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tucker1989
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:07 PM
I thought you might find this interesting. I didn't know where to post it since it is about men's tennis. I found this on another board.





The Life of a Pro Tennis Groupie - Big Dicks, Great Lays and the rest

The following document has been compiled from information gathered over the last half decade by a band of women - ATP groupies - who have made it there business to seduce, suck and fuck the brains out of the world's most famous tennis players. If you are interested in tennis or tennis players this may be a worthwhile guide to hooking up with them, otherwise it is still good fun.

Agassi, Andre – Neurotic. Has never gotten into groupies because he finds them dirty. Found one girl who said she fucked him in the early nineties and he used two rubbers. Average lay with a really small dick (one locker room attendant reports they could barely see it for all the hair). Rarely showers at tournaments anymore. Moody. Some reports of his friendliness, others that his on court ‘classiness’ is all an act.

Ancic, Mario – Whore. Probably been through the most groupies of any guy on tour. Average cock (about 6 inch), but makes the most of it. Not afraid to lick ****. Will go bareback.

Blake, James – One of the most beautiful men on tour has a suprisingly small dick (about 5 inch erect) and is nothing to write home about in the sack.

Clement, Arnaud – Petite Frenchman packs a big dick at 7 inches and knows how to use it. Always uses condoms.

Corretja, Alex – Mr Nice Guy, surprisingly wild in bed. Loves to give anal and into threesomes, including with fellow Spaniards. One groupie reports being the meat in a Corretja-Moya Sandwich. Well hung at 7 inches and “the thickest I’ve seen”. Likes to go bareback.

Coria, Guillermo – Prickly little customer who has few friends on tour. Loyal to his wife Carla. Likes to keep himself hairless (including downstairs). Small dick.

Dent, Taylor – Loud mouth. Average endowment and ability.

Enqvist, Thomas – Slut. Average cock, average lay.

Federer, Roger – Super nice guy on an off the court, though can appear aloof at times. Super committed to girlfriend, Miroslava. Would be a huge scalp for any groupie, but seems groupie proof. Word from the locker room; small (even shriveled by some reports), uncut dick, unmaintained bush. A shame.

Ferrer, David – Dud lay.

Ferrero, Juan Carlos – Horny as hell with a taste for groupies. Nice uncut 7 inch dick (though not very thick) and a real latino lover with heaps of stamina. Long term girlfriend Patricia has to keep him on a tight leash to keep him from straying. Otherwise quite a nice guy. Practices safe sex.

Gasquet, Richard – Nadal’s contemporary, and one groupie who has had the company of both insists that the Frenchman has a distinct edge in the sack. Obsessed with blowjobs.

Gaudio, Gaston – Slut. Mild mannered but horny as hell. Very well hung, about 8 inch, uncut and fat. Excellent in the sack. Loves doing it doggie style. Will go bareback, but happy to wear a rubber if you ask.

Ginepri, Robby – Minnie Driver’s former squeeze, whose average endowment hasn’t stopped him making his way trough a fair share of ladies. Only an average lay and fairly unadventurous.

Gonzalez, Fernando – A good solid fuck.

Grosjean, Sebastien – Happily married with children. Buzz from the locker room says that his wife is no size queen – small cock.

Haas, Tommy – Horndog. Pretty boy. Arrogant at times. Uses his 6 inches to advantage but can be selfish. Practices safe sex.

Henman, Tim – Nice guy, if moody at times. Small dick, but happily married so no worry to us.

Hewitt, Lleyton – Massively endowed. Long, thick and cut. A 6-7 inch flaccid cock grows to 9-10 inch when hard. His size is well-known to other pros, one telling a groupie that “Lleyton is easily the biggest on tour”. Despite being a complete prick on court, generally a nice guy off it, and even a little shy. Moved from one high profile romance to the next and cant find a groupie who has slept with him. Pity.

Hrbaty, Dominik – Suprisingly good in bed. No Mr Big but gives everything he’s got.

Johansson, Joachim – One of the biggest cocks on tour at 8 inches.. Likes it hard and fast but can struggle with stamina. Been banging Lleyton Hewitt’s little sister and not very promiscuous.

Johansson, Thomas – Well hung (bout 7 inch hard), straight talking Swede. Conventional, but gets the job done. Very faithful to his long term partner.

Kiefer, Nicolas – Hewitt’s rival as the biggest man on tour. Estimated at a whopping 9 inch erect. An exhibitionist who was once picked up urinating in public after a night out. Horndog. Likes it rough and while he is good at what he does is something of a one trick pony. Won’t give head and insists that his conquests swallow his cum.

Lapentti, Nicolas – Fat 8 inch wad, but a dud lay who thinks his cock will do it all for him. Likes it bareback.

Malisse, Xavier – Jen Capriati’s ex-lover is competent in the sack. Likes to be ridden on top. Average cock.

Moya, Carlos – Whore. Poorly hung (wouldn’t get beyond 5 inches erect) but an excellent fuck by all accounts. Proving that size doesn’t matter. Will go bareback if you let him.

Nadal, Rafael – Generally pleasant, but has an arrogant streak. Using his muscular physique and new found fame to add as many notches as possible to his belt (and what hot blooded 19yo wouldn’t?). Only averagely endowed (around 6 inch) and despite his stamina on court has a bad habit of coming too quickly off it. Will ask to go bareback.

Philippoussis, Mark – Total Slut. Any hole will do. Average 6 inch cock and has admitted to being envious of compatriot Hewitt’s endowment. He is good in the sack though; surprisingly unselfish.

Rafter, Patrick – Surprisingly a dud. Less than a 5 inch dick and has few moves. Premature ejaculator. Obsessive condom user.

Robredo, Tommy – Boringly conventional in the sack. Only an average dick.

Roddick, Andy – Despite his horndog aura, is quite picky about his women and doesn’t buy big into groupies. Those who have had the experience have said that although he is only modestly endowed (between 5-6 inch hard) is explosive in the sack with stamina to burn. One groupie said he gave it to her four times in one night. Can be a little selfish. Loves getting head, but very reluctant to give it. Uses a condom everytime.

Safin, Marat – Horndog. Will fuck anything in a skirt, including groupies. While his dick is above average (about 7 inch hard), it’s his willingness to try anything that makes him a beast in bed. Loves giving it to a girl up the back passage and gives great head. One groupie reports having a threesome with Safin and another Russian sports star. Likes to give facials after receiving blow jobs. Endless stamina. Suprisingly vigilant in practicing safe sex.

Spadea, Vincent – Sleazy slut who uses his pro status to lure chicks completely out of his league (and is often rejected). Adequately endowed (6 inches) and ok in the sack.

Youzhny, Mikhail – A b-grade Safin. 7 inch cock. Skirt Chaser. Wild in the sack.

Helen Lawson
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:19 PM
AWESOME!!!! Post of the year. :worship:

CooCooCachoo
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:25 PM
Had read it before.

Funny fiction.

Helen Lawson
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:26 PM
']:Pattyschole:

By the way what is "bareback"? :confused:

No condom.

CooCooCachoo
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:26 PM
']:Pattyschole:

By the way what is "bareback"? :confused:

It's pretty obvious from the article :shrug: It means without a condom :p

Gonzo Hates Me!
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:36 PM
Awesome read!!!!!!!!!! And Ancic IS THE BIGGEST SLUT on the tour! Just like this read said. I think a lot of the things printed are true--well, some of them I know are. Come on, boys will be boys! And if Lleyton has the biggest banana, then all I have to say is GO KIM!!!

selking
Mar 30th, 2006, 08:45 PM
that is such bs. none of that is true

Denise4925
Mar 30th, 2006, 09:40 PM
I'll never look at these guys the same :o :lol:

What's surprising is that if all the guys, save two or three, on the ATP have such small dicks, why are there groupies? :shrug: :lol:

!<blocparty>!
Mar 30th, 2006, 09:46 PM
Death.

:haha:

Helen Lawson
Mar 30th, 2006, 09:49 PM
I'll never look at these guys the same :o :lol:

What's surprising is that if all the guys, save two or three, on the ATP have such small dicks, why are there groupies? :shrug: :lol:

I guess apart from the small dicks, they have good, athletic bodies and are famous (somewhat for some of them) and maybe throw money around. :confused:

Denise4925
Mar 30th, 2006, 09:55 PM
I guess apart from the small dicks, they have good, athletic bodies and are famous (somewhat for some of them) and maybe throw money around. :confused:
Okay, maybe I don't understand the mentality of a groupie. :lol:

~Cherry*Blossom~
Mar 30th, 2006, 10:07 PM
If this is true, I kinda guessed it for Roddick and Nadal ;)

flyingmachine
Mar 30th, 2006, 10:33 PM
:spit:

Ferosh
Mar 30th, 2006, 10:45 PM
Federer, Roger – Super nice guy on an off the court, though can appear aloof at times. Super committed to girlfriend, Miroslava. Would be a huge scalp for any groupie, but seems groupie proof. Word from the locker room; small (even shriveled by some reports), uncut dick, unmaintained bush. A shame.

:haha::haha::haha:

¤CharlDa¤
Mar 30th, 2006, 11:14 PM
OMG, priceless post. In some cases, it actually turned me on a lil to think it might be true :eek: :drool:

drake3781
Mar 30th, 2006, 11:27 PM
Even if it's not true, it's so damn funny to read :lol:

tucker1989
Mar 31st, 2006, 04:58 AM
Bump :lol:

SloKid
Mar 31st, 2006, 08:07 AM
:rolls: :tape:

ceiling_fan
Mar 31st, 2006, 09:28 AM
Hewitt, Lleyton – Massively endowed. Long, thick and cut. A 6-7 inch flaccid cock grows to 9-10 inch when hard. His size is well-known to other pros, one telling a groupie that “Lleyton is easily the biggest on tour”. Despite being a complete prick on court, generally a nice guy off it, and even a little shy. Moved from one high profile romance to the next and cant find a groupie who has slept with him. Pity.


i believe the whole thing until i got up to this part....

:haha: :haha:

Lollipop
Mar 31st, 2006, 09:54 AM
So now that I 'know' Coria has a small dick, does it mean I shouldn't support him anymore?

Don't I have chances to get with Gaudio now that he's a male slut?

Lollipop
Mar 31st, 2006, 09:56 AM
Did you post that on www.menstennisforums.com already?
If not, please do so.

SilK
Mar 31st, 2006, 10:51 AM
Well, chosing between Blake, Safin and Kiefer has become a lot easier now! :drool: :tape: :hearts:

Brett.
Mar 31st, 2006, 11:01 AM
Omg - I got disgusted when they said Roger is uncut and thick. Its hard to believe that Lleyton's endowment is quite big abover 10 inches. I think that's why Kim want to be with him until the end of their relationship.

mandy7
Mar 31st, 2006, 11:01 AM
too bad they're all straight silas :p
well, too bad for you
i'm quite happy 'bout that

SilK
Mar 31st, 2006, 11:15 AM
too bad they're all straight silas :p
well, too bad for you
i'm quite happy 'bout that

Believe me, at least one of those three will swing both ways. :devil:

mandy7
Mar 31st, 2006, 11:16 AM
kiefer probably
cause he's german
and germans SUCK
:p

Jakeev
Apr 1st, 2006, 02:25 AM
Any knews about Ivo Karlovic?:devil: :drool:

Jennifer North
Apr 1st, 2006, 03:13 AM
not entirely true, Robredo, for example, is quite well hung, according to several of my inside sources.

too bad they're all straight silas :p
well, too bad for you
i'm quite happy 'bout that

humm, maybe Silas will be happy to know that the most famous active Russian tennis player has recently declared in a Russian magazine that he now swings both ways ;) :D ... oh, and the sandwich was with a famous and married American football player :tape: :lol:

hablo
Apr 1st, 2006, 03:47 AM
Well, that was quite entertaining to read :haha::haha::haha:

drake3781
Apr 1st, 2006, 04:03 AM
Even if it's not true, it's so damn funny to read :lol:


Now that I think about it, as a straight girl I can tell that this is written by a gay guy or guys, not any girl. It's written to focus on stuff that gay guys care/talk about ("bareback", cut or uncut, extreme focus on cock size and looks of it, etc.) and my girls don't talk about. We girls talk about stuff differntly. :kiss:

Reuchlin
Apr 1st, 2006, 04:19 AM
I misread the thread title and thought it was going to be something "pro-lifers"--- I was getting my fingers warmed up! :lol:

¤CharlDa¤
Apr 1st, 2006, 04:36 AM
Well after reading that post, I also did get my fingers warmed up :devil: :drool: :lol:

Sorry, im a lil tired here ;)

DutchieGirl
Apr 1st, 2006, 05:20 AM
:spit: :haha: Although no use to me! :p

Gonzo Hates Me!
Apr 3rd, 2006, 06:15 AM
kiefer probably
cause he's german
and germans SUCK
:p

What! Kiefer's f***ing hot. I'd attack that man and do such bad things to him. :lick: :lick: It's nice to know he's well endowed. Omg... i need to stop. Weird things are starting to happen to my body just thinking about him naked and on top of me

fifiricci
Apr 3rd, 2006, 08:59 AM
Now that I think about it, as a straight girl I can tell that this is written by a gay guy or guys, not any girl. It's written to focus on stuff that gay guys care/talk about ("bareback", cut or uncut, extreme focus on cock size and looks of it, etc.) and my girls don't talk about. We girls talk about stuff differntly. :kiss:

Do we? :o :devil:

Jakeev
Apr 3rd, 2006, 01:47 PM
I guess apart from the small dicks, they have good, athletic bodies and are famous (somewhat for some of them) and maybe throw money around. :confused:

Or perhaps what they lack downstairs they gain in what they can do orally for the groupies downstairs.......:lol: :lol:

Jakeev
Apr 3rd, 2006, 01:49 PM
So no news on Ivo?:drool: :lol:

CrossCourt~Rally
Apr 3rd, 2006, 02:28 PM
The Life of a Pro Tennis Groupie - Big Gaping Pussy, Poor Lays and diseased up the cooter :lol: Needs money so she has decided to become a fictional writer :lol: :wavey:

alfonsojose
Apr 3rd, 2006, 03:27 PM
No condom.
No condom + spit = brokeback

alfonsojose
Apr 3rd, 2006, 03:30 PM
Did you post that on www.menstennisforums.com already?
If not, please do so.
It was already posted there, long time ago, in "the guy with the biggest dick" thread :angel:

Andy T
Apr 3rd, 2006, 03:44 PM
Moya, Carlos – Whore. Poorly hung (wouldn’t get beyond 5 inches erect) but an excellent fuck by all accounts. Proving that size doesn’t matter. Will go bareback if you let him.



I can vouch for this but am reconsidering my "position" (under "Carlos Moya") in view of the problems in the inch department.

Why oh why is Max 'The Beast ;)' Mirnyi not included in this alternative ATP tour guide?

alfonsojose
Apr 3rd, 2006, 03:48 PM
I can vouch for this but am reconsidering my "position" (under "Carlos Moya") in view of the problems in the inch department.

Why oh why is Max 'The Beast ;)' Mirnyi not included in this alternative ATP tour guide?
There was a little note --> Mirnyi : womb injury :scared:

Andy T
Apr 3rd, 2006, 04:43 PM
There was a little note --> Mirnyi : womb injury :scared:

as in "he's capable of inflicting one" or "he obviously incurred one himself"?

he could injure my "womb" any time he liked!:devil:

Gonzo Hates Me!
Apr 4th, 2006, 01:29 AM
Why oh why is Max 'The Beast ;)' Mirnyi not included in this alternative ATP tour guide?

And why isn't Nalbandian included? He looks like a satisfying f***

Vacant
Apr 4th, 2006, 01:39 AM
Lleyton has a gorgeous body :drool: but is he that endowed.

Judge for yourself:

http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=51368

TennisFan75
Apr 4th, 2006, 03:43 PM
normally i dont find him very attractive.. but he works that speedo look nicely.. i wonder how much time he spends getting rid of any trace of body hair lol

Lollipop
Apr 4th, 2006, 04:23 PM
It was already posted there, long time ago, in "the guy with the biggest dick" thread :angel:


As if I read THAT thread

tucker1989
Jun 17th, 2006, 09:57 PM
Bump :lol:

Wiggly
Jun 17th, 2006, 10:27 PM
I tought it was true :tape: I was like "WTF is that!" :eek:

RatedR Superstar
Jun 18th, 2006, 02:46 AM
i wonder if the womens got their own male groupies :lol: :lol:

Ilikebigboobies
Jun 18th, 2006, 04:55 AM
i wonder if the womens got their own male groupies :lol: :lol:

I am going to become one!!
Watch out for a report like this on the womens game in lets say...about 12 months!:D

moby
Sep 17th, 2012, 01:55 AM
*bump*

Any updates?