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Kunal
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:43 AM
http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-colin-farrell-and-serena-williams-dine-out-sex-tape-tk-153818.php

Gawker Stalker: Colin Farrell and Serena Williams Dine Out.

Sightings are sent in by readers on strong medications. take it with a dash of salt..

Juicy sighting last night at Bar Pitti: Colin Farrell waiting for a table with goddess Serena Williams, looking hooker-divine in a knee-length white fur coat. She seemed content to wait for a table like everybody else; she also seemed like she could kick Colinís Hudson Jean-swaddled ass to Staten Island.

switz
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:49 AM
Serena :scared: make sure he wears at least 5 condoms :lol: (just joking don't go nuts)

Knizzle
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:50 AM
This is some BULLLLLLLLSHIT!!! :fiery:

SJW
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:51 AM
that would be a hot couple....would....

Sally Struthers
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:54 AM
Serena, no sex tape please!

RVD
Feb 10th, 2006, 05:01 AM
AHH HEEELLLL-NAWWW!! :eek:
NOT THAT HORNYDOG!
RUN SERENA, RUUUUNNNNN! :lol:

It's probably a mistake, and they just happened to be standing next to each other. *gets down on knees and prays*

VeeReeDavJCap81
Feb 10th, 2006, 05:01 AM
Serena, stay away from that man-whore. You don't want to have to give blood tests at competitions AND at the clinic :scared:

DutchieGirl
Feb 10th, 2006, 05:03 AM
:haha:

le bon vivant
Feb 10th, 2006, 05:29 AM
Serena, no sex tape please!

:drool::drool::drool::drool:

Diesel
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:34 AM
Jaime Foxx won't be happy to hear this.

VeeReeDavJCap81
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:05 AM
Jaime Foxx won't be happy to hear this.

Don't tell me HE had a fling with Colin too??? :o

Kunal
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:15 AM
Don't tell me HE had a fling with Colin too??? :o
:lol:

LostGlory
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:19 AM
That girl is lucky....provided that is true....the guy is extra cute....

marmite1
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:47 AM
That pairing just doesnt seem quite right.

ClaudiaZ-S
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:08 AM
mariah carey was invited too :lol:

CooCooCachoo
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:14 AM
Such a reliable source :lol:

pav
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:03 AM
Who ordered the bigrump steak then?

squash
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:27 AM
the guy can drink alcohol like a fish. Serena really loves her bad boys!

forever_rafter
Feb 10th, 2006, 11:10 AM
Colin nooo, you're way too hot for her

tennisjay
Feb 10th, 2006, 11:47 AM
You go Serena get that white meat. :lol:

Marcell
Feb 10th, 2006, 12:20 PM
Did anyone hear that Serena will be baking with Martha Stewart on her show on Feb 16?

le bon vivant
Feb 10th, 2006, 12:22 PM
You go Serena get that white meat. :lol:

death

tennisjay
Feb 10th, 2006, 12:26 PM
death


What?

SelesFan70
Feb 10th, 2006, 12:49 PM
They were talking about this on one of the local radio stations I was listening to during my commute to work. :eek: The lady doing the "Hollywood Headlines" said Serena had a white fur coat. I will try and find some pictures....

borisy
Feb 10th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Isn't Farrell one of the ugliest men in Hollywood? (and no talent)

Wannabeknowitall
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:03 PM
I can see it now.
Colin: You are so fucking beautiful, do you know that?

Serena: :) Well I try.

Colin: You look even better in person. You know I have a couple of movies coming up and we have some spots available that I think you would be great for.

Serena: Oh really? Could you tell me a little about them....

alfonsojose
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:06 PM
In that sex tape, Serena's ass would hide the rest :lol:

borisy
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:07 PM
I'm not sure if it'll be appropriate to post the link that shows Colin's dick here.

alfonsojose
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:07 PM
You go Serena get that white meat. :lol:
:drool: no white meat can handle da butt ;)

alfonsojose
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:08 PM
I'm not sure if it'll be appropriate to post the link that shows Colin's dick here.
are u kiddin' :drool: where is it?

borisy
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:08 PM
are u kiddin' :drool: where is it?

I don't want to be banned ;)

PaulieM
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:08 PM
gross that guy is a walking STD :scared:

alfonsojose
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:08 PM
whatchyoutalkinbout- serena is STILL a virgin...

:tape:

flyingmachine
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:09 PM
http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-colin-farrell-and-serena-williams-dine-out-sex-tape-tk-153818.php

Gawker Stalker: Colin Farrell and Serena Williams Dine Out.

Sightings are sent in by readers on strong medications. take it with a dash of salt..

Juicy sighting last night at Bar Pitti: Colin Farrell waiting for a table with goddess Serena Williams, looking hooker-divine in a knee-length white fur coat. She seemed content to wait for a table like everybody else; she also seemed like she could kick Colinís Hudson Jean-swaddled ass to Staten Island.
Wow I didn't expect that to be happen. :spit:

alfonsojose
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:10 PM
gross that guy is a walking STD :scared:
:haha: :haha:

Kunal
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:32 PM
hahaha

dreamgoddess099
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:43 PM
What?
:haha: :haha: :haha: It means the poster has died laughing.

dreamgoddess099
Feb 10th, 2006, 01:51 PM
They were talking about this on one of the local radio stations I was listening to during my commute to work. :eek: The lady doing the "Hollywood Headlines" said Serena had a white fur coat. I will try and find some pictures....
Yep, I've already heard jokes about Serena being the next sex tape chick and finally getting that staring role she's been looking for on my local radio station. :rolleyes: Boy the rumor mill starts fast. I hope she's not with Colin, I'd so much rather see her with that fine ass footballer she was recently photographed with.

tennisjay
Feb 10th, 2006, 02:21 PM
:drool: no white meat can handle da butt ;)


I saw a picture of his tool on some web site in my opinion Iíll do, but nothing to brag about. Does anyone have pictures of the lovely couple I canít see it, Serena towering over him. I have this feeling Serena likes short white guys and I donít blame her from what I here they are very eager to please if you know what I mean. I hope Serena work him over. :p

Martian KC
Feb 10th, 2006, 02:44 PM
I can see it now.
Colin: You are so fucking beautiful, do you know that?

Dead.

LadyLil
Feb 10th, 2006, 02:54 PM
Serena no hotel rooms or his place. Your place or one that's been sanitized meaning no cameras.
And about the five condom thing, that'll work.

harloo
Feb 10th, 2006, 03:16 PM
http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-colin-farrell-and-serena-williams-dine-out-sex-tape-tk-153818.php

Gawker Stalker: Colin Farrell and Serena Williams Dine Out.

Sightings are sent in by readers on strong medications. take it with a dash of salt..

Juicy sighting last night at Bar Pitti: Colin Farrell waiting for a table with goddess Serena Williams, looking hooker-divine in a knee-length white fur coat. She seemed content to wait for a table like everybody else; she also seemed like she could kick Colinís Hudson Jean-swaddled ass to Staten Island.

The garbarge belongs in the Enquirer.:o

partbrit
Feb 10th, 2006, 03:30 PM
Did anyone hear that Serena will be baking with Martha Stewart on her show on Feb 16?

I hope that's true. Stewart is an anti-fur activist.

SelesFan70
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:25 PM
I hope that's true. Stewart is an anti-fur activist.

Okay, so people can't wear fur just because Martha doesn't like to? That's so Nazi Muslim-like. :o

Kunal
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:27 PM
no bugs...no cameras...think the phase of sex tape has not died out yet....lots more to come in my opinion

Kunal
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:28 PM
forget tapes....jus the number of celebs recently that have been shot topless is so high....jennifer aniston was the last one if im not mistaken

partbrit
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:41 PM
SelesFan70, we have been down the fur road before. There are hundreds of thousands of us who cannot understand why anyone would want to have several animals killed in order to have a fur coat. But assuming that some people think that is okay, it is still hard for us to believe that anyone thinks it is okay for the animals to be trapped, raised, and killed in completely inhumane ways.

Wild animals are trapped in the woods, and non-fur animals get caught in the traps. All of them have been known to chew their own legs off in leg-hold traps, which have supposedly been banned in some places, but which are still in use. The animals trapped for fur often live in extremely crowded conditions in tiny cages, much like battery hens, with little sanitation, no exercise, and no medical care. They are killed by clubbing, throat-slitting (often while they are still alive), and anal electrocution, which is very painful.

The U.S. Humane Slaughter Act does not apply to fur farms. There are no laws in the U.S. that protect fur farm animals in any way whatsoever, and Congress has shown no interest in creating any.

Stewart is an anti-fur activist, and my hope is that she will get through to Serena; public outcry has not affected her.

It isn't that Stewart "doesn't like to" wear fur. She has taken a moral stand against extreme cruelty.

SAEKeithSerena
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:43 PM
i'm sure it's nothing serious. so she goes out for dinner with a male!! OMG OMG OMG

borisy
Feb 10th, 2006, 04:52 PM
Okay, so people can't wear fur just because Martha doesn't like to? That's so Nazi Muslim-like. :o

Now the religious hatred?

PamShriverRockz
Feb 10th, 2006, 05:22 PM
If by some chance *achem* this is true - Serena can do better!

Corswandt
Feb 10th, 2006, 05:30 PM
You go Serena get that white meat. :lol:

:lol:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:17 PM
Virgin Serena = tight vagina
Colin Farrell = huge penis

huge penis+tight vagina = torture.

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:26 PM
Your wish is my command :hug: :hearts:

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:29 PM
Am I the only one who hasn't seen Colin's sex tape :o Someone please PM the link... I need to see what all this excitememnt is about :o

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:29 PM
:eek: I hope you don't get banned for being this vulgar :sad:so unquote me!

new-york
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:29 PM
That's so Nazi Muslim-like. :o

i'm wondering about how accurate it is to make comparison like that....

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:30 PM
so unquote me!

:haha:

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:33 PM
:haha:
What's so funny! :fiery:

-VSR-
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:34 PM
What's so funny! :fiery:

I didn't know if you were going to un-quote them. :lol:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:36 PM
that was scary!

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:38 PM
^^ You didn't edit your post though.. :o What was the point of me unquoting you then? :shrug:

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:40 PM
Nevermind! I saw that you did ;)

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:40 PM
well, i changed the words. otherwise, what's vulgar about it? i mean, it's fact.i just simplified it.

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:40 PM
Nevermind! I saw that you did ;):D

le bon vivant
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:52 PM
Serena...you're never gonna get some from me if you're sleeping around with dirty Colin...:o

Shit me neither. :mad:

[/lying ass off]

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:52 PM
Umm.. Mo~Uniqe, aren't you a woman? i don't think Serena wants anything from you. :o Sorry :tape:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 06:57 PM
Serena...you're never gonna get some from me if you're sleeping around with dirty Colin...:othat's gotta be the joke of the year!girl!you're too big a ho to turn down serena!

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:00 PM
that's gotta be the joke of the year!girl!you're too big a ho to turn down serena!
:tape: :eek: *Dead*

You is too brave! ( I know the proper Enlgish is "You're too brave :fiery: ) :tape:

Simplicity
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:03 PM
Lmfao @ Mo~Unique!

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:03 PM
:o...you know me too well... :tape:damn right i do!now how about i come over and keep you company till serena comes?:drool: :drool: :lick:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:17 PM
:devil:
you don't have to ask me twice. :lick: :kiss:you know what we need in times like these?



a :wet: smiley!

:mad:

tennisjay
Feb 10th, 2006, 07:51 PM
Virgin Serena = tight vagina
Colin Farrell = huge penis

huge penis+tight vagina = torture.


It ain't that big I know I saw pictures of it, I'll say about 5 or 6 inches long but that will do infact thats more than enough.

Helen Lawson
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:05 PM
I think Serena would be totally hot in a sex tape. But I think as long as Richard still walks the Earth, Serena will not allow herself to be taped in that manner.

Sanneriet
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:32 PM
I think Serena would be totally hot in a sex tape. But I think as long as Richard still walks the Earth, Serena will not allow herself to be taped in that manner.

Maybe not knowingly, but what if someone hides a nannycam somewhere strategic? Didn't that ever happen to you Helen?:wavey:

dreamgoddess099
Feb 10th, 2006, 08:38 PM
Virgin Serena = tight vagina
Colin Farrell = huge penis

huge penis+tight vagina = torture.
Virgin= tight vagina? I guess you've never heard of kegel exercises. Women with very active sex lives have tight vagina's as well.

starr
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:58 PM
"looking hooker-divine" :haha:

AjdeNate!
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:45 AM
Well Colin sure does enjoy 'dining out'.

SJW
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:48 AM
SelesFan70, we have been down the fur road before. There are hundreds of thousands of us who cannot understand why anyone would want to have several animals killed in order to have a fur coat. But assuming that some people think that is okay, it is still hard for us to believe that anyone thinks it is okay for the animals to be trapped, raised, and killed in completely inhumane ways.

Wild animals are trapped in the woods, and non-fur animals get caught in the traps. All of them have been known to chew their own legs off in leg-hold traps, which have supposedly been banned in some places, but which are still in use. The animals trapped for fur often live in extremely crowded conditions in tiny cages, much like battery hens, with little sanitation, no exercise, and no medical care. They are killed by clubbing, throat-slitting (often while they are still alive), and anal electrocution, which is very painful.

The U.S. Humane Slaughter Act does not apply to fur farms. There are no laws in the U.S. that protect fur farm animals in any way whatsoever, and Congress has shown no interest in creating any.

Stewart is an anti-fur activist, and my hope is that she will get through to Serena; public outcry has not affected her.

It isn't that Stewart "doesn't like to" wear fur. She has taken a moral stand against extreme cruelty.

i hope you're a vegetarian

LeRoy.
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:49 AM
"Juicy sighting last night at Bar Pitti: Colin Farrell waiting for a table with goddess Serena Williams, looking hooker-divine in a knee-length white fur coat. She seemed content to wait for a table like everybody else; she also seemed like she could kick Colinís Hudson Jean-swaddled ass to Staten Island."

hooker-divine ? :haha: :rolls:

SJW
Feb 11th, 2006, 12:49 AM
Virgin Serena = tight vagina
Colin Farrell = huge penis

huge penis+tight vagina = torture.

erm. he's not that hung. maybe you need to find better equipped guys. :)

partbrit
Feb 11th, 2006, 01:18 AM
i hope you're a vegetarian

I am as vegan as I am permitted to be be by circumstances (about 98%), rather than vegetarian.

But thousands and thousands of people who are anti-fur are not yet vegetarian. Even my factory-farm supporting friends are against fur. Go figure.

RatedR Superstar
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:12 AM
Virgin Serena = tight vagina
Colin Farrell = huge penis

huge penis+tight vagina = torture.

really now, no one is buying that virgin crap story of hers, except ofcourse, her ever-gullable loyal fans

SJW
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:14 AM
really now, no one is buying that virgin crap story of hers, except ofcourse, her ever-gullable loyal fans

right. no sexy woman could possibly be a virgin :retard:

RatedR Superstar
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:20 AM
right. no sexy woman could possibly be a virgin :retard:

really now, no one is buying that serena is a sexy woman, except ofcourse, her ever-gullable loyal fans

SJW
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:33 AM
really now, no one is buying that serena is a sexy woman, except ofcourse, her ever-gullable loyal fans

gullible.
when trying to be smart get it right. otherwise, you just look like an ass :shrug:

RatedR Superstar
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:39 AM
gullible.
when trying to be smart get it right. otherwise, you just look like an ass :shrug:

does anyone cares about spellings in a forum anyway, except ofcourse, her ever-gullible loyal fans

SJW
Feb 11th, 2006, 02:49 AM
does anyone cares about spellings in a forum anyway, except ofcourse, her ever-gullible loyal fans

LOL. well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. gullible, loyal fans? :tape:

carling
Feb 11th, 2006, 04:31 AM
You go Serena! If Serena pulled Colin Farrell, she's my idol because Colin Farrell is the hottest man on this planet. Talk about a couple made in tabloid heaven. 'Bennifer' will have nothing on them!

VeeReeDavJCap81
Feb 11th, 2006, 06:30 AM
really now, no one is buying that virgin crap story of hers, except ofcourse, her ever-gullable loyal fans

Pretty bold comments from someone who has their reps turned off :rolleyes:

skanky~skanketta
Feb 11th, 2006, 08:00 AM
erm. he's not that hung. maybe you need to find better equipped guys. :)i didnt watch the video. i was going on what i've read.

Kunal
Feb 11th, 2006, 05:11 PM
pimp daddy rex....LOL

Simplicity
Feb 11th, 2006, 05:17 PM
I want to see the video!! Someone send me the link!! :o

Cat's Pajamas
Feb 11th, 2006, 06:08 PM
:scared:

morningglory
Feb 11th, 2006, 06:15 PM
:lol:

azinna
Feb 11th, 2006, 06:46 PM
"looking hooker-divine" :haha:

I know. We need pics. Don't know if that was the look Serena was aiming for. But I guess for some people the combination of full lips, full hips, full-length fur and a man from the "British Isles" conjures up images of Hugh Grant and Divine Miss Brown.

starr
Feb 11th, 2006, 07:07 PM
It might indeed... but I thought it was a short white fur.

edit: Ok... knee length.

I do so hope she had on boots with it.

PaulieM
Feb 11th, 2006, 08:03 PM
I know. We need pics. Don't know if that was the look Serena was aiming for. But I guess for some people the combination of full lips, full hips, full-length fur and a man from the "British Isles" conjures up images of Hugh Grant and Divine Miss Brown.
:lol: