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IceHock
Mar 18th, 2006, 09:02 PM
who do guys think would win??i just thought it'd be fun to make this thread cause everyone compares them..i think i'd take sharapova in round 10 with a tko

Simplicity
Mar 18th, 2006, 09:05 PM
Serena would knock her anorexic ass out in a matter of nanoseocnds! :fiery:

Boss monkey
Mar 18th, 2006, 09:09 PM
Serena hands down.

Lulu.
Mar 18th, 2006, 09:10 PM
Serena would knock her anorexic ass out in a matter of nanoseocnds! :fiery:


I second that :lol:

PatrickRyan
Mar 18th, 2006, 09:11 PM
Serena is from compton and that speaks for itself

Simplicity
Mar 18th, 2006, 09:12 PM
^^ your avatar speaks for itself ;)

PatrickRyan
Mar 18th, 2006, 09:14 PM
^^ your avatar speaks for itself ;)
:lol: sure does

TeaMMashA
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:47 AM
Comptons for weak ones who cant fight because they use guns :lol: that place is way overrated for tough people

arbalest
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:50 AM
Don't forget the importance of reach in boxing. Masha would have some game.

Williams-forever
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:50 AM
If anyone ever thought that a little thin teen girl could kick some real Serena butt in a boxing arena, they're completely retarded...:retard:

PatrickRyan
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:53 AM
If anyone ever thought that a little thin teen girl could kick some real Serena butt in a boxing arena, they're completely retarded...:retard:
serena would go wild on that little girl. I say it would last 3 rounds and serna would ko maria! :)

TeaMMashA
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:53 AM
little thin? shes 6ft2 and over 59kg all you have to do is look at the pics of her stomach from indian wells and her SI pics to see shes no thin girl! shes very toned in fact! anyway a boxing match ive just realised! :eek: oh dear!

xin_hui
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:54 AM
Comptons for weak ones who cant fight because they use guns :lol: that place is way overrated for tough people

at least they have guns. what comes out of siberia?;)

Steve-o
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:56 AM
Tough one under queensbury rules!! Serena takes the weight and power advantage while Maria would have height and reach. I reckon Serena would take the early rounds on aggression but would tire due to lack of conditioning and Maria would collect an easy points decision. :lol:

TeaMMashA
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:57 AM
at least they have guns. what comes out of siberia?;)

Good one but id rather that then have guns where i live right?

TeaMMashA
Mar 19th, 2006, 10:59 AM
i guess it could be seen as the Vitaliy Klitschko Danny Williams fight remember that Maria would be Vitaliy because of reach and height and Williams would be williams hehe because of Weight and Smaller Size and we all know what happened in that fight! :) the russian speaking person beat the english speaking person also!

Steve-o
Mar 19th, 2006, 11:03 AM
i guess it could be seen as the Vitaliy Klitschko Danny Williams fight remember that Maria would be Vitaliy because of reach and height and Williams would be williams hehe because of Weight and Smaller Size and we all know what happened in that fight! :) the russian speaking person beat the english speaking person also!

hehe good analogy :yeah:

Craigy
Mar 19th, 2006, 11:28 AM
this thread has been done before :rolleyes:
And Serena would win :)

flyingmachine
Mar 19th, 2006, 11:42 AM
Can't wait :bounce: It will be a great match to watch. :devil:

bailey
Mar 19th, 2006, 11:45 AM
I'm sure that damn Eurosport is not going to show it live...!:fiery:

WC6320
Mar 19th, 2006, 12:02 PM
Of course Serena would win, she has got the arms of a man. Its pretty disgusting. I'd be going for Maria though

msharafan
Mar 19th, 2006, 02:38 PM
who cares serena would win cause shes overweight the question is if maria and serena played today how many games would serena get? <laugh!>

Mightymirza
Mar 19th, 2006, 02:44 PM
serena hands down...

sunset
Mar 19th, 2006, 02:48 PM
If there are rules Maria would win.

dreamgoddess099
Mar 19th, 2006, 02:57 PM
I'd have to go with Maria, she's so butch and Serena is so prissy. Besides, Serena wouldn't want to break a nail so she'd just get Venus to kick Maria's ass for her.

starr
Mar 19th, 2006, 02:58 PM
As long as Maria wins the tennis matches, I couldn't care less about who would win a boxing match.

Wojtek
Mar 19th, 2006, 03:00 PM
Atleast Serena would win something

TomTennis
Mar 19th, 2006, 03:00 PM
:lol:

Serena would win in one second flat!


A better question is who would win in a boxing match with Richard Williams against Yuri Sharapov :worship: - Richard all the way.

TomTennis
Mar 19th, 2006, 03:01 PM
.....or even better

Oracene v Yuri in a boxing match :lol: That afro speaks for itself. Yuri wouldnt stand a chance!

TeaMMashA
Mar 19th, 2006, 03:14 PM
Yuri is a legend!! they say America has lost its boxing creditbillity its all about the Russians Klitschko (well his not russian but its basically the same thing being ukranian) the last heavyweight champion and now Nikolay Valuev! as i said being heavier does not count for nothing or being butcher look at Klitschko Williams fight a while back, williams was heavier and a bigger guy body wise but Klitschko was taller and had a longer reach! anyway Maria vs Serena boxing match dream on guys!

SJW
Mar 19th, 2006, 03:34 PM
Maria fans *shakes head*