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switz
Feb 9th, 2006, 12:09 AM
Here's my synopsis

Tennis players are a rare breed. They travel the world exploring the vast entities that make up their vacuous existence. Some would point the fact that they donít know the difference between rye bread and the more plain varieties but to me that on means that they know how to find a way into the stratosphere without being subjected to the ridicule that others would throw down on them for simply wishing to be the best troglodytes that they can. I wonder sometimes if the only way to appeal the basic decency of human kind is to be intercepted by aliens from the planet Tossos and to take a ride on their inter-stellar time helix.

switz
Feb 9th, 2006, 12:09 AM
it's gold right?!

Dan23
Feb 9th, 2006, 12:14 AM
give me a few mins :scratch: :p

vogus
Feb 9th, 2006, 12:21 AM
sounds like he's on LSD again.

switz
Feb 9th, 2006, 12:24 AM
sounds like he's on LSD again.

er no i'm naturally insane thank you very much :mad:

vogus
Feb 9th, 2006, 12:24 AM
but switzy, it's not your fault that Patty lost her mind and ran away with a psychopathic alien. Confucius say, don't blame yourself.

new-york
Feb 9th, 2006, 12:39 AM
Dad told me once, that you can make the cake if you don't have any ingredients by putting the whole nothing on a silver plate. I always wondered if being a rich Japanese make you feel like you're cookin better.
"What you eat".
Mary Carillo said one that the lines of the court were pretty straight, was it a coincidence that 2,5 seconds later, Mrs Arotce, kind but old curious neighbor, knocked to ask if her milk lapsing date would give her time to drink it one week later.
I never knew if she watched a match of cricket before that, or if Carillo's quote gave her this will to run across the gallery of my flat.

it's either that, or the cake.

you just never know, i guess. but i love my dad.

switz
Feb 9th, 2006, 01:39 AM
but switzy, it's not your fault that Patty lost her mind and ran away with a psychopathic alien. Confucius say, don't blame yourself.

Napoleon Bonaparte said "The moral is to the physical as three to one"

He must not have been a very physical person :lol:

MisterQ
Feb 9th, 2006, 02:23 AM
to be the best troglodytes that they can.

When Pete Sampras lost the 1995 Australian Open final, his parents were in a cave in Portugal. :cool: