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AjdeNate!
Mar 24th, 2006, 07:21 AM
So it's the funniest thing........

I went to Lisa Lampanelli's comedy show tonight. First off this bitch has a mouth on her that would make a sailor blush, scream, and run home to mommy. She's rude, she's foul, she's hilarious!

The set was about 1.5 hours and she was on! From the first dick joke to the 19th time she dropped the 'c' word. Loves it!

I've never in my life laughed harder or more often than I did tonight. bout 1/3 of her material was from her DVD 'Take It Like A Man', however there were tons of new jokes. If only I could remember all of them!

Anyway, after the show, LL was selling CDs for her 'United Negro Cocksucker's Fund' and of course, being a philanthropist, I had to donate to LL's charity. She peddled a CD and we made nice. I cracked a joke which had her in stitches! - she promised to do it in her next show even. She loved me, gave me a big hug and a smooch on the cheek. (Probably in part as I donated to her charity, but mostly I hope cuz she found me hilarious). Yet I digress... Anyway here's a photo of me and Ms L.L. yuckin' it up.

The quality is shit as it was a camera phone and I had to Photoshop the hell out of it to brighten it up. And look at the jacked up face she's making - she's about to fall out laughing as I made a very timely dick joke to her as the photo was about to be taken. :devil:

What can I say, I love LL! :hearts:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/mseles/03-23-06_2126____3.jpg




By the way... this is how she normally looks:
http://www.comedysoapbox.com/img/comedians/117.jpg


.....and only 4.5 weeks until I see Kathy Griffin - big ups to me!

Wannabeknowitall
Mar 24th, 2006, 07:26 AM
When you see Kathy Griffin could you do me a favor and slap her.
Wipe your hands afterwards because you're going to get tons of makeup on it.
Hopefully that shock will do something to that stuff on her head she calls hair.
Seriously you're suppose to look BETTER after plastic surgery.
Can she do something with that hair of hers.
There are enough fags in LA to make it look fab and at the same time make her look fab.
Also tell her to stop with the Ryan Seacrest jokes.
See when you insult people they're not suppose to continue to get bigger and bigger in the public's eye.
Considering Ryan now has the job that Kathy would have loved at E!, that isn't going so well.
Glad you had tons of fun on the gambling boat.

Rocketta
Mar 24th, 2006, 07:29 AM
never heard of her? :shrug:

but

glad you had a blast. :wavey:

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 08:36 AM
Oh yeah...i LOVE LL... :worship: I first saw her on Pam Andersns roast and then on Jay Leno last week... i also have her dvds :lol:

Ps...i did not know LL was you in drag! :lol: j/k YA FAT BASTARD!! ( a joke from the show ) :lol: :p

AjdeNate!
Mar 24th, 2006, 08:43 AM
`The only thing you're connected to is a fork, you fat bastard!`
`Take one of them tits out, man, and hit Tyrone with it. You got some Double D's, you fat bastard!`

She was on a roll!!

We were in the middle, second table from the stage and I was hella nervous she'd pick on me - but we were safe. ;) Everyone around us got it though. :lol:

AjdeNate!
Mar 24th, 2006, 08:44 AM
Oh yeah...i LOVE LL... :worship: I first saw her on Pam Andersns roast and then on Jay Leno last week... i also have her dvds :lol:

Ps...i did not know LL was you in drag! :lol: j/k YA FAT BASTARD!! ( a joke from the show ) :lol: :p
She went off on Courtney Love and Andy Dick at Plastica's roast. Fucking hilarious - lots of new stuff in that segment.

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 08:56 AM
She went off on Courtney Love and Andy Dick at Plastica's roast. Fucking hilarious - lots of new stuff in that segment.

:lol: :lol: Did she mention anything about her PILOT for fox ?? I hope it gets picked up :D :bounce:

AjdeNate!
Mar 24th, 2006, 08:58 AM
:lol: :lol: Did she mention anything about her PILOT for fox ?? I hope it gets picked up :D :bounce:
She did - it's filmed and all mastered. It's called 'Big Loud Lisa!'. She also is shopping it to HBO, but with a MUCH different name... one I don't dare type here. :haha:

It's about her, her black BF, moving back to Connecticut and their gay neighbor.

Comedian Wendell opened - he was a riot! Very over the top gay comic, but so so so funny!!!

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 09:01 AM
She did - it's filmed and all mastered. It's called 'Big Loud Lisa!'. She also is shopping it to HBO, but with a MUCH different name... one I don't dare type here. :haha:

It's about her, her black BF, moving back to Connecticut and their gay neighbor.

Comedian Wendell opened - he was a riot! Very over the top gay comic, but so so so funny!!!

Hehehe..so cool! If my two fave comedians have sitcoms on next season i will be soo happy!! Margaret Cho also has a deal with FOX and her show already has a 13 episode order for FALL :worship: :bounce:

AjdeNate!
Mar 24th, 2006, 09:02 AM
The C-H-O revolution is coming to Chicago in July... you should come. ;)
I'll be set, Mags, LL, and even Kathy got a new order for her D-List show/reality series. I'll be on it and stuff - she's filming where we're seeing her and I'm front row/center there. :bounce:

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 09:05 AM
The C-H-O revolution is coming to Chicago in July... you should come. ;)
I'll be set, Mags, LL, and even Kathy got a new order for her D-List show/reality series. I'll be on it and stuff - she's filming where we're seeing her and I'm front row/center there. :bounce:

:worship: Do you rememBer JULIE BROWN ?? Just Say Julie, homecoming queens has a got a gone ;) She needs to get back on tv :D She is released the best of just say julie on dvd next month and just filmed and produced a new movie starring her ;) :bounce:

PamShriverRockz
Mar 24th, 2006, 09:12 AM
I have no idea who she is but live comedy ROCKZ! :yeah:

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 09:12 AM
Fat Rose and Squeaky : Starring Comedians Lea DeLaria and Julie Brown also starring Cicely Tyson and Louise Fletcher .

Lea is an exptremly funny and butch lesbain stand up..HILLARIOUS :worship: She was on Rosie Odonnell a few times aswell as will and grace, tales of the city, rocky horror on broadway etc ;-)

AjdeNate!
Mar 24th, 2006, 09:25 AM
:worship: Do you rememBer JULIE BROWN ?? Just Say Julie, homecoming queens has a got a gone ;) She needs to get back on tv :D She is released the best of just say julie on dvd next month and just filmed and produced a new movie starring her ;) :bounce:
Medusa: Dare To Be Truthful. Spoof on Madonna Truth or Dare - yes of course I know Miss Julie Brown. She's a riot! I'm loving her coming out on DVD and back on TV! :bounce:

AjdeNate!
Mar 24th, 2006, 09:26 AM
I have no idea who she is but live comedy ROCKZ! :yeah:
You should visit iTunes and preview her comedy CD 'Take It Like A Man', but be warned, she's vulgar! :D

Random - she signed my CD 'Yours always, with the biggest twat.. XOXO LL' :hearts:

AjdeNate!
Apr 4th, 2006, 10:45 AM
My girl is blowin' up... she was on 'so noTORIous', she was in 'Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector', and she's getting her own sitcom. Loves it.