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drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:27 AM
To all fellow WTA World Members;

You are Cordially Invited to a Party, to watch the Hopman Cup first round, and Celebrate the Start of the 2006 Tennis Season !! :aparty:

When: 9:00 PM EST (10:00 AM Perth Australia) Today

Hosted by: Yours Truly

Attire: Sporty casual

Location: This thread

Food and Drinks: Open Bar. (Soft Drinks available for those under age.)
Specialty of the night: Margaritas and Kentucky Bourbon.
Please bring your favorite appetizer to share.
Champagne afterwards.

Please announce yourself when you arrive!! And let us know what you brought!

I'll take your drink orders. :drink:

=============================================

Welcome.... party will get started soon.... :dance: :dance: I'm off to prepare the drinks!!

SilK
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:29 AM
:worship: I'll be there to celebrate! :aparty:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:30 AM
:worship: I'll be there to celebrate! :aparty:

I'm honored. Can you bring an appetizer? Or if not enough time, we need ice. Thanks.

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:30 AM
i'll bring the weed. :D

SilK
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:33 AM
I'm honored. Can you bring an appetizer? Or if not enough time, we need ice. Thanks.

I'll be bringing the champagne! :worship:

Jericho
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:34 AM
i'll bring the penguins

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:34 AM
i'll bring the weed. :D

why thank you my dear. hope you don't mind smoking out back, we are expecting some minors. :kiss:

SilK
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:34 AM
PengParty :banana:

:woohoo:

~ The Leopard ~
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:35 AM
Here I am.

http://www.bigcatrescue.org/images/LeopardCheetaroSpeaksWeb.jpg

You can count on me to turn up, especially if the pretty girlies are going to be there. ;)

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:35 AM
I'll be bringing the champagne! :worship:

OMG thank you! :hearts: I prefer extra brut, if it's not too much trouble. But I'm not picky.

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:37 AM
why thank you my dear. hope you don't mind smoking out back, we are expecting some minors. :kiss:
but...it's cold outside. :awww:
how about we make them leave? :p

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:37 AM
Here I am.

You can count on me to turn up, especially if the pretty girlies are going to be there. ;)



Welcome, Sir Leopard. Any Aussie delacies you could bring along?

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:39 AM
but...it's cold outside. :awww:
how about we make them leave? :p

I'll get the fire pit started.

Need some wood please. someone!

~ The Leopard ~
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:40 AM
I do have some bottles of good red wine, plus some chocolate-coated macadamia nuts which we'd better eat before the chocolate melts.

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:42 AM
I do have some bottles of good red wine, plus some chocolate-coated macadamia nuts which we'd better eat before the chocolate melts.

Thank you! I will get my assistant to shine up the wine glasses.

Now, please, I must go and get the preparations ready and chagne my clothes! Back in a while!

Still need: ice, wood, appetizers. And we will need some extra chairs. Thanks.

Craigy
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:44 AM
I will bring Tati :drool: :wavey:

Grachka
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:45 AM
I'll bring plenty of wood :)

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:46 AM
I'll bring plenty of wood :)
what...your pencil?

Grachka
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:47 AM
what...your pencil?
Yes.

Bert.

:p

P.S. You should bring his effigy to burn him once and for all.

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:48 AM
I'll bring plenty of wood :)


Another perv :eek: . (kidding) Welcome anyway Grachka. I'll tell you about my visit to your city (during the changeovers of course).

Would you mind picking up a bottle of single malt? Mine is getting low.

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:05 AM
OK, match getting ready to start..........
Who needs a drink, and what can I get you?

So far a good party, thanks for coming SilK, Pengwin, Miching~Mallecho (we've never met!), Jericho, ~The Leopard ~, craig serenafan, Tati, Grachka. :wavey:

Grachka
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:05 AM
Another perv :eek: . (kidding) Welcome anyway Grachka. I'll tell you about my visit to your city (during the changeovers of course).

Would you mind picking up a bottle of single malt? Mine is getting low.
Single malts....single malts....too expensive.

I'll bring the cheap cider.

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:14 AM
Margaritas and Kentucky Bourbon.
I'm off to prepare the drinks!!

Er, that's Margaritas OR Kentucky Bourbon.

Pitcher of Maragaritas here, please help yourself. Who prefers bourbon? Straight or mixed?

Craigy
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:15 AM
OK, match getting ready to start..........
Who needs a drink, and what can I get you?

So far a good party, thanks for coming SilK, Pengwin, Miching~Mallecho (we've never met!), Jericho, ~The Leopard ~, craig serenafan, Tati, Grachka. :wavey:
:haha:

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:18 AM
OK, match getting ready to start..........
Who needs a drink, and what can I get you?

So far a good party, thanks for coming SilK, Pengwin, Miching~Mallecho (we've never met!), Jericho, ~The Leopard ~, craig serenafan, Tati, Grachka. :wavey:
you've never met me??
hmmm...i'm sure i've met you. :scratch:
anyway, it's good to meet you, i guess. :)

Craigy
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:19 AM
It's 2-0 to Peng :angel:
really?

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:21 AM
you've never met me??
hmmm...i'm sure i've met you. :scratch:
anyway, it's good to meet you, i guess. :)


Nah,,,,,,, I've seen you around though. Welcome. :wavey:

(There is a guy here called Drake too, probably you mixed us up.) Anyway, what can I get you to drink, deary?

416_Man
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:22 AM
I brought the condoms :D.

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:24 AM
Nah,,,,,,, I've seen you around though. Welcome. :wavey:

(There is a guy here called Drake too, probably you mixed us up.) Anyway, what can I get you to drink, deary?
an iced tea would be fine. :D

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:29 AM
I brought the condoms :D.

Welcome but keep those in your wallet for now please, we have some serious tennis to watch!!!!!!

Drink?

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:31 AM
an iced tea would be fine. :D


Here you go sweetness. It's green tea, hope that's OK. You favor Peng or Krajicek?

416_Man
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:32 AM
Welcome but keep those in your wallet for now please, we have some serious tennis to watch!!!!!!

Drink?

Tennis... Shhmennis. I'll take a coke :rolleyes:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:36 AM
Tennis... Shhmennis. I'll take a coke :rolleyes:

Dude, you are at the party for the inauguration of the 2006 season, on a Tennis Board!

Here's a coke.... funny, more teetotalers here than I expected. :confused:

Listen, would you mind seeing who is at the door, I have to go check on the fire out back.

CrossCourt~Rally
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:39 AM
I BROUGHT cashews, cocktail peanuts,dill pickles and cheezy poofs :lick: :cool:

416_Man
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:41 AM
Dude, you are at the party for the inauguration of the 2006 season, on a Tennis Board!

Here's a coke.... funny, more teetotalers here than I expected. :confused:

Listen, would you mind seeing who is at the door, I have to go check on the fire out back.

lol "checking on the fire" eh, you just want to smoke some weed with mitching :p

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:42 AM
I BROUGHT cashews, cocktail peanuts.dill picklers and cheezy poofs :lick: :cool:


OMG thank you so much. :hug: Cashews are a weakness of mine! Let me get some dishes out.

What can I bring you to drink, hon? I make a mean Margarita!

Craigy
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:43 AM
anyone have scores???

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:44 AM
anyone have scores???

Yes, Peng leads first set 5-3. Now Krajicek serving 30-30.

CrossCourt~Rally
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:45 AM
OMG thank you so much. :hug: Cashews are a weakness of mine! Let me get some dishes out.

What can I bring you to drink, hon? I make a mean Margarita!

I have been on the wagon for 2 years...so i will take a DR PEPPER with a squirt of VANILA :lick: :drool:

Craigy
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:46 AM
Yes, Peng leads first set 5-3. Now Krajicek serving 30-30.
:sad:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:47 AM
I have been on the wagon for 2 years...so i will take a DR PEPPER with a squirt of VANILA :lick: :drool:

Wow I didn't prepare for this.... I'm gonna see if the neighbors have Dr.Pepper. I do have vanilla, thank goodness. Be right back.

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:48 AM
Peng takes first set 6-3. :bounce: :angel: :worship:

Go my Sweet Shuai!!! One more.

Craigy
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:51 AM
oh fuck off Krajicek :lol:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:53 AM
Wow I didn't prepare for this.... I'm gonna see if the neighbors have Dr.Pepper. I do have vanilla, thank goodness. Be right back.


FRAZIER~FORCE, you are in luck. Here you go..... Dr. Pepper with vanilla. Can you please pass the cashews over here? Who you rooting for?

Craigy
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:55 AM
Sorry, But I gots to go here. Cya :wavey:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:55 AM
Sorry, But I gots to go here. Cya :wavey:


Thanks for coming... great to see you again. Happy New Year! :wavey:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:57 AM
:wavey:

Alvin has arrived! :D Fashionably late, of course :angel:

So, who wants some Watermelon Vodka? :drool:

http://photos23.flickr.com/26884233_8cef026b95_m.jpg

I hope we've got TONS of vodka :bounce:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:01 AM
:o looks like I've killed the party :o :o

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:03 AM
:wavey:

Alvin has arrived! :D Fashionably late, of course :angel:

So, who wants some Watermelon Vodka? :drool:

http://photos23.flickr.com/26884233_8cef026b95_m.jpg

I hope we've got TONS of vodka :bounce:

Oh sorry I was checking on the spinach balls in the oven, sorry I didn't hear the door. Welcome, and thank you sooooo much for bringing the vodka watermelon. It looks delightful. Do we cut it or what?

Cups are over here... please help yourself...... I have to run to the bathroom.

Great to see you my (??) friend!! :lol:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:04 AM
Oh sorry I was checking on the spinach balls in the oven, sorry I didn't hear the door. Welcome, and thank you sooooo much for bringing the vodka watermelon. It looks delightful. Do we cut it or what?

Cups are over here... please help yourself...... I have to run to the bathroom.

Great to see you my (??) friend!! :lol:
:scratch: I think we just empty it :shrug: Bottoms up!!!

:drink::drink::drink:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:15 AM
:scratch: I think we just empty it :shrug: Bottoms up!!!

:drink::drink::drink:

Thank you ... this is delicious and the stress of the match is killing me.....

416_Man
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:18 AM
I think Misa is just beginning :D...

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:19 AM
I think Misa is just beginning :D...

Yes, I'm worried but still feeling good........... can I get you another drinky?

416_Man
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:23 AM
Yes, I'm worried but still feeling good........... can I get you another drinky?

I think you might need a harder drink before you pass out becuase of nerves ;)

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:24 AM
I think you might need a harder drink before you pass out becuase of nerves ;)


Maybe Peng will tie it up here in the second????????

I'm actually helping Tennis Freak67 with this vodka watermelon... so I'm good, thanks. :p

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:29 AM
I need some more vodka :o I can't watch this match :mad: Are you guys watching it live on webcast or is this just following live scores? :o

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:32 AM
Hey where's the food :rolleyes: And where's everybody else :o

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:36 AM
Hey where's the food :rolleyes: And where's everybody else :o

We are watching on the Hopman Cup forum thread. Join us.

And we have cashews, pickles, spinach balls, and cheese puffs. Can I make you up a little plate? :lick:

Plenty of vodka....... I already poured it in the watermelon. No worries, relax. :)

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:37 AM
We are watching on the Hopman Cup forum thread. Join us.

And we have cashews, pickles, spinach balls, and cheese puffs. Can I make you up a little plate? :lick:

Plenty of vodka....... I already poured it in the watermelon. No worries, relax. :)
:woohoo:
:drink::drink::drink:

What about the music and the dirty-dancing?! :bounce:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:40 AM
:woohoo:
:drink::drink::drink:

What about the music and the dirty-dancing?! :bounce:

That comes after the ladies' match. We can turn the sound down and just watch the men's picture only.

And now we know who's straight and gay, (and ??), we know who we want to dance with . :lol: :lol:

I'm glad you are finally relaxing, hon, you seemed a little uptight at first. Let me refill your glass. :kiss:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:48 AM
That comes after the ladies' match. We can turn the sound down and just watch the men's picture only.

And now we know who's straight and gay, (and ??), we know who we want to dance with . :lol: :lol:

I'm glad you are finally relaxing, hon, you seemed a little uptight at first. Let me refill your glass. :kiss:
Only dancing with the ladies ;)

So Disrespectful
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:58 AM
I've arrived, and my special guest is Rada :inlove:

BTW, score is tied at 3-6 6-4 3-3 deuce

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:01 AM
I've arrived, and my special guest is Rada :inlove:

BTW, score is tied at 3-6 6-4 3-3 deuce

Better late than never. Welcome! We have vodka watermelon, bourbon, whiskey, red wine. What's your pleasure?

So Disrespectful
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:07 AM
Ooohhh Bourbon :lick:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:09 AM
Ooohhh Bourbon :lick:

A man after my heart. :hearts:

LOOKS LIKE WE WILL BE BREAKING OUT THE CHAMPAGNE SOON!!!

PENG LEADS 5-3 IN THE THIRD.!! :bounce: :bounce: :worship: :worship:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:30 AM
Hey the match is over, LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED!

*spins in Missy Elliott - "Lose Control"*

:dance::dance::dance: *bumps drake3781* :dance::dance::dance:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:33 AM
Thank you all for coming by! I had a great time. Yes, we will do it again soon. Are you OK to drive? You sure? OK, then. The snacks were great, thanks so much for bringing them. No, don't worry about helping clean up... I'm gonna leave it for the morning. It's OK, really. I know, I am so proud of her for coming out swinging like that, first match back. Yes, I do expect a great season from her. And I'm sorry 'bout Misa but I'm sure she is gonna do well too. Thanks again, great to see you! Bye Bye! Happy New Year!!

=================================

< sits down and relaxes......... parties are a lot of hard work, but everyone seemed to have fun............ kinda glad they left so early, to be honest.......... hope i'm not hung over in the morning, no, i won't be, i only had a few......... well that was fun....... gonna take it easy now......>

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:35 AM
Hey the match is over, LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED!

