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skanky~skanketta
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:21 PM
and it was Tom Welling:hearts::lick:. he was fantastic:drool: :yeah:, though his armpits did have a slightly unpleasant musky odor.:tape::o

<!Society!>
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:30 PM
HAHAHAHAH thats so funny yet so wrong

skanky~skanketta
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:32 PM
i know!:tape:

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:33 PM
What, no Vic Tayback?

skanky~skanketta
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:35 PM
What, no Vic Tayback?what's that?a fossil?

yellowcard
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:36 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tom Welling:drool:

skanky~skanketta
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:39 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tom Welling:drool:double :drool:

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:43 PM
what's that?a fossil?

The hottest man who ever walked the Earth!

http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/cast/images/tayback.jpg

new-york
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:44 PM
What, no Vic Tayback?

Time goes by so quickly.

skanky~skanketta
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:50 PM
The hottest man who ever walked the Earth!

http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/cast/images/tayback.jpg:speakles:

if u say so hel!

SelesFan70
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:53 PM
:o Could you post a picture of Tom Welling? I've never heard of this person.

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:56 PM
:o Could you post a picture of Tom Welling? I've never heard of this person.

I image googled him, he looks like a young, built, brunette guy. Surprisingly, not a girlie-man, though certainly not a "real man" like Vic!

SelesFan70
Dec 29th, 2005, 04:59 PM
Duh...I should've known to use the internet. Am I the only person that Yahoo's instead of Google's? :confused:

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/tom-welling1.jpg

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 05:01 PM
Duh...I should've known to use the internet. Am I the only person that Yahoo's instead of Google's? :confused:

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/tom-welling1.jpg

Hon, the last time I used yahoo to search, Joan Rivers was on her first face lift!

Up close, he is a girlie-man. Oh well, I should have known. How come only guys who look like girls are considered hot anymore?

Sally Struthers
Dec 29th, 2005, 05:17 PM
Hel, Vic is a little too "real" for me, but he's better than that girlie man.

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 05:19 PM
Hel, Vic is a little too "real" for me, but he's better than that girlie man.

Sally, you know that like hundreds of guys ripped ones off to either your picture or the thought of you in the 70s when you were on All in the Family. How does it feel to be whack-off material to thousands? Flattering, a little gross, all of the above?

Sally Struthers
Dec 29th, 2005, 05:28 PM
Well, Hel, we're entertainers right? It's our job to bring a little pleasure to the world so I have no qualms about that sort of thing :lol:

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 05:33 PM
Well, Hel, we're entertainers right? It's our job to bring a little pleasure to the world so I have no qualms about that sort of thing :lol:

That's true, I guess it's really flattery. I bet more than a few times in the 40s and 50s, when a man was making love to his wife, it was ME he was thinking about.

James
Dec 29th, 2005, 05:43 PM
Hon, the last time I used yahoo to search, Joan Rivers was on her first face lift!

Up close, he is a girlie-man. Oh well, I should have known. How come only guys who look like girls are considered hot anymore?

It's a gay world these days, honey. The days of Vic are numbered. :lol:

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 05:46 PM
It's a gay world these days, honey. The days of Vic are numbered. :lol:

You're so right, hon, I can't even tell you. After Barney Frank croaks, Helen's just going to go straight, I mean, the bodies will all be the same whether male or female, so I might as well get the tax deduction and have some kids. :lol:

Sally Struthers
Dec 29th, 2005, 06:07 PM
That's true, I guess it's really flattery. I bet more than a few times in the 40s and 50s, when a man was making love to his wife, it was ME he was thinking about.

It's true. You were way hotter than me in your prime. Men can't resist the firey red hair! I bet you're a real hit on the nursing home scene now Hel, provided of course that the old farts can get it up. :lol:

HAIL-VENUS
Dec 29th, 2005, 06:09 PM
Wet dreams irritate me. I hate waking up to the feeling of emptiness inside, ya' know.

ampers&
Dec 29th, 2005, 07:45 PM
http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/cast/images/tayback.jpg
:drool:
i'd do him. :shrug:

James
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:04 PM
:drool:
i'd do him. :shrug:

But you're a slut, so that was to be expected. :lol: ;) :p

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:05 PM
The hottest man who ever walked the Earth!

http://www.geocities.com/classics4ever/alice/cast/images/tayback.jpg

omg! :tape: :tape: :tape:

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:06 PM
It's a gay world these days, honey. The days of Vic are numbered. :lol:

:lol:

post of the month

ampers&
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:10 PM
But you're a slut, so that was to be expected. :lol: ;) :p
sluts have standards too.:ras:

James
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:11 PM
sluts have standards too.:ras:

Judging by the fact you like Vic, they are obviously not all that high. :p

ampers&
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:14 PM
Judging by the fact you like Vic, they are obviously not all that high. :p
ain't nothing wrong with Vic.
some plastic surgery and month of heavy dieting can fix most of his problems. :ras:
besides...i bet he's hung. :drool: :lick:

James
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:15 PM
ain't nothing wrong with Vic.
some plastic surgery and month of heavy dieting can fix most of his problems. :ras:
besides...i bet he's hung. :drool: :lick:

If he would do you, he probably will be hung in some states. :p

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:16 PM
ain't nothing wrong with Vic.
some plastic surgery and month of heavy dieting can fix most of his problems. :ras:


right but that's a long road to go :drool:

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:20 PM
Helen, Sally and the other girls of the forum, how about this one?
http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/edo50_5.jpg

Edoardo Costa, Italian actor

He is not girly, neither monsterlike such as Vic :drool:

ampers&
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:22 PM
^ bulge pic pls...:D

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:24 PM
^ bulge pic pls...:D

:haha: omg! :tape:

ampers&
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:25 PM
:haha: omg! :tape:
is that asking for too much? :confused:
it doesn't have to be a frontal bulge pic.
a side bulge pic will do. :D

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:27 PM
is that asking for too much? :confused:
it doesn't have to be a frontal bulge pic.
a side bulge pic will do. :D

:lol: you must trust without seeing..... :p

Sally Struthers
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:28 PM
Helen, Sally and the other girls of the forum, how about this one?
http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/edo50_5.jpg

Edoardo Costa, Italian actor

He is not girly, neither monsterlike such as Vic :drool:


The hairy arms aren't doing anything for Sally

yellowcard
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:29 PM
is that asking for too much? :confused:
it doesn't have to be a frontal bulge pic.
a side bulge pic will do. :D


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bulge :drool:

yellowcard
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:30 PM
The hairy arms aren't doing anything for Sally


For me they are

James
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:31 PM
Helen, Sally and the other girls of the forum, how about this one?
http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/edo50_5.jpg

Edoardo Costa, Italian actor

He is not girly, neither monsterlike such as Vic :drool:

He has such strong arms. And the right type of hair. Plus he isn't afraid to get dirty and likes playing in the sand. * checks planes to Italy *

Majeka
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Did somebody say bulge?

James
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:34 PM
Did somebody say bulge?

It seems to be the word that triggers you. :lol:

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:40 PM
The hairy arms aren't doing anything for Sally

^ bulge pic pls...:D
women,it's impossible to please you......

tennislover
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:42 PM
He has such strong arms. And the right type of hair. Plus he isn't afraid to get dirty and likes playing in the sand. * checks planes to Italy *

right

I'd not undervalue his ipnotyzing eyes :cool:

Majeka
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:44 PM
It seems to be the word that triggers you. :lol:

Yeah. :o

James
Dec 29th, 2005, 08:46 PM
right

I'd not undervalue his ipnotyzing eyes :cool:

Edoardo, I will come soon. ;)

LostGlory
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:21 PM
Helen, Sally and the other girls of the forum, how about this one?
http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/edo50_5.jpg

Edoardo Costa, Italian actor

He is not girly, neither monsterlike such as Vic :drool:

Is he str8 by any chance???

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:43 PM
:drool:
i'd do him. :shrug:

You have very good taste, dear! :D

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:45 PM
Helen, Sally and the other girls of the forum, how about this one?
http://www.porcellino.net/uomini/edo50_5.jpg

Edoardo Costa, Italian actor

He is not girly, neither monsterlike such as Vic :drool:

HOT!!!! He's mighty fine. I'd still do Vic first, though, I can't quite describe it. Just the sheer he-male-stud-man of Vic just gets Helen all flustered and bothered.

Helen Lawson
Dec 29th, 2005, 09:47 PM
It's true. You were way hotter than me in your prime. Men can't resist the firey red hair! I bet you're a real hit on the nursing home scene now Hel, provided of course that the old farts can get it up. :lol:

Don't sell yourself short, hon. We were different types. I was sort of the classy red-head they wanted as a wife to fuck and to show off. You were more like piggytails sex/jailbait blonde beach fantasy girl. Both have their rightful places among the minds of straight men and their fantasies.

I bet some really old coots are still ripping one off to Helen, maybe as we speak.....

skanky~skanketta
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:17 AM
talk about a totally derailed thread!

that eduardo is fine!god knows i'll have another dream tonight!those hairy arm!:drool:

and hel, look, i told u!in the dream, he had musky armpits. aint that man enough?

tennislover
Dec 30th, 2005, 10:45 AM
Is he str8 by any chance???

100% str8

tennislover
Dec 30th, 2005, 10:46 AM
talk about a totally derailed thread!

that eduardo is fine!god knows i'll have another dream tonight!those hairy arm!:drool:

and hel, look, i told u!in the dream, he had musky armpits. aint that man enough?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
what nice dreams you have!

SelesFan70
Dec 30th, 2005, 12:33 PM
^ bulge pic pls...:D

OMG...I didn't know you are a size queen! :lol:

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:23 PM
OMG...I didn't know you are a size queen! :lol:
i haven't fucked anyone under 7 inches. :tape:

SelesFan70
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:26 PM
i haven't fucked anyone under 7 inches. :tape:

Well, personally speaking, I've had GREAT sex with very average guys... 6" or so...but there is something about a large phallus that's very much a turn on. :D

OMG...I used the word "phallus" :unsure:

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:34 PM
^well...there is a difference between being fucked in the vagina and being fucked in the anus i think.
if someone was banging me up the ass, i wouldn't want more than 6ins. :scared:

Nicjac
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:40 PM
^well...there is a difference between being fucked in the vagina and being fucked in the anus i think.
if someone was banging me up the ass, i wouldn't want more than 6ins. :scared:


Gee M~M, that language, what did you have for breakfast?

Ohh, well, forget I asked ...

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:42 PM
Gee M~M, that language, what did you have for breakfast?

Ohh, well, forget I asked ...
lol..all i said was fuck and ass.
that's not that bad.:unsure:
and i had chicken soup for breakfast. :p

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:44 PM
i haven't fucked anyone under 7 inches. :tape:

I did not know you dated midgets. :p

Bubba08
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:48 PM
Time goes by so quickly.
:lol:

Nicjac
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:49 PM
lol..all i said was fuck and ass.
that's not that bad.:unsure:
and i had chicken soup for breakfast. :p

Bang away, then :lol:

So, how big was the bone coming with the soup? ;)

skanky~skanketta
Dec 30th, 2005, 01:54 PM
I did not know you dated midgets. :poh shit!:haha:

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:00 PM
Bang away, then :lol:

So, how big was the bone coming with the soup? ;)
only 3 inches. :awww:
just a tad bigger than James' bone. :tape:

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 02:38 PM
only 3 inches. :awww:
just a tad bigger than James' bone. :tape:

My bone is too much for you, honey. You stick to the midgets in your soup. :p

skanky~skanketta
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:39 PM
only 3 inches. :awww:
just a tad bigger than James' bone. :tape:death

ampers&
Dec 30th, 2005, 03:44 PM
My bone is too much for you, honey. You stick to the midgets in your soup. :p
is someone suffering from midget penis envy? :awww:

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 04:39 PM
is someone suffering from midget penis envy? :awww:

No, I don't think so. :p I don't envy your partners at all.

SelesFan70
Dec 30th, 2005, 05:21 PM
My bone is too much for you, honey. You stick to the midgets in your soup. :p

I want to stick your avatar! :D

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 05:24 PM
I want to stick your avatar! :D

Don't we all want that. :drool:

SelesFan70
Dec 30th, 2005, 05:30 PM
Don't we all want that. :drool:

:lick: <====that's me while I watch you take your turn. :wavey:

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 05:54 PM
:lick: <====that's me while I watch you take your turn. :wavey:

You can always join in, if you want. :D

SelesFan70
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:08 PM
You can always join in, if you want. :D

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....a Tyson Beckford sandwich! Are you versatile? :unsure:

James
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....a Tyson Beckford sandwich! Are you versatile? :unsure:

Very much so. :lol:

SelesFan70
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:17 PM
Very much so. :lol:

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif



:banana:

new-york
Dec 30th, 2005, 06:18 PM
omg. :lol: