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Infiniti2001
May 19th, 2006, 12:33 AM
.c The Associated Press

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (AP) - In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

Robertson has made the predictions at least four times in the past two weeks on his news-and-talk television show ``The 700 Club'' on the Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded.

Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

``If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms,'' Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, ``There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.''

Robertson has come under intense criticism in recent months for suggesting that American agents should assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was divine retribution for Israel's pullout from the Gaza Strip.



05/18/06 00:01 EDT


Cancel all trips to Virginia Beach :lol:
The last time Pat said something like this, the storms came right for him! So it looks like Virginia Beach might be hit with a tsunami. :tape:

Martian KC
May 19th, 2006, 12:46 AM
We have enough to worry over here in the southeast with the hurricanes.:lol:

Mother_Marjorie
May 19th, 2006, 01:26 AM
There is nothing holy about that man. Now, the christian is attempting to act as a false prophet.

Funny that "God told him" about storms on the coasts when hurricane forecasters most recently expect 3 or 4 storms to hit the south and east coasts.

He's a f'ing nut.

AjdeNate!
May 19th, 2006, 01:47 AM
As I was reading on a blog... they posted that story and then said
"And in other news, the Pop is Catholic".
I laughed.

firehorse
May 19th, 2006, 02:01 AM
I think God should be fair..GOD should tell everybody...why God told him only?.
I think that Man is hallucinated...

Reuchlin
May 19th, 2006, 02:11 AM
Well, the BC coastline is due for a HUGE earthquake any day/year/century now. It's actually behind schedule as far as tectonic activity goes.

bionic71
May 19th, 2006, 02:19 AM
Blesssed with such divine inspiration and foresight....what a gift.

SelesFan70
May 19th, 2006, 02:21 AM
But god told me he was going to send all the storms to the Gulf of Mexico so gas prices can rise and punish America for global warming.

Who is god lying to? :mad:

firehorse
May 19th, 2006, 02:22 AM
This is funny thread...at least God's name is exist....

Mother_Marjorie
May 19th, 2006, 02:49 AM
I think God should be fair..GOD should tell everybody...why God told him only?.
I think that Man is hallucinated...

No, here's a likely scenario.

He falls asleep with the television on the Weather Channel and while asleep, he hears the hurricane forecast for the year while in REM sleep stage.

He wakes up and thinks God has sent him a message.

He's still an f'ing moron.

SelesFan70
May 19th, 2006, 03:26 AM
No, here's a likely scenario.

He falls asleep with the television on the Weather Channel and while asleep, he hears the hurricane forecast for the year while in REM sleep stage.

He wakes up and thinks God has sent him a message.

He's still an f'ing moron.

I often imagine falling asleep with Paul Goodloe.... :hearts:

timafi
May 19th, 2006, 03:32 AM
that mofo has gone senile and should be put away :mad: :mad: :mad:

Scotso
May 19th, 2006, 06:45 AM
Witchcraft! Let's burn him at the stake.