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CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 21st, 2006, 07:57 AM
]LOS ANGELES -- We're with Kyle on this one: We'll remember the good times with Chef, and not the unpleasant end.

"South Park," never a home for finely nuanced satire, didn't let Chef, the character voiced by "Shaft" composer Isaac Hayes, go quietly in the wake of Hayes' departure from the show in a rift over the series' lampooning of Scientology, of which Hayes is a follower. After treating the character like dirt for nearly the entire 30 minutes of its 10th-season premiere Wednesday, the show finally gave Chef, and by extension Hayes, a heartfelt tribute at the close.

But first, creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker turned Chef into a child molester.

Using obviously mismatched clips of Hayes' voice, the episode explained that Chef had been away from South Park for several months, exploring the world with the Super Adventure Club, which also molests kids during its expeditions. The club had brainwashed Chef, who was now telling Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that he wanted to make sweet love to them.

The boys take Chef to a psychiatrist (a Scientology no-no), but he's not cured until the therapist and the boys accompany him to a strip club, where he remembers his love of women.

But the Super Adventure Club kidnaps Chef and attempts to re-brainwash him, and the group's leader, in a classic supervillain moment, reveals the club's secrets to the boys. The explanation mirrors the one Scientology leaders give Stan in the now-infamous "Trapped in the Closet" episode (right down to an on-screen message that read "This is what Super Adventure Club actually believes").

Between the edited voice clips and their filthy subject matter, Chef takes a beating throughout the episode. And then, just as he seems to be returning to the Super Adventure Club, a lightning strike breaks the rope bridge leading to club headquarters, sending Chef to an incredibly gruesome death involving impalement, a mountain lion and a grizzly bear, plus a little post-mortem incontinence.

To be fair, the boys never believe Chef's pedophilic transformation, and Kyle -- speaking, presumably, for Parker and Stone -- delivers a moving eulogy at the funeral. "Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us," he says. "But we can't let the events of the last week take away our memories of how much Chef made us smile. ...

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 21st, 2006, 11:21 AM
wonder if we will finally get to see CHEFS big brown sweaty balls... :drool:

Scotso
Mar 21st, 2006, 12:58 PM
I'm so excited for new episodes.

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 21st, 2006, 08:31 PM
I'm so excited for new episodes.

ME TO :yeah:

leeber
Mar 22nd, 2006, 06:16 PM
recent episodes have been disappointing though.. :(

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 22nd, 2006, 09:18 PM
Premiers tonight at 10pm eastern time zone!! :worship: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Wigglytuff
Mar 22nd, 2006, 09:24 PM
sweeet!! getting the dvr ready right now

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:26 AM
Did anynone watch this last night ?? :o

The Crow
Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:34 AM
lmfao! Hope this episode makes it to Belgium one day...

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:42 AM
lmfao! Hope this episode makes it to Belgium one day...

Hopefully next year ;)

Scotso
Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:43 AM
:haha:

:D

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 23rd, 2006, 12:16 PM
:haha:

:D

Did you see it ?? :p

SelesFan70
Mar 23rd, 2006, 12:17 PM
:unsure:

firehorse
Mar 23rd, 2006, 12:37 PM
it is okay episode..not too much excited..I wanted to see that Scientology's episode....any one who has copy??

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 23rd, 2006, 12:48 PM
it is okay episode..not too much excited..I wanted to see that Scientology's episode....any one who has copy??

I heard a rumor that they would show it again this summer when everything calms down :D :bounce:

firehorse
Mar 23rd, 2006, 01:20 PM
I heard a rumor that they would show it again this summer when everything calms down :D :bounce:

They are better be...I had been trying to look for internet for whole episode..could not find them...may be in DVD..

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 23rd, 2006, 01:25 PM
They are better be...I had been trying to look for internet for whole episode..could not find them...may be in DVD..

:yeah:

Scotso
Mar 23rd, 2006, 01:32 PM
Did you see it ?? :p

yes

PLP
Mar 23rd, 2006, 01:37 PM
Did anynone watch this last night ?? :o

Yeah, its was great...I laughed, I cried, got into a fight with my boyfriend...I wonder if they will now keep him on the show in his 'current' state? P

PLP
Mar 23rd, 2006, 01:39 PM
The Scientology episode is awesome!! I have seen it a bunch of times, it's not hard to find on the internet! P

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 23rd, 2006, 01:41 PM
Yeah, its was great...I laughed, I cried, got into a fight with my boyfriend...I wonder if they will now keep him on the show in his 'current' state? P


I think trey and matt just wanted to get rid of him for good :lol: :p

Wigglytuff
Mar 23rd, 2006, 03:58 PM
"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."
so true and so sad

i cant wait for darth chef episodes :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Danči Dementia
Mar 23rd, 2006, 04:35 PM
recent episodes have been disappointing though.. :(
yah this is true specially here in mexico the episodes are a kind of late the newest one was the one o Tom Cruise and the cientology

Pheobo
Mar 23rd, 2006, 06:27 PM
They are better be...I had been trying to look for internet for whole episode..could not find them...may be in DVD..


I downloaded the scientology episode of limewire...o.O

Kunal
Mar 23rd, 2006, 06:34 PM
u gotta be shittin me

Kunal
Mar 23rd, 2006, 06:41 PM
shouldnt have done that man

Dawn Marie
Mar 23rd, 2006, 07:24 PM
I saw it.. lmao.

South Park aint right.. lol.


I also saw on E that something about Mission Impossible and the Scientology episode. I am not sure exactly what was going on as I only glanced at the screen. Maybe people will blackball MI until they reair the episode.:-)

*abby*
Mar 23rd, 2006, 08:15 PM
no copy...but heres a link...you can watch it online for free:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SSj9gc36Bw8
ur an absolute legend!!!:kiss:

decemberlove
Mar 23rd, 2006, 08:40 PM
I must be the only person in the world who hates South Park.

*abby*
Mar 23rd, 2006, 08:41 PM
omg im watching it now
please please please tell me that there is noone on this planet stupid enough to believe that absolute crap!!!

decemberlove
Mar 23rd, 2006, 08:45 PM
:speakles:
complete...BLASPHEMY. :( :ras:

The voices are migraine-inducing. I remember I had never seen an episode of it, and I saw UNCUT with some friends. I don't know, I just wasn't impressed. I just can't watch cartoons, no matter what their message is.

Venus Forever
Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:22 PM
Chef will be missed, but the episode itself wasn't all that... I only laughed at the stupidity of it all, which is good in itself, and the part where the guy was asking and imitating them for them on whether he performed certain sexual activities on them... that was hilarious...

Kart
Mar 23rd, 2006, 09:26 PM
I must be the only person in the world who hates South Park.

You're not.

CooCooCachoo
Mar 23rd, 2006, 10:10 PM
I must be the only person in the world who hates South Park.

:rolls:

Nope, I dislike it too ;) But the Scientology episode is brilliant.

Scotso
Mar 23rd, 2006, 10:36 PM
People don't have to like South Park to realize the brilliance of its satire. They really are good at it.

TennizFan
Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:27 PM
South Park is hilarious :lol:

You can download the torrents of each and every episode of South Park from: http://www.mrtwig.net/

P.S. to mods or admins: Feel free to edit my post or let me know if you don't want to see a link to a torrent site.

firehorse
Mar 23rd, 2006, 11:40 PM
no copy...but heres a link...you can watch it online for free:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SSj9gc36Bw8

Wow...love you...love you....:worship:

I wacthed it and forwarded to my friends....:bounce:

ptkten
Mar 24th, 2006, 12:00 AM
It wasn't my favorite episode but still very funny. I think it keeps getting better every season. It's been brilliant since the 5th season.

Wigglytuff
Mar 24th, 2006, 12:04 AM
South Park is hilarious :lol:

You can download the torrents of each and every episode of South Park from: http://www.mrtwig.net/

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wow!!!!! that is the best link EVER!!!!

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 12:41 AM
wow!!!!! that is the best link EVER!!!!

:haha:

~ The Leopard ~
Mar 24th, 2006, 01:20 AM
I must be the only person in the world who hates South Park.

:nerner:

Solitaire
Mar 24th, 2006, 04:25 AM
:lol: The episode was pretty good. I love how they pasted his voice clips together. Honestly Isaac deserves it. Plus the ending was really sweet.

I'm sure Darth Chef the child molestor will be back. :devil:

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 04:26 AM
:lol: The episode was pretty good. I love how they pasted his voice clips together. Honestly Isaac deserves it. Plus the ending was really sweet.

I'm sure Darth Chef the child molestor will be back. :devil:

:haha:

CoryAnnAvants#1
Mar 24th, 2006, 05:13 AM
OMFG I just saw a rerun of this an hour ago and almost pissed my pants. That was definitely in the top 3 of all time best South Park episodes.

The part where the detective is humping the doll:tape: :lol:

Rocketta
Mar 24th, 2006, 05:19 AM
I must be the only person in the world who hates South Park.

no your not :)

Wigglytuff
Mar 24th, 2006, 06:29 AM
OMFG I just saw a rerun of this an hour ago and almost pissed my pants. That was definitely in the top 3 of all time best South Park episodes.

The part where the detective is humping the doll:tape: :lol:
i wasnt sure whether to laugh or cry....

i still think woodland critter christmas was the funniest... and the jewbilee night trilogy was funny as well.

CrossCourt~Rally
Mar 24th, 2006, 07:39 AM
i wasnt sure whether to laugh or cry....

i still think woodland critter christmas was the funniest... and the jewbilee night trilogy was funny as well.

I think the episodes with KATHY LEE and SALLY STRUTHERS were the best ;) :bounce:

Wigglytuff
Mar 24th, 2006, 08:13 AM
I think the episodes with KATHY LEE and SALLY STRUTHERS were the best ;) :bounce:
lol those are classic as well

leeber
Mar 24th, 2006, 05:42 PM
i wasnt sure whether to laugh or cry....

i still think woodland critter christmas was the funniest... and the jewbilee night trilogy was funny as well.
that was funny, esp, how they turned out to be so evil..
the mongolian trojan horse and the prehistoric ice man were also pretty funny :D

Venus Forever
Mar 26th, 2006, 07:39 PM
I think the episodes with KATHY LEE and SALLY STRUTHERS were the best ;) :bounce:
The one with Gobbles is hilarious... definitely one of my faves, not to mention the one with Kenny going to Heaven because he was great with the Heaven vs. Hell game on the PSP... now that was a GREAT episode...