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Sally Struthers
Mar 16th, 2006, 05:20 PM
Sally's lack of a "cook" renders her from time to time with the task of having to do it herself. Last night she was in one of her moods and had a craving for "sausage." She had the necessary ingredients in her kitchen except for some "olive oil" so that the "sausage" would not stick on the "grill pan," so she went to Walmart (the closest thing nearby with self check lines) to purchase some. After waiting in line for several minutes, Sally stepped up to the machine and scanned her "olive oil" only to find that the stupid machine rang up 500 of them instead of 1 and demanded that Sally pay 2500 bucks. :o So Sally was forced to either flee or call over the attendant person. Sally decided to flee, lest her picture and the story about it be published in next week's Enquirer or Star. However, the young man who was in charge of all the self scan stations came over and asked Sally what the problem was and that he didn't know why it was ringing up as 500 bottles of "olive oil" and then asked the manager over to fix the problem while saying as loud as he could (well it sounded this way to me) that "This lady is having a problem with the machine and it charged her for 500 bottles of "oilive oil" instead of 1." Meanwhile Sally was getting strange looks from the people behind her and saw the woman in the next lane snickering. Finally, I quickly said to cancle it then I walked out of the store as fast as I could. :o :o :tape:

AjdeNate!
Mar 16th, 2006, 05:25 PM
:tape: Poor Sally.... I hear canola oil is better anyway. And peanut oil is to be the best.

Sally Struthers
Mar 16th, 2006, 05:40 PM
:tape: Poor Sally.... I hear canola oil is better anyway. And peanut oil is to be the best.

My kitchen was out of stock of any of those other options :tape:

Cam'ron Giles
Mar 16th, 2006, 07:24 PM
Sally you are an American Icon...I'm shocked you're doing your own shopping...:tape: dont you feed a lot of poor kids? Keep a few of them on hand for shit like that...:o

AjdeNate!
Mar 16th, 2006, 07:28 PM
My kitchen was out of stock of any of those other options :tape:
My kitchen was cookin' with Crisco last night! :tape: :haha:

Sally Struthers
Mar 16th, 2006, 07:41 PM
Sally you are an American Icon...I'm shocked you're doing your own shopping...:tape: dont you feed a lot of poor kids? Keep a few of them on hand for shit like that...:o

Cam, involving children in Sally's "kitchen" would put Sally behind bars for many years :o

Cam'ron Giles
Mar 16th, 2006, 07:47 PM
Cam, involving children in Sally's "kitchen" would put Sally behind bars for many years :o

Well Sally...Call them "house guests..."

Sally Struthers
Mar 16th, 2006, 08:24 PM
Well Sally...Call them "house guests..."

you can be a houseguest the next time you're out in LA

Cam'ron Giles
Mar 16th, 2006, 08:35 PM
you can be a houseguest the next time you're out in LA

:scared:

<!Society!>
Mar 16th, 2006, 08:41 PM
how come you tell the story from a 3rd person point of view when its about you?
who is sally struthers anyway