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say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 05:53 PM
:wavey: Hi to one and all :)

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 05:54 PM
Hello and welcome

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 05:58 PM
Hello and welcome

Muchas gracias :) :wavey:

I'm currently learning elementary Spanish. :)

!<blocparty>!
Mar 15th, 2006, 05:59 PM
Do you mean n00b? :awww:

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 05:59 PM
Do you mean n00b? :awww:
Ey? I don't follow :confused:

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:00 PM
Hello, dear.

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:01 PM
Hello, dear.
:scared: Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid! :scared: :bolt:

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:02 PM
Hello, dear.

cariņo :hug: :) :wavey:

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:02 PM
:scared: Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid! :scared: :bolt:

Haha why? :)

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:02 PM
:scared: Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid! :scared: :bolt:

Be afraid of what, dear? At least I won't hit her up for sex! :lol:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:04 PM
Be afraid of what, dear? At least I won't hit her up for sex! :lol:Thats a first! :haha:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:05 PM
Haha why? :) No reason! :tape:

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:06 PM
No reason! :tape:

Haha Barrie tell me, why? :) PLEASE!!!!!

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:07 PM
Haha Barrie tell me, why? :) PLEASE!!!!!The truth is that I was teasing Helen, honey! ;) :devil:

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:08 PM
The truth is that I was teasing Helen, honey! ;) :devil:

IC

You and her are an item on the board, is that is? :)

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:11 PM
IC

You and her are an item on the board, is that is? :) :eek: OMFG, No! :scared:

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:13 PM
IC

You and her are an item on the board, is that is? :)

No, hon, we're not an item, but Barrie-Dude likes to joke with Helen from time to time.

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:19 PM
No, hon, we're not an item, but Barrie-Dude likes to joke with Helen from time to time.

Does he have a pic I can view? I get the feeling he's a cutie. :D :hearts:

ampers&
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:21 PM
Does he have a pic I can view? I get the feeling he's a cutie. :D :hearts:
Barrie is the sexiest piece of man-meat on the face of the earth. :drool: :lick:

Grachka
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:22 PM
Does he have a pic I can view? I get the feeling he's a cutie. :D :hearts:
Yes, his pictures are desperately hot.

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:22 PM
Barrie is the sexiest piece of man-meat on the face of the earth. :drool: :lick:You are in need of new glasses or u are just plain :cuckoo:! :haha:

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:24 PM
Does he have a pic I can view? I get the feeling he's a cutie. :D :hearts:

He's George Clooney mixed with Fabio.

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:26 PM
Barrie is the sexiest piece of man-meat on the face of the earth. :drool: :lick:
Haha!!! No kidding? I just knew it. :D

Did you date him or meet him?

Once I dated a guy I met on MTF forums. I'm 18, and he told me he was 28. I'm into older guys, a lot, so I wasn't at all perturbed by the age gap, but when we met he was like 35ish. He was a gentleman I'll give him that. Though he never stopped commenting on my breasts. I'm quite well endowed in that department. ;) :)

Are you Bi by any chance?

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:29 PM
He's George Clooney mixed with Fabio.

Haha! You make him sound like "The Lawnmower Man". :D

Fabio's so gay, is Barrie?

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:29 PM
Haha!!! No kidding? I just knew it. :D

Did you date him or meet him?

Once I dated a guy I met on MTF forums. I'm 18, and he told me he was 28. I'm into older guys, a lot, so I wasn't at all perturbed by the age gap, but when we met he was like 35ish. He was a gentleman I'll give him that. Though he never stopped commenting on my breasts. I'm quite well endowed in that department. ;) :)

Are you Bi by any chance?

I've never dated or met Barrie_Dude, but we cyber'ed a few times and it was pretty hot, he knows what he's doing and knows how to please a woman.

ampers&
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:30 PM
Haha!!! No kidding? I just knew it. :D

Did you date him or meet him?
i met him. he fucked me on the side of the road and left me outside in the cold butt naked. :(
but when you fuck someone like that, who cares :hearts:.


Are you Bi by any chance?
:D

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:30 PM
Haha! You make him sound like "The Lawnmower Man". :D

Fabio's so gay, is Barrie?

I don't think so hon, he's ALL MAN!

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:30 PM
You are in need of new glasses or u are just plain :cuckoo:! :haha:

Good taste and modesty. I like you. :hug: :D :kiss:

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:31 PM
i met him. he fucked me on the side of the road and left me outside in the cold butt naked. :(
but when you fuck someone like that, who cares :hearts:.



:D

WTF?? He told me he didn't meet Internet people in person!! WTF??? Of course, my lips are sealed when it comes to a certain sex act, so maybe that turned him off.

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:31 PM
i met him. he fucked me on the side of the road and left me outside in the cold butt naked. :(
but when you fuck someone like that, who cares :hearts:.



