maria : "What are those up in the stands, umbrella man ?"
Boy : "Your fans, Lady Maria."
Maria :" All of them ?"
Boy : "Those 10 over there, Lady Maria"
Maria : "Thank you umbrella man :( "

"These fucking IKEA chairs are really hurting my ass..."

"If this ain't the ideal preparation for Wimbledon I don't know what is."

:lol:

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Maria: Amuse me umbrella boy
Boy: Well it's the queen's 2nd 80th birthday
Maria: What the duece, who's birthday
Boy: The.....Queen's
Maria: :fiery: I'M THE ONLY QUEEN AROUND HERE, that old hag is just keeping my throne warm.
Boy: Sor...
Maria: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

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Maria: Listen, chubs, hold that freaking umbrella straight or I will brain you with my tennis raket.
Ballboy:...But...
Maria: You see my raket?? It's right there on my knee, butterboy!
Ballboy: ....but...Mari...
Maria: Thats MISS SHARAPOVA!!!!
Ballboy:....But...Miss...Shara...Sharapova...
Maria: YES?
Ballboy: itsnotraining!
Maria: Fool the umbrella is to keep the slobber from the men sitting behind me in the stands off my hair!

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Maria: Pfft. No wonder Venus doesn't play this tournament.
Ballboy: Miss..
Maria: SHUT IT! And lower the umbrella so it covers your face. There are cameras present. I can't be seen in a photo with the pillsbury dough boy.

Maria: What the duece, who's birthday
Boy: The.....Queen's


:haha:

If that boy comes in here! his gonna be upset!! that could have been one of his best moments if his a fan! and gets ruined by these comments lmao!

Maria: SHUT IT! And lower the umbrella so it covers your face. There are cameras present. I can't be seen in a photo with the pillsbury dough boy.

ROTFLMFAO

:haha:

"Boy, stop poking me in the shoulder with that soft sausage-like object..... EURGGHH!" :bolt:

Maria to ballboy: "Can I have a Sex On The Beach with an umbrella?" (cocktail)

Ballboy *scarcely believing his luck*: "And there's a beech tree just over there in the woods"

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Give me a tiara and call me the fucking queen!


omg this one is just too good!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: