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Pheobo
May 16th, 2006, 06:28 PM
It was fun. He was giving me a "warning ticket"...I won't say for what. But anyways, when I looked at the "race" part of the ticket he put down Hispanic. I was puzzled that he didn't ask me what my race was because technically, I'm not Hispanic, although I can see why some less politically correct (bigots) would just assume. So asked "My race is Hispanic?" and he just got this "oh shit..." look and he was like "Was I wrong? I'll change it! I'm so sorry...I just assumed by your color..." Then I asked him why he felt he had to assume at all. It was really funny.

It was my first ticket in a LONG time and I never thought I'd have so much fun getting one.

V-MAC
May 16th, 2006, 06:35 PM
oh ok. I misread the thread title :o

Helen Lawson
May 16th, 2006, 06:38 PM
Not bad, hon, but next time, turn on the tears, and maybe he tears up the ticket!

Pheobo
May 16th, 2006, 06:39 PM
oh ok. I misread the thread title :o


Yeah...I was thinking I should change it...but...I like it kind of :p

alfonsojose
May 16th, 2006, 06:45 PM
I was expecting some sex references here :devil: .. :bolt:

cellophane
May 16th, 2006, 06:48 PM
No handcuffs? ;)

Wigglytuff
May 16th, 2006, 06:51 PM
the story is not that interesting particularly since you won't tell us what you got the ticket for... running over puppies? getting a bj while driving? what?

Helen Lawson
May 16th, 2006, 06:54 PM
the story is not that interesting particularly since you won't tell us what you got the ticket for... running over puppies? getting a bj while driving? what?

:lol: :lol: Hon, I have to tell you, you used to annoy the crap out of me, and now, the last few weeks, you're totally hilarious and your posts are the best! :worship:

Pheobo
May 16th, 2006, 07:01 PM
the story is not that interesting particularly since you won't tell us what you got the ticket for... running over puppies? getting a bj while driving? what?


It was a warning ticket! So nothing that bad.

If I was getting a BJ while driving my black wife would have been molested by a white police officer. Everyone who knows their award winning movies would be aware of that.

tennislover
May 16th, 2006, 07:54 PM
Not bad, hon, but next time, turn on the tears, and maybe he tears up the ticket!
:haha:

wise advice!

rebel_ffighter
May 16th, 2006, 09:37 PM
oh ok. I misread the thread title :o

me too :o

Wigglytuff
May 16th, 2006, 09:39 PM
It was a warning ticket! So nothing that bad.

If I was getting a BJ while driving my black wife would have been molested by a white police officer. Everyone who knows their award winning movies would be aware of that.
SOOOOO TRUE!!!! :tape: :tape: :tape: