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SelesFan70
May 18th, 2006, 05:05 PM
Vote...

This poll came to me as I was forced into a booth at work with a toilet as all the urinals were being used and heard the guy beside me hitting the water! :lol:

Rtael
May 18th, 2006, 05:08 PM
At home I aim for the water and wipe the rim. In public...hell I just piss on the floor, everyone else does too.

SelesFan70
May 18th, 2006, 05:11 PM
At home I aim for the water and wipe the rim. In public...hell I just piss on the floor, everyone else does too.

That's one reason (among many) that I don't go barefooted at the gym showers :scared:

Barrie_Dude
May 18th, 2006, 05:13 PM
Behind a bush, preferably! :haha:

GrandSlam05
May 18th, 2006, 05:20 PM
I generally pee against the back. Unless I'm drunk then I just *try* to keep it in the bowl (esp. if I'm going to be puking later I don't want to have to get piss all over myself).

Scotso
May 18th, 2006, 05:25 PM
I aim for the back to avoid splashing.

There are men that sit down just to pee? :haha:

Perfection
May 18th, 2006, 05:50 PM
I aim for the back to avoid splashing.

There are men that sit down just to pee? :haha:

Yes.

tonythetiger
May 18th, 2006, 06:03 PM
Yes.

Only girlie men do that.

!<blocparty>!
May 18th, 2006, 06:03 PM
At home I aim for the water and wipe the rim. In public...hell I just piss on the floor, everyone else does too.

LMFAO.

Public - stand up, aim anywhere. Sink, urinal, floor, doors. Who cares?

Home:

Drunk: sit down.
At night when everyone is sleeping: back.
Daytime: aim for the water.
Other times: you don't wana know.

controlfreak
May 18th, 2006, 06:10 PM
I usually aim down the left hand side, no idea why. Maybe my hose naturally points to the left. I don't like going down the centre as it's so noisy. You really could wake the neighbours. Although I think you actually get less splashback going down the centre than anywhere else (it's easier to judge it in summer when you're wearing shorts and you can feel the drops hitting your legs). If it's a really long one, I like to make my stream circle the water, hitting all sides of the bowl. Or, another game that is really fun is when the toilet has just been cleaned, and you have to wash off as much of the blue liquid as possible with your wee. I could go on for several days on this subject...

Il Primo!
May 18th, 2006, 06:16 PM
I usually aim down the left hand side, no idea why. Maybe my hose naturally points to the left. I don't like going down the centre as it's so noisy. You really could wake the neighbours. Although I think you actually get less splashback going down the centre than anywhere else (it's easier to judge it in summer when you're wearing shorts and you can feel the drops hitting your legs). If it's a really long one, I like to make my stream circle the water, hitting all sides of the bowl. Or, another game that is really fun is when the toilet has just been cleaned, and you have to wash off as much of the blue liquid as possible with your wee. I could go on for several days on this subject...

:haha:

V-MAC
May 18th, 2006, 06:16 PM
Only girlie men do that.

Would even "girlie men" go that far :confused: I doubt it.

Anyway, I always aim for the back, don't like the sound of piss hitting the water straight on anyway - too noisy :o :lol:

SilK
May 18th, 2006, 06:21 PM
I aim for the pooh skit marks left by the dirtbag that used the toilet before me. :speakles:

alfonsojose
May 18th, 2006, 07:05 PM
To save water i piss on the shower's floor

Barrie_Dude
May 18th, 2006, 07:06 PM
I usually aim down the left hand side, no idea why. Maybe my hose naturally points to the left. I don't like going down the centre as it's so noisy. You really could wake the neighbours. Although I think you actually get less splashback going down the centre than anywhere else (it's easier to judge it in summer when you're wearing shorts and you can feel the drops hitting your legs). If it's a really long one, I like to make my stream circle the water, hitting all sides of the bowl. Or, another game that is really fun is when the toilet has just been cleaned, and you have to wash off as much of the blue liquid as possible with your wee. I could go on for several days on this subject...Basically, it is any excuse to take your wanker out and play with it? :lol:

tennislover
May 18th, 2006, 07:48 PM
In public...hell I just piss on the floor, everyone else does too.

:tape:

firehorse
May 18th, 2006, 07:49 PM
hm..I aim at the back...I am uncut so it can splash...
It is something to do if your penis is cut or uncut...if you are uncut like me, we have extra skin and it can block or change the way we wnat to urinate....agree??

QuicKyMonSter
May 18th, 2006, 08:08 PM
I aim for the back to avoid splashing.

There are men that sit down just to pee? :haha:
In Germany i was obligated to pee sta down:tape:
I asked why and they told me that if a girl heard the nose, it would be not showing respect for them. WTF?! Then I found in every toilet a shield saying: "Hier pinkelt man im Sitzen!" :o
I got used to doing so...:tape: I needed a lot of time to go back to my old habits...
and yeah, i'm also one of those who plays with the wee...you can actually create music! :haha:

Il Primo!
May 18th, 2006, 08:12 PM
In Germany i was obligated to pee sta down:tape:
I asked why and they told me that if a girl heard the nose, it would be not showing respect for them. WTF?! Then I found in every toilet a shield saying: "Hier pinkelt man im Sitzen!" :o
I got used to doing so...:tape: I needed a lot of time to go back to my old habits...
and yeah, i'm also one of those who plays with the wee...you can actually create music! :haha:

You're all so bizaaaaaaaaarrre!:haha: :haha: Can't anybody pee simply,just do his job without any fantasies ?! :lol: :lol:

furrykitten
May 18th, 2006, 08:21 PM
There should be another poll, asking how you do this when you are drunk!.

charmedRic
May 18th, 2006, 08:37 PM
Back. :) *lol*

controlfreak
May 18th, 2006, 08:50 PM
I aim for the pooh skit marks left by the dirtbag that used the toilet before me. :speakles:

Ooh, I forgot about that one. That's probably the one situation in which I aim for the back.


To save water i piss on the shower's floor

What about all the water that comes out of the shower head while you are pissing? Surely that is more than a toilet flush.

tonythetiger
May 18th, 2006, 09:08 PM
To save water i piss on the shower's floor

That's just nasty.

¤CharlDa¤
May 18th, 2006, 11:18 PM
Would even "girlie men" go that far :confused: I doubt it.



I know that when I'm at home I pee sitting down. I guess that's just laziness and routine. I don't do that in public restrooms of course, but I tend to always take a stall instead or urinals, no idea why, I think I had a bad experience when I was younger and it led to that. I should work on that though ;)

Martian KC
May 18th, 2006, 11:21 PM
Ya'll are just nasty.

Aim for the back to avoid splashing. Urination is nasty. Ew.

Geisha
May 18th, 2006, 11:43 PM
Aim for the water - when there is water there. At my school, there is no water, just a drain.

John A Roark
May 19th, 2006, 01:37 AM
Maybe my hose naturally points to the left
You're one of them guys with a "half-elgin twist?"

Kirt12255
May 19th, 2006, 01:52 AM
:lol: Figure of 8 in the water usually does the job;)

Brett.
May 19th, 2006, 02:00 AM
Back to avoid splashing.

SelesFan70
May 19th, 2006, 02:11 AM
I aim for the pooh skit marks left by the dirtbag that used the toilet before me. :speakles:

:spit:

hingis-seles
May 19th, 2006, 06:23 AM
Aim at the back. Sometimes in the water, for fun sounds effects.

Scotso
May 19th, 2006, 06:38 AM
That's just nasty.

No it's not. Doctors actually say you should piss while you're in the shower, that the acid or whatever kills foot fungus. :shrug:

Kart
May 19th, 2006, 08:41 AM
^ I'm sure doctors would advocate a good bar of soap on your feet over the contents of your bladder.

"Sluggy"
May 19th, 2006, 09:47 AM
sit

SilK
May 19th, 2006, 10:08 AM
Ooh, I forgot about that one. That's probably the one situation in which I aim for the back.

It makes urinating that much more fun! I just figured everybody did it... :shrug:

fifiricci
May 19th, 2006, 10:27 AM
Reading this thread is hardly likely to give any of the girls a dose of penis envy, but nonetheless I love some of the bizarre and witty comments :lol:

Helen Lawson
May 19th, 2006, 03:32 PM
I generally pee against the back. Unless I'm drunk then I just *try* to keep it in the bowl (esp. if I'm going to be puking later I don't want to have to get piss all over myself).

Miss Jenkins said it was clean? Do you think it's clean? DO YOU THINK IT'S CLEAN? Look at that, do you?

GrandSlam05
May 19th, 2006, 03:40 PM
Miss Jenkins said it was clean? Do you think it's clean? DO YOU THINK IT'S CLEAN? Look at that, do you?
Yes, Mommie.

Helen Lawson
May 19th, 2006, 03:41 PM
Yes, Mommie.

Yes Mommie WHAT?

GrandSlam05
May 19th, 2006, 03:44 PM
Yes Mommie WHAT?
Yes, Mommie Dearest.

vogus
May 19th, 2006, 03:44 PM
i piss sitting down at home, it keeps the bathroom cleaner.

Helen Lawson
May 19th, 2006, 04:19 PM
Yes, Mommie Dearest.

When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to MEAN it!

esquímaux
May 19th, 2006, 06:08 PM
I aim for the back/sides to avoid the splashing lol

Sit down like a proper lady should :tape: :speakles: :tape: *DEAD*......so *DEAD* :haha: :haha: :haha:

pav
May 23rd, 2006, 08:01 AM
I mainly piss outside,if there is anyone elses truck around I try to piss on their tyres. One thing you have to watch here is our flax bushes,they have big spear shaped leaves,and the lower ones droop down and sometimes you are busy leaking away and looking at the scenery instead of admiring your wonderful dick,and the goddamn piss comes running back down the bloody flax leaves like a gutter and ends up all over your boots:fiery:

ZeroSOFInfinity
May 23rd, 2006, 08:23 AM
I do it the "long range" way.... I stand 3-4 steps from the rim and blast away into it. The remains I let them fall onto the toilet floor (the cleaners will clean that later). Saves me a few seconds by doing that.

Of course, that is what I do when I am in public toilets, not at home ;)

Dan23
May 23rd, 2006, 08:37 AM
...Or, another game that is really fun is when the toilet has just been cleaned, and you have to wash off as much of the blue liquid as possible with your wee. I could go on for several days on this subject...
:lol:

fifiricci
May 23rd, 2006, 09:15 AM
According to the man who came to plumb in my new washing machine, men who have "Prince Alberts" have to pee sitting down, otherwise they completely drench the whole bathroom :lol:

This guy was a mine of information about the Prince Albert and described the op to me in gory detail! I had to restrain him from showing it to me, which I thought was a step too far at that point, as I had only just met him and we weren't even on first name terms, never mind a first date ;) He also had about a million tattoos, which we gave me a detailed tour of! :rolleyes:

I think the guy was very lonely and I must have been looking particularly desperate for male company on that particular day. :o

Still, he made a very good job of the plumbing :devil:

McAuley
May 23rd, 2006, 11:11 AM
Aim for back to avoid splashing. :yeah:

No Name Face
May 23rd, 2006, 01:55 PM
when i'm drunk i pee everywhere.

when i'm in urinals, i pee pretty everywhere too.

at home i aim for the water tho.