:D

I don't get the feeling Barrie's into cheap sluts with no class.

ampers&
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:32 PM
Of course, my lips are sealed when it comes to a certain sex act, so maybe that turned him off.
what you trying to say Hel? :( :armed:
I don't get the feeling Barrie's into cheap sluts with no class.
:awww:

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:33 PM
WTF?? He told me he didn't meet Internet people in person!! WTF??? Of course, my lips are sealed when it comes to a certain sex act, so maybe that turned him off.
Gross!!! What did you do that turned him off?

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:34 PM
what you trying to say Hel? :( :armed:

:awww:

Helen's a traditional gal who keeps it clean! :o

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:35 PM
what you trying to say Hel? :( :armed:

:awww:

I forgot to add the ;). No kidding.:hug: :kiss:

Now I feel awful. Please forgive me.

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:35 PM
Gross!!! What did you do that turned him off?

He wanted to know if I could swallow his 12 inches, but I told him I don't do that sex act.

ampers&
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:37 PM
I forgot to add the ;). No kidding.:hug: :kiss:

Now I feel awful. Please forgive me.
no...you just forgot to add "hot" before "cheap slut." :awww:

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:38 PM
He wanted to know if I could swallow his 12 inches, but I told him I don't do that sex act.

:eek: No way? 12 inches, you're kidding, right? :)

say something
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:39 PM
no...you just forgot to add "hot" before "cheap slut." :awww:

I'm new remember. I don't know the "hot" posters on this board, yet. ;) :)

ampers&
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:42 PM
I'm new remember. I don't know the "hot" posters on this board, yet. ;) :)
lol...i'm not a hot poster...i was just joking. ;)

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 06:47 PM
:eek: No way? 12 inches, you're kidding, right? :)

That's what he told me.

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:08 PM
Lying Clowns! All of ya! :lol:

Sally Struthers
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:13 PM
looks like our "newbie" went and got banned :lol:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:15 PM
So Soon? :haha: I figure it was someone who has already registered! Far too much BS for someone new to the board!

Oneofakind0490
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:16 PM
Poor Barrie. Maybe you missed out a hot chick for yourself;)

Mother_Marjorie
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:18 PM
I'm new remember. I don't know the "hot" posters on this board, yet. ;) :)

Watch out!

If they think you are a slut, you are in BIG trouble!

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:26 PM
She told me right before she got banned that Barrie_Dude had pm'ed her a naked picture of himself and she got so agitated, that she said she might post something crazy and get banned.

tru calling
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:27 PM
hey i am new too :wavey: i was reading the board for 6 years then i said, fuck it, i wil register and post

Grachka
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:32 PM
It seems to be a new phenomenon with newbies, for them to post an introduction thread, and post extensively in it. Usually newbies post a thread and then disappear for a while.

I'm considering touching my chin in a thoughtful manner while I consider this development.

[/creep]

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:33 PM
hey i am new too :wavey: i was reading the board for 6 years then i said, fuck it, i wil register and post

I'm glad you took the plunge, hon!

Josh B.
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:35 PM
hmm

Say Something! welcome!

Just a question, you say your 18, but your profile says your D.O.B is 6th June 1988, which wiould make you 17 :p

just a question :wavey:

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:37 PM
hmm

Say Something! welcome!

Just a question, you say your 18, but your profile says your D.O.B is 6th June 1988, which wiould make you 17 :p

just a question :wavey:

My profile says June 30, 1918, but in reality, I was born in 1917. It seemed like a lot to take off in the 1040s, but now in the new millenium, I don't mind owning up to my real age.

tru calling
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:38 PM
I'm glad you took the plunge, hon!

thank you sweetie

i was sitting alone and i was reading all the tripe and said...heck if they can post tripe so can i :)

Josh B.
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:42 PM
My profile says June 30, 1918, but in reality, I was born in 1917. It seemed like a lot to take off in the 1040s, but now in the new millenium, I don't mind owning up to my real age.

thank you for you honestly Helen! :worship:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:43 PM
It seems to be a new phenomenon with newbies, for them to post an introduction thread, and post extensively in it. Usually newbies post a thread and then disappear for a while.

I'm considering touching my chin in a thoughtful manner while I consider this development.

[/creep]Uhmmmmmmmmm, excuse me, but your chin isn't down there! :eek:

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:44 PM
Poor Barrie. Maybe you missed out a hot chick for yourself;)I missed nothing! ;)

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:45 PM
:lol: I wouldn't email myself a picture that disgusting!She told me right before she got banned that Barrie_Dude had pm'ed her a naked picture of himself and she got so agitated, that she said she might post something crazy and get banned.

Helen Lawson
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:47 PM
:lol: I wouldn't email myself a picture that disgusting!

Hon, if you have 12 inches, who cares what the rest looks like!

Barrie_Dude
Mar 15th, 2006, 07:49 PM
Hon, if you have 12 inches, who cares what the rest looks like!I don't know nothin' bout no 12 inches Miss Helen! :lol: