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creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:16 PM
1982 (you must remember, the Falklands war was on at the time)
http://www.camohunter.com/ranchosafarispecial.jpg

1987
http://www.jhpromotions.com/x/095/sonny-1.jpg

1990
http://www.adelescostumes.com/adult_costume_los_angeles_hat_california_beard_dis guises_rental/adult_costumes_party_halloween_hollywood_outfits_f or_rent_masks_9.jpg

1994
http://cob.mtholyoke.edu/~lbmelton/fun/dressup/garb2000.jpg

1997
http://www.wormcult.com/GORI/miners_large.jpg

I wore this suit every other year. Except when I was on remand for kerb crawling in 2001.
http://www.suits4boys.com/assets/images/db_images/db_RA1_Safari_Suit_Camel1.jpg

http://www.trans-mission.org/pictures/06dec03-07.JPG

This is from Christmas 2003. Aunty Ida, Geraldine, Debs (who works in the fish and chip shop), Samantha and Mel.:)

Helen Lawson
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:17 PM
The green coat is the best, I'd go with that this year.

Craigy
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:19 PM
:haha:
You really suited that dress from 1994 ;)

faste5683
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:21 PM
:haha: Creep - that's great stuff! You and Ms. Lawson have been killing me these past few days...

:kiss:

:wavey:

Wsisters45
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:21 PM
:haha: :haha:

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:22 PM
:haha:
You really suited that dress from 1994 ;)
That's Bethany, she lives 3 doors down from me. :) She designed that outfit for me.

Simplicity
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:24 PM
Creep, are you a man or a woman?! :eek: :tape:

Helen Lawson
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:24 PM
Hon, I wore this to the '55 Oscars and for obvious reasons, have been wanting to unload it ever since. You can wear it to the next Wimbledon, if you'd like.

http://www.skylighters.org/photos/pinups/shayward2.jpg

marmite1
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:29 PM
:lol: Creep ;)

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:31 PM
Hon, I wore this to the '55 Oscars and for obvious reasons, have been wanting to unload it ever since. You can wear it to the next Wimbledon, if you'd like.

http://www.skylighters.org/photos/pinups/shayward2.jpg

Helen you look absolutely ravishing. :hearts: :) Can you still fit into that dress, that waist, those bosums!? Maybe you can wear it when we go to Amelia Island.

new-york
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:31 PM
Hon, I wore this to the '55 Oscars and for obvious reasons, have been wanting to unload it ever since. You can wear it to the next Wimbledon, if you'd like.

http://www.skylighters.org/photos/pinups/shayward2.jpg

pretty. but we can't have Creep wearin something used.
What about a new version in blue, with black roses.

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:32 PM
Creep, are you a man or a woman?! :eek: :tape:

I'm a man. And no, I'm not one of those.

Helen Lawson
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:35 PM
Helen you look absolutely ravishing. :hearts: :) Can you still fit into that dress, that waist, those bosums!? Maybe you can wear it when we go to Amelia Island.

Don't worry, cigarettes and coffee have kept my waistline the same, and plastic surgery has kept them perky up top.

Hon, you look at a picture like this and realize, there really AREN'T any real stars anymore, are there?

new-york
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:35 PM
some explanations for 1997? :confused:

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:40 PM
some explanations for 1997? :confused:

Ethel hadnít paid the gas bill for three months and British gas cut us off. So I rigged up a do-it-yourself conversion kit to the gas mains, but it didnít work too well and there was a slow leak in the house for a fortnight. And when I awoke on the day I was going to Wimbledon I had no time to get changed cause the alarm clock went off five hours too late cause Ethel set it wrong. Most times I would set it, but for safety sake we slept in mothers bed that evening.

new-york
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:44 PM
Ethel hadnít paid the gas bill for three months and British gas cut us off. So I rigged up a do-it-yourself conversion kit to the gas mains, but it didnít work too well and there was a slow leak in the house for a fortnight. And when I awoke on the day I was going to Wimbledon I had no time to get changed cause the alarm clock went off five hours too late cause Ethel set it wrong. Most times I would set it, but for safety sake we slept in mothers bed that evening.

:lol: what a night. Yet i bet you got the most original look out there.

fifiricci
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:47 PM
:lol: a scream as usual ;)

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:54 PM
:lol: what a night. Yet i bet you got the most original look out there.

Ethel wasn't as bad as she usually was. At least that night she didn't make me lie in the damp patch.

Renaissance
Feb 8th, 2006, 09:58 PM
for 2006???
http://www.prix-reduit.ch/images/string01.jpg
In white of course for Wimbledon

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:02 PM
for 2006???
http://www.prix-reduit.ch/images/string01.jpg

With the lunch box I've got!?

Anyway marmite1 keeps asking if she can go to Wimbledon with me, so I'm thinking maybe this?
http://www.hants.gov.uk/cats/horse2.jpg

new-york
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:05 PM
Ethel wasn't as bad as she usually was. At least that night she didn't make me lie in the damp patch.

Oh my, had Ethel been mistreated in childhood to be such a Cruella. Even if still loving but damn...the damp patch.

marmite1
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:07 PM
With the lunch box I've got!?

Anyway marmite1 keeps asking if she can go to Wimbledon with me, so I'm thinking maybe this?
http://www.hants.gov.uk/cats/horse2.jpg

I think thats perfect ;)

PamShriverRockz
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:12 PM
The beautious 1994 collection was worn by Virginia Wade wasn't it?

pla
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:15 PM
I think thats perfect ;)

Marmite, book fastly the "driving" place :lol:

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:15 PM
The beautious 1994 collection was worn by Virginia Wade wasn't it?

You could be correct because Bethany was a mega-Ginny fan. Luckily she never made me wear the chastity belt.

Helen Lawson
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:15 PM
I think creep and marmite1 should go dressed like this.

http://www.caosblog.com/images/prostitute.jpg

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:16 PM
Marmite, book fastly the "driving" place :lol:

No way! She suffers from awful flatulence.

pla
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:16 PM
creep likes to wear red? :eek:

Kart
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:17 PM
The green coat is the best, I'd go with that this year.

I quite like 1987 myself.

Of course, now that Venus and Serena have the McDonalds contract you won't be able to cash in on it :sad:.

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:17 PM
I think creep and marmite1 should go dressed like this.

http://www.caosblog.com/images/prostitute.jpg
I know I have the legs Helen. I'm not sure if marmite1 has the Henin-Hardenne chest?

PamShriverRockz
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:19 PM
Creep, a couple of years ago I went to Wimby & I got called into security because apparently I am a "crazed Pam Shriver fan". Anyhoo, while in the Wimby cells (with Damir) I met these lovely ladies...

http://au.geocities.com/tarragal_band/tarragalrocks.jpg

Now come to think of it, they kept going on about their pal Ethel. Any connection to you?

Helen Lawson
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:19 PM
I know I have the legs Helen. I'm not sure if marmite1 has the Henin-Hardenne chest?

:lol: :lol: :worship: :worship:

marmite1
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:22 PM
No way! She suffers from awful flatulence.


:lol: I dont want to get done for death by methane :tape:

pla
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:24 PM
:lol: I dont want to get done for death by methane :tape:

Ewww that sounds nasty :lol:

So ban every heat-producing object on 5km around ;)

marmite1
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:26 PM
I know I have the legs Helen. I'm not sure if marmite1 has the Henin-Hardenne chest?

Im afraid not im a lot more well endowled.

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:32 PM
Creep, a couple of years ago I went to Wimby & I got called into security because apparently I am a "crazed Pam Shriver fan". Anyhoo, while in the Wimby cells (with Damir) I met these lovely ladies...

http://au.geocities.com/tarragal_band/tarragalrocks.jpg

Now come to think of it, they kept going on about their pal Ethel. Any connection to you?

Mother had many friends, but I never got the chance to meet a few of them. On one rare ocassion I got to meet some was when she had a few friends around to play poker. It ended up being strip poker, and what a night. I had a bellyful of cellulite, varicose veins, dentures and liver spots that evening.

new-york
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:34 PM
Creep, a couple of years ago I went to Wimby & I got called into security because apparently I am a "crazed Pam Shriver fan". Anyhoo, while in the Wimby cells (with Damir) I met these lovely ladies...

http://au.geocities.com/tarragal_band/tarragalrocks.jpg

Now come to think of it, they kept going on about their pal Ethel. Any connection to you?

So much color. Green is missing. Pam, you think Ethel could be the greeny missing one? :shrug:

PamShriverRockz
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:41 PM
I had a bellyful of cellulite, varicose veins, dentures and liver spots that evening.

So Virginia Wade, Ann Jones, Sue Barker, Billie Jean and Chrissie turned up!? :eek:

Pam obviously didn't...otherwise you would have mentioned necks and verbal diarrhea....

creep
Feb 8th, 2006, 10:44 PM
So Virginia Wade, Ann Jones, Sue Barker, Billie Jean and Chrissie turned up!? :eek:

Pam obviously didn't...otherwise you would have mentioned necks and verbal diarrhea....

:lol:

flyingmachine
Feb 8th, 2006, 11:08 PM
:haha: @ creep

pav
Feb 8th, 2006, 11:10 PM
:lol: Auntie Ida looks like she has been hitting the cooking sherry bottle a bit

Shenanigans
Feb 8th, 2006, 11:23 PM
:haha: How I would love to see Aunty Ida and her mates in the crowd at Wimbledon, I wonder who they would support.

tennisrox
Feb 9th, 2006, 01:44 AM
Creep :rocker:

Helen Lawson
Feb 9th, 2006, 03:41 PM
So, creep, what have you decided to wear this year?

creep
Feb 9th, 2006, 05:39 PM
So, creep, what have you decided to wear this year?

A friend suggested I go with, get this! ĎBody paintí

Tennis related theme of course. I could paint my balls yellow, like tennis balls! (I wouldnít had needed to do this if it were two years ago, because I was suffering from jaundice). Only thing is, it rains most of the time Iíve went to Wimbledon so weíd need waterproof paint. Itís just a suggestion though. Iím still working on a few new designs.

Slumpsova
Feb 9th, 2006, 06:45 PM
Anyway marmite1 keeps asking if she can go to Wimbledon with me, so I'm thinking maybe this?
http://www.hants.gov.uk/cats/horse2.jpg

:haha:
creep you always produce some interesting threads :yeah: