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switz
Mar 21st, 2006, 09:55 PM
I know the word cool is not particularly cool anymore but I think it's between Dementieva and Golovin.

Elena is cool because

1) She is beautiful
2) She wears short shorts - so in right now
3) She plays doubles with sex bomb Italian Pennetta
4) She drives a BMW X5 - she could be a character on the OC
5) She wants to open a jeans shop with Myskina - denim is so hot right now - as long as she stocks Nudie jeans from Sweden ;) plus having the friend who is outside the box is so hot right now as well.

Tati is cool because

1) She is not perfect but she works what she's got
2) She is sponsored by Lacoste - only decent tennis outfits
3) She is like a ricard - French with a twist of Ruski
4) She goes to food drives in her spare time
5) She changes her hair colour and doesn't care what people think.

Why did i create this thread? I do not know :mad:

timafi
Mar 21st, 2006, 10:00 PM
I know the word cool is not particularly cool anymore but I think it's between Dementieva and Golovin.

Elena is cool because

1) She is beautiful
2) She wears short shorts - so in right now
3) She plays doubles with sex bomb Italian Pennetta
4) She drives a BMW X5 - she could be a character on the OC
5) She wants to open a jeans shop with Myskina - denim is so hot right now - as long as she stocks Nudie jeans from Sweden ;) plus having the friend who is outside the box is so hot right now as well.

Tati is cool because

1) She is not perfect but she works what she's got
2) She is sponsored by Lacoste - only decent tennis outfits
3) She is like a ricard - French with a twist of Ruski
4) She goes to food drives in her spare time
5) She changes her hair colour and doesn't care what people think.

Why did i create this thread? I do not know :mad:
makes ya wonder huh? :tape: :tape: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

ivanovic
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:29 PM
Coolest: I'd have to say Francesca Schiovonne and probably Serena.

SJW
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:38 PM
if i wanted to have a "cool time" i'd probably hang out with Serena, Tatiana G or Maria.

ezekiel
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:39 PM
Kim and Venus :cool:

SpikeyAidanm
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:47 PM
Haynes, she's so funky IMO

danieln1
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:53 PM
Obviously Lindsay Davenport!

Martian Jeza
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:56 PM
MichaŽlla Krajicek and I hope to meet her at Roland Garros

swissmisshingis
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:31 AM
for me it's Martina Hingis of course i just love her sense of humor and i think Elena is funny too so they are both cool to me ;)

Derek.
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:36 AM
Nastya and Tati. :p

PatrickRyan
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:39 AM
no brainer Serena

hablo
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:41 AM
Safin : I think he'd be interesting to meet !! :hearts:

edit : I know that Marat doesn't play on womens' tour :lol:

Martian Jeza
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:47 AM
for me it's Martina Hingis of course i just love her sense of humor and i think Elena is funny too so they are both cool to me ;)

Indeed, I didn't want to mention her because it would be seen as a very biased view :worship:

anlavalle
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:49 AM
Amelie because she likes wine and she has a Harley Davison

Volcana
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:52 AM
Cool as in like jazz? Mauresmo.

If what you want is an evening of fine wine, fine art and fine conversation, Amelie is THE person. If you want a Russia-centric version of same, then Elena Dementieva.

If you want a HOT evening, full of Hollywood stars, 'it' clubs, late nights, and papparazzi, then Serena is first, and no one is second.

gsm
Mar 22nd, 2006, 01:10 AM
lindsay!

she dont give a hoot, she cool yo!

controlfreak
Mar 22nd, 2006, 01:46 AM
The Full Top-30 Coolness Analysis Report

MAURESMO, AMELIE: still uncool because of her past mental weaknesses. 4/10
CLIJSTERS, KIM: cool because of popularity, uncool because of the wrist snafu. 7/10
HENIN-HARDENNE, JUSTINE: totally uncool right now, obvious reasons. 1/10
SHARAPOVA, MARIA: tries too hard, and too unpopular to be truly cool. 8/10
DAVENPORT, LINDSAY: veteran cool, but also past-it uncool. 6/10
PIERCE, MARY: way too old and ugly to be cool. 2/10
PETROVA, NADIA: rising in coolness, but still lacking in personality. 7/10
DEMENTIEVA, ELENA: very cool girl, can't see anything wrong here. 10/10
SCHNYDER, PATTY: unpopular lefty-flavour of cool, but uncool dodgy past. 6/10
WILLIAMS, VENUS: mature cool, but doesn't show up often enough. 6/10
SCHIAVONE, FRANCESCA: grunty sweaty cool, but not stylish enough to be cool. 7/10
MYSKINA, ANASTASIA: sulky cool, fashion cool, athletic cool, results uncool. 9/10
VAIDISOVA, NICOLE: too pretty, too tall, too young, too successful - not cool. 3/10
KUZNETSOVA, SVETLANA: powerplay cool with a very uncool apppearance. 3/10
HANTUCHOVA, DANIELA: prima donna, "look at my skimpy outifts" uncool. 2/10
IVANOVIC, ANA: pretty and talented cool, possibly too popular due to looks? 8/10
LIKHOVTSEVA, ELENA: veteran cool + consistency cool + yawn uncool. 7/10
GROENEFELD, ANNA-LENA: uncool, wants success way too much. 2/10
PENNETTA, FLAVIA: fiery Latin cool, overrated looks & talent uncool. 5/10
SAFINA, DINARA: "Grrr, Hulk angry!" cool, crater face uncool. 6/10
DECHY, NATHALIE: demure cool, yawnity yawn uncool. 4/10
KIRILENKO, MARIA: very cool, popular & pretty girl. 9/10
SUGIYAMA, AI: without Top10 & Clijsters, has become uncool. 2/10
GOLOVIN, TATIANA: squished-nose cool, outfits cool, prodigally uncool. 6/10
MEDINA GARRIGUES, ANABEL: clay courter cool, lack of headlines uncool. 6/10
HINGIS, MARTINA: meteoric rise cool, offensive past uncool. 8/10
JANKOVIC, JELENA: Asian cool, hot pink cool, slumpingly uncool. 3/10
DULKO, GISELA: consistently cool, fashionably cool, overrated looks uncool. 7/10
KOUKALOVA, KLARA: diminuitvely cool, icily uncool, maritally uncool. 5/10
SREBOTNIK, KATARINA: athletically cool, masculine cool, inconsistently uncool. 5/10


These figures are not merely my subjective opinion of these players' coolness, they are mathematically calculated ratings which are 100% true, accurate, definitive and incontestable.

gsm
Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:17 AM
^ ha ha!

flea
Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:52 AM
too old ??? :tape:

Mary is the most cool player on tour, on court and off...

http://www.mary-pierce.org/RG_2005/mary.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/RG_2005/00439220.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/RG_2005/53002053.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/RG_2005/2005-06-02T151211Z_01_PAR45D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-OPEN.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/RG_2005/untitled16.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/Kremlin_2005/RUSSIA_TENNIS_KREMLIN_CUP_6.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/US_Open_2005/capt.xnyf22209032340.us_open_xnyf222.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/yec_2005/wdqs%20(1).jpg


http://www.mary-pierce.org/Fed_Cup_2005/cuisse.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/Fed_Cup_2005/Pierce.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/Fed_Cup_2005/FC_2326_gallery.JPG

http://www.mary-pierce.org/Fed_Cup_2005/werqwreqw.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/Acura_2005/epaphotos396952.jpg

http://www.mary-pierce.org/RG_2005/r1879961200.jpg

fonsito
Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:54 AM
sharapova:

considered beautyqueen of the WTA
best young player
most rich
best future

TeaMMashA
Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:57 AM
Maria and Tati! but i reckon Serena would be pretty cool to hang with

Caz
Mar 22nd, 2006, 10:58 AM
Mary Pierce is the coolest active player on tour. If we can nominate retired players too then I nominate Patricia Tarabini and Natasha Zvereva.

mauresmofan
Mar 22nd, 2006, 12:19 PM
I'd put Maam down as ever so posh as fleas pictures display. Mauresmo is definitely the epitemy of cool - she smokes(on occassion) she drinks she drives a harley(not in that order) and she doesn't care if she doesn't fit in. Schiavone is the class clown - everyone loves her but she doesn't get the best marks in the class.

Carmen Mairena
Mar 22nd, 2006, 01:02 PM
Alicia :awww: :sad:

And Mary of course! :inlove:

AsGoodAsNew
Mar 22nd, 2006, 01:40 PM
for me it's Martina Hingis of course i just love her sense of humor and i think Elena is funny too so they are both cool to me ;)
I think Martina's cool because she's honest, about herself (VERY honest about herself) and others. Cool and refreshing at the same time!!!

Maryamator
Mar 22nd, 2006, 01:56 PM
sesil, serena, davenport:)

smiler
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:00 PM
It has to be Amelie :cool:

FrenchY52
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:03 PM
Tati, Mary and Lindsay are the coolest .

Corswandt
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:19 PM
Sam Stosur :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/LordFlasheart/aust_1.jpg

:cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/LordFlasheart/surf2.jpg

Helen Lawson
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:55 PM
Patricia Tarabini--coolest of all time!

prowler
Mar 22nd, 2006, 02:57 PM
I'd put Maam down as ever so posh as fleas pictures display. Mauresmo is definitely the epitemy of cool - she smokes(on occassion) she drinks she drives a harley(not in that order) and she doesn't care if she doesn't fit in. Schiavone is the class clown - everyone loves her but she doesn't get the best marks in the class.

Yes got to agree with both of these, and maybe add Mary to this list.

Justine Fan
Mar 22nd, 2006, 03:04 PM
I'd put Maam down as ever so posh as fleas pictures display. Mauresmo is definitely the epitemy of cool - she smokes(on occassion) she drinks she drives a harley(not in that order) and she doesn't care if she doesn't fit in. Schiavone is the class clown - everyone loves her but she doesn't get the best marks in the class.


MoMo smokes? :eek:

tenn_ace
Mar 22nd, 2006, 03:05 PM
Sveta, Alicia and Amelie. Those 3 ones I would have hung out with and be with friends.