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meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:23 PM
The new Sports Illustrated is promoting the upcoming swimsuit edition, due out February 14th, which will feature Maria Sharapova. If it's already been posted, sorry. If not, let the war of words begin.

miffedmax
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:32 PM
Why not? They've had a number of tennis players appear in it before. The critical question is, of course, will any horses be involved?

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:35 PM
Why not? They've had a number of tennis players appear in it before. The critical question is, of course, will any horses be involved?
:lol: :lol: :lol: Absolutely! The only reason I won't be in it is because they never asked.

Meesh
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:36 PM
They showed the models last night on Ent. Tonight but didn't mention the athletes.

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:38 PM
i'm waiting for the "omfg!she's copying serena again!" comments.

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:44 PM
i'm waiting for the "omfg!she's copying serena again!" comments.

omfg!she's copying serena again! :p

lizchris
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:46 PM
omfg!she's copying serena again! :p


And Venus. She was in it last year.

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:48 PM
:tape: She is so skinny! SI normall has curvacious women! Maria is too flat for SI. Ugh! Why does she try to do everything Serena does!?! :rolleyes:

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:49 PM
Venus and Serena were just copying Steffi Grtaf! :lol:

Actually, everyone who's been in it since 1969 is copying Cheryl Tiegs.

I'm ready anytime they call. I sit by the phone but it never rings. :confused:

Kunal
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:50 PM
piksy?

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:52 PM
:tape: She is so skinny! SI normall has curvacious women! Maria is too flat for SI. Ugh! Why does she try to do everything Serena does!?! :rolleyes:
You're kidding, right? Because there are about fifteen billion men (and roughly fifteen million women) who would strongly disagree with you.

WhatTheDeuce
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:52 PM
She's following Kournikova's footsteps, not Venus or Serena's :haha: :p

Stamp Paid
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:53 PM
Backshots :drool:

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:55 PM
Venus and Serena were just copying Steffi Grtaf! :lol:

Actually, everyone who's been in it since 1969 is copying Cheryl Tiegs.

I'm ready anytime they call. I sit by the phone but it never rings. :confused:

P.S- They don't like ugly women ;)

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:56 PM
:tape: She is so skinny! SI normall has curvacious women! Maria is too flat for SI. Ugh! Why does she try to do everything Serena does!?! :rolleyes:

:haha: :spit: :haha: :spit: :haha:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:59 PM
omfg!she's copying serena again! :poh damn!

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:59 PM
And Venus. She was in it last year.double damn!

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:00 PM
Venus and Serena were just copying Steffi Grtaf! :lol:

Actually, everyone who's been in it since 1969 is copying Cheryl Tiegs.

I'm ready anytime they call. I sit by the phone but it never rings. :confused:oh shit!:tape:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:01 PM
She's following Kournikova's footsteps, not Venus or Serena's :haha: :pkournikova copied graf.

tenn_ace
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:02 PM
omfg!she's copying serena again! :p


do you know who serena copied? :p

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:03 PM
do you know who serena copied? :p

I would like everyone to know that I was kidding. :rolleyes:

Also, I could care less what Maria Sharapov does. :lol:

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:05 PM
P.S- They don't like ugly women ;)
How about middle-aged men? I'm not talking about Harrison Ford here either; I'm talking about typical, run of the mill, middle-aged white guys who live in northern climates, don't get out in the sun very much, spend way too much time sitting behind a desk and drink too much beer. Do they like that? :lol:

Marshmallow
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:16 PM
Oh lord... this is hardly surpising. It'll proably be quit embarassing really, considering Justine H-H has a bigger bust. nd can you imagine the amount of time they'll have to spend on make up and air brushing. Day upon days - just to make those shoulders looks less wide.

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:18 PM
Oh lord... this is hardly surpising. It'll proably be quit embarassing really, considering Justine H-H has a bigger bust. nd can you imagine the amount of time they'll have to spend on make up and air brushing. Day upon days - just to make those shoulders looks less wide.

