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ClaudiaZ-S
Feb 22nd, 2006, 02:39 PM
:eek: :p

The proof is here (http://www.jeu.fr/game2796.html)

Vincent
Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:00 PM
I asked Will Martina win in Dubai?
and it says Very likely!

:p

random fan
Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:19 PM
Lol Lindsay is going home tommorow :lol:

Billabong
Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:30 PM
lol;) I just asked if Dementieva would win Dubai, and it said "Yes"!

azmad_88
Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:33 PM
i asked him wheter Amelie will lose to justine in SF..he said decidedly so

adam_ads_n
Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:42 PM
- Do you like Sharapova?
- Sorry I wasn't listening :lol:

adam_ads_n
Feb 22nd, 2006, 03:45 PM
My next q:

- Are you a psycho?
- Definately yes :D

azmad_88
Feb 22nd, 2006, 04:02 PM
i asked hhim..are u gay..he said it all depends :lol:

~Carsten~
Feb 22nd, 2006, 04:29 PM
-Will Martina Hingis win in Dubai?
-"You wish!" And the Guru makes the thumbs down sign! :lol:

- Do you love me?
- I'll need to think about that! :lol:

~Carsten~
Feb 22nd, 2006, 04:35 PM
I have another one!

- Do we have sex together tonight?
- He answered: "Yes, definitely!"

mmmh now I'm very scared and afraid! :lol:

AlwaysGraf
Feb 23rd, 2006, 12:45 PM
"is steffi graf the greatest female tennis player ever?"
Answer- yes definitely
lol the little guy speaks the truth!

Sam L
Feb 23rd, 2006, 12:52 PM
Q: Will Martina Hingis win the 2006 French Open?
A: You can take that to the bank.

:eek:

DutchieGirl
Feb 23rd, 2006, 12:58 PM
"Will Hingis win Dubai?"
- The possibilities are endless.

Marcus1979
Feb 23rd, 2006, 01:40 PM
I said

Q: Will Venus or Serena win a major this year?
A: Don't be Silly
:o

McAuley
Feb 23rd, 2006, 01:45 PM
Guru Joe said "my sources say no". :(

RayRob
Feb 23rd, 2006, 03:57 PM
:lol: I had this exchange with the guru:

Q: "Will Martina Hingis win Roland Garros 2006?"
Ans: "Now that's some bad juju." (with thumbs down)
Q: "So, are you telling me that Juju will win?
Ans: "But of course"
Q: "But what about Lindsay, does she have a chance?"
Ans: "You can be sure of it?"
Q: "Should we expect to see Maria in the semi-finals?"
Ans: "Let me get back to you"
[so I asked again]
Ans: "Highly unlikely" (with thumbs down)

:lol: It's fun, but silly - but I guess that's what the purpose of this thread was ;)

-Rache

Slumpsova
Feb 23rd, 2006, 04:27 PM
Q: Will Maria Sharapova be #1 again?
A: when turtles can fly.

:haha:

this guru is such a bitch :devil:

TheBoiledEgg
Feb 23rd, 2006, 04:56 PM
:rolls: at this guru :lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Feb 23rd, 2006, 05:02 PM
Will Venus or Serena win Miami this year...?
YES!!!!!

Kunal
Feb 23rd, 2006, 06:04 PM
she gonna win

Craigy
Feb 23rd, 2006, 06:22 PM
Will Serena ever come back?
Answer: It is Certain!
:D :p

Craigy
Feb 23rd, 2006, 06:24 PM
Does your crystal ball tell the truth?
Answer: It is for certain
:scratch: 2nd time in a row I've got that reply :lol:

Craigy
Feb 23rd, 2006, 06:24 PM
Do I live in Northern Ireland?
Answer: It is for certain
:retard:

adam_ads_n
Feb 23rd, 2006, 06:33 PM
Do I live in Northern Ireland?
Answer: It is for certain
:retard:
Do you live in Poland?
-Two thumbs up
:lol:

fammmmedspin
Feb 23rd, 2006, 07:41 PM
Good news and bad for Francesca.

Will she beat Justine - absolutely.

Will she win a tournament this year - not in a million years........

Vass22
Feb 23rd, 2006, 08:08 PM
lol;) I just asked if Dementieva would win Dubai, and it said "Yes"!
Next year. :p

Sam L
Feb 23rd, 2006, 08:20 PM
:lol: I had this exchange with the guru:

Q: "Will Martina Hingis win Roland Garros 2006?"
Ans: "Now that's some bad juju." (with thumbs down)
Q: "So, are you telling me that Juju will win?
Ans: "But of course"
Q: "But what about Lindsay, does she have a chance?"
Ans: "You can be sure of it?"
Q: "Should we expect to see Maria in the semi-finals?"
Ans: "Let me get back to you"
[so I asked again]
Ans: "Highly unlikely" (with thumbs down)

:lol: It's fun, but silly - but I guess that's what the purpose of this thread was ;)

-Rache
bad juju? :lol:

James
Feb 23rd, 2006, 08:31 PM
I asked if Catalina Castano would win Bogota this year and it said: not very likely. Then I asked if Flavia Pennetta would win it and it said: very unlikely. So I switched to Gisela Dulko and he gave two thumbs up. But when I tried Emilie Loit he said she would win for certain. :lol:

SAEKeithSerena
Feb 23rd, 2006, 08:56 PM
sharapova will down her.

Jakub
Feb 23rd, 2006, 10:50 PM
:rolls:

LUXXXAS
Feb 24th, 2006, 12:13 AM
Q: Will I die tomorrow?
A: Not in a million years :eek:

DutchieGirl
Feb 24th, 2006, 12:18 AM
Q: Will I die tomorrow?
A: Not in a million years :eek:

:eek: You're gonna be an old bastard then! ;)

LUXXXAS
Feb 24th, 2006, 12:18 AM
Q: Will Lindsay Davenport win more Grand Slams?
A: You can take that to the bank :yeah: :woohoo: :lol:

Q: Will Alina Jidkova win all Grand Slams in 2007?
A: Yes :eek: :eek: :eek:

GrandSlam05
Feb 24th, 2006, 12:22 AM
Q: Will Lindsay win another slam?
A: Yes, no, maybe so. :lol:

Q: Will Capriati return?
A: Without a doubt.

iPatty
Feb 24th, 2006, 02:31 AM
Will Patty Schnyder win every Grand Slam in 2007?
It is very likely.

:p

DutchieGirl
Feb 24th, 2006, 02:34 AM
Will Patty Schnyder win every Grand Slam in 2007?
It is very likely.

:p

:haha: No way - she is not winning Wimby! ;)

louisa2k2
Feb 24th, 2006, 04:00 AM
I asked if martina would win dubai it said yup! :)

Shoulderpova
Feb 24th, 2006, 05:02 AM
Q: Will Elena Dementieva ever win a Grand Slam?
A: How should i know?
:tape:

Brooklyn90
Feb 24th, 2006, 05:17 AM
Will Patty Schnyder win every Grand Slam in 2007?
It is very likely.

:p
The cristal ball must have been high! :bounce: :eek:

McAuley
Feb 24th, 2006, 12:03 PM
Guru Joe :fiery:

santhuruu
Feb 24th, 2006, 01:14 PM
I asked: Are the Williams sisters the best tennis players ever? He said absolutely yes.
Then I asked: Does Justine Henin-Hardenne take drugs to win matches, and he said, Two thumbs up, wow this guru is making the situations dangerous.

Maryamator
Feb 24th, 2006, 03:46 PM
will j cap make a comeback this year?
yes but im sumtimes wrong!

Maryamator
Feb 24th, 2006, 03:47 PM
did sesil karatantcheva take steroids at roland garros?
highly unlikely