*spins in Missy Elliott - "Lose Control"*

:dance::dance::dance: *bumps drake3781* :dance::dance::dance:


OMG you're still HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :eek: Anyone else? If not, let's just go down to the corner bar and hang out........... or if there are more people we can stay..... where were you anyway, out by the fire ??

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 04:01 AM
OMG you're still HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :eek: Anyone else? If not, let's just go down to the corner bar and hang out........... or if there are more people we can stay..... where were you anyway, out by the fire ??
I'm errr.........:drink: Yoooooooooooooooo knowwwwwww, :dance: lalala lose control :drink:

*falls over*

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 04:31 AM
I'm errr.........:drink: Yoooooooooooooooo knowwwwwww, :dance: lalala lose control :drink:

*falls over*


Well, look, I'm gonna call you a cab and get you home. Call me tomorrow and let me know how you feel. I had a lot of fun and it was nice to finallly meet you. Your watermelon drinks were great; everybody loved it...... here comes the cab, I'm gonna walk you out. You got enough money to cover it? You got your housekeys? OK, good... well, drink a big glass of water and take a vitamin before bed, eat something too if you can, OK? Call me tomorrow..... when you get up. :hug: :bigwave:

~{X}~
Dec 30th, 2005, 04:56 AM
I'll be there as well and you said sporty casual. Hmm will be tough trying to find an outfit for that. :hehehe:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 05:31 AM
The WTAWorld Post

Obituary

Mr. Tennis Freak the 67th

Tennis Freak the 67th, a stalwart in the WTAWorld, died today, December 29th, 2005. He was found dead with 50 stab wounds on the roadside at 10:00PM. There have been reports that he was at a party earlier in the night. Blood samples showed high levels of alcohol in his bloodstream.

If you have any more information in the death of Tennis Freak the 67th, please call 1-800-DRAKES-FAULT.

Tennis Freak the 67th leaves behind his $900 in vCash and his Centurion American Express card. There has been word that he failed to write a will, so his possession is up for grabs.

Blonde_Ambition7
Dec 30th, 2005, 05:40 AM
stabbed 50 times, eh?

i knew that watermelon vodka was a bad idea.

dibs on the money.

Rohin.
Dec 30th, 2005, 05:47 AM
50 times! :eek:

someone must really have hated you!

~{X}~
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:00 AM
You can have the cash, I get the credit card. :o

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:10 AM
The WTAWorld Post


Obituary

Mr. Tennis Freak the 67th

Tennis Freak the 67th, a stalwart in the WTAWorld, died today, December 29th, 2005. He was found dead with 50 stab wounds on the roadside at 10:00PM. There have been reports that he was at a party earlier in the night. Blood samples showed high levels of alcohol in his bloodstream.

If you have any more information in the death of Tennis Freak the 67th, please call 1-800-DRAKES-FAULT.

Tennis Freak the 67th leaves behind his $900 in vCash and his Centurion American Express card. There has been word that he failed to write a will, so his possession is up for grabs.

Oh how sad. :sad:

* grabs Vcash and Credit card while nobody is looking *

Blonde_Ambition7
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:11 AM
Oh how sad. :sad:

* grabs Vcash and Credit card while nobody is looking *

oh no you don't! i already claimed the money.

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:13 AM
oh no you don't! i already claimed the money.

Claiming it and getting it are two different things, honey. :wavey:

Blonde_Ambition7
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:21 AM
Claiming it and getting it are two different things, honey. :wavey:

haha fine...i've got someone elses money to take anyway. :lol:

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:22 AM
haha fine...i've got someone elses money to take anyway. :lol:

More members that were stabbed or brutally killed in another way? :p

Blonde_Ambition7
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:24 AM
More members that were stabbed or brutally killed in another way? :p

no, although that would speed up the process

TF Chipmunk
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:27 AM
*spooky music*

BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIIIIIIIIIIIID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

*wind rushes, doors slam*

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:30 AM
no, although that would speed up the process

Err..... yes.

* slowly backs away from Blonde_Ambition7 *

Blonde_Ambition7
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:35 AM
:lol: what the hell is happening here? how did i become a murderer..?

i just want the money. like James and D . ~{X}~ . K

Hachiko
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:45 AM
:yeah:.

!<blocparty>!
Dec 30th, 2005, 11:33 AM
I'll bring the condoms.

There's no one bringing condoms already, right? :unsure:

drake3781
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:56 PM
I'll bring the condoms.

There's no one bringing condoms already, right? :unsure:

Sorry Bloc, the party was LAST night! We had fun and sorry we missed you. (Although there seems to have been a terrible incident afterwards, involving tennis freak67.)

I'll make sure you are invited next time.

And I'll change the thread title so it's clear THIS PARTY IS OVER!

SloKid
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:58 PM
I missed the party...:banghead:

Ah well, nothing to do about it now...