:spit: :haha:

I don't know, they are probably the same. :shrug: :lol:

Helen Lawson
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:21 PM
It's been so hard to tell in her tennis outfits whether she has a decent rack or not. I guess now we'll know!

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:25 PM
It's been so hard to tell in her tennis outfits whether she has a decent rack or not. I guess now we'll know!
:wavey: Thatta girl Helen. You never mince words. Now, all you have to do is explain to a whole bunch of people under a certain age what a "rack" is. You know, the same folks who wouldn't know "shaken not stirred" from "neat". :lol:

Helen Lawson
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:33 PM
:wavey: Thatta girl Helen. You never mince words. Now, all you have to do is explain to a whole bunch of people under a certain age what a "rack" is. You know, the same folks who wouldn't know "shaken not stirred" from "neat". :lol:

:lol:

Rack means tits, hooters, headlights, bosoms, boobs, chest, etc.

Do you think they know when I refer to someone as a "dame" I don't mean a woman who has been specially recognized by the British Empire?

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:55 PM
:lol:

Rack means tits, hooters, headlights, bosoms, boobs, chest, etc.

Do you think they know when I refer to someone as a "dame" I don't mean a woman who has been specially recognized by the British Empire?

also schlorbs, twin-peaks, brown-nosed puppies, fun-bags, melons, balcony you could do Shakespeare from, etc.

Don't you usually say "broad"? If memory serves me, Dean Martin usually said "dame" while Frank Sinatra seemed to favor "broad". (I realize I'm tap-dancing in the shadow of a giant here, so I'd better watch my mouth.) :worship:

Helen Lawson
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:57 PM
also schlorbs, twin-peaks, brown-nosed puppies, fun-bags, melons, balcony you could do Shakespeare from, etc.

Don't you usually say "broad"? If memory serves me, Dean Martin usually said "dame" while Frank Sinatra seemed to favor "broad". (I realize I'm tap-dancing in the shadow of a giant here, so I'd better watch my mouth.) :worship:

I use broad a lot more often. That's my stock term for a skirt. If I have some respect for some broad, then I might call her a dame, just to let her know I think a little more of her than the average skirt. :D

RVD
Feb 10th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Oh lord... this is hardly surpising. It'll proably be quit embarassing really, considering Justine H-H has a bigger bust. nd can you imagine the amount of time they'll have to spend on make up and air brushing. Day upon days - just to make those shoulders looks less wide.:haha: I'm sorry but was hella funny! :haha:
Announcer: "And playing at linebacker for the Miami Dolphins..." :lol:

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 09:20 PM
When Serena posed for the issue they told her, "You know, the models always wear suits that are three sizes too small." To which Serena replied, "Hell, any suit ever made is three sizes too small for me!" :lol:

Wsisters45
Feb 10th, 2006, 09:24 PM
Seeing an 18 year old in an SI Swimsuit issue is kind of disturbing but whatever :shrug: I doubt she has the greatest body,she's still a kid.

miffedmax
Feb 10th, 2006, 09:28 PM
:wavey: Thatta girl Helen. You never mince words. Now, all you have to do is explain to a whole bunch of people under a certain age what a "rack" is. You know, the same folks who wouldn't know "shaken not stirred" from "neat". :lol:

You know, not too long ago I ordered a drink "neat" and the 20-something waitress has to ask what I meant.

What is the world coming to?

Anyway, Helen, I'll take a hot tomato with great gams over a skirt with a big rack any day. And Masha's got gams to spare.

Albireo
Feb 10th, 2006, 09:45 PM
How about middle-aged men? I'm not talking about Harrison Ford here either; I'm talking about typical, run of the mill, middle-aged white guys who live in northern climates, don't get out in the sun very much, spend way too much time sitting behind a desk and drink too much beer. Do they like that? :lol:

Only if you've waxed your bikini line.

also schlorbs, twin-peaks, brown-nosed puppies, fun-bags, melons, balcony you could do Shakespeare from, etc.

You forgot "sweater meat" and "dairy cannons."

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 09:57 PM
Only if you've waxed your bikini line.
Oh, now you're going to make people throw-up! (aka: do the technocolor yawn, feed the geese, the big spit, drive the bus, blow-chow, sell the Buick) :eek: :eek: :eek:

SAEKeithSerena
Feb 10th, 2006, 09:58 PM
whhhhho cares if serena and venus were in it?!? more power to maria, she will look fantastic i'm sure of it! i will definitely pick it up!

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:03 PM
When Serena posed for the issue they told her, "You know, the models always wear suits that are three sizes too small." To which Serena replied, "Hell, any suit ever made is three sizes too small for me!" :lol:

Yeah, I don't really get it, because Serena is not fat. We are talking about her swimsuit edition, go take another look at it. She looks great and toned. Your attempt at a joke didn't really work now did it. You can go shave your back now. :wavey:

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:27 PM
Yeah, I don't really get it, because Serena is not fat. We are talking about her swimsuit edition, go take another look at it. She looks great and toned. Your attempt at a joke didn't really work now did it. You can go shave your back now. :wavey:
Yeah, right, Serena isn't fat.....and I don't have a hairy back! Come on, lighten up. :wavey: Maria was getting picked on and I just thought I'd balance things a bit. Truth be told, Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova are both absolutely, drop-dead gorgeous women in their own way and any hetrosexual man with a pulse knows it. Ah, to each his own, sure, but they are two beautiful women! :drool:

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:33 PM
Yeah, right, Serena isn't fat.....and I don't have a hairy back! Come on, lighten up. :wavey: Maria was getting picked on and I just thought I'd balance things a bit. Truth be told, Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova are both absolutely, drop-dead gorgeous women in their own way and any hetrosexual man with a pulse knows it. Ah, to each his own, sure, but they are two beautiful women! :drool:

I only said the hairy back thing cause someone said it on a movie I was watching and it was funny. :lol:

But, I don't know why you picked on Serena. :confused:

Anyways, yes they both are very attractive women. :yeah:

meyerpl
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:46 PM
I only said the hairy back thing cause someone said it on a movie I was watching and it was funny. :lol:

But, I don't know why you picked on Serena. :confused:

Anyways, yes they both are very attractive women. :yeah:

I picked on Serena because I thought a few of her fans were piling on Maria a bit excessively. Plus, I didn't think the joke was that bad. :angel:
I probably defend Serena three times for every time I pick on her. I both like and periodically pick on all the players.

Serena is no more "fat" than Maria is "skinny". (I wish I could say no more than my back is hairy, but we'll leave that one alone.)

msf
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:06 AM
Seeing an 18 year old in an SI Swimsuit issue is kind of disturbing but whatever :shrug: I doubt she has the greatest body,she's still a kid.

I agree, she should wait until she's 60 at least.

starr
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:18 AM
:tape: She is so skinny! SI normall has curvacious women! Maria is too flat for SI. Ugh! Why does she try to do everything Serena does!?! :rolleyes:

Uh... Didn't Anna Kornikova do SI before Serena? Maybe Serena is copying Anna. Maybe Maria is copying Anna. Maybe SI is copying SI. :)

starr
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:20 AM
I think a lot of those models are aroung 18/19/20.

I think Maria will look stunning. I love that svelt long-limbed look. I think small breasts are sexier than big gargantuan ones. But... please go easy on the glamour, Maria. It's easy to get seduced into that life and distracted from tennis.

Derek.
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:29 AM
:wavey: Thatta girl Helen. You never mince words. Now, all you have to do is explain to a whole bunch of people under a certain age what a "rack" is. You know, the same folks who wouldn't know "shaken not stirred" from "neat". :lol:

I think most people know what a rack is. This isn't the 60's anymore. People far younger than you probably know more about this subject.

meyerpl
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:23 AM
I think most people know what a rack is. This isn't the 60's anymore. People far younger than you probably know more about this subject.
Really??? Sweet mother of Jesus!:lol:

Seriously, I assume young people are figuring out how to find their way around each-other's bodies and developing there own language for sexual characteristics and sexual acts. (blowing the rusty trumpet, chili-dogging, the donkey-punch, the dirty Sanchez, Philadelphia/Cleveland steamers, hot Carl, the strawberry shortcake, space docking, the monkey and the engineer, etc.) I just haven't heard anyone, especially young people, use the term "rack" in quite some time.

Andy.
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:36 AM
I think a lot of those models are aroung 18/19/20.

I think Maria will look stunning. I love that svelt long-limbed look. I think small breasts are sexier than big gargantuan ones. But... please go easy on the glamour, Maria. It's easy to get seduced into that life and distracted from tennis.

You are so true you dont need giant boobs and curves to look hot look at Kiera Knightly.

G1Player2
Feb 11th, 2006, 03:18 AM
I actually think with the airbrushing and such that she'll look GREAT!

Wsisters45
Feb 11th, 2006, 03:43 AM
I agree, she should wait until she's 60 at least.


OMG you're hilarious :lol:


Not quite. :rolleyes:

Janet
Feb 11th, 2006, 04:02 AM
Does any body have pictures???

SAEKeithSerena
Feb 11th, 2006, 04:51 AM
i can't wait to see what maria will wear. this is going to sell even more with her in it, that is for sure!

JoJoCircus
Feb 11th, 2006, 05:06 AM
I haven't heard anything about this anywhere else?

meyerpl
Feb 11th, 2006, 05:36 AM
I haven't heard anything about this anywhere else?
Sports Illustrated-February 13th, 2006 Page 7:

"SI's annual Swimsuit Issue hits newsstands on Feb. 14, featuring 26 models, including Molly Sims (left) and tennis star Maria Sharapova. For exclusive photos and model diaries, go to SI.com/swimsuit begining Feb. 14."

JoJoCircus
Feb 11th, 2006, 05:46 AM
I stand corrected!!

Mother_Marjorie
Feb 11th, 2006, 06:11 AM
Congrats to Maria. They would have made the offer sooner but she underage then.

bis2806
Jul 7th, 2006, 09:09 PM
She's following Kournikova's footsteps, not Venus or Serena's :haha: :p

The copy is not as good as the original :devil:

bis2806
Jul 7th, 2006, 09:10 PM
Congrats to Maria. They would have made the offer sooner but she underage then.

No one would want to see a 15 year old appear in SI swimsuit! Jeez, are you a pedophile or what? It's against the law!

bis2806
Jul 7th, 2006, 09:12 PM
Oh lord... this is hardly surpising. It'll proably be quit embarassing really, considering Justine H-H has a bigger bust. nd can you imagine the amount of time they'll have to spend on make up and air brushing. Day upon days - just to make those shoulders looks less wide.

:haha: :haha: Omg, Marshmallow. Well said!

bis2806
Jul 7th, 2006, 09:12 PM
You are so true you dont need giant boobs and curves to look hot look at Kiera Knightly.

Keep believing in yourself! Vamos.

bis2806
Jul 7th, 2006, 09:13 PM
Seeing an 18 year old in an SI Swimsuit issue is kind of disturbing but whatever :shrug: I doubt she has the greatest body,she's still a kid.

I agree with you.

meyerpl
Jul 7th, 2006, 09:24 PM
Heads-up bis2806, the stick you have up your ass when it comes to Sharapova is showing again.

manu32
Jul 7th, 2006, 09:34 PM
No one would want to see a 15 year old appear in SI swimsuit! Jeez, are you a pedophile or what? It's against the law!

and talking about pedophile???

do you have children??? i doubt????